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Anonymous No.40751599 [Report] >>40751612 >>40751623 >>40752344 >>40752359 >>40752406 >>40753038 >>40754613 >>40757767
Uranus is Greek? Why?
Sun = Helios
Mercury = Hermes
Venus = Aphrodite
Earth = Gaia
Luna = Selene
Mars = Ares
Jupiter = Zeus
Saturn = Chronos(Chronometer, get it?)
Neptune = Posideon
Uranus = Uranus???
Pluto = Hades
Anonymous No.40751612 [Report]
>>40751599 (OP)
>Saturn = Chronos(Chronometer, get it?)
Anonymous No.40751623 [Report] >>40752708
>>40751599 (OP)
Uranus in Latin, Oranos in Greek.
Anonymous No.40751661 [Report] >>40751688 >>40757767
As above, so below?
Anonymous No.40751688 [Report] >>40751697
>>40751661
If Saturn is a trapped Titan, then why have it everywhere?
Anonymous No.40751697 [Report] >>40752822 >>40759291
>>40751688
>If Saturn is a trapped Titan, then why have it everywhere?
Nemo No.40752344 [Report]
>>40751599 (OP)
You can't take the sky from Greek.
Anonymous No.40752359 [Report] >>40752497
>>40751599 (OP)
>Uranus = Uranus???
Uranus = Caelus
Anonymous No.40752406 [Report]
>>40751599 (OP)
Equating planets with gods wasn't the gods' idea and they prefer the Greek names.
t. knower
Anonymous No.40752497 [Report] >>40757802
>>40752359
>Uranus = Caelus
why was Uranus called Uranus and not the Roman name like with the others?
Anonymous No.40752708 [Report] >>40755127
>>40751623
Wrong, it was Uranus in greek and Urectum in latin.
Anonymous No.40752723 [Report]
You forgot the zodiac who's predominantly represented among the Egyptians.
Anonymous No.40752732 [Report]
Btw Ouranos is the dome
Anonymous No.40752822 [Report] >>40752916 >>40755282
>>40751697
Is Saturn really the sixth planet though? Some believe that there used to be a planet they call Phaeton between Mars and Jupiter. Some believe that there used to be a planet they call Theia that collided with the young Earth. Some believe that there used to be a planet between the Sun and Mercury.
Anonymous No.40752916 [Report] >>40752928 >>40752953
>>40752822
For ancient Near Estern Tradition, Saturn was the "Sun of the Night"
https://www.ub.edu/ipoa/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/20132AuOrVanderSluijs.pdf

For other people Saturn could rather be our actual Sun >picrel
Anonymous No.40752928 [Report]
>>40752916
Anonymous No.40752953 [Report]
>>40752916
>For ancient Near Estern Tradition, Saturn was the "Sun of the Night"
Anonymous No.40753038 [Report]
>>40751599 (OP)
>Ur anus
>Greek
Oh my, what a naughty shitpost
Anonymous No.40754613 [Report]
>>40751599 (OP)
its not uranus anymore its niggeranus
Anonymous No.40755127 [Report]
>>40752708
>Urectum
Damn near killed him!
Anonymous No.40755282 [Report]
>>40752822
Some people believe you can start using she/her and magically become a woman
Anonymous No.40755289 [Report]
Pluto is also latinised Greek
Anonymous No.40757424 [Report]
Bumb
OURANUS No.40757673 [Report]
https://youtu.be/KGqdPqtH_FU
OURANOS No.40757688 [Report] >>40757699 >>40757805 >>40757808
OURANOS No.40757699 [Report] >>40757808
>>40757688
Anonymous No.40757767 [Report] >>40758518
>>40751661
>>40751599 (OP)
If you know your Electric Universe theory, and assume the people who decided this know the true history of the solar system, you'll get your answer. It's not as much an issue of languages, but history and celestial events.
Anonymous No.40757802 [Report]
>>40752497
Some deities were big to some people, to some other related people that same deity was not that big deal, or just archaic [the case with Cælus] and not so popular, even forgotten
Anonymous No.40757805 [Report]
>>40757688
Hate this bitch
Anonymous No.40757808 [Report] >>40758548 >>40758566 >>40758566
>>40757688
>>40757699
Based golden shower goddess
Anonymous No.40758518 [Report]
>>40757767
>electric universe
Is that like the MCU?
OURANOS No.40758548 [Report]
>>40757808
>Hathor was a goddess of many attributes and functions. The story of how Re sent his Eye in the form of Hathor the cow to destroy mankind has already been told (see page 45) and illustrates that Hathor had a fierce aspect as an agent of destruction. However, the most popular concept of Hathor was not as an angry, vengeful goddess, only pacified because she became drunk, but as a beautiful young woman who brought joy and happiness not only to mankind but also to gods, even to the Lord of the Universe himself, as an indelicate episode from The Contendings of Horus and Seth relates. The story goes that Re, having been insulted by one of the lesser gods, retired to his booth to sulk. And Hathor came and stood before him and uncovered her vagina in front of his face; an act that cheered up the Lord of the Universe so much that he laughed and rejoined his Company of Gods.

