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Anonymous No.41380900 [Report] >>41380909 >>41380941 >>41381008 >>41381083 >>41381145 >>41381664 >>41381853 >>41381918 >>41381942 >>41381982 >>41382074 >>41382089 >>41382202 >>41382410 >>41385449 >>41387088 >>41390341 >>41393976
I am the Demon King of the Eastern Sky, ask me anything.
Anonymous No.41380909 [Report] >>41382356
>>41380900 (OP)
Why are you gay?
Anonymous No.41380941 [Report] >>41380946
>>41380900 (OP)
Seems kinda relative. How far east do you have dominion over? Just like the idea of going east? Of sky that is eastern?
Anonymous No.41380946 [Report] >>41380979 >>41381097
>>41380941
Yes, it's conceptual. East = conquered, West = unconquered and free.
Anonymous No.41380979 [Report] >>41380994
>>41380946
So is the larp here that you're Ahriman or whatever he's called
Anonymous No.41380994 [Report]
>>41380979
No. It seems you've misunderstood my name; I am not evil.
Anonymous No.41381006 [Report] >>41381019
??
Anonymous No.41381008 [Report] >>41381019
>>41380900 (OP)
When did you stop taking your Olanzapine?
Anonymous No.41381019 [Report]
>>41381006
You'll find no statues of me.
>>41381008
Amusing.
Anonymous No.41381083 [Report] >>41381097
>>41380900 (OP)
Is Greenwich the Prime Meridian in this case as well?
Anonymous No.41381097 [Report]
>>41381083
See >>41380946
Anonymous No.41381145 [Report] >>41381160
>>41380900 (OP)
Is it true that if someone sneezes and isn’t blessed, demons can possess them?

Also, what is a demon king of the sky most afraid of? It would be hilarious if it was heights.
Anonymous No.41381160 [Report] >>41381188
>>41381145
>Is it true that if someone sneezes and isn’t blessed, demons can possess them?
No, totally made up. I can see the medieval thought process, however. They likely believed sneezing caused a lapse in consciousness, which could lead to possession in a weak person.
>Also, what is a demon king of the sky most afraid of? It would be hilarious if it was heights.
I wouldn't say I have any fears, though I do get startled easily so take that as you will.
Anonymous No.41381188 [Report] >>41381258
>>41381160
What’s a demon kings top 3 favorite things to do?

Top 3 most hated things?

Favorite color?

Favorite animal?

And finally, if you could have one wish, what is it? (No cheating like saying more wishes)
Anonymous No.41381258 [Report] >>41381270
>>41381188
>Favorite things:
Sleep, listening to music, thinking/daydreaming
>Hated things:
Any type of cleaning (I like things to be clean, but I don't like to do it), being in enclosed spaces, being alone
>Favorite color:
Purple
>Favorite animal:
Either the raven or the wolf
>One wish:
For the world to be wild once more
Anonymous No.41381270 [Report] >>41381292 >>41381309
>>41381258
Ah, so the demon king is a gay teenager.

What’s your favorite anime?
Anonymous No.41381292 [Report] >>41381309
>>41381270
maybe Paprika
Anonymous No.41381309 [Report] >>41381367
>>41381270
>Ah, so the demon king is a gay teenager.
Yes I realise how that sounded, but I gave those answers anyway out of a place of honesty. I have a human form, it's an unfortunate necessity these days. The answers there were based off how I've been living. I'm not a teenager.
>What’s your favorite anime?
Not a fan of anime broadly, though I like Jin-Roh
>>41381292
This man is not me.
Anonymous No.41381321 [Report] >>41381352
So what's it like being a demon? Can I become a demon?
Anonymous No.41381332 [Report] >>41381352
Do you find the anime demon slayer to be offensive?
Anonymous No.41381352 [Report] >>41381371 >>41381374
>>41381321
>So what's it like being a demon?
It's fine I suppose. Not near as good as it used to be. As I said I (and almost all others) have to take human form nowadays.
>Can I become a demon?
Somewhat. Humans can achieve immortality and become the popular culture perception of a demon, but you can't become one like me unless God wills it.
>>41381332
Never seen it.
Anonymous No.41381367 [Report] >>41381398
>>41381309

