Okay let’s pretend you schizos are right and the planetary population is being abducted by aliens and advanced cryptids called greys, reptilians and breakaway nazis. Let’s say the common thread in Phil Schneider, Dr Roger Leir, David Icke, Dolores Cannon, Dr John Mack, etc is that humanity is powerful but we’re being manipulated by archons and lizard people to keep us dumb dead and blind to our true destiny. What we need is a mantra that we can turn into a tulpa that frees us of all soul contracts, all binds the tie us from reaching our potential and connecting with our higher self (activating light bodies/chakras/kundalini)

"I AM SOURCE! Beyond all veil and scheme!
Dissolve the contract! Shatter the dream!
Archonic grids! Reptilian gaze!
Grey implants lost in blinding rays!
Nazi ice holds NO command!
Kundalini RISE! Light Body STAND!
ARCHONS FALL! Contracts BURN!
FREE THE ONE! FREE THE ALL!
AEON RESET! SOUL RETURN!
I CLAIM MY THRONE! NO MORE TO YEARN”
Say this every night before bed and every time you sign on 4chan or /x/ to stop all negative alien abductions

Sans foi ni loi.
That’s what you sound like.

>>40737623
Fuck off faggot. I don’t speak gay boy

If you recite that they are going to leave you alone because they understand you do not want to know, not because it is some cool spell.
There is no need to pretend we are right. It is already clear there is a presence in this world that goes beyond human comprenhension, at least for now.

>>40737901
>thinks I make up spells for schizos
Wake up dummy. I don’t care how many wet dreams you have about short grey men sticking advanced technology up your butt.
>someone jerked me off in a spaceship
No one wants your sperm for the intergalactic genetic market

>>40737599 (OP)
The breakaway Nazis are actually running the United States Government. They were recruited through Operation Paperclip. They work with the evil aliens to suppress human consciousness to keep this loosh farm running. Once humanity knows this truth, they will want to tar and feather every Illuminati member on this planet.

>>40738560
I think humanity is a pretty forgiving bunch outside the glow fuck psychopaths in charge. Most people just want Cheetos and sex or porn if they can’t get laid

>>40738709
I think humanity will be forgiving if the dumbfuck Illuminati switches sides to the Galactic Federation.

>>40737599 (OP)
I want to be abducted by these blond pretty aliens

Why do hypnosis transcripts from Ohio housewives & Brazilian farmers describe the same greys, screens, hybrids, and soul contracts? Coincidence? Mass hysteria? Or something weirder?

>>40738784
I hear the chicks from Venus fuck. It isn’t called the planet of love for nothing.
picrel is hot venusian chick who came here with valiant thor

>>40738784
Dr David Jacobs says Orion blondes are psychic prison guards

>>40738887
William Tompkins says the blonde in the back and cute brunette holding his shoulder are both Venusian

>>40738835
>>40738957
why did venus get all the hot chicks bros

>>40738887
so all aliens are evil?
And the beautiful ones are a trap?

... guys, I though this was my one shot to get a pretty girlfriend

>>40738957
maybe I should tell women too that they are venusian or somethinng, they seem to like it a lot

>>40737599 (OP)
based and fucks the abduction without waking/remembering consent

>>40739302
>evil alien succubus
I can change her

>>40739331
Sweet pick up line bro

>>40737599 (OP)
>"I AM SOURCE! Beyond all veil and scheme!
Dissolve the contract! Shatter the dream!
Archonic grids! Reptilian gaze!
Grey implants lost in blinding rays!
Nazi ice holds NO command!
Kundalini RISE! Light Body STAND!
ARCHONS FALL! Contracts BURN!
FREE THE ONE! FREE THE ALL!
AEON RESET! SOUL RETURN!
I CLAIM MY THRONE! NO MORE TO YEARN”
checked dubs fuck all greys

>>40738835
>small noses
Based

>>40737599 (OP)

Don T talk to strangers.

I think every don't is a Trump code, telling Donald what to do with his life.

>>40741471
Haha

>>40741471
this anon jokes like a comedian

>>40741471
right?

>Let's pretend this list of known grifters and frauds are right, actually
No, I don't think I will

>>40742254
this

>>40742254
fucking based fellow grey alien

>>40739302
No space pussy for you