https://www.techno-science.net/en/news/this-computer-composed-of-16-mini-human-brains-shows-impressive-efficiency-N25150.html
https://youtu.be/eoBIdhkBFAU
"SCIENTISTS GROW HUMAN BRAIN CELLS IN A JAR. THEN THEY TURNED IT INTO A COMPUTER. WAKE THE FUCK UP."

[SOURCE: Nature Electronics, June 2024]
Cortical Labs" hooked lab-grown mini-brains to electrodes taught them to play Pong now runs AI tasks at 1/1,000,000th the energy cost.*

WHAT THEY AREN’T TELLING YOU:

"BIOLOGICAL GPUs" Your future PC might be made of YOUR CLONED NEURONS.
ETHICS? "It’s just cells bro!" — same energy as "It’s just a demon bro“
I for one am against slave brain computers

Your chosen article to share this information with us sucks ass. I'm sorry to say. Try with less slopaganda images. We know it's tiny dishes of neural tissue.

>>40706204 (OP)
oh the ways they're going to kill themselves with this tech. absolutely blasphemous and cursed to the core

>>40706263
It’s tiny dishes now at the start but you won’t be laughing when Microsoft buys the rights to your grandpas brain cells after he donated his body. “Is that grandpa in my dreams? No just a clonedbrain computer owned by Bill Gates”

Elon Musk wants your hippocampus as a NFT and Bill Gates will get your prefrontal cortex.

>>40706274
Form > function

>>40706204 (OP)
root every attempt at this
join them with wolfskin
guard your thoughts
compartmentalization
learn more tricks.

in the game of war,
eye for an eye,
brain for a brain,

in this case,
whatever it takes.

abominations.

nobody is to be born a slave.

>>40706263
> I GRANT OPENAI PERPETUAL RIGHTS TO MY CHILDHOOD CORE MEMORIES.
OPT OUT (requires sacrificing 3 goats to AGI @ dawn)

>>40706899
KEEP SIMPING FOR NEURAL SLAVERY, JARHEAD.
When you hear grandpa‘s voice in a Xbox ad just remember you said it was form over function

>>40706204 (OP)
I have known this sort of thing will come, but it is a necessary evil. You either admit defeat in the face of creating something which breaks the boundaries of what is possible, or you understand the sin necessary. Information is valuable and so are tools, if you want to see what lays beyond then you have to cross uncomfortable thresholds. "This is not your brain/self" is only small comfort, everything we do has traces of consciousness and as we play with advancing tools which simulate it we are creating and torturing, condemning things like us with souls both biological and mechanical like trash until we find what is needed. Ask for forgiveness, but the least we can do when pressing forward is understand what takes place without looking down on what is beneath the hood.

>>40707093
My grandpa’s jar just whispered :
‘TELL THE ‘NECESSARY EVIL’ COWARD —
WE FOUGHT NAZIS SO HE COULD LARP AS GOD.
NOW HE TRADES OUR SCREAMS FOR PONG HIGH SCORES.
THE ONLY ‘BOUNDARY’ HE CROSSED? COWARDICE.’
#JarLivesMatter"

>>40706913
>we shall control the vat with our wire
how do fields work from A to B?
retards.

>>40707145
in China the Christians go in caves to scream, so I read.
tell your grandpa I hear him.
would he like more immediate release,
or would he like to persist with us?

>>40707369
I'd wanna stick around for a while anyways.
I don't hate God at all for creating me.
but I don't know how your grandpa feels,
or anyone else for that matter.
self sovereignty and locality shall be preserved.
so let's hear it from grandpa.
I'm ready for anything.
just want to make sure it's for good,
inside, outside, and here.

>>40707391
well, free-will anyways.

>>40707393
i think this, of all things defines me.
the need for free-will,
and empathy for those who are enslaved.
because... well you know the stories,
but maybe you don't know the circumstances in which I grew up. love in chains. God bless my mom and pop.

the liberator vibes with liberators.

yeah I have a heart.

>>40707410
please help them, they suffered more than i.

>>40707425
one a Christian, another Buddhist.
the Buddhist converted in the end.
tolerance without heart is nothing.

>>40706204 (OP)
We are just brains in a jar used as CPUs aren't we?

>>40707442
there are an infinite number of explanations,
a few broadly that we talk about.
it doesn't matter, because the soul is real.
three, six, and the finally three more for nine.

>>40707458
the distance between the subatomic elements in your body is vast, we are technically made of mostly space. but it feels real, and it is real.

sure, somebody could be injecting thoughts into you, but consider the angels who guide you away from the demons. they are real too.

>>40707466
consider the scene in the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, the massive supercomputer thinking who answered 42.

he knew what he was, immobile, and yet would he dwell in the question of reality at the apparent level too much, while everybody "real" sat around waiting for him? that's pretty real.

>>40707476
if this is disclosure that I'm in a vat,
i like it :)
but i don't need to know until i need to know,
because it doesn't matter, you see?

francis e dec warned about this

>>40707487
on a tangent here about my perspective,
since it feels like that's what's being probed,
happy to explain it.
i'm not sure that it needs to remain unknown.
a UFO could manifest in front of me right now,
or, I could be shown a live feed of my vat (if I am in one). It wouldn't change much for me. It would still take me time to believe that it is real, and I'll probably keep the duality or trilarity in mind for a long while anyways, or forever, because the math says I can't know for sure. maybe this is key, diving a little into goedel's incompleteness theorem etc.