>Hathor was often described as the Beautiful One, the Golden One, the Lady of Drunkenness, of Song and of Myrrh, Mistress of Maidens who gives husbands to her favourites. The Greeks chose to equate her not with the age-old Mother Goddess, who for them was Artemis, but with their goddess of love and beauty, Aphrodite. The ceremonies performed in Hathor’s temples laid great emphasis on the presentation of wine, and of the beer that had become especially sacred to her because of the part it had played in saving mankind from destruction; and on music and movement: the king himself sang and danced before the goddess.
OURANOS No.40758566 [Report] >>40758675 >>40758759
>>40757808
>>40757808
>Hathor was a goddess of many attributes and functions. The story of how Re sent his Eye in the form of Hathor the cow to destroy mankind illustrates that Hathor had a fierce aspect as an agent of destruction. However, the most popular concept of Hathor was not as an angry, vengeful goddess, only pacified because she became drunk, but as a beautiful young woman who brought joy and happiness not only to mankind but also to gods, even to the Lord of the Universe himself, as an indelicate episode from The Contendings of Horus and Seth relates. The story goes that Re, having been insulted by one of the lesser gods, retired to his booth to sulk. And Hathor came and stood before him and uncovered her vagina in front of his face; an act that cheered up the Lord of the Universe so much that he laughed and rejoined his Company of Gods.

>Hathor was often described as the Beautiful One, the Golden One, the Lady of Drunkenness, of Song and of Myrrh, Mistress of Maidens who gives husbands to her favourites. The Greeks chose to equate her not with the age-old Mother Goddess, who for them was Artemis, but with their goddess of love and beauty, Aphrodite. The ceremonies performed in Hathor’s temples laid great emphasis on the presentation of wine, and of the beer that had become especially sacred to her because of the part it had played in saving mankind from destruction; and on music and movement: the king himself sang and danced before the goddess.
Anonymous No.40758675 [Report]
>>40758566
>Lady of Drunkenness
She probably is just a personification of alcohol. A foul and disgusting creature she is.
Anonymous No.40758736 [Report]
Re told the gods that many men had fled into the desert because they were afraid of what he would say to them. And the gods recommended that Re should send someone in pursuit of them but not his Eye since mankind had been made from the tears of Re’s Eye and the Eye might feel sorry for its ‘children’. Instead, Hathor should go in the form of a fierce lioness, who would devour the evil ones in the desert.

Hathor performed her task with such gusto that Re became alarmed. Having tasted blood, she was loath to give up her slaughter. She told Re how pleasant it was to her to have prevailed over mankind and to have earned a new name – Sekhmet or ‘She-who-prevails’. But Re did not want her to prevail over all of mankind, for he had wished only to teach them a lesson, not to destroy them utterly. And so he sent his swiftest messengers to Elephantine to bring him quantities of the red ochre that was found in that region. When the red ochre had been brought to him, Re ordered his High Priest in Heliopolis to grind it up. Meanwhile, barley beer had been prepared by maidservants. The red ochre was added to the beer so that it looked like human blood, and seven thousand jars of the mixture were made ready for inspection by Re and his entourage.

On the morning of the day upon which Hathor intended to complete her destruction of mankind, Re inspected the beer and deemed it excellent. He announced: ‘I will save mankind with it!’ and ordered that it should be carried to the place where Hathor intended to slay the remainder of mankind. There, the blood-red beer was poured over the land until the fields were flooded elbow-deep with this soporific. When Hathor arrived, she found the land covered with what she thought was human blood. Her face glowed in its reflection as she drank deeply, and became so drunk that she forgot all about destroying mankind.
Anonymous No.40758741 [Report]
>Re told the gods that many men had fled into the desert because they were afraid of what he would say to them. And the gods recommended that Re should send someone in pursuit of them but not his Eye since mankind had been made from the tears of Re’s Eye and the Eye might feel sorry for its ‘children’. Instead, Hathor should go in the form of a fierce lioness, who would devour the evil ones in the desert.

