Thread 41129119

So, a friend of mine recently told me that he was in fact a multi-dimensional dragon who stays on Earth in a human form in order to observ humans. I didn't believe him at the beginning but he convinced me with a lot of arguments and he told me there were other dragons on Earth but, like him, they hide. He said he could transform a few humans into dragon after they iniciated them but he said i wasn't ready for that and that i will never be. But idk, i just want to join them... and i think the only chance i have to get advices is there. I need help :)

>>41129119 (OP)
ask /sci/

>>41129119 (OP)
once you become a dragon you realize you arent even real anon
and whats the point of teaching an npc to be an immortal seems like a way to turn play into competition

>>41129119 (OP)
You should not take people who say such things seriously my friend

>>41129135
/thread

if you really want to be a dragon take a bunch of psychedelics and ride the trip dont let it ride you

>>41129119 (OP)
you need to get dragon blood or flesh and consume it during a eclipse

>>41129155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq9VFAmQYtI

if you consume enough it can be whenever

>>41129119 (OP)
be an angel?

>>41129171
if a dragon doesnt willingly give it to you then you just become a beast with dragon body and not a intelligent dragon

>>41129227
i didnt know it was possible to take a mouth the hidden middle way unwillingly
i hear you get your head chopped off

Once again, someone would like to live somehow differently... and it's rather sad that they, and everyone else, will almost certainly live an ordinary human life without a miracle.
But if such requests are becoming more and more common, surely one day this will be resolved?

>>41129119 (OP)
You can't. You must be born that way. I was born year of the dragon

Do you have a time machine? Because you need to have certain genetics.