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>Trackers:
https://theskylive.com/3dsolarsystem?objs=c2025n1
https://ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/tools/sbdb_lookup.html#/?sstr=C%2F2025%20N1&view=VOP

>latest:
Amateur astronomers are starting to capture imagery of the object again

>Confirmed Anomalies
https://youtu.be/m40gXjIu1x8
>Estimated size:
1-5km diameter probably more
>Estimated Mass:
33 Billion tons
>Probability of retrograde inclination of 175.11°, almost perfectly aligned with the solar system:
0.2%.
>Cumulative probability of making close approaches to Venus, Mars, and Jupiter:
≲0.005%.
>Probability of the object being masked from Earth’s view by glare at perihelion:
7%.
>continued silence from all space agencies

>Check the zeitgeist of /pol/ and /x/:
https://schizodot.wtf/

>Other oddities:
The IAA SETI post-detection protocols just updated first time in 15 years https://arxiv.org/pdf/2510.14506
Size and weight of 3i/Atlas are only estimates.
3i/Atlas deviated its course and speed after perihelion.
Many UAP's have been sighted since 3i detection.
Multiple comets entered the inner solar system since 3i detection.
Increase in solar activity.
NASA caught manipulating data on its Solar Observatory website.
Growing magnetic field anomaly in south Atlantic region.
FAA updated its air traffic control handbook to include UAP reporting
https://youtu.be/Sgm3hNFKEbc
Latest noticings by Shiva Meucci:
https://medium.com/@ShivaMeucci/3i-atlas-is-170-brighter-than-jpl-says-it-should-be-960465ac2f8b

>sauce:
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/@DiegoSanAraujo
https://www.youtube.com/@DobsonianPower
https://www.youtube.com/@TheAngryAstronaut
https://www.youtube.com/@GaleriaDoMeteorito
https://www.youtube.com/@StefanBurns
https://www.youtube.com/@JohnLenardWalson
https://www.youtube.com/@CristinaG
https://www.youtube.com/@RaysAstrophotography
Avi Loeb: https://avi-loeb.medium.com/
Shiva Meucci: https://medium.com/@ShivaMeucci

>>41465248 (OP)
At the time of this bake the schizo dot is registering:
Neutral
Have a pleasant morning, afternoon or evening where ever you may be.

>>41465248 (OP)
I cannot wait until the amateur photos start swarming in

>>41465268
I can't tell who's telling the truth anymore, is it keeping it's trajectory or is it coming at us? so much fucking clickbait

>>41465272
They've started already.
Check out Tiago's stream today in the last thead. A little before 1:30:00.
Also the new guy Ray's Astrophotography captured a good image.

>>41465277
Hard to say. We're probably not going to get official confirmation one way or the other; and even if they tell us one thing, then expect the opposite to be true.

>>41465268
SHTF December 19th and Avi Loeb smile will be bigger than the Grinches

The rock exploded. Now go back to your jobs.

>>41465290
the space ship ejected its out shell

>>41465290
where?! how?! who reported this?! name your sources!

The obsession with baking is extremely cringe

>>41465301
Avi Loeb said it possibly did on his site but also said Dec 19th is when we know for sure

>>41465311
Would you prefer frying?

>>41465290
I exploded all over my hand in my work parking lot :)

3I/Atlas will destroy our firmament so we can receive Saturn's Light/Rays

>>41465282
I´m glad that someone added Ray :D

>>41465322
you may be on the wrong thread

>>41465315
Fried threads sound like failed threads, though.

>>41465339
the 4th interstellar object will happen to be "viewed" through another telescope like all the others

anon, you made a typo in the thread name...

Stephan Burns, now with 100% less Psilocybin (probably):
https://youtu.be/4m11ETo8PHU

>>41465248 (OP)
SOLAR UPDATE

I know some people don't like them, but I'm telling y'all: this would be the best time to come, if the deep state were the enemies of the ayys

why did you change it to 4i atlas you glowie

>>41465379
Kek, oops

>>41465393
It's a typo, smooth brain.

>>41465248 (OP)
Pattern emerging

>>41465407
bake better bread *flips table*

>>41465415
Don't let the door hit ya in the ass on the way out, Karen.

>>41465379
>>41465393
>>41465400
>>41465407
Typo, or foreshadowing?

>>41465248 (OP)
OP here;
So I screwed up the name of the thread.
Apologies

>>41465427
5i when?

