I know everything that is to know. I have found the answers to all questions. I'm omniscient. Ask me about spirituality, paranormal, or related topics.

>>40779914 (OP)
cool. how do I get a gf?

>>40779914 (OP)
why we reincarnated?

OK wsup, man
what does it mean when my anime girl dreams almost always start off on a long, rectangular dining table and everyone's having dinner? then it cuts off to a different scene, but those scenes are different

>>40779925
You can not get a girlfriend.>>40779936
There is no such thing as reincarnation.>>40779947
The answer is, anime is gay.

>>40779957
>You can not get a girlfriend
cool. In that case: how do I get my dick wet?

this guy doesn't know shit. i'm out

>>40779969
duh

>>40779969
False. I'm omniscient. I know the color of your shirt.

>>40779914 (OP)
Paranormally speaking what are the winning numbers for tonight's lotto?

>>40779985
I can only give answers that will not interfere with free will and welfare of the common good.

>>40779914 (OP)
Cool, ass face, what did I have for breakfast this morning?

>>40779985
13

>>40779914 (OP)
What are gods?

How do I stop having bad luck, oppression and health problems?

What is causing it?

>>40779987
I can only tell you, ass face, things that won't interfere with free will or constitute no clear provable proof, so as to not make this thing based on proof or verifiable, so that it remains veiled in belief and doubt, against the intruding snooping by some, such as yourself who don't believe.

>>40779975
i was your only believe.... until i found out you were a FRAUD !

>>40779993
Gods are demoniac entities that need prana from food to survive. As they did not get any in Europe, the European gods are all long dead. That's why I always say, good luck reviving "the old gods", lmao.

>>40779999
wasted quads. sad.

>>40779994
Meditate on nothingness, embrace the darkness that lies beyond the veil of your mind. The lack of equilibrium between light and darkness in your life is causing it bro.

>>40779914 (OP)
You have not earned the right, there is no shortcut to enlightenment, learn from this. Be ashamed, you have convinced no one, including yourself.

Why did I post >>40743814 to the best of your estimation? Not willing to rephrase

>>40780011
Haha gotcha!! I got quads, what did you get? Huh?

>>40779999
STFU and help your mom clean the house tomorrow

>>40780018
Interesting. However I got quads, in my own thread. Counter argument? Waah

>>40780028
no advice on my love life, asshole

>>40780020
I am sensing that you said it because you felt the touch of the unknown.

>>40780035
You want to waste seed and also fornicate. Am I going to help you? No, of course.

>>40779994
a) the obvious: diet, exercise and GOOD SLEEP (the last one is crazy important)
b) in case of oppression: move away (best: country side. avoid living close to busy roads or town centers. you want your sleep to be undisturbed)
c) no drugs or alcohol
d) hypnosis helps with your mindset (and with sticking to exercise regiments)

I went through that shit. Stress is fucking aids.

>>40780031
Integrate your shadow, grow as a person, then attempt to approach again. This is my final warning.

>>40780049
Warning? Warning "of what"?

>>40780040
what a buddha you are. are you condemning animals for mating too or are you a prude only for your own species?

>>40780052
Indeed I do. But they have smaller minds, so less guilt.

When will the reign of the messiah come?

>>40780009
What about the goddess in almost all polytheistic religions that holds more sway than any other god in those religions?

>>40780058
This is information I cannot reveal of course.>>40780059
This is simply because feminine energy is more potent than masculine energy.

>>40780060
However masculine energy has its place and can be equally auspicious if directed correctly.

>>40780050
omniscient... You should already know. Do not lay claims to that which is unearned. If you do not understand that I pity you for what you bring on yourself.

>>40780036
Eh, alright. Omniscience which is not oppositional to the idea many forms of existence simply haven't entered in the realm of knowledge is fine; you can refute each threat

>>40780065
Suck my dick you little cocksucker. I know you're unfit for enlightenment. You should know better.

>>40780054
I think the smallest of all minds is yours, fag.

>>40780059
all hail the goddess.

>>40780065
Yeah I'm omniscient. But let's discuss it. What do you think will happen?

>>40780070
Evaluate your motivation for a post like this. Accept that you are not what you still hope to be. This is not a terminal condition. Take your meds and go to sleep. See you in 90 some days.

Can you tell me what's my soul purpose in this life?

>>40780100
your purpose is to listen to Megadeth. Rock On, Ancient One!

>>40780100
Your purpose? That's not my business. You shouldn't ask that to someone else to reveal to you even if they are or claim to be omniscient. Only you can find that purpose.

>>40779914 (OP)
when does it get better for me

Ancient one?

>>40780108
the moment you let go, dude.

Never mind. Thanks for taking the time to answer. Have a nice day

>>40779914 (OP)
> baby's first breakthrough-dose?
Yet you still feel bored and come here for entertainment. The irony.

