I have just teleported. I am in a new parallel world. I meet you, human friends. I was a human in another world. I hope I have reached new, more beautiful frequencies, and I hope that you are entities full of love.

>teleports to another reality
>instantly has a Minecraft image ready
>is immediately on 4chan and posting
If you put a minimum of effort into larps then your threads might not be shit.
Better still discuss actual paranormal and stop doing this terrible larping.