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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:32:45 AM No.40713363
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TIL gooning is literally a form of Thelemic sex magic that's supposed to let you talk to gods
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eroto-comatose_lucidity

That said, the way most people do it is amateur hour. To really get the mana flowing, you're supposed to have assistants to keep gooning you even after you pass out from goon exhaustion.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:36:44 AM No.40713377
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>>40713363 (OP)
gooning brain zaps you with dopamine floods and can cause demonic possession. eventually you run out of dopamine and get erectile dysfunction
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:46:22 AM No.40713424
>>40713363 (OP)
Crowley was just a pervert.
It's really not surprising that he was also demon possessed and the demon told him to goon.
>>40713377
this. Gooning to porn gets you ED fast. Never goon.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:54:31 AM No.40713457
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>>40713377
the brain nuking appeared to be the point. only when one's mind is truly eradicated by the coom is one allegedly tranced out enough to hear godforms or whatever.

also, it's Thelema, so deity demon, potato patahto.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:56:57 AM No.40713465
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>>40713457
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YOqBhy1EWs4

whoops!
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:29:53 AM No.40713564
>>40713465
just patently making up facts.

"when Voltaire was on his deathbed his last words were to a priest who asked him to renounce satan. He responded "Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies"

"Thomas Paine's last words were: I die in perfect composure and resignation to the will of my Creator, God."

for a smug frog poster, you don't seem like you've actually got all that much to be smug about. You're kinda dumb and gullible because you're shit at research.

You really have to watch these christian channels. And preachers. They like to lie because they feel it's for a good cause.

They'll tell you there's a stegosaurus relief on the temple of Ta Prohm and how it proves young earth creationism and man's coexistence with dinosaurs, when it's a Khmer Empire buddhist monastery built around the time Marco Polo was sailing and England signing the Magna Carta, and depicts a baby rhino with some leaves behind it, as evidenced by, if nothing else, the dinky little tail compared to a stego.
They'll tell you that flagellum are an irreducible complex structure in cells with no natural predecessors, disproving evolution, when in fact the black death has a needle-like structure designed for injecting malicious proteins into its prey that is very obviously a precursor.
They'll tell you all biblical prophecies have been fulfilled, when there was no babylonian total conquest of egypt after they failed to take tyre, which mind you, they were also originally prophesied to take.
They'll tell you christianity is the only religion of its kind, monotheistic, with a good and righteous god who stands against a great evil, who will one day end the world and make everything right. But no, Zoroastrianism had it all first. You know, the religion practiced by the Persians, who the Israelites were captured by when they took Babylon? Israel wasn't even monotheistic before the Persians returned them from exile. Syncretism with their colonizer seems much more likely.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:15:44 AM No.40713730
>>40713363 (OP)
So whats the difference in just having your assistant knock you out with a blunt object lol this whole shit sounds like trolling. Crowley was the original shitposter
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:26:35 AM No.40713761
>>40713730
>tfw tricking twinks to jerk you off all day
crowley was goated frfr
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7/13/2025, 10:43:05 AM No.40714187
>>40713424

>Crowley was just a pervert.

He just had to make it weird, huh. Anglos ...
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:58:57 PM No.40715879
>>40714187
anglos are hardly the only ones to have made it weird over the years.