Thread 40799667 - /x/

SmoothPorcupine
7/26/2025, 4:57:47 PM No.40799667
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Why didn’t he just use the force to pull Obi-wan down the hill?
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Anan
7/26/2025, 4:59:04 PM No.40799673
>>40799667 (OP)
because plot, why are you so dense?
and also out of topic, btfo.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:02:19 PM No.40799685
>force grab the other guy's brain
>turn it into pink spaghetti
George Lucas is a moron.
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SmoothPorcupine
7/26/2025, 5:10:21 PM No.40799728
>>40799667 (OP)
Why are you asking? You should have a specific response
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:12:05 PM No.40799738
>>40799667 (OP)
He can't because he was in battle and needed to focus all of his energy, using the force to survive and then Obi Wan fucked his ass with the lightsaber and everyone went home feeling good about themselves.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:15:28 PM No.40799748
>>40799667 (OP)
>Why didn’t he just use the force to pull Obi-wan down the hill?
You thought of that but you didn't think of Obi-wan pulling himself up at the same time?
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SmoothPorcupine
7/26/2025, 5:23:18 PM No.40799788
>>40799748
>pulling himself up
Answer more ask less, you are not contextualizing anything real right now.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:24:18 PM No.40799795
>>40799667 (OP)
Because you can't force pull someone down the MORAL high ground, which is what Lucas is representing in this scene.
MONꓘ
7/26/2025, 5:25:55 PM No.40799802
>>40799738
"Once you power up, you realize that".
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MONꓘ
7/26/2025, 5:27:00 PM No.40799808
>>40799802
sorry. I take it back.
MONꓘ
7/26/2025, 5:28:35 PM No.40799820
>>40799802
that: * <-- star
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:31:41 PM No.40799830
>>40799667 (OP)
Because of his PRIDE
Ob1 CHALLENGED it
"It's over, Anakin. I have the high ground(moral supremacy)"
"you underestimate my power!(knowledge)"
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:33:24 PM No.40799844
>>40799685
you realize that would create a vaccum which requires greater force then a force choke
why vader doesnt just force choke everyone is because force sensatives train to sheild themselfs form this its also why they cant just steal turn off/on eachothers sabers
t lore nerd
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:41:35 PM No.40799879
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_zue7xyPXuE
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:45:25 PM No.40799900
>>40799879
lore nerd here
this is because they have to maintain a focused force sheild around there body to gorund them so that the enemy doesnt push them around or fuck with there saber
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SmoothPorcupine
7/26/2025, 5:47:55 PM No.40799921
>>40799844
See here is the problem

You guys see the force as a superpower, something which needs initiation. A grip strength of infinity just needs the corresponding /will/. And this is fundamentally incompatible with actual concepts of physical motion.

You don't need to protect yourself from force choke. Vader was entirely twisted. Everyone needs to remember he has not /become/ Darth Vader yet; he is still the young Anakin. The ego born from this failure? His mind is not choking whoever dumbass empire military officer

He is choking Obi wan, every single time. His hate for the one he would call a friend
>if only, if only
How things could have been is the deepest regret, and why I can work happily as a time traveler.

You don't need to defend yourself against it because the technique was never actually an attack. It was controlled and orchestrated rage. A novice jedi can offset this easily

The reason you can't destabilize a Jedi comes down to how force is applied

...in the real world

Chi, balance, arrangement. Visualize Siddhartha behind the scenes of a life-sized puppet show, is just a fun tool of instant initiation. You do not need a master to understand basic balance

He would have to do some combination Jackie-chan tier stunt forcing his mass in direct opposition to Kenobi's and his self-inflicted body slam would reach the dumbass jedi ego without fail
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:49:27 PM No.40799929
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>>40799900
I see...
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:50:22 PM No.40799933
>>40799900
darth sidius was an oj as he thought saber combat to be barbaric cult mentality bullshit and prefered just using force magic and the might of men to do his work but used saber combat to mock jebi basically being both better and above there dumb bullshit then they are
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:51:34 PM No.40799935
>>40799844
>>40799900
Checked. Based lore nerd. praise KEK.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:52:57 PM No.40799944
>>40799844
>force sensatives train to sheild themselfs form this its also why they cant just steal turn off/on eachothers sabers
Why don't Jedi just use pistols then and force shield their bullets?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:53:42 PM No.40799949
>>40799921
huh thats allot of text im not reading as you dont get the context
i was responding to that guys hypothetical

