I'm starting to notice my cat look like those grey alien, well just look at their face. picrel

>>40791870 (OP)
looks like someone typed "cat with alien face" into google image search

>>40791870 (OP)
No, your cat is just ugly as sin. Normal cats don't look like soulless gremlins. Btw, they're probably alien like everything else

>>40792225

>>40791870 (OP)
of course they are, they are always reminding you that they can spawn when you think of them.

They are a cosmic sign that time is an illusion, you just have to think of things you want to have and they will come to you.

>>40792330
why 1 million dollars doesn't come to me?

>>40792373
because you don´t produce this probability space.
You need to position yourself in the probability trajectory to get this money.

Start trading OTM options on the monthly basis and read into the infos of stock movements and you have a golden ticket every month to get to a million.

The point is, you have to anchor your reality into having the probability to reach your perfect future.
But it has to be logical.

Just think about the resurrection story from Jesus.

>>40792400
well i'm not a money purrson :D just testing if it's real.

>>40792400
What if I bought crypto shitcoins and they crashed immediately after? I gave the universe a trajectory but at the momenti it's not working

>>40791870 (OP)
the typical "grey" is actually a cat person in something like a still suit from dune.

>>40792428
>furry
>in a bdsm leather suit
>mfw

>>40792422
bro it´s probability space, of course it´s probable that they crash. Use financial engineering to build a perfect hedge and keep going. Every point in "time" is just a new chance to make money, so structure your lifetime in the way you want to life forever.

Financial theory = theory of human decision making = theory of human understanding of reality

>>40792421
it´s like voodoo deaths, look it up.

If you can explain it as a probable solution to someone, which makes logical sense, then it will happen if you keep the steps in line to your goal.

TL;DR: Built a strategy to reach your goals.

You can do anything you want down here, it just has to make sense on a mathematical foundation.

What we know to be cats are actually an advanced breed of biological alien camera. They observe us, they pass judgement and some even experiment in building relationships with humans. Cats contain parasites which will allow them to control your mind if you live with them for too long. There are also some cats who are variants from Hell.

>>40792518
based on my observation of my cat, I couldn't disagree to this, they are just weirdly alien.

>>40792505
>bro just do oculate financial investments
Not the answer I was expecting from /x/. Neither from /biz/ desu

>>40792591
sound like the kind of guy that was put to gangstalk me.

>>40792591
you´re welcome

>>40792596
what do you mean?