ITT: ask for and provide /x/ explanations for fetishes, even if it is made up. Interesting narratives can come from make believe and joking. The more absurd the better.

>urethral sounding
Causes a short circuut effect of the phallus as a conduit for charging extremely potent male and female polarities at the same time. Gives the phallus more sensation as a way of creating pleasure, punishment, positive, and negative and can quickly convert insecurity into empowerment. Also opens up libidinal flow and widens the orgone potential of the user.

>>40760783 (OP)
Disgusting

>>40760783 (OP)
> Farts
Mole people living under Brazil are trying to increase the amount of methane in the atmosphere so they can take over.

>>40760783 (OP)
Request:
>underwear
>watersports
>edging

>>40761031
>watersports
glad to help! Swallow exactly 100 gram (5 pound for you dumb burgers) of a gold ingot. If its too hard to swallow you can always heat it up and drink it up instead.

Then wait 1 hour, no need to drink water. Then after that you will start pissing literally gold.

>>40760783 (OP)
Request:
>loli
>creepshot
>international

>>40760783 (OP)
>feet
as we all know and as is written in the book of zoroaster all the body parts of the human body are different demons (or daemons depends on your interpertation) the most unnatural of theses are the extremities or rather the further away from the body the odder hands and feet being the weirdest the fetish for feet is the yearning for the true hands of the true body as the people with it are lower born and fell upwards so to say when reincarnating this is a particular tell as well the hands are the most important day to day part of the body so they are always there though this can manifest in different fetishes as well but feet is the most common

requesting
>teratophilia
>futa x giant animal
>hyper
>armpits

>>40760783 (OP)
>Autogynephilia is due to the absolute fear of spirituality. They fetishize cutting off their own antenna to the spiritual because they're fundamentally too weak mentally to handle the abilities with which they were born
>Female to male trannies are the opposite and desire the antenna to feel special, even if it's a manmade fake with none of the actual function.
Men and women have different but equally potent spiritual ability in general and obviously a lot of it comes down to individual ability. Trannies observe they suck at their own ability and assume that means they could just use the other side like an adept, sort of like how people assume they'd be some grand prodigy in the Harry potter world despite the fact that they know not-shit about how electricity and their own pocket crying mirror work. It's a profoundly sad cope.

>>40761933
Ah come on, man. You can't insult 75% of the board and then expect the thread to continue

>>40761933
Whats autoandrophilia about?

>>40761342
>creepshots
Basically a gangstalking kink. It's sublininal EMF frequencies that activate a persons libido and willingness to stalk someone.

>>40760783 (OP)
Someone do my kinks
>mummification
>latex
>sense deprivation
>gore

>>40762761
Power fantasy and desire to escape the body. That's not an /x/ explanation, it's me speaking from experience.