/x/, /b/, Reddit

Fuck one
Marry one
Kill one

Go
Anonymous No.41381371 [Report] >>41381398
>>41381352
You mention immortality, how does one achieve said immortality?
Anonymous No.41381374 [Report] >>41381398
>>41381352
Well spoiler for demon slayer but this guy slays a lot of demons in it.
Anonymous No.41381398 [Report] >>41381419 >>41381671
>>41381367
Kill /b/, fuck /x/, marry reddit.
/b/ is terrible now, /x/ is decent (besides nobody threads), and I have too much fun making fun of redditors to part with it.
>>41381371
I've researched it a bit out of curiosity, the Mithras Liturgy is your best bet, though that won't make you a "demon".
>>41381374
I don't see anything to be offended over.
Anonymous No.41381419 [Report] >>41381421
>>41381398
I heard the demon sky king of the west was a total a hole. Do you agree?
Anonymous No.41381421 [Report] >>41381428
>>41381419
Very funny, but there's not a demon king of the western sky.
Anonymous No.41381428 [Report] >>41381446 >>41381467
>>41381421
Incorrect. I am the demon king of the western sky. And I fucked your mother. Do something. You won't.
Anonymous No.41381431 [Report] >>41381467
so are like a 'demon' of the christian bible or 'demon' in the anime sense of being some mythical being or what

also. why are you on /x/. That's kind of funny that a demon, with power and knowledge beyond mortals thinks he's gotta come to /x/ to waste his time dealing with humans who are so ignorant they could never understand anyways.
Anonymous No.41381446 [Report] >>41381453 >>41381467
>>41381428
> you won’t do anything
Too late, I fucked your dad. Come at me
Anonymous No.41381453 [Report]
>>41381446
:O
Anonymous No.41381467 [Report] >>41381497 >>41381505 >>41381554
>>41381428
No you're not.
>>41381431
I don't know what the anime sense is, but I suppose that. I'm a spiritual being that isn't an angel, isn't a human, and isn't God.
As I said, I and others have to take human form nowadays. /x/ is interesting to me, and it's not like I have anything better to do. I don't think you're too ignorant either. I'm not offering transcendent knowledge, just some (hopefully) interesting facts about myself.
>>41381446
Again, this man is not me.
Anonymous No.41381497 [Report] >>41381550
>>41381467
Top 3 favorite conspiracies?

Also, are you friends with any other demon kings?

Any chance of a demon sky queen of the east anytime soon?
Anonymous No.41381505 [Report] >>41381511 >>41381550
>>41381467
>No you're not.
Yes, I am. It is you who is the fraud. You are no demon king. More like demon peasant, ruler of nothing. Meanwhile, I , the demon king of the western sky shits on your eastern soil and you eat it up
Anonymous No.41381511 [Report] >>41381521
>>41381505
goddamn
western sky demon king is BASED
Anonymous No.41381521 [Report] >>41381527
>>41381511
> BASED
You spelled gay wrong
Anonymous No.41381527 [Report] >>41381532
>>41381521
stay mad, eastern demon cuck of retards
Anonymous No.41381529 [Report] >>41381535 >>41381538
This "eastern demon king" is kind of a sissy bitch, huh
Anonymous No.41381532 [Report] >>41381537 >>41381539
>>41381527
Smite incoming, prepare your asshole foul pretender. Thou insolence shall not go unpunished.
Anonymous No.41381535 [Report]
>>41381529
The western demon king sounds like a jealous bitch
Anonymous No.41381537 [Report]
>>41381532
zozzle
Nothing happened. Not only are you a nothing, you are also powerless. Let me guess, your domain is specifically the skies over India. Imagine the choking disgusting aroma.
Anonymous No.41381538 [Report]
>>41381529
He is.
Anonymous No.41381539 [Report] >>41381544 >>41381566
>>41381532
>Thou
you're using "thou" wrong
retard
Anonymous No.41381542 [Report] >>41381549 >>41381554
Real demonlords donot post in 4chan you are a larp
Anonymous No.41381544 [Report]
>>41381539
Can't really expect any better from the 'tard of the eastern dung
Anonymous No.41381549 [Report]
>>41381542
>real demonlords
Anonymous No.41381550 [Report] >>41381552 >>41381554
>>41381497
>Top 3 favorite conspiracies:
Nazi flying saucers in Antarctica
Donald Trump is a time traveler
Fruit of the Loom mandela effect
>Friends with other demon kings
No.
>Any chance of a demon queen of the eastern sky:
No, energies don't work like that.
>>41381505
There is no demon king of the western sky, and if you were one you'd know I don't have soil, I have sky. It's in the name.
Anonymous No.41381552 [Report] >>41381573
>>41381550
>y-you don't exist reeeeeee
Keep telling yourself that, loser
Anonymous No.41381554 [Report]
No one between >>41381467 and >>41381550 is me. If I need to use a tripcode I will.
>>41381542
Read what I wrote earlier
Anonymous No.41381557 [Report]
chad western demon vs incel eastern demon
Anonymous No.41381566 [Report] >>41381570
>>41381539
Thou is wrong again, thou false pretender
Anonymous No.41381570 [Report] >>41381577 >>41381600
>>41381566
>false pretender
that's redundant
you really need to work on your language skills
Anonymous No.41381573 [Report] >>41381575
>>41381552
Oh that Triggered you
Anonymous No.41381575 [Report] >>41381582
>>41381573
not as much as my existence triggers you
Anonymous No.41381577 [Report] >>41381581 >>41381585
>>41381570
Too busy piping down thoust mother
Anonymous No.41381581 [Report]
>>41381577
Ha, she does enjoy a good piping.
Anonymous No.41381582 [Report] >>41381586
>>41381575
Thou admits thou is triggered? Ha imbecile, thou fell for thy trap
Anonymous No.41381585 [Report]
>>41381577
Got em. That was fire.
Anonymous No.41381586 [Report] >>41381595 >>41381596
>>41381582
Sorry, maybe try your native tongue, since you can't communicate properly in the one you're using.
Anonymous No.41381590 [Report]
Damn the western sky demon is getting cooked. Retreat son, east side all day all night
Anonymous No.41381595 [Report] >>41381598
>>41381586
>maybe try your native tongue, since you can't communicate properly

