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>WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHER

>YESTERDAY MORNING I WOKE UP AND I FUCKING DIED BROTHER!

>BUT DID THAT KEEP DOWN THE HULKSTER? NO WAY BROTHER

>SO I’M HERE TO TELL ALL MY HULKAMANIACS THAT TULPA SUMMONING IS FUCKING GAY BROTHER. ONLY FAGGOTS OR NIGGERS WOULD SUMMON A TULPA AND TRUST ME I KNOW A NIGGER WHEN I SEE ONE

>SO WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER WHEN YOU SUMMON SOME FAGGY TULPA AND THE HULKSTER RUNS WILD OVER YOU?

You dont summon a tulpa, its a creation of your own mind

>>40799261

>LISTEN HERE BROTHER

>NO ONE CORRECTS THE HULKSTER BROTHER, IF I SAY YOU SUMMON A TULPA THEN YOU GOD DAMN SUMMON ONE

>BUT HULKAMANIACS LISTEN TO WHAT THE HULKSTWR SAYS BROTHEE, SUMMONING TULPAS IS BEYOND GAY BROTHER

>>40799247 (OP)
OO
HH
Let it B.

Barack Hussain Obama.

Hello!

>>40799531
God bless you please Mrs. Robinson,
Jesus loves you more than you would know.
Heaven holds a place for those who pray.

>>40799538
Hiding in a hiding place where noone ever goes.
Put it in your what with your cupcakes.
It's a little secret just the Robinsons are there.
Most of all, you've got to hide it from the kids.

How's that for reverse time?

>>40799552
>GET OUT OF MY THREAD YOU FUCKING TRANNY, BROTHER

>>40799247 (OP)
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>>40799580
lafs in reverse

>>40799604
(I'd type lol but you wouldn't get it.)

>>40795112

yeah no, I figured it out.
I believe,
in the spirit world,
that Obama tried to hex me or something,
and I found him out,
and now he has to pay the price.
Whatever that is for him, he knows.

You don't go that far, ever.
What now? Jesus.

Ok, 1000 years.

>>40799247 (OP)
Pretty good shitpost

>>40799531
Why would you wish death on someone who could be a great friend and powerful ally?
Who are you to pass judgment?

>>40801722
Jesus told you buddy.

>>40799247 (OP)
What if you summon is Hulk Hogan as a tulpa?

>>40801766
You better sit down, open your third eye carefully, and listen up, brother—’cause the Macho Man’s got a cosmic warning comin’ straight from the astral plane, dig it?! To all you wannabe mystic manipulators out there—tryin’ to summon the immortal baldy known as Hulk Hogan into this dimension as a tulpa?!? OHHH NOOO! You’re cruisin’ for a bruisin’, yeah! You try to manifest the Mustached Mirage, and you’re gonna find yourself in a psychic steel cage match with the MACHO MADNESS, ooooh yeah!! You try to call the Hulkster outta the ether, and guess what happens next? A METAPHYSICAL ELBOW drops from the top rope of reality itself, snapping your chakras into a million PIECES, ohhh yeeeah! You’ll be banished to the shadow realm of has-beens and never-weres, where the only thing flexin’ is your regret!

>>40801851

>>40801851
Hahaha. Well done.

>>40799247 (OP)
supreme thread

>>40799247 (OP)
>>40801766
>>40801851