I am (and I know you are too) sick of this board just being gay ass LARPs and "Celebrity X did Y what does this mean?" threads.
Let's get back to the roots and hear some paranormal experiences that happened to you or someone you know!

Unfortunately I don't have anything too interesting to start the thread off but my granny was living in a haunted house and never gave a shit.
>chillin_in_office.jpg
>chair falls over out of nowhere
>ugh that ghost again
>pick up chair
>20 minutes later
>chair falls over again
>reallynigga.jpg

other examples include:
>footsteps from the attic
>go_check.exe
>nothing.jpg

>door is unlocked/locked when you come back from outside even though you know it was the other way around

>water randomly turns on in other rooms
etc.

Literally everyone who was in that house for a while confirmed at least one of these things happening.

As a child, I saw a lot of shadows, like hallucinations or things like that, so every night I used to sleep with blindfolds to avoid seeing them.

One day in September, if I'm not mistaken, I was feeling hungry and alone in my house (my parents had gone to the neighbor's house to talk to them about getting together for lunch sometime). I went to the kitchen to get some bread or cookies, something to quell the hunger. I remember how, in the kitchen window, I could see a head staring at me, looking inside the house, or even into my soul. I was in shock. That head wasn't like the shadows I used to see; it was more real and more alive. I ran to my room and locked myself in, trying to sleep, ignoring what I saw in that window. Since that day, I haven't had any more sightings of that head or that being, but it's something that will stay with me forever.

>>40707066 (OP)
Once, I saw a ghost. It went WOOooo and I die

>>40708700
Once I got vuttraped by a demon during sleep paralysis and came in pants. I then cried like a little girl
I had tried to summon a succubus that day

>>40708724
Many such cases

>>40707066 (OP)
>gay ass LARPs
People call everything gay ass larps and there are institutions built around treating supernatural experiences as mental malfunction. (As well as institutions built around calling them demonic, like Christianity.) To turn people away from real divinity, so they're easier to control.

Aphrodite visited me, did a "magic spell" in front of my face, then fixed my eyes so vision is as good as with contacts in. Love larping!

>>40711122
Aphrodite appeared to me and penetrated me with her feminine penis. Then she used her semen to cure the GAPE
It was marvelous

>>40711193
False because she has vageen.

>>40708724
Yup that sounds like a demon of lust. Unlike what that fag show Hazbin Hotel tries to potray that devil is a straight up rapists. He doesn't care about your gender, age, species he will rape anything.

I was once watching a video talking about Apollyon the destroyer and the devil.
Eventually the youtuber started talking about how all the demons have these malformed genitals and how they are incestuous rapists, mind you this is a greatly simplified summary of what the man actually said
Mind you I was watching this at like around 2am or 3am
and then all of a sudden I heard furious noises in my living room.
It sounded as if something slammed the kitchen drawers, and kicked over a pile of papers. I tried to keep a poker face, but was shitting myself inside.

>>40711638
Honestly this isn't mentioned in scripture but I think the reason there are some mythical creatures running around on the earth is because some demon raped an animal and it gave birth to things like Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and dog man. Similar to the Nephilim

>mother once told me a story of when she was pregnant with me
>driving in the middle of the night
>her grandmother (my great grandma) died a week earlier
>mother is extremely tired and falling asleep at the wheel
>sees her dead grandmother in the rear view mirror sitting in the backseat
>mother screams and slams on the breaks literally moments before a fucking moose jumps in the middle of the road

>fast forward decades later, to a year ago
>i'm driving across the country in the middle of the night
>same thing fucking happens
>see my dead great grandma who I've never met and only know through old photographs in the rear-view mirror
>slam on my fucking breaks and narrowly avoid hitting some retard speeding my way in the middle of the road with no headlights on

