Will Yahweh send the uncircumcised to hell? Do you get extra credit in heaven if a rabbi kisses your peepee?

Eh? Circumcision is an American thing retard. The western world is almost entirely uncircumcised.

>>40767150 (OP)
Don't worry about it, as long as you send all your money to Israel you're fine

>>40767150 (OP)
Circumcision should be illegal, a felony crime worthy of a long prison sentence, they are taking that child's foreskin without consent

>>40767165
It’s mostly jews and Muslims dumbass
Circumsion is the highest in the Middle East
Also Europeans don’t matter since ww2

>>40767150 (OP)
No, the soul data is stored in the foreskin, it's your ID in the afterlife. Without it you'll be sent back to earth with the women. Sorry.

>>40767178
Facts
no surgery can ever restore the innocence lost
All baby foreskin cutters should be treated like rapist and child molestors

>>40767150 (OP)
>Will Yahweh send the uncircumcised to hell?
Yes, but also all of the circumcised.
>Do you get extra credit in heaven if a rabbi kisses your peepee?
No, but you get blessed with a more fortunate life on earth if you cut it yourself and offer the foreskin and blood to Yahweh in a sacrifice. The ritual must be done alone out in the wilderness.

>>40767195
Your just jealous your rabbi didn’t lick your baby pecker

Ypu cant get sent to hell for... oh their talking about dad. Nvm. Carry on then muffins.

>>40767232
lolololol

>>40767178
You really don't want it . I would get mine chopped if I could

Circumcision is so fucked up, I just want my foreskin back