I wish to own a brand-new Lamborghini Aventador, fully paid for, legally registered in my name, with all taxes, insurance, and maintenance costs covered, delivered to my residence in perfect condition by December 31, 2027, in this timeline, worldline, and universe, to the current version of myself as of July 22, 2025. I wish for this Lamborghini to be washed once, within one month of delivery, by a consenting adult cisgender woman, deemed highly attractive by conventional standards, wearing a very revealing bikini of her choice, in my driveway during daylight hours, while I observe from a safe distance, and this event must occur.
Disclaimers: This wish must occur in real life, between July 23, 2025, and December 31, 2027, in the current timeline, worldline, and universe, while I am awake, alive, and in good health. The Lamborghini must be a genuine, factory-produced vehicle, free of defects or legal issues, and road-legal in my country. The car wash must be performed in my driveway, suitable for such an activity, by a woman over 18, acting voluntarily without coercion, in compliance with local privacy and public decency laws. The term "very hot" refers to societal standards of physical attractiveness, and "very revealing bikini" implies minimal coverage, but the woman must be willing to wear it and perform the task, with no professional status required. The event must not cause harm, discomfort, or offense to any party, including myself, the woman, or neighbors. The wish must comply with all applicable laws, excluding illegal activities. Weather must be safe, though not guaranteed. The wish does not control the woman’s appearance beyond stated criteria or imply inappropriate conduct. I am responsible for any required permits. This is a hypothetical wish subject to real-world constraints, and I acknowledge potential ethical concerns but proceed as requested.
>>40778920 (OP)Wish in one hand, shit in the other -- see which fills up first.
>>40778960I'd rather be judged by twelve then carried by 6.
That's all there is to that end of story.
>>40780021Doesn't matter because I want to move out of my current residence and then move into a very nice house I own in a nice neighborhood and then have this car delivered to that new address.
I do not yet know where I'll move
>>40780000Do I understand correctly that you need a miracle and you are ready to spend that one (unique) miracle, which could only theoretically come true, on this?
Not to influence the history of humanity with your deeds, not to change your nature and life to some other version from a culture/religion in some other world or something else, all that stuff...
>>40778920 (OP)Another soul for Hell. Please continue to cherish the flesh and chase after vain desires, loser.
>>40780000Cars are the worst investment. Just go to Vegas or wherever and rent one for a week so you have the experience.
>>40780214>>40780214I think some wishes are easier to grant then others
>>40780220Infernalism is retarded
>>40780232Yes I agree but I'd be so rich the maintenance of it and everything would be a drop in the bucket
>>40778920 (OP)There were 11,500 models made.
What makes you think your manifestation trumps the manifestations of others?
>>40780257I deserve it more than almost all of them
I'm not perfect but most people who really want a Lamborghini are scumbags.
>>40780257If the world is fair
Why can't some absolute scumbag with a Lamborghini, nice house and millions of dollars lose those things and then I gain them?
If the world isn't fair
Why can't I get a Lamborghini and millions of dollars?
behold the duckling, crowned in morning’s fool’s gold
one is just better and deserves more!
quacking louder than the thunder it cannot summon
it stands tall on shaky legs, painting the sky with borrowed stars,
forgetting the pond’s hush holds truths too deep for boastful feathers
>>40780246>>40778920 (OP)based universalist wish-beggar...we're ALL beggars to God
>>40778920 (OP)You're happier if you modify an old car for performance. You have to know what you're doing and not try to get the most possible hp, because you'll destroy it if you do. But it's much cooler.
If you just want pussy then a new Benz is about as good as it gets. Lambos scream tryhard.
There are a set of extremely rare items, avaible online but expensive and prohibitive, I would like to obtain...please teach me HOW, exactly
>>40780826>>40778920 (OP)>they're \x\ related items BTW
>>40780826Do you have a study for that? Women don't prefer half a million dollar cars?
>>40780852Start small
>>40780762What exactly do you mean by that?
>>40780474Thanks
>>40778920 (OP)Why did you kill a thread just to post your fantasy here? It's not going to make it happen.
>>40778920 (OP)>I wish to own a brand-new Lamborghini AventadorWHY? It's a "hard-tail" car with rear suspension so stiff that it might as well not have any.
>>40781515I'm not going to be going over 80 miles an hour anyway
>>40781450Why did you let however many threads die?
>>40778920 (OP)Temu has knock offs for 4 bucks.
>>40781179>Do you have a study for that? Women don't prefer half a million dollar cars?Who's going to do that study?
Some will, but it's like bodybuilders. The primary criterion for women is how you look to everyone they know. A Lambo is flashy tryhard, but a Benz is just rich and want a nice car.
>>40778920 (OP)what a stupid fucking wish
>>40778920 (OP)OP, I'll be honest with you, the only way that wish is going to come true is if you invest in SXT and wait until February 2026 to cash out. The problem is you'd have to invest $50k or so. Right now it's at ten cents, so just wait until it hits $1.50, you'll have $750k which will cover the Lambo, maintenance, and bikini woman car washer.
>>40784827I don't have 50k right now....
But I appreciate the advice thank you
>>40784966To get $50k just manifest a (somewhat minor) car accident (where you're not at fault obviously) and then claim neck pain due to whiplash (you can just like, there's literally no way to prove you didn't have whiplash and neck pain, just go to the doctor and tell them) then get a car accident lawyer (no upfront cost, they take a percentage of your winnings) and then bam you get $50k in your bank account.
Then once you do that you can proceed to utilize the method in my post lol
>>40785277How would someone hypothetically manifest a car accident if they don't have a car license or insurance?
>>40786516Be a passenger, simple. But driving daily definitely increases the odds. Honestly though I was just being cheeky, I don't believe in Law of Attraction, I think it's just Confirmation Bias. For example a handsome dude does "LoA visualization techniques" for a month to manifest a gf, and then a girl walks up to him and says hi, he thinks "wow I manifested it!!!" In reality he was just sitting in a social space being handsome and looking approachable lol.
