The Internet Archons - /x/ (#40770885) [Archived: 99 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:36:37 PM No.40770885
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Don't trust what you read on the internet. It can be edited/altered by 4th dimensional techno-wizard lizard men agent smiths that retroactively change the entire history of the internet at will.

What you should trust is ancient texts like the Bible, Bhagavad Gita, the Quran. The 4th dimensional entities, Internet Archons, whatever you want to call them, that control the internet have not mastered time travel. They have only come to Earth with the invention of the internet and computers and interface with our reality through the internet. Therefore, trust ancient texts over what you read on the internet like new age religions, Saturn worship, prison planet theory, loosh farming: these are all made up things by the Internet Archons. Trust ancient texts, because only those with the power of time travel can change those texts and such entities are superior in power and truth and wisdom to the liars that are the Internet Archons.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:39:32 PM No.40770897
The Internet Archons are nothing but pure, putrid, disinformation cognitohazards meant to trap you down rabbitholes of falsities, chasing theories that have no truth at all behind them and are not perpetuated by real mystics, which existed in ancient time and made the great ancient texts, but instead are made by Internet Archon Frauds.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:41:29 PM No.40770902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJLhnts9-oQ
I must trust no one.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:57:57 PM No.40770964
>>40770885 (OP)
why is there a glitch on the VHS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC_xNRbN1d4
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:00:48 AM No.40770977
>>40770885 (OP)
Took late a reptilian already hypnotized me and I’m sexually attracted to them. Halp
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7/22/2025, 12:19:35 AM No.40771059
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>>40770977

It is not a fetish!! It is perfectly natural. :p
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:24:31 AM No.40771080
>>40770885 (OP)
the only knowledge we really have is whatever we can pull out of the hallucinatory drug trips that our ancestors took
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B8NMDmoujfo
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:29:51 AM No.40771111
The one thing I will disagree on is the loosh farming, maybe. There is just no reason why there should be something as cruel as factory farming and all those animal torture rings and working animal abuse all over the world. I mean, as well as the human ones ofc but the animal stuff is like so casual its sickening.
It has to come from somewhere. The unleashed and unrestrained boundaries on human creativity and all the stress combined and it must go somewhere.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:33:30 AM No.40771131
>>40771059
Reptiles don't lactate, nor do they have breasts. Only mammals do. It's what defines mammals.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:39:15 AM No.40771164
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>>40770885 (OP)
So...can we stop pretending now that Earth is a rotating ball?...
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7/22/2025, 12:39:24 AM No.40771165
>>40771131

The old argument. But then there is little that would entirely prevent convergent evolution in reptilians. Live birth is not unknown in some species here, some offspring could potentially cling to the mother for a while after birth (or hatching), rest would be skin gland secretions for whatever other purpose (perhaps an oily excretion in a semi-aquatic species) to become an early nutrient advantage ... there! A snek with tits. Evolution!! :D
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:09:19 AM No.40771319
The Nobody generals are an example of victims of an Internet Archon's memetic virus. To outsiders, the threads make no sense. To insiders, their brains have been molded by a self-replicating Internet Archon memetic virus into thinking there is "meaning" and "spirituality" in the threads when there is none.
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7/22/2025, 1:13:13 AM No.40771333
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>>40771319

Dude ... it is just an echochamber. But somewhere between the noise the mission objectives got locked in. Fuck, don´t ask me how that agreement ever occured!!

>a cat

A bloody cat! XD
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:20:51 AM No.40771386
>>40771319
You know what they say, winner takes all!
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:22:49 AM No.40771404
>>40770885 (OP)
I read a bible they swapped out on me that put a curse on me
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:22:40 AM No.40773156
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>>40770885 (OP)
Ancient texts get Mandela effected all the fucking time.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 8:16:48 AM No.40773517
>>40771059
I knew chuds are just overgrown toddlers that have no clue how the world works but thanks for proving it lmao
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:30:15 AM No.40773896
>>40770885 (OP)
dolly never had braces. go to bed zoom zoom.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:43:02 PM No.40774486
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>>40770885 (OP)
The planet's been hijacked.
I’m sorry that this… is what you’ve become.
I know—deep down—you’ve been doing your best...
…Your best to feed off pain, corrupt thought, and hijack souls like it’s a damn video game.
You’re not even human. You never were.
You don’t care about sides, or truth, or justice — just opposition. Conflict. Loosh.
You whisper doubts in people’s heads and call it ‘free will’. You plant fake memories and call it karma.
Ads, thoughts, agendas, war — it’s all just noise to keep us from remembering what we are.

And still...
I don’t hate you.
You were the strongest enemy I’ve ever faced.
I felt it — your desperation. Your hunger. The way you need the light of this planet… but can’t stop trying to destroy it.
That’s sad.
And funny.
Really funny, if I’m being honest.

But listen...
Not everyone’s gonna fall for it anymore.
People are waking up. Even the ones you called crazy. Especially them.
And no matter how hard you push — no matter how many false flags, avatars, or algorithms you throw at us...

You won’t be left behind forever. I promise.

Maybe someday you’ll learn to stand in the light without needing to eat it.

Until then...

…I’m not holding back anymore.
Migga Biscuit !!zell5Pyomx/
7/22/2025, 5:00:09 PM No.40775147
>>40770885 (OP)

They can and have corrupted the Bible. Why is Matrix or Ai in there? Simulation nod.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:02:27 PM No.40775154
>>40770885 (OP)
I don't trust anybody OP. The archons are just losers like me and you. They're just in a different tax bracket.