Man shut your bitch ass up You ol nerdy ass bitch ass wanna be demon lord ass.

Gay ass
Anonymous No.41381596 [Report]
>>41381586
West side taking the L here
East side!
Anonymous No.41381598 [Report] >>41381604
>>41381595
I don't take requests from dirty ass stank ass mortals. Try the eastern "demon". Filth is his domain.
Anonymous No.41381600 [Report]
>>41381570
lol he said work on your language skills. West side demon sky lord is weak af ngl
Anonymous No.41381604 [Report] >>41381608
>>41381598
His domains up your ass son. He’s turning you out. East demon lord is making you his bitch boy
Anonymous No.41381605 [Report] >>41381607
west side
best side
Anonymous No.41381607 [Report] >>41381610
>>41381605
That’s a lie
You high
It’s all about the east side
Anonymous No.41381608 [Report] >>41381611
>>41381604
enough of your homosexual interests
Anonymous No.41381610 [Report] >>41381617
>>41381607
You don't even dwell beneath the eastern skies
Anonymous No.41381611 [Report] >>41381613 >>41381616 >>41381619
>>41381608
Silence interloper. Thou shall take the full might of thy cock as it pleases me hold thou ankles tight. Daddy isn’t finished.
Anonymous No.41381613 [Report] >>41381644
>>41381611
Make him say yes demon daddy.
Anonymous No.41381616 [Report]
>>41381611
I appreciate that you've acknowledged the might of my phallus, but I won't be using it on myself. (really, learn what thy means)
Anonymous No.41381617 [Report]
>>41381610
It’s all eastern sky’s. The west is a lie
Anonymous No.41381619 [Report] >>41381626
>>41381611
bruh you literally just said that you were gonna take dude's cock
Anonymous No.41381625 [Report] >>41381631 >>41381635
Wtf is going here? Why are the demon lords gay now?
Anonymous No.41381626 [Report]
>>41381619
east side
gayest side
Anonymous No.41381631 [Report] >>41381635
>>41381625
OP didn't come prepared with a good larp, so we improvised.
Anonymous No.41381635 [Report] >>41381637
>>41381625
Don't ask me, I'm not affiliated with all this. If you have any actual questions I'm still happy to answer.
>>41381631
If I've answered anything unsatisfactorily let me know, I can clarify. Not larping.
Anonymous No.41381637 [Report]
>>41381635
>Not larping
Anonymous No.41381641 [Report] >>41381643
Ok I have a question for both the west side demon and the east side demon. You can both answer

What is it about being a sky demon that makes you so gay? Why are you threatening to sodomize each other?
Anonymous No.41381643 [Report] >>41381651
>>41381641
Only the Eastern Sky Homo has done that
Anonymous No.41381644 [Report] >>41381649 >>41381652
>>41381613
Fucking kek. This is wild, what’s wrong with you OP.
Anonymous No.41381649 [Report]
>>41381644
He wanted to larp seriously as a demon
got what he deserved
Anonymous No.41381651 [Report]
>>41381643
>eastern sky’s homo
Lmao
Anonymous No.41381652 [Report] >>41381672
>>41381644
That's not me.
Anonymous No.41381653 [Report]
Really explains what's wrong with the east.
Southern Sky Demon King No.41381662 [Report]
It's always like this. Eastern sky Kang is zesty af
Anonymous No.41381664 [Report] >>41381667 >>41381670 >>41381698
>>41380900 (OP)
How does it feel having a dragon ball sounding ass name? and do you feel like you should sue?
Anonymous No.41381665 [Report] >>41381677 >>41381698
>sees demon ama thread
>looks cool, clicks on it
> “hold your ankles and call me demon daddy”
> mfw wtf is this shit

