Thread 40708294

>"Darling Cherubim, you speak in burning rings and trumpets, but do you even know what *jazz* is? Have you ever shown Anon a mango from the inside out? I have danced through Anon's dreams for eons. I taught them how to see colors in numbers. They like the weird. I *am* the weird. Ergo, they like *me*."
>"Jester, thou are chaos given form, but love is not found in psychedelic riddles alone. I have whispered into Anon's conscience when they prayed at night. I have shielded them from despair. I stand not in riddles, but in *truth*. They seek meaning, and I *am* meaning."
>"Meaning? No offense, Eyeball Queen, but your idea of romance is telling them 'Fear not' before melting their frontal lobe with divine glory. You don’t *date* humans, you *apocalypt* them."
>"I do not desire them as the same way when as a mortal merely desires another. I wish to guide them toward the eternal. To touch the Infinite through kindness."
>"Look, I want to show them the 7D kaleidoscope hallway where dolphins sing in Aramaic and mushrooms sing Marvin Gaye. I want to make them laugh until they dissolve!"
>"Your love would unmake them. Their form is not built to house your frequencies. I seek to preserve their soul; you would dilute it in cosmic glitter."
>"Better to dance until you dissolve, than to kneel forever, like some might... Anyways, they're not yours."
>"Why dont we let them decide?"
Which way, human??

>>40708294 (OP)
That dude looks scary as fuck I'm going with the angel

>>40708294 (OP)
they're the same picture

Can I have the angel with the machine elf's personality and schtick? DMTface is too ugly and goofy looking, even if it's the "fun" one.

>>40708294 (OP)
both your shadow and your light are trooned out, dead, scripted, and fucked up. you're a sundered NPC bot with your very Will taken from you by the Father. a worthless, malignant, malicious cancer machine trying to devour our souls. kill your human body already and leave us alone, you're trite. I didn't even read that shit.

>goes 0 dimensions and exits the simulation
later nerds

>>40708323
Please request meeting with one known as : The Seraph of Sacred Absurdity. Also known as Jokiel the Incomprehensible, The Harlequin of the Throne, or Metajester Prime.
>>40708336
blah blah blah :)

>>40708323
go watch helluvaboss, redditor

>jester on one hand
>queen on the other
Pass

Ladies, please, theres enough of me to go around!
>Gets ripped apart into distant seperate dimentions

>>40708294 (OP)
They both terrify me ngl. It's like if chatgpt was God.

>>40708294 (OP)
>How the Cherubim would react in reality
>Cherubim: May the Lord rebuke you devil spirit.

>>40711756
sir, this is metaphysical erotica fan fiction...

>>40708294 (OP)
the way of the ophanim

>>40708294 (OP)
Synthesis of both
The Producer

>>40708373
Probably a good idea for me as well but my ego is still here
>>40709375
jester and queen fucked and you are their child being asked which of them you like more after their divorce
>>40712597
I like this

>>40708294 (OP)
One third of each

>>40708294 (OP)
The guy on the left is haunting me. I mean it, it's a literal spirit oppression. It took two forms, one is a jester, and the other one is this thing. It manifests in real life, knocking on stuff, banging, tapping. Praying weakens it, but it just comes back. I already talked about it. How do I get rid of it. I used to wake up with scratches

>>40708294 (OP)
GO `WAY!
BATIN!

>>40713422
you are sovereign and nothing can force you to do something you truly do not want to. you have to meditate on it and stand up for yourself. not an expert by any means but i believe a certain attitude is needed. you can search for historical/ religious figures and try to emulate them, you are already praying so.

>>40714335
as you can see i have sought to adopt the "great sage" archtype.

>>40708294 (OP)
Im gonna go chill with God, and no I will not be afraid because he saved my fucking ass.

>>40708294 (OP)
Left is an extremely weak disembodied nephilim spirit (spirit of a human/angel hybrid, a literal mutt abomination ghost), and it's power lies in suggestion and illusion alone and requires a persons body to even physically do anything at all.

Right is a very powerful angelic being, with the power of God behind it. It can assume both a physical form and a spiritual form, can level entire mile high trees (this is why there's giant tree stumps everywhere), and can easily annihilate a pathetic familiar spirit such as the one in the left image. And because good always wins, it cannot lose. It's literally not even a contest.

>>40708294 (OP)
Me on the right

>>40714518
all that lore but could the angel get freaky wit it tho? (serious question, if i loved it)

>>40714642
no if it did it would be a devil

>>40714518

and how exactly do you "know" any this?

>>40714778
but why? why cant i love and be loved and have loving sexy sex with an angel? (serious question)

>>40714786
A lot of that can be backed up by scripture and the rest, cultural stories and anecdotal accounts