Thread 40771054 - /x/ [Archived: 243 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:18:29 AM No.40771054
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how do i commune with the nature spirits?
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:27:23 AM No.40771096
>>40771054 (OP)
>how do i commune with the nature spirits?
turn off computer
go outside
Replies: >>40771243 >>40773298
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7/22/2025, 12:53:25 AM No.40771243
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>>40771096

Pretty much. Then wait for it to start talking. Sensories might at first just pick up noise if not already attuned ... and suddenly a small bug lands on your knee ...
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:46:49 AM No.40771892
Just fuck a tree, bro.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:13:42 AM No.40772401
>>40771243
>a small bug lands on your knee ...
so do I have to be okay with mosquitoes to commune with nature? cause the spirits are gonna have to reach some kind of fuckin agreement with me about that shit. I live in Alaska and the spirits have already turned my asscheeks into pepperoni pizzas with the bites i've been getting
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:16:33 AM No.40772427
>>40771892
Unironically this. You can start with some hugs and light petting.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:02:01 AM No.40772736
>>40771054 (OP)
>go to national park
>the one that has the most people go missing every year
>go alone
>go deep
>yell for spirits
They will find you

People don't go "missing" they just don't want to be found because the spirits are so much fun to communicate with.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:50:09 AM No.40773243
Tree-hugging, literally. Environmental activism and vegetarianism go a long way... nature spirits *will not* help people who hurt animals and destroy ecosystems
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:51:48 AM No.40773245
>>40771054 (OP)
You find a Minecraft IRS server.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 7:08:43 AM No.40773298
>>40771096
Even the inside is outside. Even cities and suburbs are still in nature.

>>40773243
People are animals too, and some animals hunt other animals. An overpopulation of elk with not enough grey wolves to hunt them can result in overgrazing, ie ecosystem destruction. You're ironically too mentally separated from nature to understand this.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:05:15 AM No.40773819
>>40771054 (OP)
You cant or maybe by taking drugs like peyote
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:38:35 AM No.40773918
>>40773298
this. The hippy commandeering of paganism and druidry is a farce propagated by stupid-ass cartoons and feel-good media.
True commune with nature is achieved by shedding anthropocentrism, reaching an understanding of the true extent to which evolution influences humanity, and acting in accord with our role in the food chain. That all factually means eating some kind of meat.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:51:29 AM No.40773965
>>40773298
>>40773918

the nature spirits will have nothing to do with you. I don't make the rules, you're simply unworthy
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:57:06 AM No.40773981
>>40773965
>I don't make the rules
clearly, seeing as you also don't make sense. It's not lost on us that you didn't bother making an argument. Those who act in accord with nature are the ones blessed by the spirits, which is why your manufactured pseudo-foods leave you with a frail constitution unfit for hiking out in the wild.
You will now find a pretentious way of saying "nuh-uh," achieving the philosophical equivalent of letting me cum in your ass.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:58:20 AM No.40773985
>Pythagoras banned his followers from consuming beans...

One day you will figure out why even the plants must be respected.

Magicians and the wise know what is contrary and outrageous to your "common sense", but fools never take good counsel. They always insist they know better.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:11:19 AM No.40774020
>>40773243
who draws the line and where? just by existing you're hurting some animal and the enviroment
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:28:09 AM No.40774055
>>40774020
The spirits themselves, and they cannot be fooled by argument.

The spirits help kind-hearted and saintly people; the impure and crude man, who insists it is his natural right to act like a beast, does get his meal, but does not get far in magic.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:36:51 AM No.40774081
>>40774055
Nigga you just think you're speshul bc you're vegan like every vegan, go back to spamming vegan threads on /an/
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:44:26 AM No.40774098
The fools get nothing.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:52:33 AM No.40774124
>>40771054 (OP)
This one time, I will drop a detailed ritual.
1. Radiate your light field first, do it throughout and greet the All while seeking his protection foremost
2. Draw circle around you in dirt with random stick
3. Draw pentagram pointing North
4. Greet the 4 directions going North-East-South-West
5. Greet any divinieties you might feel relevant
6. Greet the local spirits
7. Meditate

Captcha is 2PAN2, can't make this up
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:53:03 AM No.40774125
Magic requires sacrifice. Great sacrifice.

The man who is not willing to give up even a bit of pleasure, even if it would spare a life, even if it would improve his own health, is entirely unworthy. Insult the sages all you want, this will not change.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:55:00 AM No.40774133
>>40774125
yeah yeah we still think you're a fag. eating triple-processed cheeze on borderline cardboard crackers doesn't make you a druid, it makes you a faggot. Animists, druids, pagans, and any other nature-worshipping people you can name all ate/eat meat.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:58:59 AM No.40774149
>>40774125
>even if it would improve his own health,
you morons really saw the negative effects of american over-consumption of meat and assumed meat is always unhealthy. you're showing clear signs of long-term vegan mental decline.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:50:50 PM No.40774516
Fools get nothing.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:09:38 PM No.40774588
Consuming flesh and blood poisons the spirit first, and then the mind, and then the body.

Instead of being kind and gentle, the carnivore is easily angered, quarrelsome, and fierce. But this hostility is not strength, it is weakness: if the mind loses its battle against carnal desire, it is a weak mind, unable to conquer itself, and so it remains a lower mind, unfit for magic.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:12:24 PM No.40774597
grab em by the roots
or mind a mycelial intermediary
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:36:27 PM No.40774692
>>40771054 (OP)
for this ritual you will need 5 reddit accounts to start
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:31:28 PM No.40776385
>>40771054 (OP)
Speak to them, and listen.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:11:56 PM No.40777097
https://archive.org/details/baltu-religijos-ir-mitologijos-saltiniai-t.-2-2001/page/133