Thread 40890186

why would a benevolent god create kidney stones?

>>40890186 (OP)
Take evil people out of comission.

What do you think happens when you use millenia old reptilian piss and not creating your own water from scratch?

>>40890186 (OP)
BADASS
also some people deserve them. others deserve them as really cool crystals for the collection of interesting items.

>>40890186 (OP)
Are you a coffee drinker? Coffee is an oxylate. Combined with calcium, you get kidney stones. Avoid excess calcium (from milk) if you want to continue drinking coffee.

>>40890186 (OP)

So you piss blood

>>40890186 (OP)
Each kidney stone you get in this Universe, gets you a free reward in the next life. You'll have an absolute blast, I promise.

>>40890186 (OP)
Because life is painful sometimes

>>40890186 (OP)
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Are you sure He "created" kidney stones or are they just a random mutation in the field of information?

>>40890186 (OP)
thats a beauty of nature your suffering created the wonder of nature if that is yours. otherwise I hope you suffered a alot iuf you didnt ask for it

>>40890502
And what if i don't want this next life?

>>40890186 (OP)
>1pbti
He didnt create it, evil did.
Also when you get away of God ways bad things start to happen.

>>40890186 (OP)
Because that's the demiurge not the real god

>>40890186 (OP)
your world is based on logic, the kidneys can't cleanse magickally here, and so they eventually fail
blame yahweh, and kek inside knowing jews are stuck here

The myriad health conditions are simply a part of the luciferian creation. That is what happens when you sever the subconscious minds of material entities, they become unable to control their own bodies, essentially locking them into a deterministic hell of pain and affliction.

>>40890186 (OP)
Kidneys make kidney stones, not god. Drink less mountain dew gamer fuel.

>>40890807
Too bad, Steven

>>40890807
It's alright, you won't know you don't.

>>40890186 (OP)
Why would you assign God as their maler and not yourself? God didn't made you drink beer and eat all those nitrates, God doesn't order you to oversalt your food, God isn't forbidding you from excercising and taking better chioces with your health and overall life.

Free will comes with consequences, baby. Next time, -don't bite the fucking knowledge fig- if you don't want to realize how much it hurts to grow up across Eternity.

>>40892940
*maker

fucking dyslexia

>>40891226

Goodness, what is with the anigirl GSing. Not complaining tho.

>>40890186 (OP)
if you conceal it in some food for the girl you love and bury a steak in her garden at midnight then she will fall in love with you too

>>40890186 (OP)
Adam's sin brought forth sickness, not God you absolute imbecile.

>>40890186 (OP)
Diseases don't actually exist. You validated it's existence and by doing so you gave it form.
People who are too stupid to understand what this is wouldn't get it.

>>40892940
>God didn't design how you think and make choices

Why call it God then?

>free will
Should have used that free will to chose to be 2000 iq higher with a better ability to make ethical choices while completely ignorant as a starting point... oh you didn't?? Time to recieve an unethical disproportionate amount of various forms of torture...a truly "divine" and "holy" design.

Hmm wait a second... something seems to be illogical and incongruent here, can't quite put my finger on it.

>>40890186 (OP)
My stone is 8mm, near this size.

>>40890186 (OP)
to teach people to eat healthier.

>>40890186 (OP)
In an alternate timeline, kidney stones come out smooth and polished. These kidney pearls become cherished family heirlooms.

>>40893743
often it means someone has genetics that don't process calcium well.