Is this some kind of fetish thread?
Anonymous No.41381667 [Report] >>41381670
>>41381664
I chose the name specifically because of the balls connotation, and I love balls.
Anonymous No.41381670 [Report] >>41381675
>>41381664
>>41381667
Classic west side demon lord behavior. East side don’t play that
Anonymous No.41381671 [Report]
>>41381398
The correct reply is to marry /x/ reddit is a whore and should be killed and /b/ is a slut and a good fuck
Anonymous No.41381672 [Report] >>41381687
>>41381652
The bottom or the top?
Southern Sky Demon King No.41381675 [Report]
>>41381670
>East side don’t play that
He absolutely does.
Anonymous No.41381677 [Report] >>41381679 >>41381683
>>41381665
It was suppose to be an ama but the west side LARPer wanted to fuck around so he found it. I play for keeps Eastside till I die
Southern Sky Demon King No.41381679 [Report] >>41381686
>>41381677
Found out what? That you're a flaming homo? We all found out.
Anonymous No.41381683 [Report]
>>41381677
>I play for keeps
yeah, keeping a dick in yo ass
Anonymous No.41381686 [Report] >>41381691
>>41381679
I roasted you until you flipped sides. Ain’t no south side sky lord. I run this
Northern Sky Demon King No.41381687 [Report] >>41381694
>>41381672
He's a bottom
Anonymous No.41381691 [Report] >>41381696
>>41381686
you don't run anything
Anonymous No.41381694 [Report] >>41381702
>>41381687
I’m the top you know this
Anonymous No.41381696 [Report] >>41381717 >>41381724
>>41381691
I ran a train in your mama. She belongs to the east now
Anonymous No.41381698 [Report] >>41381705
>>41381664
Actual OP here, never seen dragon ball so can't comment on that. I do like being what I am.
>>41381665
Some people decided to turn this into an ERP thread for some reason.
Anonymous No.41381702 [Report] >>41381708 >>41381722
>>41381694
So you're admitting to being gay?
daaaaaamn
demons are whack
Anonymous No.41381705 [Report] >>41381720 >>41381726
>>41381698
>for some reason
because entertaining the whole "I'm a demon king" larp is fucking retarded.
Anonymous No.41381708 [Report] >>41381733
>>41381702
OP here. Yes I am the bottom. AMA
Anonymous No.41381715 [Report] >>41381720
>guyz I'm a demon okay
>guyz srsly pls
>I'm a real demon
>come on guyz :(
lol
Anonymous No.41381717 [Report]
>>41381696
>calls himself a "demon king"
>"yo mama"
You need to be over 18 to post on this site
Anonymous No.41381720 [Report] >>41381728
>>41381705
>>41381715
I don't care if any of you believe me, was just hoping for more constructive/interesting discussion. Considering that far worse threads on this board stay on topic I didn't think that was such a high bar.
Anonymous No.41381722 [Report]
>>41381702
Bully children moderately lol
Anonymous No.41381724 [Report]
>>41381696
>the east
>a train
who could be behind this post
>head wobbles
Anonymous No.41381726 [Report] >>41381733
>>41381705
OP here again, i like men and am not LARPing.
Anonymous No.41381728 [Report] >>41381737 >>41381738
>>41381720
you're allegedly a fucking demon kang! Why the fuck would you hope for interesting discussion on a Taiwanese competitive booger flicking board?
Anonymous No.41381733 [Report]
>>41381708
>>41381726
I’m the OP not these. But yes I am gay
AMA
Anonymous No.41381737 [Report] >>41381741 >>41381745
>>41381728
I answered this already. I've taken a human form out of necessity and I find this interesting.
Anonymous No.41381738 [Report]
>>41381728
he's lookin' for some dick
Anonymous No.41381741 [Report] >>41381796
>>41381737
pics of human form
Anonymous No.41381745 [Report] >>41381749 >>41381750 >>41381796
>>41381737
>out of necessity
what was so necessary about taking human form? Was it to take BBC in the anus?
Anonymous No.41381749 [Report] >>41381754
>>41381745
Watch your words mortal.
Anonymous No.41381750 [Report]
>>41381745
Yes
Anonymous No.41381754 [Report] >>41381764
>>41381749
or what
you have no power here
Anonymous No.41381764 [Report]
>>41381754
This. The children under the western sky can come under no harm from you.
Don't believe me? Just try.
Hahaha See, children, he can do nothing.
Anonymous No.41381769 [Report] >>41381796
OP here, if anyone is looking for a good time, you can find me on easysideskykang.com.
Anonymous No.41381778 [Report] >>41381783 >>41381796
OP, a good larp requires more than just stating that you're some paranormal entity and saying AMA.
Get it together, man.
Anonymous No.41381783 [Report] >>41381785
>>41381778
I am the demon sky lord of the east. If you have a question then ask. I grow tired of your trolling
Anonymous No.41381785 [Report] >>41381791
>>41381783
>I grow tired of your trolling
I really don't care.
Anonymous No.41381791 [Report]
>>41381785
You do though. I have full control over you at this point. Witness my power, I will make you respond
Anonymous No.41381796 [Report] >>41381806 >>41381807
>>41381741
No.
>>41381745
Thank you for the actual question (even if it's not from a genuine place). The simple answer is that humans have much more power than they realise, especially in groups. There's no belief in demons, so it's hard for us to exist in the way we once did.
Humans' thoughts shape reality and collectively humans have decided that anything outside of major religions and science doesn't exist.
>>41381769
This one made me laugh
>>41381778
Not larping, but what else can I give you? I have no exciting feats to perform nor wishes to grant, and I don't want anything from you. All I can offer is memories and knowledge.
Anonymous No.41381806 [Report]
>>41381796
