Any prophets browse this board? Can you give me a prophecy regarding my life? I need help.

>>40765907 (OP)
Prophet here, ama fag

>>40765929
False prophets deserve to be killed.

>>40765955
Same can be said about you, idol worshipper

>>40765907 (OP)
No, just schizos and rejects LARPing.

Being of benefit to others, is the source of all good things.

>>40765993
The girl you like, her name starts with a C. She thinks you’re disgusting and has no interest in you lol. You fat smelly fuck lose some weight lol

A true prophet only says what God tells them. No such thing as prophecy on demand.

>>40765907 (OP)
I don't know what I am. I have remote viewed. There's hyperinflation and mass death ahead. I can't focus on you specifically since I no longer dabble in divination. Your life will be difficult no matter which path you take, but it will lead to eternal life if you choose Jesus Christ. Go in with an open mind and sit in Eucharistic Adoration for two hours and tell me you don't feel something beautiful and spiritual. The Catholic Church is heavily corrupted, but the core of God is strongest there. If you are in America, get out as soon as possible. We probably have like seven years left until things get really crazy and I wish I could tell you a safe space to go to, but there is death more than the world has ever seen everywhere. It's just in America/Babylon the Great, it's absolute death.

>>40766012
I'm physically fit. I know no girl whose name starts with a C and I have no interest in women. Try again, faggot.

>>40766026
>I have no interest in women
Fag

>>40766028
Nope, don't find men attractive. I just dont care to date women. If you were a real prophet you would have figured that out.

>>40766035
So you’re an incel? Got it

>>40766045
I need you to google what incel means before you use that word again.

>>40765907 (OP)
>Can you give me a prophecy regarding my life? I need help.
I'll ask Aphrodite a yes or no question and if there's a clear answer tell you.
>>40766018
>A true prophet only says what God tells them. No such thing as prophecy on demand.
I've asked Aphrodite if she wants to answer someone's question before and she has said yes. Case in point^.

>>40765907 (OP)
Not really a prophet at all but I can predict some aspects of the future. Such that schizos will come in here and claim to be prophets and pull shit out their ass.

I have more details but it'll be out in a future book I'll sell for like $45 a copy. You know, like all grifters.

>>40766059
>can’t get laid
>i j-j-just don’t like women is all
Incel

>>40766070
Can you ask a question for me fren?

>>40766089
You're wrong again Mr. Prophet. Had sex plenty of times.

Let me play prophet.
You are a projecting overweight closeted faggot who can't get women. Most likely an incel with either a weak or no father figure at all in your life and you spend your miserable days picking fights with anonymous people on imageboards LARPing as a wizard to make up for your own insecurities.
You think by believing in the occult it will make you feel better about yourself because you can just blame "forces beyond your control" for your small penis and autistic nature that scares women away. But in reality as aforementioned, you are just an overweight faggot who believes in sky daddies and spirits. I think i got it about right. I must be fucking Nostradamus.

>>40766121
Wrong again retard. I’m married and get laid every single day with a trad wife you nigger.
But that’s pretty hilarious you still live with your parents LOL

>>40766101
>Can you ask a question for me fren?
Didn't get a clear positive on that one, lol. I think she likes to keep it rare.

And if someone pretends they're OP I'm sure you'll get your just desserts. They're gods, after all.

>>40765907 (OP)
“They want to be together” a dead girl keeps telling me. She can show me a place near water in the southwestern part of Illinois, but time has no boundary where she is now…so she cannot tell me how to figure this out.

>>40766147
>Wrong again
Im sorry what was the first thing I was wrong about? Are you okay?

Anyways from that bizarre and disconnected response I can tell you are lying. Imagine having to lie on an imageboard of anonymous people. How pathetic are you? Lol.

>>40765907 (OP)
You should keep going but it could end up badly if you do it too quickly

this is a seven part narrative. the card on the top is the event, the card underneath is why the event must happen. we begin with the knight of swords clarified by justice, we end with temperance in reverse clarified by the moon.
there wasn't a prompt for this , its probably not for you , but you can take it if you want. i don't know what "the narrative" is referring to specifically , but i know it is some sort of journey.

be good, and get off this board for the forseeable short term mid term future. no magic. live a normal, good life, and pray to God and listen to Jesus.

>>40765907 (OP)
>Can you give me a prophecy regarding my life?
What you mean is a fortune teller.
A prophet brings messages from God to humanity.