>>40780108
I won't use my omniscience for this one. If you have depression, you should go into a new place and just relax there. It can be vacation, or whatever. Just change your place, don't stay in your room or your own house or flat, change the place you are at. It will help you recover. When depression kicks in, the biggest mistake is staying at home. I know the depression sort of takes you there, but you want to get happier? Then go away from where you live all the time and relax somewhere outside. I really think this is gonna do great things.

I have a file as proof, but, if the internet cuts off, it means you aren't ready for it.

>>40780116
I just turned off my omniscience so idk what you mean by that. God?

>>40780126
where can i upload a large quicktime audio recording? 36MB.

>>40780119
Nice. You posted a reply that he didn't like posting as me and now he's gonna go back into the depression. You just fucked his life up again. Why?

>>40780126
As proof for what? I won't listen to some weird audio file.

>>40780133
fuck off, mongo. nobody likes you.

>>40780130
Also I got sleep don't worry.

>>40780137
windchime bells playing a tune outside, when there is no wind where I am.

Unless that will spook you out too much. I'll take a survey. If you can handle it, reply to this message with "upload it" or, if that would spook you, say, "that spooky tho".

>>40780140
Damn and this type of faggot tried to give life advice. Peer pressure is not gonna do anything I'm way past that you Cuck.

>>40780119
let go of what

>>40780116
after how many life times do you think wisdom gets boring but those fleeting brilliant moments with your mates really begin to shine?
listen to megadeth. have a good time.

>>40780151
Dude I don't need proof. I know exactly what is up, there are ancient relics of advanced civilizations on moon and Mars and Venus. I believe if you heard a ghost or whatever then that's fact.

>>40780163
I'm telling you,
it's not a ghost,
I'm the one imagining it,
and it becomes true.

there is no spoon,
telekenisis.

>>40780166
Yeah. Real as well. Ghosts and demons have that as well, not impressive imho.

>>40780159
of whatever you are fretting over. you're ok. things are sometimes tough. getting in a cramp about it just drags it out. let go of whatever didn't happen, isn't happening or has or is happening and find something that makes you smile and pursue that.
half the problem is people's mindset and the other half gets fixed by working towards things that are good for you. (that all of course assumes your health and life style are ok)
but generally: moving on is usually a good decision.

>>40780153
you suck.

>>40780190
You suck? Ok. Peer pressure. Why don't you repent? Or something like that.

Hello op here everyone. I lied, I'm obviously not omniscient and don't care what you had to say. It doesn't matter. Life is meaningless for us all equally. Anything I said here was just nonsense as all my words are and your words. There is no truth produced in this forum at any time, except when I sometimes get a higher inspiration. Not you, on the other hand, you post only trash and bullshit just to call you out right now. See ya.

>>40779914 (OP)
What is the code word?

>>40780226
give it up, man. he turned out a fraud.
>>40780222

>>40780183
and I am the Chosen.
(I dunno, shrug)

>>40780237
Now you get it. So who chose you?

>>40780243
Lord of Spirits

> 46.3 And he answered me, and said to me: "This is the Son of Man who has righteousness, and with whom righteousness dwells. He will reveal all the treasures of that which is secret, for the Lord of Spirits has chosen him, and through uprightness, his lot has surpassed all others, in front of the Lord of Spirits, for ever.

>>40780244
But Enoch is non-canonical..?

>>40780244
gae

>>40780244
Somehow, Ozzy and I made a song together?

>>40780251
yeah... I hadn't read it until now.
but... I believe it?
it seems right...

>>40780262
Cool. I feel like I understand Ozzy suddenly.

>>40780226
Goo goo ga ga? Right?

GO GO GAH GAH G-G-GAAAH
GA AH

>>40780279
Go? Go go ga, gah?

>>40780279
(that's not mom, I know)

>>40780285
Who is it then? Go.

>>40780289
A monkey, obviously!

>>40780310
Oh no, that's ooh ooh aah aah.

I take the comment about the suck my dick back, I don't feel that way anymore.

>>40779914 (OP)
shut the fuck up retard

>>40780060
Why are all monotheistic gods male and considered more powerful than polytheistic gods?

>>40780325
I gladly take it over from you. I fucking hate OP with a passion.

>>40780371
and whys that

>>40780347
exorcism rites of the middle east during the bronze age:
demons or spirits were threatened to leave the body of their victims by invoking the power of an allied spirit or your 'homeboy-god' if you so will - which quickly turned a polytheistic caananite wind-god (yahweh) into 'the only motherfucker there is' (also the one who will fuck up all the babylonian gods cause he got like three testicles and then he will reinstate israel)
Pic related. Early depiction of Yahweh on a coin.

>>40780009
>the European gods are all long dead
The European Pantheon is just the Roman Pantheon, which is the Greek, which is the Egyptian. Gods are global and dont "die".

Thats why the New World nation has an Egyptian pyramid on its money.

>>40780377
cause he sucks.