what's the best joke of all time? - /x/ (#40754240) [Archived: 404 hours ago]

sage
7/19/2025, 7:14:46 AM No.40754240
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inb4
>words aren't paranormal

you can't read
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:23:50 AM No.40754284
>>40754240 (OP)
My dick in your ass isn't a joke
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sage
7/19/2025, 7:28:41 AM No.40754315
>>40754284
please stay on topic
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:46:43 AM No.40754386
>>40754315
roses are red, violets are blue, OP is faggot, and so are you
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sage
7/19/2025, 7:53:20 AM No.40754415
>>40754386
>dreams of man ass
sage
7/19/2025, 8:03:44 AM No.40754463
>>40754240 (OP)
all jokes are the same.
I could Be.
nonetheless I am. (explaining the joke)
sage
7/19/2025, 8:04:45 AM No.40754469
playing a trick is not fun for anyone.
clowns are imposters.
sage
7/19/2025, 8:17:16 AM No.40754528
they believe they believe.
and that's their joke.

only losers win.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:24:51 AM No.40754565
>>40754240 (OP)
once a man went up the mountain to meet the hermit zen master. On reaching there he asks the hermit -
>"master, what is the meaning of it all?"
hearing which the master replies -
>"eat, sleep, poop, repeat"

hearing which the man was enlightened.
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sage
7/19/2025, 8:28:17 AM No.40754577
>>40754565
i think there's a better punchline
sage
7/19/2025, 8:38:42 AM No.40754608
btw nigger means hates truth and faggot means love falsehood
sage
7/19/2025, 8:41:35 AM No.40754620
btw nigger means hates truth and faggot means loves falsehood
sage
7/19/2025, 8:47:54 AM No.40754651
a kike lies to god

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sage
7/19/2025, 9:04:55 AM No.40754724
>>40754565
>you really climbed all this way to find out? WHAT A NIGGER!
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:54:31 AM No.40754934
>>40754724
hearing which the man was disappointed that even this so called zen master was abusive and discriminatory.
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sage
7/19/2025, 10:28:44 AM No.40755079
>>40754934
you must really hate the truth to not have found it before me.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:46:48 AM No.40755138
>>40755079
pajeet means one who has gained victory over the pooping process