Altar found in woods - /x/ (#40785065)

Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:19:10 AM No.40785065
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Was out walking in a local wildlife area with rivers & bridges all over. A bit after the first bridge I look over to the trees and see something. When I leaned In to look there was a red candle (dark cherry scented) sitting inside a metal tray. The tray itself has what appears to be a goat, sheep, or ram head and inside the tray there was Chinese symbols.

And there was what appeared to be a offering next to the candle & tray. It was a jar of chocolate honey.

The one Chinese symbol I could translate was "wealth". A Google lens search found that the tray itself can be bought on Amazon for $105. But there's no Chinese symbols in the one I found on Amazon.

Cheaking with you anons to see what purpose this altar of sorts served. Might seem kinda dumb but I took it all with me and when I got to my vehicle I took a picture of how it was arranged when I found it.

Anything you retards know would be appreciated
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:24:13 AM No.40785087
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>>40785065 (OP)
Put it back
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:25:10 AM No.40785092
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Here's a closeup of the tray without the candle or anything. Sorry for the first image to be sideways idk why it's like that.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:36:56 AM No.40785161
>>40785065 (OP)
the red one is my grandmas give it back or put it back please
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:40:57 AM No.40785177
>>40785065 (OP)
bro you took it out? shes dead. do not light the candle idk what the honey is but put the candle back the same way you found it.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:43:06 AM No.40785186
>>40785065 (OP)
if the candle was suppose to smell like cherry pie you are fucked
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:44:06 AM No.40785191
>>40785065 (OP)
you will proably die in a car accident soon
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:44:09 AM No.40785192
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>>40785092
The circle with the inscriptions in the middle looks like a coin from the Qing dynasty. Does it come out or is it welded into the rest of the thing?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:47:11 AM No.40785201
>>40785065 (OP)
What is this? Bed, Bath and Beyond for hobos?
The Fairy Queen
7/24/2025, 4:48:59 AM No.40785205
Depending on their belief you either completed the ritual or interrupted it, looks organic to me in either case.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:01:31 AM No.40785265
>>40785192
its a him and hers ash tray the ash falling on the middle signifies the sacrifice one made and promised.
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Cult of Passion
7/24/2025, 5:15:22 AM No.40785345
>>40785065 (OP)
>chocolate honey
Desecrate the alter and sacrifice any pets you have to counter the evil.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:16:25 AM No.40785352
Hey, op here
>>40785161
Wdym it was your grandma's?

>>40785186
Could you please elaborate why I'm fucked? Why specifically cherry pie lmao, the candle was labeled as Dark Cherry

>>40785192
It's part of the tray, one in the same. Appears to be made like that but idk
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:28:24 AM No.40785417
>>40785352
I cant elaborate sorry. Grandma had a garden of sorts a couple apple trees one peach tree and her berry bushes. Just throw the shit away. Or put it back dont take it home anon.
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Fairy Queen
7/24/2025, 5:34:17 AM No.40785476
>>40785417
So, putting it back most usually is not the safest path
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:36:00 AM No.40785488
>>40785265
lmao ok..
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:39:21 AM No.40785516
Throw it away. You don't want that juju or the forest to get bad juju.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:54:14 AM No.40785635
>>40785476
holding onto it is the worst way. Just by bring it about in attention to others is giving it power. Throw it in the nearest river or put it under your pillow and tell us about it tomorrow
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:07:31 AM No.40785720
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Op here, call me retarded all you want but I brought the honey and shit home. And I'm eating the honey, I have zero fear of any gay demonic shit. If anything happens to me after eating this shit I'll let yall know. It taste really good tho I'm not complaining
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:56:56 AM No.40786029
>>40785065 (OP)
Very dumb move. You don't desecrate altars. Very ignorant and according to your law ignorance is not an excuse.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:58:36 AM No.40786042
>>40785720
Can I have your things when you are dead?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:02:16 AM No.40786064
>>40785720
based, should have made it into blue honey with mushrooms and got high off it. Imagine the demonic high.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:04:33 AM No.40786073
>>40785720
Look at this damn psychopath!
Just spooning a jar of honey like there is no tomorrow, diabetus waits for no man
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:12:32 AM No.40786119
>>40785065 (OP)
>Be in a known wildlife walk area
>Find a geocache
>Steal it
>Post about it on the internet