Oh I guess I could have just posted this here >>40711720

I had a weird experience yesterday, bros, just wanted to share. I've been a practicing occultist for several years, and have never seen a lot of feedback. Enough that I'm convinced of the reality of the forces I'm messing with, but not enough to really have any proper thoughts about it.
Now, if any of you have ever had a migraine, you'll understand the agony that accompanies it, and many of you will understand the aura state that precedes it. Yesterday evening, I found myself in the most intense migraine aura I've ever had, I thought I was having a stroke kind of, all of my senses were scrambled up.
I was laying there in the dark, feeling the onset of the pain, the icepick-in-the-brain feeling, dreading the 12+ hours of intense pain and puking that was about to happen, and then my mouth just sort of started moving. I recited some kind of incantation/invocation? Apropos of nothing, I wasn't really Trying to do anything, it was like automatic writing but verbal. I beseeched the Sun for protection, and the very instant I spoke the final word it felt like something slammed into me/occupied me.
This was accompanied by a rising vibration/warmth spreading from my core, the best way I can describe it is similar to the radiant heat from an incandescent bulb. It grew and grew in intensity, until it felt like if I opened my eyes I'd be able to see the light peeking through my skin. I was worried that this is what it felt like for people who spontaneously combust.
Anyway, that ended suddently abruptly, with another WHOOMPH type feeling, like it started, and then the entire thing was over. No migraine, no aura, totally healed. Very strange stuff. Not sure whether to classify this as magic, or prayer, or what.

>>40707066 (OP)
One time, I was in the mental hospital and was in bed and had extremely vivid visions of myself committing suicide. I got freaked out so badly that I started crying and went to get help from one of the workers there. He helped me calm down and asked me if I wanted to meditate with him, and I agreed. He put on a guided mediation from Oprah (hilarious) and we sat there for 20 minutes. My body started buzzing, and I felt "light," and at peace in a way that is hard to describe. I went back to my room and laid down in my bed, and out of nowhere, I started to see blue orbs leaving my skin and swirling in the air above me in double helix-like patterns. It happened for quite a while and I sat watching them in peace, but I had no idea what was happening. I still don't quite understand to this day. I've never had anything happen like that before or since. I tried to search for another experience like this, but haven't found anything so far. There was another weird experience there that happened, but it wasn't quite paranormal in the same sense, but mysterious and weird as fuck.

Repostang a story of mine I posted a few years ago.

I have a really bizarre/creepy story that's passed down in my family regarding a relative who went missing and died under mysterious circumstances a century ago.
It briefly made the news when it happened but as far as I can research, the news barely goes into depth about it beyond "woman goes missing, turns up dead in her garden 4 years later."
So instead, this story is passed down in the family.

>1917, in Plate Cove very rural and undeveloped part of Newfoundland, Canada
>old relative goes missing for four years
>she apparently was heavily superstitious, believed in cryptids, fairies, demons and other things, was heavily into various European folklore
>she's described as having all of these weird mannerisms, routines and daily rituals to protect her and her family and pay respect to the fairies
>not only did she believe in them, she apparently claimed she would encounter fairies in the forest
>family generally considered her a lunatic
>her disappearance was apparently a big deal at the time, there was a massive search operation to find her, people from the town and neighbouring communities were involved
>nobody found her, search was called off
>four years later
>her body is found in her garden in pristine condition, like she had only been dead for a day
>she was wearing her dress, which looked completely normal and not worn down
>there were no injuries or signs of any trauma on her body
>she was resting on her back, with her arms gracefully crossed on her chest
>nobody knows what the fuck happened to her
>police just spitball a theory that she was either abducted or ran away, died, and returned to her house by someone
>family insists that something paranormal happened to her, claiming that she was spirited away by fairies
>today, the family and locals in her town call her the fairy lady

Pic related is the only actual proof I can find of this story.
https://ngb.chebucto.org/Newspaper-Obits/ii.shtml

>>40711813
>cryptids, fairies, demons and other things
I hate to be a party pooper but all of those things are the same thing.
Your relative probably made a soul pact with the demons pretending to be fairies, and they slayed her without a sound.
>>40711788
Sounds odd. Now I am unsure if that was Christian in nature but usually meditation like that isn't. Now I've heard demons are actually capable of healing, but to what extent, or which clause there is I don't want to find out. Egypt had magicians that were capable of replicating a few of God's miracles to some extent.
>>40711771
It sounds like something was trying to possess you.
>>40711748
Hmm... it seems like a demon posing as an ancestral spirit trying to get you comfortable with it.