>Hathor performed her task with such gusto that Re became alarmed. Having tasted blood, she was loath to give up her slaughter. She told Re how pleasant it was to her to have prevailed over mankind and to have earned a new name – Sekhmet or ‘She-who-prevails’. But Re did not want her to prevail over all of mankind, for he had wished only to teach them a lesson, not to destroy them utterly. And so he sent his swiftest messengers to Elephantine to bring him quantities of the red ochre that was found in that region. When the red ochre had been brought to him, Re ordered his High Priest in Heliopolis to grind it up. Meanwhile, barley beer had been prepared by maidservants. The red ochre was added to the beer so that it looked like human blood, and seven thousand jars of the mixture were made ready for inspection by Re and his entourage.

>On the morning of the day upon which Hathor intended to complete her destruction of mankind, Re inspected the beer and deemed it excellent. He announced: ‘I will save mankind with it!’ and ordered that it should be carried to the place where Hathor intended to slay the remainder of mankind. There, the blood-red beer was poured over the land until the fields were flooded elbow-deep with this soporific. When Hathor arrived, she found the land covered with what she thought was human blood. Her face glowed in its reflection as she drank deeply, and became so drunk that she forgot all about destroying mankind.
Anonymous No.40758759 [Report] >>40758776
>>40758566
>Mother Goddess, who for them was Artemis
She was a virgin. More a midwife and protector of children, not a mother goddess
OURANOS No.40758763 [Report]
>Re told the gods that many men had fled into the desert because they were afraid of what he would say to them. And the gods recommended that Re should send someone in pursuit of them but not his Eye since mankind had been made from the tears of Re’s Eye and the Eye might feel sorry for its ‘children’. Instead, Hathor should go in the form of a fierce lioness, who would devour the evil ones in the desert.

>Hathor performed her task with such gusto that Re became alarmed. Having tasted blood, she was loath to give up her slaughter. She told Re how pleasant it was to her to have prevailed over mankind and to have earned a new name – Sekhmet or ‘She-who-prevails’. But Re did not want her to prevail over all of mankind, for he had wished only to teach them a lesson, not to destroy them utterly. And so he sent his swiftest messengers to Elephantine to bring him quantities of the red ochre that was found in that region. When the red ochre had been brought to him, Re ordered his High Priest in Heliopolis to grind it up. Meanwhile, barley beer had been prepared by maidservants. The red ochre was added to the beer so that it looked like human blood, and seven thousand jars of the mixture were made ready for inspection by Re and his entourage.

>On the morning of the day upon which Hathor intended to complete her destruction of mankind, Re inspected the beer and deemed it excellent. He announced: ‘I will save mankind with it!’ and ordered that it should be carried to the place where Hathor intended to slay the remainder of mankind. There, the blood-red beer was poured over the land until the fields were flooded elbow-deep with this soporific. When Hathor arrived, she found the land covered with what she thought was human blood. Her face glowed in its reflection as she drank deeply, and became so drunk that she forgot all about destroying mankind.
Anonymous No.40758776 [Report] >>40758847
>>40758759
>Artemis nit-picking

>Artemis was a kourotrophic (child-nurturing) deity, being the patron and protector of young children, especially young girls. Artemis was worshipped as one of the primary goddesses of childbirth and midwifery along with Eileithyia and Hera. She was also a patron of healing and disease, particularly among women and children, and believed to send both good health and illness upon women and children.
Anonymous No.40758847 [Report] >>40758861
>>40758776
That is what I said. Thank you for agreeing with me
Anonymous No.40758861 [Report] >>40758881
>>40758847
>She was a virgin, but had maternal functions

pedantic
Anonymous No.40758881 [Report]
>>40758861
Ignorant
Anonymous No.40759291 [Report]
>>40751697
>six-sided cube
bruh, what? cubes have 8 points. even your image shows 7 points and show 3 sides.
Anonymous No.40759344 [Report]
Moar like Greek...
Is Greek why?...
Am I right...
Yeah fuck dis...
Off to kick rocks...