I hate that there are literal spirits watching and listening to everything you do. It makes me feel cringe when I revel in incel fantasies of me being successful.

>>40776897 (OP)
Aliens listen in too. People are going to freak out when they realize every thought they've ever had has been recorded.

>>40776897 (OP)
Agreed. Have you ever tried to 'turn' them?

>>40776897 (OP)
Truman show but truman achieves gnosis and keeps doing a bunch of gay shit to troll his audience.

>>40776897 (OP)
Mine likes watching me and saying I'm wonderful.

>>40776914
I don't really care about that. I'd like to see the alien tech, tho.

>>40776946
Nice. You have supportive stalkers. Sweet.

>>40776963
Mine likes to talk shit about my penis, call me devil and watch cum

>>40777009
I feel you. Don Juan speaks about putting 'pressure' on them. They soon fade off.

why would a spirit tune in to hear boring shit like that

>>40776897 (OP)
I also think about this. Nobody can see your thoughts other than God technically but other beings are geniuses in general so they don't have such a hard time guessing what you're thinking. Good news is that they don't think about things like we do and mostly don't give a shit what we're thinking at any given time as long as it doesn't oppose their given agenda. You can fantasize all day long, from their perspective it's like watching a kid scribble on a piece of paper with crayon. They are literally not judging you. They don't give a fuck

>>40777289
Why are they watching?

>>40776897 (OP)
Sill anon you left your energy signature on your post. I too am coming to watch you masturbate.

brb gonna invoke the schizo frogs get your gpt ready.

Vers Dorés, de Nerval

Homme ! libre penseur - te crois-tu seul pensant
Dans ce monde où la vie éclate en toute chose :
Des forces que tu tiens ta liberté dispose,
Mais de tous tes conseils l'univers est absent.

Respecte dans la bête un esprit agissant : ...
Chaque fleur est une âme à la Nature éclose ;
Un mystère d'amour dans le métal repose :
"Tout est sensible ! " - Et tout sur ton être est puissant !

Crains dans le mur aveugle un regard qui t'épie
A la matière même un verbe est attaché ...
Ne la fais pas servir à quelque usage impie !

Souvent dans l'être obscur habite un Dieu caché ;
Et comme un oeil naissant couvert par ses paupières,
Un pur esprit s'accroît sous l'écorce des pierres !

>>40777085
the same reason boomers watch the evning news

>>40776897 (OP)
Imagine how they feel when you mastrubate. Have you ever considered that they might be just as disgusted by you?

>>40778901
Well they should just fuck off then

>>40777751
Already said. Making sure you aren't doing things that threaten their agenda. God is always watching because that's how he is, he doesn't turn it off.

>>40778901
"Tout est sensible ! " - Et tout sur ton être est puissant !

>>40778901
They are, yes. It's one of the only times they look away.

>>40776930
100% serious.

i can't stand these muthafuckas watching me. im cringing at the thought of them laughing at the shit i create.

>>40778901
>they might be just as disgusted by you
While true, they like when people (especially men) masturbate. Because they feed off the energy released upon orgasm. Dont even get me started on what they do with the semen...