satan hates all humans equally <3

He had a point.

>>40711304
Satan loves me

>>40711304
>El: creates whites
>Helel: sleeps

>El: creates blacks
>Helel: 4 of July initiated

>>40711313
he lie

>>40711330
>Satan means 'enemy'
>Satan loves anon
>therefore he's no anon's satan / enemy
>but the Satan / enemy of anon's enemies

>>40711238 (OP)
"When I saw how beautiful I was I thought I could be God, and rebelled. However, I was quickly humbled by Archangel Michael but I tricked a third of the angels into thinking they could be Gods too and they got booted out of heaven with me"
"Btw I also convinced a woman to eat the forbidden fruit, I just did it to get back at god"

>>40711358
or he just a liar

>>40711367
"Furthermore, me and my devils sought to further wreck mankind."
"Then I convinced 200 angels that were still in heaven that god made women to be consumed by us angels, and they actually slept with them"
"Their offspring turned into super giants that were going around destroying man and all of creation much to my amusement."
"Then God cast out those angels to be bound with us"
"Then I taught humanity how to commit war, and lied to them about what they could do"
"God ended up being so sad with the state of humanity he ended up regretting that he ever made them, and flooded them all bar Noah and his family"

>>40711238 (OP)
ironic, given that hell is likely full of niggers