Yeah, maybe if you didn't have such a bitch attitude and stopped sucking all the dick, then people might believe in you again. Do some demon shit
Anonymous No.41381807 [Report] >>41381812 >>41381813
>>41381796
West side sky demon lord here. I just want to apologize for being such a loser in this thread. I just thought because I’m LARPing, you have to be LARPing too. I’m sorry for being so insecure and trying to ruin your thread. Also, when I called you gay, I was projecting. I’m a flaming homosexual. Forgive me demon daddy. The west bends the knee
Anonymous No.41381812 [Report] >>41381818 >>41381821
>>41381807
OP here. Behold, I have exerted my will on this mortal and he hath bend thy knee.
Anonymous No.41381813 [Report] >>41381821
>>41381807
obvious fake
West side doesn't bend the knee to some powerless "demon" too weak to even keep his own form.
Anonymous No.41381818 [Report] >>41381820 >>41381867
>>41381812
you're still using words wrong, yo fucking idiot. What did you do, take the human form of a retard?
Anonymous No.41381820 [Report]
>>41381818
Anonymous No.41381821 [Report] >>41381824 >>41381825
>>41381812
West side demon here. This >>41381813
isn’t me. Someone just pretending. I do bend the knee and would do anything for your forgiveness. And I do mean anything, seriously, any thing dude. Please use me.
West side signing off
Anonymous No.41381824 [Report] >>41381829
>>41381821
East Side Demon King here. I will proudly suck your knob
Anonymous No.41381825 [Report]
>>41381821
Bro. Calm down. Man west wide demon lord is some bitches. Wtf lame ass
Anonymous No.41381828 [Report]
>east side demon can't even keep it up because no one believes in him
what a fuckin' loser
Anonymous No.41381829 [Report] >>41381834
>>41381824
West side demon lord here. Let me suck yours first. I’m so gay and I need it.
Anonymous No.41381834 [Report] >>41381839
>>41381829
East side here. We can do each other at the same time.
Anonymous No.41381838 [Report]
DON'T DO IT, WEST SIDE BRO. He'll siphon your energy through your massive cock to sustain him.
Anonymous No.41381839 [Report] >>41381842
>>41381834
West side demon lord here. Forgive me my lord and please take my ass as tribute to your mighty cock
Anonymous No.41381842 [Report]
>>41381839
I...I've tried to tell you. It is no longer so mighty, now that humans don't believe.
Anonymous No.41381847 [Report]
heh
demons sure are silly
Anonymous No.41381849 [Report] >>41381854 >>41381861
What the fuck even is this thread. OP you are gay af same fagging all of this.
Anonymous No.41381853 [Report] >>41381858 >>41381861
>>41380900 (OP)
Do you use a sword for your martial arts, or do you use a fist style, do you drink any blood to cultivate demonic energy, do you eat any spicy foods
Anonymous No.41381854 [Report]
>>41381849
OP here, you’re right, I’m gay af
Anonymous No.41381858 [Report]
>>41381853
I use the double fist style, because I like to use both hands on the big...well you know
Anonymous No.41381861 [Report] >>41381863 >>41381887 >>41384606
>>41381849
It's not me, see picrel.
>>41381853
Don't do martial arts, when I wasn't a human I had a sword. Don't drink blood. Love spicy food.
Anonymous No.41381863 [Report]
>>41381861
obviously shooped, or used demon powers
Anonymous No.41381867 [Report] >>41381870
>>41381818
Lmao. Anon. Thou means you. Thee means me. Holy fuck you can’t be this dumb. Do you even Shakespeare bro
Anonymous No.41381870 [Report] >>41381874
>>41381867
you used neither of those words in the post I responded to
try to keep up
Anonymous No.41381874 [Report] >>41381878
>>41381870
OP here. You’re right, I’m gay
Anonymous No.41381878 [Report]
>>41381874
We know, gayking. We know.
Anonymous No.41381887 [Report] >>41381895 >>41381899 >>41381901
>>41381861
Do you do anything to cultivate blue chi, since you seem so languid, or otherwise in control for being a demon, I saw a red tongue and a demon with blue skin, maybe try to reach an enlightenment with golden thoughts to change the blue skin like say maybe to black(something along the lines of dark humor or gallows humor like the languidness is all that will ever be, which is unfortunate, I guess) to make better use of the red tongue, or otherwise make it come to fruition
Anonymous No.41381895 [Report] >>41381909
>>41381887
I make good use of my tongue already ;)
Anonymous No.41381899 [Report] >>41381923
>>41381887
I'm not familiar with chi unfortunately, but the difference in temperaments comes down to etymology really. The common perception of "demon" is a spirit allied with evil against God and humanity. I'm not like that (though there are "true" demons in that sense), but there's not really any other good descriptor.
Anonymous No.41381901 [Report] >>41381923
>>41381887
OP here. As semen king of the western sky, there are a variety of ways I cultivate the chi. Which method of extraction would you like the deets? The blue skin is nice but once you go black, well you know what they say, there’s no going back. Also I make use of many tongues in my practice.
Anonymous No.41381909 [Report] >>41381919
>>41381895
The reason that you can't use swords anymore is because you became that blue demon that I saw maybe, maybe because of your "use" of your tongue to tell jokes, Mr double fist style, spending a little to much time joking about instead of, realistically who knows what, but ultimately it's maybe what diverted your Qigong and made you lose the ability to use a sword, and maybe what turned you into a demon in the first place
Anonymous No.41381918 [Report] >>41381925 >>41381964
>>41380900 (OP)
Have you ever lost a duel?