this is my response to ops question
>>40799830
it was anikans pride
it wasnt that he couldnt pull him down looking him eye to eye
it was that he was so powerfull (knowledgeable) that he didnt have to
which turned out to be hubris
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:55:30 PM No.40799962
>>40799933
Checked. based.Praise KEK.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:55:35 PM No.40799963
>>40799944
the force sheild only protects against force action not sabers energy or pistol energy
hypothetical it probably is just to difficult so they use there blades to block repel
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:55:59 PM No.40799966
All force users train to resist other force attacks like that, it's the reason they don't just use the force to grab each other's lightsabers. It's one of the most basic things they learn
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:56:35 PM No.40799969
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>>40799944
Haha..."show me how you can handle a lights--" *bam*
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:56:39 PM No.40799970
>>40799944
checked. based.praise KEK.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:56:58 PM No.40799971
>>40799966
>>40799963
Ok but hear me out....turn the light saber off and on again for instagibs
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SmoothPorcupine
7/26/2025, 5:57:49 PM No.40799974
>>40799944
Uhh, it's complicated, legitimately. Learn semiotics or be a genius first, it is a long proof
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:58:50 PM No.40799981
>>40799962
oh dude sidius was such a pompus oj that his senate office where he took meetings with high council members was covered in sith artifacts disguised as art
because he knew the jedi where even more pompous then him forgetting there place thinking the sith died and are but legend now thanks to the rule of 2
meaning the jedi got so fat and lazy they couldnt even tell they where in a sith lords the absolute enemys own home
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:59:38 PM No.40799986
>>40799966
Checked.based.prsise KEK.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:01:27 PM No.40799994
>>40799971
this action would break the grounding letting them open to a force choke or whatever
not impossible just probably something that woould creat to much fuckery for proper show continuity would be cool to see happen once been then a whole entire arch would have to be dedicated to blocking such a move and then that would lead to a foce choke scene where it fails eventually and i guess that just isnt good story
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:02:29 PM No.40799999
>>40799981
damn.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:03:01 PM No.40800002
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Just taking a look...
>>40799999
>>40800000
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:04:11 PM No.40800008
>>40799999
>>40800002
checked
kek praise him
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:04:14 PM No.40800009
>>40799999
Ho shit! Checkem. Praise KEK. KEK has blessed me this thread. Glory be.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:05:35 PM No.40800014
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>>40800009
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:05:52 PM No.40800017
now you guys want to know something sinnister which comes from the latin sinastro left
the father and the sun are the rule of two
the western path of I
the eastern path is AM like the monks of the jedi
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:06:54 PM No.40800022
>>40799667 (OP)
Sage
Not X, off topic
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:08:28 PM No.40800033
>>40800022
Checked.based.praise KEK.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:08:59 PM No.40800036
>>40800033
checked checked

