God is some kind of incomprehensibly evil sick freak piece of fucking shit that has an insatiable hatred for good people

>>40714161 (OP)
God is a construct and CERN is the next level.

>>40714170
God is a fucking dork shitposting in a bath robe from somewhere in this world

>>40714161 (OP)
>"good" "people"

>>40714161 (OP)
Try not to be too good, he takes it as initiative to give you more fucked up situations. Fly under the radar. Mediocrity is the key to survival with God. He doesn't make Jobs out of normies, and accepts either into heaven just as readily. Remember, no good deed goes unpunished. If you don't have something to prove then don't bother trying to.

>>40714161 (OP)
Omnipotent, Omniscient, Eternal.
Yeah. It checks the fuck out!

>>40714161 (OP)
Unforgivable

>>40714161 (OP)
I say yids are vampires and I get banned. Some 15 year old makes the same thread 20 times a day crying about God and nothing happens.