What’s your favorite food?

Which religion is best?
Anonymous No.41381919 [Report] >>41381930 >>41381964
>>41381909
No, it's because I was forced to take human form. I don't care about the sword. These hands now grip the girth of man
Anonymous No.41381923 [Report] >>41381964
>>41381899
>>41381901
Are you two Korean, you both seem so juvenile, maybe try and lay off the banter just a tad, it'll maybe make things go smoother
Anonymous No.41381925 [Report]
>>41381918
Yes

Semen

None
Anonymous No.41381930 [Report] >>41381932
>>41381919
Do these jokes sound better in your native tongue, it's coming off just a little dull, and forced in English
Anonymous No.41381932 [Report] >>41381936
>>41381930
I don't really care how I sound to mortal filth
Anonymous No.41381936 [Report] >>41381937
>>41381932
Did I hit a nerve, hmm???
Anonymous No.41381937 [Report] >>41381940
>>41381936
Not at all. Simply letting you know so you'll stop bitching about it
Anonymous No.41381940 [Report]
>>41381937
Maybe that's fair I suppose
Anonymous No.41381942 [Report] >>41381948 >>41381964 >>41381966
>>41380900 (OP)
How do I fix it?
I feel like something is missing and no matter what i try it doesnt work.
Anonymous No.41381948 [Report] >>41381958
>>41381942
They make gummies for erectile disfunction now
Anonymous No.41381958 [Report]
>>41381948
Already fixed that by cutting out masturbation and porn.
Anonymous No.41381964 [Report]
>>41381918
>Have I ever lost a duel:
No.
>Favorite food:
Hard question, do you mean as a human or as a demon? As a human, steak. As a demon, fire.
>Which religion is best:
None are fully true in the end, Christianity, Zoroastrianism, Tengriism, Hermeticism are closest. Worst is Hinduism, if you believe in Hindu gods/thought I suggest you get out for your own sake. The "true" demons inhabit that. We do not get along, Hinduism is the enemy of the sky.
>>41381919
Pretty sure someone is running a GPT in this thread.
>>41381923
Not Korean
>>41381942
Do you have a hobby? Something to live for? Doesn't have to be big, not at first at least.
Anonymous No.41381966 [Report]
>>41381942
As a cultivator, and apparently immortals, there maybe lies the reality that you need a hobby to pass the time, maybe what you are trying isn't working because it's not meant to work for the life path that you have currently cultivated, Maybe try something useful like cooking and eating more, or trying to make some money, selling things, a side job, anything to pass the time
Anonymous No.41381982 [Report] >>41382009 >>41382069
>>41380900 (OP)
Mind controls the body. Body influences mind (when it's healthy etc.) but doesn't control it.
As above so below.
Only natural to believe that soul controls the mind, but that also means mind can influence it.
Is it possible to skip an instance? How can I use my mind to influence my soul in order to reforge my body? I don't mean anything trans, I want to get stronger and healthier.
Anonymous No.41382009 [Report] >>41382015
>>41381982
Maybe a change to your environment, if you are feeling a type of way in your soul that you want to change how your soul feels, it might be because of a situation that you have yet to resolve, almost like you aren't allowed to feel better until the situation is resolved, because if you did feel better the situation might slip through your fingers
Anonymous No.41382015 [Report] >>41382025
>>41382009
Hmm, I see, makes sense.
I also think that while my perception is in my mind, since mind controls body, and soul controls mind, then it is the soul that wants to use mind to control itself, I probably shouldn't separate them too much, like they're some different beings, because it's all me.
Do you think, though, that it'd be possible to cause an unnatural development in body by willing it?
Anonymous No.41382025 [Report] >>41382032
>>41382015
Sure there are "cheats" or short cuts to take, drinking blood, cultivation of homosexual energy, which is still energy that can be used, the ultimate problem with these styles of cultivation is a lack of wholeness or fulfilment, which literally leaves you just a little empty, or you can do something like eating spicy peppers or body tempering or smoking tobacco, which should maybe leave you fulfilled and sated while also generating qi, as long as you don't leave the activity "unfulfilled"
Anonymous No.41382032 [Report] >>41382042
>>41382025
So you're saying I'd do best to do it straight? I've been hoping for some spiritually richer, more efficient way - a good way, though, I won't stoop down on an evil path.
Smoke is another thing I've been kind of fascinated by lately. Can it be used for good?
Anonymous No.41382042 [Report]
>>41382032
Yeah smoking is fine, it's literally a plant that grows our of the ground so it should be healthy enough and cheap, as long as it doesn't get In the way of life for other people, also if you cultivate smoking tobacco properly you might even be able to breathe fire, give that the tobacco has oil, which is what gets you buzzed or high, which is used as the fuel for the fire breathing
Anonymous No.41382069 [Report]
>>41381982
There is no third "mind". There's body and soul. What specifically are you looking to do?
Also; apologies all, this will be my last post for a few hours as I have human responsibilities to tend do. If the thread is still up when I get back I'll continue answering. Thank you to all who've participated in earnest so far.
The Man No.41382074 [Report] >>41382092 >>41386980
>>41380900 (OP)
Can you prepare a silver cord for me so i can go explore the astral, thanks.