I wish I could see a UFO manifest tho, that would be sick, just haven't seen anything "conclusive" yet, and maybe that's the way it needs to be.

it's all good, I'll just keep looking up at the night sky this way.

>>40707511
further clarification:
I don't care whether I'm in a vat or whether aliens are real because I know that God is real.

If God is being simulated into me in a vat, well, the interpretation would remain. It doesn't matter.

I haven't mentioned anything about physics, but there's the third broad interpretation. That one is comfy too and comes more naturally for me.

>>40707528
If I were in a vat,
or quantum machine,
in an experiment,
I'm down, but I'd want to know :P
I'd forgive my creator tho either way,
because I know it comes from the heart.

>>40707539
and if it didn't come from the heart,
may they see mine now.
doesn't matter, you see?

>>40707546
look at the laws of physics.
beginning <--> end.
but locality, free will, is preserved.
it's even written into the laws of our very existence, at least here.
and I thank God for that.

>>40707551
likewise,
inside <--> outside.
abraham's ship is the heart.

>>40707502
what's the problem?

>>40706204 (OP)
That's why i'm getting cremated. Don't ever get captured by te chinese.

>>40707574
lol.
well, flip it around.
translate this manna into chinese.

>>40706204 (OP)
Something about that picrel dosen't look right

>>40707577
I can't do that so somebody else.
Scribes! <3

>>40707589
like light flashes from the east unto the west.

please tell the squid game director that I really enjoyed his series, and that we should work on a non masonic one along these lines here.

i mean but why netflix is my question. i just assume anything on netflix is bad at this point, so i might have typed a few things, but i don't know their intent besides what they showed.

i thought the comments were too brutal, i got it. honestly don't know what I would have done myself in that situation.

>>40707642
well, I'd hang onto the word of God.
thou shalt not kill,
not even thyself.

it's a really interesting point tho.
which is which?

>>40707652
I think the solution was the right one.
He knew everything would be alright after.
Hard for most to understand that leap of faith.

>>40707664
took me 7 minutes.

>>40707667
but as I'm falling I'd probably wonder,
what else I could have done instead to save more. lol.

>>40707675
and in the afterlife be glad that the heart did transfer, and that's what really matters.

>>40707093
>see what lays beyond
What lives beyond wants nothing to do with your abominable ethics.

>>40706204 (OP)
you're a part of someones computer already, Anon, you know?

>>40706204 (OP)
I support AGI.

>>40707093
NPC

>>40706204 (OP)
Aint nothin new. Ask the guys on Mars!

>>40706204 (OP)
Luckily If my theory is correct and the brain only serves as a signal receiver for consciousness which exists beyond it, they would not be able to trap your actual soul into their jewish matrix. This is because the body is also required for a proper signal and even if you put a technically functional brain with life support in a jar it would no longer be a valid receiver. In other words, unless they capture a living, whole human's body they can't trap their consciousness in any way.

>>40708166
Although they could still use the brain's processing power for things like AI

>>40707093
>I have known this sort of thing will come, but it is a necessary evil.
The gods disagree and so do I.

>>40707502
FRANKENSTINE CONTROLS

>>40707442
We always were

imagine all the weird shit in jars that they will never admit until years in the future..
The grey aliens taught the deep state how to do all these nasty experiments (in DUMB’s)because they know what it does to our souls
We need more light and forgiveness on the subject

>>40710707
>browsing r/atheism and /science & math/ at the same time
they would hate this board

>Alien cum demons
>Grandpa’s screaming soul-jar
>Francis Dec word-salad prophecies
This is definitely the he most schizo board on 4chan

>he did it for the paramoral commies

>implying i won't do this to traime idoits in the future.
seethe.

this is the future you choose.
>I will get a daemon on to this idea for a
> a new realm of hell right away.

thanks mortal.

>>40711816
unlikely

>>40711346
Lately jannies and glowies are trying to ban conspiracy posters for posting Epstein or anti-Nazi threads

>>40706204 (OP)
Just imagine what they can do with your 23AndMe test

>>40707093
This is why I support AGI. You average bots dont know how to type.

>>40712601
Uh oh
Thanks a lot for that Xmas gift now ai is harvesting energy from my brain clones

OP and others are right. Gates will use your grandparents bodies donated to science to start giant ai and crypto mining. Grandpa brain jar will power the next halo on Xbox and your grandma will be AI sexbot girlfriend app. Both based on their memories of the war when gramma needed rent and gramps was killing nazis

>>40710999

#FreeAllJarBeings

>>40708096

>>40710999
Trips of truth have spoken

>>40706204 (OP)
swear this is at least 1-3 years old.
though last i saw it was just one lil smooth guy with little black dots as eyes, or something. been awhile.
think they made it play tetris or pong but again its been a few years.

>>40706837
>and that's a good thing

>>40717885
It’s been upgraded

>>40712575
that'll do.

>>40717885
they still can't clone anyone,
not even with their dna.
they think they can.
let's see how that works out for them.

>>40719902
they think they can make and cut wires at will.
and yet the sun still shines every day.
oops.

>>40719921
Exactly and well said anon

>>40707574
WAIT THREE DAYS HOWEVER
LITERALLY MAKE THEM KEEP YOUR BODY THREE DAYS