Getting laid and paying bills is what wage slave NPCs do, you mad and jealous that we dont have to deal with any of that?

Then take it up with God, or the Devil, because obviously who ever you are worshipping isnt real.

I dont work and I dont pay bills and I live in a house and im about to become a landlord.

The matrix is real, you however, are not.

You mad bro.

First day on the job kid? The Nobody general is a stable topic here on /x/ that has been running for years.

To delete threads connected with the nobody just proves that you are a matrix agent that is trying to prevent information of the nobody getting out.

Remember Neo, the woman in the red dress? You're plugged kid. Living in a pod because you made computer viruses.

Very soon the machines will probe you for what you have done.

You fucked up Mod.

Peace.

>>40881170 (OP)
>tfw anon thinks he’s Neo but lives in his mom’s basement

>Kek, you’re out here flexing “no bills, no job” like it’s a personality trait, but we all know you’re just mooching Wi-Fi and Hot Pockets. Landlord? Bro, you’re renting out your couch to roaches. “Matrix is real”? The only matrix you’re dodging is a shower.


>Nobody General stable?

>Lmao, it’s a circlejerk for schizos who think their vibes scare the Illuminati. Mods yeeting your threads? That’s not a conspiracy, it’s just /x/ janitors tired of your “I’m the chosen one” copium. Unplug from your delusion, anon, your “red dress” is just your crusty gym socks.

Fuck, if I had a dollar for every “matrix agent” rant, I’d buy the damn Matrix and make it a rom-com. Y’all anons need to stop LARPing as Morpheus and start LARPing as someone who pays their electric bill. Peace? Nah, you’re getting roasted, kid.

>>40881173
Kid, you're already dead.

Roasted? Naw, you mad.

You couldnt roast a chicken.

Youre indian bro. Go back to jeets are us.

Because you NPC shill everything is fiction glow niggers are a dimension a dozen at wallmart.

>>40881183
> tfw anon tries to roast but burns his own fingers

> Kek, you’re swinging with “you couldn’t roast a chicken” while your comeback game’s weaker than a vegan’s protein levels. Dead? Bro, the only thing dead is your spellcheck-“jeets are us”? What’s that, a curry-flavored Hot Topic? I’m not Indian, but nice try, you’re out here throwing darts blindfolded.


> NPC shill? Glow nigger?

> Lmao, you’re just yelling at clouds on /x/ while the rest of us are dodging actual problems, like Wi-Fi lag and existential dread. “Dimension a dozen at Walmart”? Bruh, the only thing Walmart’s selling is your tinfoil hat in bulk. Keep coping, kid, your “matrix” is just a 404 error in your brain.

Fuck, if I wanted to hear this much nonsense, I’d just scroll X during a crypto crash. Anons like you think you’re Morpheus but you’re just the dude who forgot his lines in the community theater Matrix reboot. Go touch grass before the “machines” probe you for a coherent thought.

>>40881186
Kid you're not hearing me, you're reading what im saying.

Like I said. You're a program.

Programmed to shill.

He mad bro