This you?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:30:17 AM No.40786209
>>40785065 (OP)
May punishment for disturbing it and taking it find you faster than you can ever run.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:47:08 AM No.40786467
>>40785720
you better light thew candle or you are a pussy
Cult of Passion
7/24/2025, 8:53:16 AM No.40786489
>>40785720
Desecrate your family members and sacrifice yourself to counter your evil.
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Cult of Namefags
7/24/2025, 8:58:19 AM No.40786507
>>40786489
Remove your name to counter your evil, cringy faggot. Thats not how you use that word
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:20:27 PM No.40787556
Op here again.
Nothing happened, all you guys are retarded. I woke up from a badass dream where I rode a robot dinosaur and atomized Israel.
>>40786042
Sure, just pull up and tell my family some mysterious and I'll pass my sombrero and $5.
>>40786489
Hell naw I love geocaches, ive made a few myself.

My plan of action from here is to astrally project and analy fuck whatever demons or entities were attached to that altar and send them back to their master tail between their legs. I fear not, I've experienced worse demons before probably
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:49:19 PM No.40788281
>>40785087
this

>>40785092


Can't believe you touched that stuff I have seen all sorts of witchy schizo shit out in the woods and ritual things I have the good sense not to to disturb it or touch it. If you get poltergeist or other crap in your life that on you.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:52:06 PM No.40788293
>>40785476


dig a hole put it in a white cloth bag bury it. Pour a circle of salt around it at this point.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:57:52 PM No.40788314
>>40788281
>Can't believe you touched that stuff I have seen all sorts of witchy schizo shit out in the woods and ritual things I have the good sense not to to disturb it or touch it. If you get poltergeist or other crap in your life that on you.
Pretty frakking bold of anon, here, Jesus Christ.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:59:32 PM No.40788322
>>40785065 (OP)
Everybody is raging on you for disturbing it but what sort of occult noob leaves there alter out in the woods with there ritual items so some other jackass can find it? its not like its some artifact that they might want someone to stumble on. Unless the botched a ritual bailed and the area is contaminated which could be a possibility and you walked in on the equivalent of a magical Chernobyl .
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:00:37 PM No.40788326
>>40785635
>Throw it in the nearest river or put it under your pillow and tell us about it tomorrow
This is why /x/ is the best.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:01:52 PM No.40788333
>>40787556
>Holy based
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:02:14 PM No.40788335
>>40787556
>Nothing happened, all you guys are retarded. I woke up from a badass dream where I rode a robot dinosaur and atomized Israel.
Idk why, but I respect OP now.
Fairy Queen
7/24/2025, 7:04:37 PM No.40788342
>>40788293
Putting it in my domain doesn't have any effect since OP officially accepted the offering
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:05:10 PM No.40788344
>>40788342
Take whats offered.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:00:01 PM No.40788870
>>40785065 (OP)
You have to eat the honey and use the candle. You took the offerings, and letting them go to waste will possibly open you to spiritual attacks.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:04:07 AM No.40789892
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It's been over 24 hours now and nothings happened. Whoever setup everything in the woods probably did something wrong or I interrupted the ritual.

This honey stuff is really good, rubbed my nuts on it (I'm not kidding) to fend off any demons or negative entities attached to it. Call me fat but I ate almost all if it to see if anything would happen to me except diabetus.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:07:48 AM No.40789903
>>40789892
What about the candle?
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Fairy Queen
7/25/2025, 12:14:35 AM No.40789918
>>40789903
Please do not eat any mysterious waxy substance
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:26:05 AM No.40789953
>>40789903
I tossed it, they arnt really my thing.
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Cult of Passion
7/25/2025, 12:49:28 AM No.40790022
>>40787556
>I love geocaches
"I love stealing people's shit, I love living in a low trust society where everything has to be bolted down or guarded."

>>40788322
>leaves there alter out in the woods with there ritual items so some other jackass can find it
"If they didnt want me to steal it then shouldnt have let me be able to steal it...its my nature and I expect it from others."

Failed state pseudo-men.

"but no demonz attak'd me for it"
Youre the demon, jacksss....
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:15:02 AM No.40790411
>>40789892
Thanks for letting us know you sret this all up.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:27:47 AM No.40790466
>>40789953
You're going to be haunted by a cherry candle demon.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:39:32 AM No.40790526
>>40790466
the cherry has heard is priming its pit
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:27:59 AM No.40792485
>>40785065 (OP)
FRIEND
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:21:14 AM No.40792639
>>40785065 (OP)
You desecrated some poor retards grave. Feel bad for whatever family put that there