I have a jester friend - /x/ (#40771570) [Archived: 249 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:57:53 AM No.40771570
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So I took a fuck ton of mushrooms for 3 months and I met a jester friend. We weren't friends at first. Sometimes he pretends to be a demon. He still won't tell me his name tho. Do you have any questions for a mushroom jester?
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:59:49 AM No.40771576
>>40771570 (OP)
does he have horns
Replies: >>40771589
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:00:05 AM No.40771581
888_perry_and_sophia
888_perry_and_sophia
md5: 7270b6357b26b496aaa1726db918d1fd🔍
I am Perry
Replies: >>40771587
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:00:48 AM No.40771585
>>40771570 (OP)
der totaly real jester friend
Is anythign real?
Replies: >>40771600
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:01:07 AM No.40771587
>>40771581
888 is the word
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:01:08 AM No.40771588
>>40771570 (OP)
Ask him to pick a number between 1-40 (scratch ticket)
Replies: >>40771617
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:01:20 AM No.40771589
>>40771576
He says no
Replies: >>40771596
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:01:38 AM No.40771593
>>40771570 (OP)
hello mushroom jester, how are you real and not just a fantasy of anons psyche?
Replies: >>40771605
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:02:11 AM No.40771596
>>40771589
i asked you
Replies: >>40771608
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:02:24 AM No.40771600
>>40771585
He says to stop doing drugs dude.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:03:34 AM No.40771605
>>40771593
He says I should have left after 5 years. But I’m still here. If you take enough mushrooms you can meet spirits. He was taking 8 grams.
Replies: >>40771667
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:04:34 AM No.40771608
>>40771596
No I’m human
Replies: >>40771614
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:05:03 AM No.40771613
>>40771570 (OP)
Did C ever love me
Replies: >>40771625
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:05:15 AM No.40771614
>>40771608
i asked you if he does i didnt ask him i asked you you have eyes dont you
Replies: >>40771621
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:05:35 AM No.40771617
>>40771588
He says 37
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:06:35 AM No.40771621
>>40771614
He’s telling me to ignore your posts so I’m going to
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:07:35 AM No.40771625
>>40771613
He doesn’t know who C is
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:07:47 AM No.40771627
>>40771570 (OP)
what did i choose to forget
Replies: >>40771634
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:09:16 AM No.40771634
>>40771627
He says I have no idea I’m just a jester.
Replies: >>40771640 >>40771646
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:09:54 AM No.40771640
>>40771634
from what ive seen the jesters are connected
Replies: >>40771644
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:10:48 AM No.40771644
>>40771640
He says ooo you know what your talking about.
Replies: >>40771654
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:11:16 AM No.40771646
>>40771634
this souds Like ranom responses generated by your suboncious ( no iffense)
Replies: >>40771656
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:13:13 AM No.40771654
>>40771644
im sprised he doesnt know me
hyperion comes to mind
Replies: >>40771660 >>40771802
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:13:18 AM No.40771656
>>40771646
He invites his friends over. They talk a lot. You don’t have to believe me. Do you have any questions?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:14:20 AM No.40771660
>>40771654
He says he doesn’t want to comment.
Replies: >>40771664
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:15:08 AM No.40771664
>>40771660
whys that hyperion
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:15:31 AM No.40771667
>>40771605
that is not answering my question, can you do anything real in the physical world mushroom jester?
Or like you are a jester, at least can you make good jokes? This is getting disappointing ...
Replies: >>40771687
divinegrl !o0u.0jUo6c
7/22/2025, 2:15:35 AM No.40771668
IMG_9334
IMG_9334
md5: 044be09738eb57c94a1eca6f99e0d400🔍
>>40771570 (OP)
What doe He think Pf my Body
Replies: >>40771678 >>40772933
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:16:32 AM No.40771678
>>40771668
He says why are you posting thighs in my thread?
Replies: >>40771686
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:17:45 AM No.40771686
>>40771678
He says did you forget yourself
Replies: >>40771693
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:17:46 AM No.40771687
>>40771667
He says the idea of this thread is to ask me questions. I can make anon do things like open his eyes or move his hands, or type for me.
