Thread 40752949 - /x/ [Archived: 301 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:21:30 AM No.40752949
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I'm going to Hell for sorcery.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:22:56 AM No.40752955
>>40752949 (OP)
And up until now no one was as much of a fucking faggot about it until you
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:35:42 AM No.40753001
>>40752949 (OP)
Youโ€™re already in Hell
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:50:48 AM No.40753075
>>40753001
I can confirm, I am hell and he's in my bussy
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:29:06 AM No.40754318
>>40752949 (OP)
You could decide that Hell isn't where you're going! You know that Heaven is a guaranteed Eternal boredom - scraping on your knees singing Psalms, so you've decided to skip it too! Leave Abrahamism behind and make your own Afterlife. There's no one to stop you, so just fucking leave and go wherever you want! Or not! The Authority is internal, not external! You don't need Preachers, Deacons, Evangelists, Exorcists,Ministers, or Priests!
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:30:32 AM No.40754324
The jews don't want you to take control of your own destiny.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:10:33 AM No.40754747
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Afterlife doesn't matter if you can glitch back to life. If I can magic this necklace into existence I could do me into existence instead. My power works through the god who created the sun. I used to think it was more science and all me until I did a spell to check and it said it was both god and me that get credit so now I always give Ra credit. (He has many names.)

The other day I turned one bird into two birds mid flight. Thing is my spells are always stronger at first then they wear out and I always got to make new ones. It's like something changes and i have to recalculate the spells every few days. They like to go off once then not at all for a while. Spells for big changes take days or weeks sometimes months. Spells for small changes and quicker, between minutes and hours.

when the mana runs out the spells stop working. But if I did a spell to make a bird the bird stays for the rest of its life. I just am not able to make new birds unless I make a whole new spell like change the color of the bird for the spell then it works again.

I've transcended this life into the cosmos, got bored and came back. There's not much to do out there.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:58:03 PM No.40756099
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:39:19 PM No.40757459
>>40752949 (OP)
Wasn't it worth it though? What cool stuff have you achieved with sorcery?
And anyway, would you rather go to Heaven with Ned Flanders or in Hell with all the cool guys?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:52:04 PM No.40757502
>>40752949 (OP)
he showed up at the pearly gates saying he made 4000 dollars with a 4 dollar stock