Why do all these Epstein friends have a mutant dick? - /x/ (#40741717) [Archived: 604 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:22:29 AM No.40741717
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Epstein had an egg shaped dick according to the 50+ underage girls interviewed by Florida police

Weinstein has a fish shaped dick with no balls according to court testimony but their are conflicting descriptions of it

Alan dershowitz has something bizarre going on with his dick according to court records from the Ghislaine lawsuit

Donald Trump has a mushroom shaped dick according to Stormy Daniels who is definitely an expert on dicks

I am not saying lizards but we are going to need some DNA tests here
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:25:05 AM No.40741722
they were mutilated, by other humans.
Zoomies
7/17/2025, 10:30:10 AM No.40741740
i know a man with a bent dick like a clock at 10 and 6, and asked about it.

He was speed beating it. Many such cases. Theirs are probably from dick gizmos and sadomasochistic gayness.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:01:50 PM No.40741946
>>40741717 (OP)
I once had a boss who the female workers said had a microdick
Pretty sure Tim unglesbee is a reptilian name too. people always said he molested a child, his own daughter who wouldn’t talk until age 6
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:25:12 PM No.40742206
Their bodies betray their degeneracy.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:34:37 PM No.40742242
>>40741717 (OP)
Not all of them are fully "male" let's just say. And no it's not a troon thing, it's much deeper and more alchemical. IYKYK
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:35:45 PM No.40742249
>>40742242
Very true