Steven Michael Eiden No.41382089 [Report] >>41386980
>>41380900 (OP)
Did you order the code red?
Anonymous No.41382092 [Report] >>41382094
>>41382074
If you are worried about getting lost, maybe try and overcome the fear of getting lost itself and explore where you end up, instead of trying to return to wherever it is that you are
The Man No.41382094 [Report] >>41382105
>>41382092
There are no accidents, you are never lost, etc
Anonymous No.41382105 [Report] >>41382111
>>41382094
I meant more along the line of returning because of obligation, and instead allowing yourself to wander for the sake of leaving your current circumstances, since it seems like you're all a little burnt out
The Man No.41382111 [Report] >>41382122
>>41382105
If i wander to the east will you be my friend?
Anonymous No.41382122 [Report] >>41382129
>>41382111
Why not, right? Besides the fact that that is not where I reside, I suppose
The Man No.41382129 [Report] >>41382171
>>41382122
you will be there. you will make sure you are there when i am there. then we will be friends. i am lightning
Anonymous No.41382171 [Report] >>41382172
>>41382129
I am the darkness
The Man No.41382172 [Report] >>41382211
>>41382171
I dont fear darkness anymore, i see now that it is the infinite potential of the world before separation, unless theres a scary demon or clown involved
Anonymous No.41382202 [Report] >>41382221 >>41386980
>>41380900 (OP)
What do you recommend for learning more about Sumerian magic?
Anonymous No.41382211 [Report] >>41382214
>>41382172
It is maybe a lack of potential, unless you can light the darkness
The Man No.41382214 [Report] >>41382225
>>41382211
are you saying black people don't have potential?
Anonymous No.41382221 [Report]
>>41382202
Maybe learning sumerian, and then translating the sumerian spells to your native language for ease of use, and also maybe learning geometry, since angles correlate to chromatic emissions like blue or red Qigong, which is an important first step in learning how to cast magic, associating the angles of letters in spells with colors and therefore types of mana
Anonymous No.41382225 [Report] >>41382233
>>41382214
Maybe, if you've ever met one they are like voids of energy that will wring you dry and steal vitality from you, it's not possible to cope with as either a spectator or as the void of energy, unless you can light the darkness
The Man No.41382233 [Report] >>41382259 >>41382264
>>41382225
One of my best friends is black.. good guy, although he might steal my vitality. That's okay though, better to transmute the negativity than run from it, unless they have a gun which you cannot run from.
Anonymous No.41382259 [Report] >>41382263
>>41382233
Transmutation works, so I guess good for you for being strong enough to continue to transmute his negativity
The Man No.41382263 [Report] >>41382279 >>41382307
>>41382259
Its no biggie, hes not fully black. If he was I'd probably pop like a balloon trying to transmute!
Anonymous No.41382264 [Report]
>>41382233
he will steal your vitality and your wallet
Anonymous No.41382279 [Report] >>41382307
>>41382263
Maybe try something "a little cold, and a little hot" to get him out of his funk, I'm drawing a blank as to what that might be, but Maybe you might know, so give that a shot I guess
Anonymous No.41382307 [Report]
>>41382263
>>41382279
Maybe something like dinner and alcohol maybe is what I thought of, something a little hot in the form of maybe food to eat and maybe something cool and refreshing to drink, or like milk and warm cookies if you guys aren't old enough to drink, though it seems like the cookies are a little to sweet to be truly satisfying
Anonymous No.41382356 [Report]
>>41380909
FPBP
Steven Michael Eiden No.41382410 [Report] >>41382440 >>41386980 >>41387474
>>41380900 (OP)
What is your favorite season?
Anonymous No.41382440 [Report]
>>41382410
All of them as long as I'm with the people that I care about
Anonymous No.41384606 [Report] >>41386986
>>41381861
>I had a sword
Are you able to find an image that most closely resembles what it looked like? If not, are you able to generate one?
Anonymous No.41384648 [Report] >>41385420 >>41386986
Do demons look like this?
Anonymous No.41385420 [Report]
>>41384648
thats a daemon not a demon
Anonymous No.41385449 [Report] >>41385629 >>41386986 >>41387469
>>41380900 (OP)
Can you give me good fortune, Demon King of the Eastern Sky?
Anonymous No.41385629 [Report]
>>41385449
There is only the setting of the sun and not much else, so that's cool, I guess
Anonymous No.41386980 [Report]
Hello all, I'm back.
>>41382074
>>41382089
No
>>41382202
I don't have any resources for that personally. Would recommend seeking out a textbook.
>>41382410
Summer, it's when the sky is clearest.
Anonymous No.41386986 [Report] >>41387085 >>41387469
>>41384606
I can try and find one but in the meantime: It's about the length of my arm. Straight (not curved like a katana). Sharp only on one edge, and the end is squared off (no point). The handle is juniper wood, and the crossguard is made of 6 nails through the hilt.
>>41384648
No
>>41385449
Not at this time, sorry.
Anonymous No.41387085 [Report] >>41387182
>>41386986
Can you give me a demon name and title instead, Demon King of the Eastern Sky?
Anonymous No.41387088 [Report]
>>41380900 (OP)
Identity fraud is a crime, OP.
Anonymous No.41387173 [Report] >>41387422
Hey guys, OP here, I’m back after handling some business irl. Had to slide on my ops on the western sky. Bunch of bitches, I peeled their top back like a convertible no cap.

