I just want to have sex with a pretty girl boys. There's gotta be some kind of paranormal power to help me. Have you ever done something like getting sex using magic?

>>40701116 (OP)
nope that's how you end up with fucked up troon babies like el*n musk. it's gotta be natural or no go

>>40701116 (OP)
i just seduce them with psychic vampire magic

>>40701116 (OP)
Haven't you noticed that practically all the prettiest girls are always with the worst jerks for some reason? As if they liked to be treated like bitches and be savagely fucked by dudes who are closer to apes than humans. I'd suggest you to start by being the worst jerk you can.
But here is the truth: the second they see you, girls will know if they want to sleep with you or not. Girls don't think, they just follow their animal instinct and never think. (They'll blame everybody else, and especially males, for everything anyway.) So there is nothing you can do to seduce them, you just must happen to be sexually attractive to them, which means looking like a rutting ape.
If you are nice to a girl, she will just take advantage of you, at best you will be her friend, you will never sleep with her.

I gotta let her talk instead of me

> :S

>>40701303
No
I am way more intesting

>>40701116 (OP)
>I just want to have sex with a pretty girl boys.
Same, pretty girl boys are the best.

>>40701116 (OP)
>>40701432
Based

>>40701432
I love some pretty girl boys desu

>>40701295
I don't think ALL women are like this, but it's mostly just pure laziness. The ones who behave like this do so at, and only at, the expense of someone who would desire a healthy relationship. It's a symptom of a larger twisted paradigm. It's a false darwinism. Really, I have like an overarching grace for these lazy types, but on a personal, day to day basis, I have no tolerance for this behavior.

>>40701116 (OP)
Drop the pretty part and u can get laid

Find a fat chick she will sleep with u if u arent gross

The pretty girl boys thing is Freudian, but sometimes a girl penis is just a girl penis.

>>40701497
Plenty of dudes wanna get plowed without having their d touched at all just sayin

>>40701116 (OP)

>>40702508
The consequences of normalizing abhorrent sexual practices (like anal sex, whether gay or straight) has been a disaster for the human race.

Maybe you're just being too picky, a pussy will always be a pussy regardless of the girl :p If you really want an ass, just try to be nice and not weird.

>>40701116 (OP)
Take a cube, this will give you everything you need

>>40701116 (OP)
semen retention parodixically lets you have sex with many women, or so they say lmfao