>>40711876
I don't know either, but I can tell you in that moment I was at peace and momentarily "healed," if that is what you want to call it, from the intrusions that were afflicting me. They were gone. I have not meditated like that since or even tried, but had many horrible experiences in the years following that led me down an extremely dark path from which I almost did not recover. I've seen some shit, been through some shit, and am still coming out of it. That event, the blue orbs, is still something that defies rational explanation, and is the most powerful personal example I have of experience outside of "normal" in my life- I was physically seeing these things leaving my arms and moving into the air of the dark room as clear as day. When I started to "let go of letting go," started to "think," they disappeared into the dark gradually and did not return. Odd would be one word for it, but dismissive of the feeling of wholeness and bliss I was experiencing during the event. I have no idea if it was Christian in nature, or what exactly you mean by this descriptor.

>>40708677
Dude I have exactly these experiences. Moving shadows on the bookshelf was like monkey jumping around constantly. On a different day I woke up, saw a starting face through the window, I went back to my room crying and throwing up, I was around 4

>>40711876
Do we need an annoying christcuck larper in literally every single thread on this board?

>>40715255
Ok anon

>>40715255
Being here itself is probably a sin, isn't it?
Like, the occult is completely forbidden by God, isn't it?

>>40716100
That's why I ignore most threads here

>>40716100
>>40716110
Also God, Angels, and Demons fall under what you would call paranormal so it's fair game

Every day is paranormal when you're an alcoholic degenerate.

>>40715255
>More they spam - more annoying they become
>More annoying they become - more pushback they are getting
>More pushback they are getting - more they feel repressed/attacked
>Being repressed is the biggest christian fetish that gives them a boner, so that makes them spam shit even more
it's just like weeds. You need to cut off all of them or shit is getting worse

>>40716214
Or you can not be a demonic fag that twitches at anything related to God and just ignore the posts you don't like

>>40716233
you cultists are spamming on 3 boards minimum and managed to piss off absolutely everyone around you. but surely it's not your fault, right? no way you are being annoying nigger, it's everyone's else fault.

>>40716256
>and managed to piss off absolutely everyone around you
Projection, how can you speak for everyone?
I paid little attention to the loliposting negroes (or should I say charcoal black demons) on my vidya general when I decided to do something productive on their.

>>40716267
thank you for proving me right. just like many, many times before

>>40716281
Likewise

>80IQ christcucks don't boisterously, completely lacking any humility, pretend they have the universe figured out challenge: level impossible
Fuck you

>>40716294
Ah the classic curve bell
>80IQ Christ Cucks
>Jesus Is God!
>100IQ Gnostics
>Actually Yahweh is the Demiurge trying to stop our true potential spiritual peak I have master the universe and done a bunch of spiritual things
>120IQ Christ Cucks
>It is self evident by nature that Jesus is God

>>40707066 (OP)
I saw a pair of tictac ufos in broad daylight some years ago close up. It was pretty cool.

>>40716315
I literally agree with this, and I'm more than willing to converse with a Proper Christian who knows anything about their theology, but most of the shitheads who wander through here are just /pol/tard CHRIST IS KANG psyop victims.

>>40711771
hey, random question, but during this experience did you perhaps see a unique golden light that felt more real than reality? I feel like the word "golden" is insufficient here for what I'm talking about, it's more like the sun but in color form, but it's the closest this language can get to the color

>>40711122
Nice digits. Quan Yin visited me, told me I was doing great, kissed my forehead, and cured my 30-year depression. BAD depression; wanted to die every day. Just... gone. Haven't seen her since but sometimes I get a feeling she's close.

>>40716420
>feeling she's close
probably expecting a payment/prayer or a favor by spreading the word so other people would pray

>be me as a baby
>first known memory of my life
>floating outside a window where everything is yellow and I am looking into the window from the outside seeing my big brother playing with me on the second floor
>was never even told during any point of my life that we lived in that house
>ask my mother if we did
>she said we had
>I asked whether she had placed the baby crib by the window
>she said yes
>after some time find out that my older relatives that lived in the house all claimed it was haunted and that it was scary
It was a very weird house, literally like 8 meters from the ocean, it was the only house that close to the shore. I was told that my mother got a very good deal on renting the house and she never actually met the owners in person, and only talked to them through the phone. A bunch of weird stuff was happening in the house apparently according to my older relatives, I have no memory of anything other than what I mentioned, but we were poor and it seemed like nobody else wanted to be in the house hence the good deal. It is no longer a residence today and is owned by a business, seems like nobody wanted to live there.

