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Anonymous No.41118052 [Report] >>41118058 >>41118136 >>41118146 >>41118152 >>41118792 >>41118812 >>41118840 >>41119631
How can I have a calming aura?
Texas-chan !!xfXk11JS2Xi No.41118058 [Report] >>41118130 >>41118225 >>41118830
>>41118052 (OP)
chill out bro
Anonymous No.41118130 [Report]
>>41118058
unironically yeah
Anonymous No.41118136 [Report]
>>41118052 (OP)
You just need to relax.
Anonymous No.41118146 [Report]
>>41118052 (OP)
Ingest less semen.
Anonymous No.41118152 [Report]
>>41118052 (OP)
I've been told I have a trustworthy face but I don't know how could I help you with this and I also think I look like a monke
Anonymous No.41118225 [Report]
>>41118058
The first post is the best post
Anonymous No.41118792 [Report]
>>41118052 (OP)
Does it seem like other people react to your aura at all right now, already?
Anonymous No.41118807 [Report]
Train your musculature to be relaxed at all times, train your spine to be straight at all times, train your breathing to be slow, deep and prolonged at all times, this may take years of practice (sitting and walking practice).
Anonymous No.41118812 [Report]
>>41118052 (OP)
The first step is not being the kind of person who would post this kind of thread.
Anonymous No.41118830 [Report]
>>41118058
>chill out bro
Cringe. People who say this are usually seething inside and just don’t want to lose control of the current conversation.

The better option is to meditate, practice observing your thoughts and letting them go rather than identifying with them, practice semen retention, don’t engage in social media.
Anonymous No.41118840 [Report]
>>41118052 (OP)
its a trainable skill like all others.
practice. everything you find online will trace back to core principles. find key commonalities and drill them.
also be strong you are a man
Anonymous No.41118893 [Report] >>41118924 >>41118924
This is a guide im working on, not done yet, but it should help with wanting to elevate calm.
Just remember, every interaction is a de-escalation
Anonymous No.41118924 [Report] >>41118939
>>41118893
>>41118893
Red=netanyahu
Blue=Terry Davis "I just want to say that I'm sorry, for having to tell you that I love you"
Green=Steve Irwin
Don't have any ideas for pink
Cult of Passion No.41118939 [Report]
>>41118924
>Steve Irwin
>De-escalation
"I need to stick my finger up a croc's bum to know if shes a beaut if hes a cheeky fella."

Highly escalated.
Anonymous No.41119227 [Report] >>41119236
Anonymous No.41119236 [Report] >>41119249
>>41119227
red guy doesn't look like his eyes smile too. forehead isn't wrinkly
Anonymous No.41119249 [Report] >>41119266 >>41119626
>>41119236
>Red guy
That is Mr Rogers, if you want to look into it more. He is widely retarded as having actually been a really good guy, to my knowledge, and also never had any scandals. Just a guy who actually like kids in the normal, non-pedo way.
Anonymous No.41119266 [Report]
>>41119249
I know. actor on tv pushed my msm during a time without internet to just burgeoning.
Anonymous No.41119278 [Report]
you sure you want it op? people keep venting to me, even strangers. gets annoying sometimes ngl
Anonymous No.41119626 [Report] >>41119728
>>41119249
> widely retarded
We can see that.
Anonymous No.41119631 [Report]
>>41118052 (OP)
I suggest learning to self-hypnotise.
Anonymous No.41119728 [Report]
>>41119626
The fact that my phone autocorrected "regarded" to "retarded" and not the other way around is pretty fuckin embarrassing desu senpai