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mr. bruh its back No.41085134 [Report] >>41085168 >>41085581 >>41085608 >>41086262 >>41087754
Why doesn't God play dice with the universe?
Anonymous No.41085168 [Report] >>41085627 >>41087818
>>41085134 (OP)
That beatifully arched nosed elongated curly haired "German" stole the idea of theory of relativity. He worked in a patent office.

>inb4 we wuz Einsteins

Yeah. We wuz
God !!UMwVQOf6CyQ No.41085581 [Report] >>41085685
>>41085134 (OP)

Einstein merely assumed that I don't :
> "... play dice with the universe" ;
whereas I invariably do, on account of
Beelzebub Himself inventing Quantum Mechanics, despite my own better judgement but somewhat inferior powers.

> rolling for a Holy Trinity of threes
Anonymous No.41085608 [Report]
>>41085134 (OP)
He got a Nintendo switch
Anonymous No.41085627 [Report]
>>41085168
While this is true. It doesn’t mean he wasn’t capable of making his own theories.
If he only stole theories then he would have a litany of academic fraud instead of just his patent office thefts.
Doesn’t mean he wasn’t a fraud, just a fraud who was able to also make his own ideas.
Anonymous No.41085685 [Report] >>41085689
>>41085581
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Anonymous No.41085689 [Report]
>>41085685
cap wkpaws
Anonymous No.41085759 [Report]
It's surreal how much these supposedly intelligent people suffered and struggled, trying to somehow fit the existence of abrahamic God into their theories, when their own observations and math insisted He isn't involved.
Pokedream No.41086262 [Report]
>>41085134 (OP)
Read the Book of Job
Anonymous No.41087754 [Report]
>>41085134 (OP)
Of course He does. If anything goes south He just creates a new one. What's the big deal? I mean, it's big deal to us, mortal beings, who are limited in this proto Hell which we call Earth by our Creator. But to God we are dust, sinners, rebels and so on. We have no value. The bible wants you to believe that God loves you so much that he died for you, but here you are still sinning and still having to work and still having to serve. Jesus never set you free. You just become his slave. You exchanged one master for another. One evil for another evil. But your status of motal man, sinner, continues. If God really loved us He would not make us live through this Hell. And don't give me the "good gave us the example of how to live" because Jesus was divine and a human being. He was not like us. He was conceived through the holy ghost with a virgin so it's way different than the way in which we are conceived where our fathers fucked our mom's vagina, in lust. So Jesus is especial and people want to say that God had all our weaknessess, but that is clearly not the case because Jesus could not sin. If Jesus was born just like us then he would sin just like us so God had to do this miracle in order to not have a corrupt body like ours. We are under the curse of sin, but Jesus was never under that curse. He took that curse upon himself in the cross because that's what God wanted him to do and so he did. But Jesus is especial. I would have more respect for Jesus if he was just like us and never sinned. Then I would respect him. But he was half God and God was with him so it's differet. Jesus himself said that he doesn't do anythign by himself, but God does through him so Jesus is being very clear that God is the one doing the works. So it's not like Jesus really had weanknessess as we have. Maybe he had other weak spots, but sin would never claim him.
Anonymous No.41087818 [Report]
>>41085168
Family Guy joke retard