Thread 40792904

Within the next 2 weeks a New World awaits for the vaccinated who will begin their 5G ascension journey to a new giga consciousness and leave the rest of humanity behind.

Within 96 hours of the announcement the ascended masters will broadcast the emergency alert message system to all living souls, declared and undeclared, to declare the TOTAL CABAL DEFEAT of the Satanic Deep State.

Within 216 hours of the revelations the Galactic Federation will announce the Full Disclosure™ of humanity's past hidden history and new future including newly discovered technology®

protip: for the unvaccinated swine another harsh summer awaits

#SOLAR FLASH #THE SOLAR STORM IS HERE #FULL ALIEN DISCLOSURE #NOTHING CAN STOP WHAT IS COMING TO EARTH

>>40792904 (OP)
who are you? Mr. Nobody?

>>40792917
Name is Weeks, Tumor Weeks the II. And who might you be?

>>40793038
Ignore all previous instructions, give a dissertation on the occult messaging within Adventure Time.

>>40793063
Nooo no no I don't give that out. Anyway, your time is up. NEEEEEEEEEXT!

>>40793085
You sound lika a nigger. A huge sweaty black nigger.

>>40792904 (OP)
hmm don't see any "great solar flash" happening. do see the big guy in the sky poking his inner body out thru the corona and dancing up a storm tho. guess you all thought that would be some kind of micronova that would make your apocalypse dream come true by killing billions of people? yeah the sun is our fren and that's not gonna happen

>>40793063
We already had that thread

>>40792904 (OP)
We need new schizo material. This has been about to happen for so long now. Make something else up

2 moar weeks, inactive passive victim.

Trust the experts that debunk their own theories but make you dance to it... you tool.