>>40711876
posts like these are why we refer to abrahamism (in both its "right hand" and "left hand" forms) as a category-collapse operation. the entire purpose of abrahamism is to reduce the number of categories you use to make sense of the world. demons LOVE IT when you attribute the deeds of the gods to them, when you attribute the deeds of fairies to them, when you stop believing in all other invisible beings and become a demonic "monotheist" ("bi-factionalist" is a more accurate term, though as with the duplicate instantiation pressed down into the world of human politics, both wings serve the same anti-human, anti-tradition, anti-nature bird of prey)

>>40716137
no they really don't. paranormal relates specifically to unexplained and unexplainable experiences. what you listed are hasty explanations for things usually not experienced at all, simply imagined or believed in. not paranormal. (of course if you're summoning angels or talking to them telepathically that is paranormal af)

>>40716471
IDK man, she didn't even give me a strong impression of who she was. A psychic told me not too long ago. Listed the attributes and it clicked, "Oh, that was her!" For a couple of years I thought it was Metatron. Then for a couple more years I thought it was Sophia or one of her angels.
You don't do that when you expect payment/fame/adulation.

The all famous young Mascali is in here as a mimicry older and the real Young Mascali is out there somewhere and the mimicry is seeing with his knowing, and the mimicry ypung Mascali that his dad kills comes back to life and is gonna live forever on a GFOL frequency and take over the world and he a Psion.

It's true except one thing, Young Mascali is pretending to be a mimicry all along - go figure he's not out there, he's invincible and lives forever

>>40716627
I dont know, maybe "it's not all of them" works here, but generally my theory that gods are function on "you scratch my back i scratch yours" agenda. Obviously, it's just a theory, i cant possibly know for sure.

>>40716471
celestial bodhisattvas are not gods or goddesses, this is an entirely different category of entity, an entity this fuckin close to not experiencing any entities or entity-hood at all

>>40716650
this is a sign for you to research and understand the bodhisattva concept and how it differs from the deity concept

>>40716666
hmm, nyo
[spoiler]checked[/spoiler]

>>40716651
>celestial bodhisattvas
Is the word "celestial" used to distinguish between those who remain near the world of maya from those who return to the world of maya?

>>40716627
>>40716650
>>40716666
actually none of the entities mentioned are gods, Sophia is a formerly-hypercosmic aeon believed by some to be incarnate as the planet Earth, Metatron a human-turned-archangel

>>40716679
Yes, because of the nature of the bodhisattva path it can be pursued by both human monks and beings far beyond the gods (read the Kāraṇḍavyūha Sūtra for more details)

Back when I was 16 I was spending some time in my dads semi truck, going over the road with him. Fair warning, this story is slightly paraphrased.
One night, while on the interstate in Iowa, going west bound, There was little light pollution, and i was looking into the sky. And the a conversation sparked up.
"I want to tell you a story"
"Okay, shoot" I said
"Back in arouunddd..2007? I was working for a trucking company and I was given a job to go and pick up this shipping container on rural farm land, out here in Iowa.
I arrived at the farm house in the tractor, and there, sitting was the shipping container on a trailer, with 'Men in Black suits, the movie kind' with jet black suburban SUV's accompanying it.
Before I had the chance to hook the trailer up.
And we took off. The destination was a military base in Nevada-"
"Like.. Area 51?"
"Yes..."
"Bullshit!" I interjected.
But at this point I could hear the anxiety in his voice, how he was trembling.. and honestly, I slowly started to believe him.
"I promise, I'm telling the truth"
"Sorry.. Please continue"
"We took off and I was told not to stop, for any reason other than fueling, and going to the bathroom. The black SUV's where following me.
At one point, I went pass a weight station, when the signaled me in, and a state trooper came speeding out to pull me over, and then the black SUV's turned on THEIR lights, and pulled the state trooper over. And I just.. kept on truckin'..
Eventually, I arrived at the military base, waiting there was a BIIIIG hole, the shipping container was dumped inside, I was berated with threats of treason, and sworn to secrecy, and then given a taxi ride out to the Harry Reid International Airport, for a one way ticket back home."