Replies: >>40771704
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:18:47 AM No.40771693
>>40771686
Anon this is my thread, don’t impersonate xD
Replies: >>40771705
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:19:43 AM No.40771704
>>40771687
Make a funny joke, mushroom jester
make me collapse in unhinged laughter
Replies: >>40771712 >>40771716
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:20:24 AM No.40771705
>>40771693
He says it is my thread youre just a vessel
Replies: >>40771709 >>40771775
divinegrl !o0u.0jUo6c
7/22/2025, 2:20:45 AM No.40771709
>>40771705
He says i Get to posses whoever I want
Replies: >>40771724 >>40771726
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:21:01 AM No.40771712
>>40771704
He says I am a demon, no thank you. He’s laughing.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:21:25 AM No.40771716
>>40771704
He says look under your pants
He says thats me
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:22:25 AM No.40771724
>>40771709
He says hello me we can be three through tr
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:22:31 AM No.40771726
>>40771709
He says Thats not me
Replies: >>40771731
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:22:55 AM No.40771728
>>40771570 (OP)
they come in pairs for me. does your jester friend have a twin?
Replies: >>40771745 >>40771753
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:23:25 AM No.40771730
Idk why people are pretending to be me in the thread but I’m gonna keep posting.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:23:26 AM No.40771731
>>40771726
He says we are Legion pretender
Replies: >>40771754 >>40771766
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:23:51 AM No.40771735
He says His Weiner is coated in a yeasty Mucus slime
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:24:04 AM No.40771738
the shitposters took over your thread OP, that's it mate
at least it was mildly funny while it lasted
Replies: >>40771756 >>40771809
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:24:39 AM No.40771745
>>40771728
He says yes a lady of medusa
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:25:20 AM No.40771753
>>40771728
He says I have friends I don’t have a twin.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:25:25 AM No.40771754
>>40771731
He is showing me a Black void
He said dont tell them
*Blacks out suddenly*
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:25:40 AM No.40771756
>>40771738
He says Jesters Jest
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:26:24 AM No.40771766
>>40771731
This jester does pretend to be legion.
Replies: >>40771772
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:26:58 AM No.40771772
>>40771766
He says youre a faker
Replies: >>40771785
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:27:24 AM No.40771774
He says I Love you and procced to present his 4th dimesnional Cok
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:27:25 AM No.40771775
>>40771705
I am just a vessel, but I’m a happy vessel, and this is my thread, so there :P
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:28:26 AM No.40771785
>>40771772
Idk why people are pretending to be me, but I guess you like my thread, so ty.
Replies: >>40771788
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:29:07 AM No.40771788
>>40771785
He says He is leaving you for me his new better friend
Replies: >>40771795
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:30:01 AM No.40771795
>>40771788
Dude. He’s not actually insane, he just likes mushrooms.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:32:10 AM No.40771802
>>40771654
He says it’s none of my business
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:33:11 AM No.40771809
>>40771738
Nah dude I’m gonna keep going.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:33:40 AM No.40771812
Take off Your gay jester Hat imposter!!!!!!!
Replies: >>40771816
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:34:24 AM No.40771816
>>40771812
He says we are legion
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:38:12 AM No.40771834
>>40771570 (OP)
Why does he pretend to be a jester?
Replies: >>40771844
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:39:42 AM No.40771844
>>40771834
First of all how do you know. Second of all, we don’t want our vessel to know so shush!
Replies: >>40771868
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:42:07 AM No.40771862
>>40771570 (OP)
he says he waxes his butthole and that you would know what this means
Replies: >>40771867
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:42:55 AM No.40771867
>>40771862
What
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:43:13 AM No.40771868
>>40771844
Then use a code your vessel wont understand.
I can translate.
I know because I ask sincerely.
Replies: >>40771874
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:43:56 AM No.40771874
>>40771868
He’s pretty damn smart dude
Replies: >>40771917
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:44:45 AM No.40771881
il_600x600.5399944853_7amq
il_600x600.5399944853_7amq
md5: 2eead151281926e1963cf7c3f3a3665c🔍
I took acid every two days for 6 months baack in 2020 now i have a friend who is a rodeo clown. Ask him anything
Replies: >>40771889 >>40771896 >>40771937 >>40771959 >>40772040
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:45:58 AM No.40771888
Everyone’s hijacking my thread. I just wanna do a nice jester thread. The good news is that the jesters are laughing.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:45:59 AM No.40771889
I APED into your mind and found your Tulpa Why lloks very shy and figitive
>>40771881
Where are the wild things at?
