"killed by the guardians" - /x/ (#40747530) [Archived: 170 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:32:51 AM No.40747530
halo_ce-550x309
halo_ce-550x309
md5: 4d75dace41424a31802e2517fabfd06c๐Ÿ”
I refuse to believe this is just a glitch placeholder. There is something deeply spiritual, deeply occult, and very real about this phenomenon.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:34:58 AM No.40747542
Dog deep enough and there's occult synchronicity in literally everything, but that doesn't mean the devs put it in consciously
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:41:25 AM No.40747576
>>40747530 (OP)
me and 5 other guys spent probably 7+ hours in Blood Gulch trying to reach the Guardians.
We took warthogs into the little tunnel area, pointed our turrets to the wall, and shot.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:42:09 AM No.40747579
>>40747530 (OP)
It was an easter egg. Everything in halo corresponds to something spiritual. John: 117
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:43:12 AM No.40747583
>>40747576
It also happens if you fall off the platform in that one map that was like a Forerunner construct on stilts.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:45:01 AM No.40747591
>>40747530 (OP)
Why do you say itโ€™s a glitch?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:46:13 AM No.40747599
>>40747591
He probably doesn't understand what a glitch is.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:46:52 AM No.40747601
>>40747530 (OP)
Explain it to me like Im a chick
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:47:41 AM No.40747603
>>40747542
>>40747530 (OP)
Of course microsoft built windows as a pyramid scheme where they are always on top of things.
That's why these crusty boomer retards can't quit government.
They're obsessed.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:01:28 AM No.40748260
>>40747601
Go out of bounds in halo and the gaurdians smoked your shit
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:25:14 AM No.40748621
>>40747601
When you get killed by something other than another person or your own grenade Halo attributes it to "the guardians" and writes "[player] was killed by the guardians".

What's weird is if you melee each other to death at the same time it will say you were both killed by the guardians.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:39:12 PM No.40748950
1752102646738734
1752102646738734
md5: fabafd378b8decc166a6926921b51066๐Ÿ”
AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:45:32 PM No.40750267
jannie turd
jannie turd
md5: cfbba45244befc383c8042a9e8dc22ce๐Ÿ”
>>40747530 (OP)
Nice
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:25:53 AM No.40752038
jannie load
jannie load
md5: fbbc900aad2241825a57b782c31bf885๐Ÿ”
>>40747530 (OP)
Yes
Nemo
7/19/2025, 1:16:51 AM No.40752321
>>40747530 (OP)
Rocks and Holes? I think you're right btw.