this thread is kek locked
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:09:39 PM No.40800039
>>40799667 (OP)
>Why didn’t he just use the force to pull Obi-wan down the hill?
>>>/tv/
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:09:40 PM No.40800040
>>40800033
Ho shit! twice in a thread.praise KEK.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:10:14 PM No.40800045
>>40800039
read the room this thread is extremely x
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SmoothPorcupine
7/26/2025, 6:10:54 PM No.40800050
>>40800039
Legitimate question in case you believe in gravity.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:11:12 PM No.40800054
>>40800045
>doubles down on being retarded
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:12:12 PM No.40800058
>>40800050
gravity is interesting in that it controls both space via geometry and time via relativity
making it akin to energy
It Vardeh
7/26/2025, 6:12:53 PM No.40800064
So who exactly am I paying/donating to?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:13:16 PM No.40800065
>>40800045
>>40800054
45
54
Praise KEK
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SmoothPorcupine
7/26/2025, 6:15:18 PM No.40800075
>>40800064
Nobody. Mind-computer as you call it is relevant chi
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:16:38 PM No.40800082
>>40800045
>>40800054
>>40800065
Holy shit! Praise KEK.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:16:49 PM No.40800084
>>40800075
chi rho of the flame
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SmoothPorcupine
7/26/2025, 6:18:39 PM No.40800096
>>40800084
Underestimating imagination. Some minds are pure chaos
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:19:42 PM No.40800100
>>40799788
Checked.based.praise KEK.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:20:11 PM No.40800102
>>40800096
Kaos is the root of all Kosmos
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SmoothPorcupine
7/26/2025, 6:21:22 PM No.40800109
>>40800102
Good luck in the puppet eon
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:21:52 PM No.40800112
>>40800109
Kosmos is the puppet of Kaos
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:22:15 PM No.40800113
>>40800100
KEK is here anons. Praise him.Praise KEK. screen shot this thread.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:24:00 PM No.40800118
>>40800113
John 1:13 reads: "who were born, not of blood nor of the will of the flesh nor of the will of man, but of God.
SmoothPorcupine
7/26/2025, 6:24:02 PM No.40800119
>>40800112
...hence why I chose to offer you free luck?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:25:54 PM No.40800132
>>40800119
oh sorry i thought you where being rude
one makes there own luck with saint peters keys
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:26:56 PM No.40800136
>>40800132
John 1:32 John bore witness, saying, I saw the Spirit descending from heaven like a dove, and it abode upon him.
SmoothPorcupine
7/26/2025, 6:27:51 PM No.40800143
>>40800132
Or anything from the tolerant buddha, or primitive understanding of gravity, or having followed the reasoning of my post earlier, or... [.....]
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:29:40 PM No.40800155
>>40800143
seems like youre just using schitzo babble to be rude
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SmoothPorcupine
7/26/2025, 6:31:00 PM No.40800165
>>40800132
Or anything from the tolerant buddha, or with a primitive understanding of gravity, or which followed the reasoning of my post earlier, or...
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:32:28 PM No.40800174
>>40800155
Psalms 155 "Salvation is far from the wicked: for they seek not thy statutes."

ignore the rude boys
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:54:36 PM No.40800337
>>40799667 (OP)
Obi Wan was a more powerful force wizard because he was still a virgin.
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SmoothPorcupine
7/26/2025, 6:56:46 PM No.40800353
>>40800337
See, I actually have to mention Fae for the conflict of interest to make sense anywhere else
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:58:14 PM No.40800362
>>40800353
>Le Fae can't lie
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:58:20 PM No.40800365
Well it’s one thing if Elisha showed some ambition asking for a double portion, even after ignoring the training. “I got this old man”

Wanting Elijahs mantle too, it’s another thing to try to rip his mantle off before Elijah got taken up or try to steal it while Elijah was taking a dump.

Even worse if he was on Mt. Carmel battling Ahab and the prophets of Baal, while hoping to get Jezebel to touch his pp.

Oh was this a star wars thread?
SmoothPorcupine
7/26/2025, 7:01:28 PM No.40800387
>>40800362
Oh, no, they can. Especially the ones which make any response I give a potential conflict
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:04:19 PM No.40800404
>>40800017
Elaborate?
Or first, why is it sinister?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:04:20 PM No.40800405
jedi
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>>40800337
Obi Wan was an incel?...
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:05:30 PM No.40800411
>>40800404
the church isnt about turning sheep into shepards
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:10:54 PM No.40800446
>>40800411
there is the farmer and his son the rule of two
then there is the farm where the farmer collects
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:12:13 PM No.40800457
>>40800446
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%2021%3A33-46%2CMark%2012%3A1-12%2CLuke%2020%3A9-19&version=NIV
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:43:54 PM No.40800654
>>40799667 (OP)
The light side force can only be used for defense and not for killing. Luckily robots are not considered a life.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:00:44 PM No.40800779
>>40799667 (OP)
You must be 18 to post here.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:10:11 PM No.40801233
>>40800411
Checked.based.praise KEK
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:17:10 PM No.40801271
>>40800411
>>40801233
Pay attention anons. KEK is lurking.praise KEK.
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:39:32 AM No.40802755
>>40799667 (OP)
He would still have the advantage.
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:44:45 AM No.40802776
>>40799969
Cant jedi mind read? So to a certain extent they know what you will do before you do it so they can just dodge your bullet
Also pre-cognition and psychic jedi abilities are always in play you just dont see them
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:50:21 AM No.40802807
>>40799667 (OP)
>he had the high ground
Turn your brain on and maybe you will stop asking silly questions.