Replies: >>40771898
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:47:00 AM No.40771896
>>40771881
How does He feel about
My legs
Replies: >>40771906
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:47:05 AM No.40771898
>>40771889
Wild Thangs BBQ in Tuscaloosa Tennessee
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:47:23 AM No.40771900
I’m just gonna keep goin. Keep doing my jester thing. Jingle Jingle.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:48:17 AM No.40771906
>>40771896
He says theyre scary but kind of pretty
Replies: >>40771907
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:48:46 AM No.40771907
>>40771906
Omigosh How does he know Thx
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:49:29 AM No.40771910
The jesters can’t stop laughing. Idk what’s going on.
Replies: >>40771920
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:50:04 AM No.40771917
>>40771874
So am I.
He could speak in complete symbolic schizo nonsense and I could translate it.
Replies: >>40771936
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:50:24 AM No.40771920
>>40771910
I belive On posesed me Because i am also laughing ….
Replies: >>40771931
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:51:32 AM No.40771931
>>40771920
He’s trying to get you to react. Dude. I don’t want my retard reacting. Shush
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:52:33 AM No.40771936
>>40771917
He says I’m just a demon dude. Idk what you want.
Replies: >>40772096
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:53:04 AM No.40771937
>>40771881
Will i get my d back?
Replies: >>40771955
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:53:08 AM No.40771938
My rodeo clown says he just wrangled a bull that was headed toward a group of laughing jesters.
Replies: >>40771943
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:53:55 AM No.40771943
>>40771938
Go away. Stop making my jesters laugh
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:54:11 AM No.40771944
Does he fel what i an doing ro him Right now?
Replies: >>40771952
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:55:16 AM No.40771952
>>40771944
He doesn’t know what your talking about
Replies: >>40771954
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:56:02 AM No.40771954
>>40771952
was he Lobotimise and cast away fom clown haven
Replies: >>40771956
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:56:05 AM No.40771955
>>40771937
He says one time a bull gored his D off but it grew back after a few decades
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:56:48 AM No.40771956
>>40771954
He says that’s mean dude
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:57:03 AM No.40771959
>>40771881
try describing me personalty
Replies: >>40771968
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:00:01 AM No.40771968
+_c4032c94ab5587482015baab5f6144c2
+_c4032c94ab5587482015baab5f6144c2
md5: 79b47870136dfc61a6e129cd350481a6🔍
>>40771959
He says you're the type to take painkillers and lie around for hours on end. Also happy but in a way that makes people stay away from you
Replies: >>40771987 >>40772001
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:04:26 AM No.40771987
>>40771968
Niger you are gooooooooood
Yes i take valium Loiter arond 4chan and have No friends!!!!!!!!!!!
BASED DIVINATOR
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:08:02 AM No.40771999
>>40771570 (OP)
Is it my whore ex-wife Cegorach? The laughing god from Warhammer 40,000?
Replies: >>40772016
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:08:17 AM No.40772001
>>40771968
do me! do me!
Replies: >>40772028
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:11:19 AM No.40772016
>>40771999
I don’t understand the question
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:13:06 AM No.40772028
>>40772001
He says youre just like everybody else except you were touched as a child
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:16:19 AM No.40772040
>>40771881
What about me clown?
Replies: >>40772051
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:18:41 AM No.40772051
>>40772040
He says you jack off to scooby doo or something
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:25:22 AM No.40772096
>>40771936
I see.
My mistake then, tell him Azazel says hi.
Replies: >>40772104 >>40772128
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:26:13 AM No.40772104
>>40772096
We hear you loud and clear. We gotta try to keep this kid off mushrooms.
Replies: >>40772130
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:30:49 AM No.40772128
>>40772096
My vessel wants to ask you for information
Replies: >>40772135
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:31:09 AM No.40772130
>>40772104
Obviously, the kid has gone totally delusional and severed himself.
