What are some /x/ greentext cliches you hate?
>I never believed in the paranormal until...
>OP is a gun wielding skinwalker fighting badass
>dog immediately detects something's wrong

>it suddenly smelled like burnt pennies/copper
>i got really high/drunk before experiencing this totally spooky thing

>>40780736 (OP)
>"I know you won't believe me, but..."
>"I have insider knowledge/information"
>"It was late evening/night time"
>"Muh Friends start acting weird"
>"Muh 7ft tall figure"
>"Muh glowing eyes"
>"And then everything went silent"
>"We never talked about it again/We don't like talking about it"

Some of those happen to be great happenings. But you probably can’t tell the real stories from the fakes.

>natives/easterners are more "spiritually aware" then the "dumb westerners" who don't believe in the local folklore
>"my father/uncle/grandfather is a real tough guy, and even HE was spooked by this thing..."
>woman or dog can detect things men can't

>>40780736 (OP)
>Seething about attention span after their shitty, bloated novel-length skinwalker story .

>native american knows all about the spirits and can sense it
>grandfather that can banish ghosts/demons/whatever

>>40780736 (OP)
>>40782074
Dogs do detect things, though. For whatever reason. Not in the way that stories usually portray it, but they absolutely do. My dog started howling nonstop when one of my family members died about 10 minutes before we got a call from the hospital. He's a tiny dog that has never howled before or since.

>>40780736 (OP)
>actually, I should mention, my family is actually spiritually sensitive my cousin is a psychic, my aunt is a medium, by grandma was a gypsy and my mother has always seen things….

>>40780736 (OP)
I hate greentexts in general.

>>40781092
>>"We never talked about it again/We don't like talking about it"
Yeah I hate this one. You see something completely unusual and just never mention it to anyone ever?

>>40780736 (OP)
>first letter
>then succybuss

Non comedy greentext stories are boring shit desu

>>40780736 (OP)
>me and my gf went innawoods
>my trad gramps
>we were having a campfire and this edgy stranger came and joins us
>my best friend started acting weird so i left him innawoods