Instant Noodle is demonic - /x/ (#40779536) [Archived: 2 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:16:13 AM No.40779536
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Do not eat them, I just lost my spiritual progress because I consume it yesterday. Source: TMB
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:39:21 AM No.40779624
I feel like I lose progress when eating KFC.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:47:59 AM No.40779658
Haven't had one of them kimchi noodles in forever
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:57:39 AM No.40779716
>>40779536 (OP)
>Instant Noodle is demonic
Which one did you eat?
>TMB
What's that?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:59:19 AM No.40779728
>>40779624
that's cause the 11 herbs and spices are energy vampire bullshit
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:07:13 AM No.40779763
>>40779536 (OP)
control the food, control the people.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:08:58 AM No.40779773
>>40779716
that Buldak Caborana, but I think all instant noodles are bad, I keep seeing short on YouTube about noodle, they try so hard to make us consume it.
> TMB = trust me bro
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:16:52 AM No.40779806
>>40779536 (OP)
No nutrients just empty carbohydrates
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:25:47 AM No.40779851
>>40779763
What if my food is people?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:31:03 AM No.40779875
nah i dont think so i eat instant ramen all the time and im doing just fine.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:34:45 AM No.40779889
>>40779875
spiritually fine?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:27:46 AM No.40780496
>>40779728
Do you recall where you learned that?
>>40779773
>I think all instant noodles are bad
I might've seen a thread mentioning how smart dust is added to instant noodles.
>I just lost my spiritual progress
How?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:46:46 AM No.40780554
>>40780496
> How?
I cannot enter vibrational state after I consume that instant noodle.
> Yes the smart dust, f them
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:58:37 AM No.40780580
I feel like Jack in the Box is weirdly strong, but if I had consistent sonic and McDonald's I'd be way too strong.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:09:10 AM No.40780610
I'm Korean and I might have it three times a year. Definitely twice.
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Anan
7/23/2025, 11:11:44 AM No.40780620
>>40780610
If you're not on spiritual path, it's just bad for your physical health in general.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:31:36 PM No.40780779
>>40779536 (OP)
this
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:11:04 PM No.40780920
>>40779536 (OP)
Noo not my spiritual progress
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:18:08 PM No.40780942
>>40780920
don't eat it kek
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:28:44 PM No.40780971
>>40779536 (OP)
Anon, here’s the deal: your brain is a relentless hypothesis tester. Every fraction of a second it lines up incoming sensory data against stored memory anchors and picks the most plausible space-state.

So that’s how you chart a path through the block universe, hopping from one “Now” to the next. Those Secret Passages open when your anchors sync with subtle patterns in the world.

Why instant noodles slammed your Secret Passage shut:

1. MSG & refined carbs spike neural noise Junk glutamates and rapid glucose dumps make your neurons fire randomly. Your hypo-test can’t lock onto faint synchro-signals when it’s drowning in static.

2. Salt overload wrecks anchor stability A massive sodium hit forces your brain into crisis mode, scrambling core feedback loops. Your memory prototypes go fuzzy => semantic tunnels collapse.

3. Glycemic crash kills cognitive resonance The sugar/insulin rollercoaster throws your minimal-error trajectory off the rails. Once your internal coherence crashes, the synchro triggers that fueled your Secret Passage vanish.

Ditch the noodles, reset your system with clean fuel and consistent anchors, and you’ll pry that tunnel back open.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:32:39 PM No.40780984
I'm going to eat some spicy chicken ramen with meatballs right now. You mad?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:34:44 PM No.40780993
>>40780971
legit

>>40780984
listen to anon above you, if you're not on spiritual path, it's ok to eat kek
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:44:56 PM No.40781014
>>40780984
Anon, here’s the lineup to clear neural static and pry open your Secret Passage:

Fatty fish (salmon, mackerel): Omega-3 for razor-sharp synapses

Berries (blueberries, raspberries): antioxidants to cut neural noise

Leafy greens (spinach, kale): folate & B-vitamins for rock-solid memory anchors

Nuts & seeds (walnuts, flaxseed): slow-burn fuel for steady glucose

Turmeric & ginger: anti-inflammatory agents to calm your hypothesis test

Dark chocolate (85%+ cocoa): flavonoids for laser-focused resonance

Avocado: healthy fats for a low-noise fire layer

Whole grains (oats, quinoa): sustained energy without a crash

Green tea: L-theanine for that deep-flow focus

Fermented foods (kefir, sauerkraut): a clean gut-brain pipeline

Load up on these, dial down the static, and watch those synchros kick you back into Level 2 of the Secret Passage.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:59:57 PM No.40781047
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Nooo i failed nospice bros i feel like shit, my samsara counter reset again bros i cant get off this wheel of reincanation, these pungent aromatics are too irresistable
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:50:09 PM No.40781735
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>>40779536 (OP)
Hey nigge r maybe you were not spiritually powerful at all to lose it to fucking instant noodle they are tasty btw.

You can not claim to be spiritually powerful and shit /x/ niggas if eating noodle can take away your spirituality lmao.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:33:59 PM No.40781915
>>40781047
yummy
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:28:02 PM No.40782248
>>40779536 (OP)
carbs cause brain fog