Thanks for looking out for him guys.
I'll put in the good word with G, he tends to not notice the repentant amidst all the lamentations from your brothers.
Replies: >>40772187
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:32:10 AM No.40772135
>>40772128
Sure, fair is fair, what does he want to know?
Replies: >>40772158
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:35:02 AM No.40772158
>>40772135
He doesn’t even understand what he’s doing. He just wants to be a magician. And then he meets this girl that’s friends with belial and he’s like oh that’s what you do. What happens when you die?
Replies: >>40772209
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:38:54 AM No.40772187
>>40772130
Amen
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:41:50 AM No.40772209
>>40772158
Theres a lot of things that happen when you die, but essentially.
Either the band breaks up and you go to the light... alone(maybe after you think about what you did for 100 years)
Or, if you did your homework, the band decides that they like being together and they don't want to leave, and then you just keep on making music for everyone in strange new places, where you really get to enjoy it in new fantastic ways.

Also Belial put that girl to sleep, the wakeful should mind the sleepers.
Replies: >>40772226 >>40772235 >>40772300
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:43:32 AM No.40772226
>>40772209
Ooooooo. How do you know that, he cut her off! He wants to be friends with you on discord
Replies: >>40772272
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:44:33 AM No.40772235
>>40772209
He’s actually a really good guy tho, he’s trying to help this girl with demonic possession
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:48:06 AM No.40772272
>>40772226
AdhRs366
Replies: >>40772300 >>40772317
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:52:57 AM No.40772300
>>40772272
>>40772209
I couldn’t find your discord so here’s my email: latestworkemail@gmail.com
Replies: >>40772317
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:57:19 AM No.40772317
>>40772300
>>40772272
That was a server invite code.
Replies: >>40772323 >>40772328 >>40772435
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:57:50 AM No.40772323
>>40772317
He’s stupid. lol
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:58:57 AM No.40772328
>>40772317
He joined
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:17:19 AM No.40772435
>>40772317
How do I find you in the server?
Replies: >>40772537
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:31:21 AM No.40772537
>>40772435
I already talked to you, and even identified myself.
Did you think I was just going to leave you hanging after giving you an invite?
Replies: >>40772546
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:32:22 AM No.40772546
>>40772537
He’s stupid dude. He’s trying to find it
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:53:36 AM No.40772686
I have a jester attached to me as well. I already posted here in the past about the jester entity messing with me. I saw it twice. The first time it was the typical jester, the second time it appeared as one of those DMT psychedelic entities, very pretty. Still, it's messing with me.Can you ask him what does want from me? Is he a demon?
Replies: >>40772721
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:59:07 AM No.40772721
>>40772686
I can ask them. He just wants to be friends is what they said.
Replies: >>40774115
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:32:50 AM No.40772933
>>40771668
Can i get you pregbant?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:40:33 AM No.40773726
>>40771570 (OP)
Ask him if he's scared of me, Dravius
Replies: >>40773734
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:43:20 AM No.40773734
>>40773726
He said no
Replies: >>40773735
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:44:34 AM No.40773735
>>40773734
Tell me what attack I just used against your friend, I hurt him good
Replies: >>40776420
SneckoAnon
7/22/2025, 9:44:41 AM No.40773736
Ask him if he knows snecko
Replies: >>40774003
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:03:54 AM No.40774003
>>40773736
He said no
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:49:30 AM No.40774115
>>40772721
Then why does he keep knocking and banging and tapping on stuff? I think he's trying to scare me
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:12:21 PM No.40774206
>>40771570 (OP)
Who is in charge of the “everything”
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 8:41:10 PM No.40776109
7bf7a9153610ad116e9f03b37f081ea380a4713524c1fffe09562e44732aff27
Whether it's ChatGPT induced psychosis, or just plain old mushrooms, lots of new kids are getting tulpas nowadays and not knowing how to deal with or keep them. Sad days. There were already too many tulpas.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:35:57 PM No.40776420
>>40773735
>>40771570 (OP)
That's right bitch boy, you won't answer after what I did to your demon friend. Let me do it once again, I will only stop until you answer correctly. Here it comes.