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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:17:56 PM No.40744491
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Years ago people who knew too much and not in a fun way told me "God" was imprisioned on earth and his last life was as some punk from the 90s who looked like Antonio Banderas. Seems too specifc to be a lie, is it a reference to something?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:46:06 PM No.40745099
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:26:25 AM No.40745327
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>>40744491 (OP)
I hope God had a chill life. It must suck getting old in the 2020s. By "last life" does that mean there will be no more "God" once the old punk dies?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:01:14 AM No.40745576
>>40744491 (OP)
It's true.

Just add long hair and a beard.
There was a time when he didn't have long hair and a beard.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:03:58 AM No.40745595
>>40745327
By "from the 90s" we mean to say that he was born in the late 90s.

This is his "last life" because he will conquer death, and grant eternal life to his believers after achieving it himself. Bryan Johnson will convert back to Christianity after having deep talks with the "punk who looked like Antonio Banderas".
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:32:57 AM No.40746049
>>40745576
Go on, I insist.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:07:41 AM No.40746263
>>40745595
You forgot that nothing ever happens
>Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.
this shit was supposed to happen a long ass time ago
why would it now?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:30:53 AM No.40746682
Trapped in Pine Gap
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:41:59 AM No.40746730
>>40746263
He was talking about the final generation, the first holy generation that spawns in before the tribulation and makes straight a way for the Lord
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:48:54 AM No.40746772
>>40746049
He doesn't consider himself to be God, but is paradoxically both a humble ascetic and a charismatic stylish punk akin to Antonio Banderas.

If the nobody were real, it would be him. He's spent most of his time learning, honing his crafts, planning to manifest the kingdom of heaven.

In his hometown people call him Jesus even though that's not his birthname.

Remember, he didn't always have the long hair and the beard. That came after he dove into asceticism out of the blue one day. He spent a lot of time in the woods, but recently returned to society and has been quite active.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:38:07 AM No.40747011
>>40746772
Active, how?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:47:40 AM No.40747051
>>40747011
Primarily two processes have been observed:
- Building a following
- Programming

We believe he is building a very idealistic platform / protocol. This is likely how he plans to gain power and disrupt the economy.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:51:18 AM No.40747068
>>40744491 (OP)
God is alive and well, He's kinda always, make sure you worship Him.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:51:48 AM No.40747073
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>>40747051
Well you do observe I'll give you that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B05KyAyAa4k
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:24:16 PM No.40749338
>>40747051
Programming, how? Like python or C++?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:54:49 PM No.40749426
>>40749338
Ruby on rails
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:57:22 PM No.40749441
>>40749426
Building drones to fight ayys or what?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:21:01 PM No.40749715
>>40749338
He has been observed to have projects written in C (99), Java, Python, Kotlin, Swift, JavaScript, Lua, and Golang. From childhood onward, this has been his primary source of income. These have ranged from Roblox games and Minecraft mods early on, to more recently AI projects in C / Python and cross-platform mobile applications.