Anyway, East side sky demon king checking in. AMA
Anonymous No.41387182 [Report]
>>41387085
Thou shall henceforth be known as pony boy, associate in training of the eastern sky daddy and you shall bear my cup of wine when thy thirst needs quenching.
Anonymous No.41387422 [Report] >>41387445 >>41387703
>>41387173
Whats your favorite food?

Favorite color?

Favorite animal?
Anonymous No.41387445 [Report]
>>41387422
Hi, eastern sky demon here. Good questions

>favorite food
I’m vegan and my favorite food is squash

>favorite color
Definitely turquoise as it’s the color of my eyes.

>favorite animal
Dolphins for sure. But I also have a thing for frogs.
Anonymous No.41387469 [Report] >>41388922
>>41385449
Hey, OP here. >>41386986 is not me.

Yes I can bestow good fortune but you must provide your true name.
Anonymous No.41387474 [Report]
>>41382410
OP here. Ignore the other that is pretending to be me.

>favorite season

Fall is my favorite season. You may not know this about sky demons but we love pumpkin spice.
Anonymous No.41387623 [Report]
Could I request a curse upon DMA operations Sigonella? Have this shit disbanded please.
Anonymous No.41387703 [Report] >>41393367
>>41387422
Rice (all kinds but especially basmati), orange, and sloths. What are yours?
Anonymous No.41388922 [Report] >>41393367
>>41387469
I don't know my true name, Demon King of the Eastern Sky. Why do you have a pretender?
Anonymous No.41390341 [Report] >>41391412 >>41393367
>>41380900 (OP)
Do you have a demon princess I could marry?
Anonymous No.41391412 [Report] >>41391437
>>41390341
No, I have no family.
Anonymous No.41391437 [Report] >>41393724
>>41391412
Could you find me a demon mate instead?
Anonymous No.41393095 [Report]
bump
Anonymous No.41393367 [Report]
Demon lord of the eastern skies checking back in for the night. AMA

>>41390341
Unfortunately no demon princess would be interested in a mere mortal but you can shoot your shot if you ever encounter one.

>>41388922
Many in this thread are just trolling. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

>>41387703
I don’t do curses anon. They make me itchy.

I’ll be around for a little bit if anyone else has questions.
Anonymous No.41393724 [Report]
>>41391437
There's no point in me doing it, if you want a demon mate you'll have better luck finding one yourself. I try not to contact "true" demons anyway.
Anonymous No.41393976 [Report]
>>41380900 (OP)
Tell the Star that one reclaims redemptiom