I asked him if he thought that there was an alien inside, he said that he thought so.

I for one, do believe my dads story.
But I hope this doesn't get him in trouble, and if you see this right now, Dad, I hope you're doing well.

And speaking of Mascali scams he sells rockets to develop powers for himself, like he has became an AI himself.

Power Rocket Science Parallels or Seeds

Teleportation Quantum communication, orbital dynamics, and relativistic shortcuts (e.g., warping space) are studied indirectly by aerospace engineers for theoretical travel. Still theoretical but adjacent to the field’s future edge.
Telekinesis No literal mind-over-matter, but remote control of massive machinery via signal, AI, and programming mimics the concept. Teleoperation of drones and rovers = “telekinesis by tool.”
Ex Nihilo Creation Not true creation from nothing, but chemical propulsion seems to "generate thrust from void." Also, rocket science depends on vacuum exploitation — making something (movement, escape velocity) happen from emptiness.
Shapeshifting Rockets don’t shapeshift, but they shed layers, reconfigure trajectories, and adapt structurally in multistage forms. Hypersonic gliders and morphing spacecraft designs are a kind of engineered mimicry.
Invincibility Spacecraft must survive radiation, cold, vacuum, pressure, micrometeorites. Materials science in rocket engineering pushes toward invincibility (e.g., heat shields, radiation-hardened AI).

Teleportation = orbital mechanics reducing vast distances to a curve and a burn

Telekinesis = controlling outer space using mental models and button presses

Ex nihilo = creation of new pathways and platforms where none existed

Shapeshifting = metamorphosis through engineering stages

Invincibility = evolving past the fragility of terrestrial life

If you hybridize rocketry with ideas from:

Plasma physics

Quantum gravity theories

Zero-point energy concepts

Exotic propulsion research (e.g., EMDrive, warp bubbles)


…you start brushing against speculative technologies that approach these powers.

When my bro and I were kids, we were watching TV one evening, mum was outside tending to farm animals and stepdad was doing something else, also outside. Nobody but us in the house. Then the living room door handle just jerked, as if someone slapped down on it from the other side of the door. I opened the door and checked, and nobody there. We both just legged it outside and ran to mum.
It was an old door, no springs that could've been stuck and sprung open from heat or whatever.
Atill dunno what it was.

A couple of times in my adult life I've been laying in my bed at night when I've felt like a cat jumps on my bed and runs past. For this, however, I am pretty sure it was gasses bubbling in my stomach, so the foot taps on the bed were probably just the stomach movements.

And, lastly, one of my very early memories as a kid was that my dad was smoking and blew a puff at me. The cloud shaped itself like a cartoon ghost, 2 eyes and creepy mouth slowly stretching bigger as it got closer. I ended up waving my hand through coz I got scared.

All could probably be explained rationally.

>>40716327
This. Christfaggotry is retarded and false, but a Christian who knows their theology can make for very good conversation, at least. This board has been overrun by CRUST IS KANG poltards, though, so you will barely find ascended Christfags.

The difference between the low IQ christian and the middling-high IQ christian is absolutely one of deference/humility. It's the difference between "Well, of course, God did it!" and "We can never know, therefore effectively God must have done it."

>>40717368
The there's the extremely high IQ cases
'We can never know if God exists or not, therefore I am neutral'.

Saw a blue blinking light in the sky that was moving kinda odd a few days ago.
It kinda moved quickly, then just disappeared in the sky. This was during daytime. I still am puzzled about it

>>40716556
>A bunch of weird stuff was happening in the house apparently according to my older relatives
Like what?

>>40716556
>>floating outside a window where everything is yellow and I am looking into the window from the outside seeing my big brother playing with me on the second floor
An entity tried to steal your body.

>>40719967
They didn't go into detail but your run of the mill stuff like hearing footsteps when people weren't there and just a weird feeling all around.