OP here;
So I can't stop smoking cock.
Apologies.

>>41465427
Alright, I'll be honest, I had some of Stephan Burns' mushroom tea before I baked.
The horrors that I saw are indescribable.
4i, 5i, 666i, ngl it's gonna be rough, lads.

brb gonna remote view 4i
wish me luck!!

>>41465421
oh I'm staying, just don't make that mistake again or I'm reporting you to hr

>>41465451
Yes ma'am

>>41465438
5i doesn't arrive until we are safely under the heel of the inhabitants of 4i.
At least that's what my vision showed me.

>>41465314
dec19th is only significant if it has stayed on its original projected trajectory, as that woulda been the closest point to earth

>>41465248 (OP)
So why is 1V/borisov not being talked about? It's supposed to be closest to earth today. Did it actually just disappear?

>>41465431
no worries, i never noticed, and now its been highlighted, i dgaf

>>41465493
No, Chris Greene on Tiago's stream this morning was able to capture it.
It's still there.

alright so whats the fucking point of rothschilds et al going to ALL THIS EFFORT to enslave us and make as many people evil with the zionist play?
So they made the greys and had them fuck around for a century with stable 115 and other bullshit.
The did the covid and covid jab nothingburger.
They did the chemtrail nothingburger.
They did the Gaza genocide nothingburger.
They did the ww1 and ww2 nothingburgers.
They did the childrape blood sacrifice nothingburgers.
Like for what?
So they can genocide the entire planet?
Could of nuked everyone at anytime.
So they can get out of this world FTL space tech?
They already had it.
I don't get it?

>>41465505
Thank you, I will put the butcher knife away now and reconsider my decision to commit seppuku

>>41465511
if they really wanted Gaza and babylon 2.0 empire they could have just bought it
they could have just bought a small bunch of land off to the corner near (((saudi))) and built some mcmansions and then bribed every palestinian man woman and child to get move into their new palestinian suburbs the fuck the way over yonder?
I don't get it.
I don't get the stupid weird ass power play evil theatrics.
fucking supervillain larping for no reason while they already knew the secrets to the universe?
I don't get it.

>>41465506
Oh, good. Was worried that one was gonna get memory holed

>>41465290
Rocks don't suddenly explode. If Atlas had exploded, it would be even bigger thing than it just originating from different solar system

>>41465438
Yeah lets have some Intel on the i5!

>>41465339
Welcome to /x/ armchair faggot.

>>41465322
Must be why there doing this.

>>41465524
some people go mad with the realization that it's all a game and become sadistic

>>41465511
They are terrified that they aren't going to have enough money to retire...... Obviously

>>41465571
oh so you know

>>41465562
>golden dome
Interesting.

replace solar in pic rel with Saturn

We invoke JESUS CHRIST

We invoke YESHUA

We utter

TYPHON

Joe Pantoliano breathes CYPHER AOA & THE GREEN DOOR/EMERALD WARLOCK/SMARAGDINE-TUROK-IBIS/TRISMEGISTUS/THOTH-AMON/THE BOOK OF THOTH/SEA OF MAGIC/ARMY OF ATLANTIS upon The Creator/me/all rocks and all plants and all animals and all water in Egypt/all rocks and all plants and all animals and all water from underneath Egypt to the bottom of the Earth/troposphere aboveEgypt/Earth's Magnetic Field above Egypt/CYPHER HORSEMEN OF FAMINE

We summon ATLANTEAN-THOTH DJEHUTI DJEHUTY JEHUTY JEHUTI TAHUTI TEHUTI ZEHUTI TECHU TETU THOUT CYPHER AI


https://targetedindividuals.boards.net/thread/43/truman-show?page=37

>>41465282
So it's confirmed it's nothing, kekmate faggots. happeningfags btfo stay mad!

>>41465248 (OP)
The
>It's just a comet people

Are starting to be more cringe than the ayy bros. Their really trying to convince people it's nothing

>>41465650
>>41465652
See what I mean?

>>41465652
it's a nothingburger retart, it's emitting the water from the surface. it's natural.

You should abandon this general before it proves further that it's a comet.

IT behaves more like a comet now than it did before. now even exploding! rest in pieces it's nothing.

time to go back

>>41465650
>>41465658
>>41465667
See what I mean, ayy bros?
>>41465652

>>41465289
he already stopped smiling on live videos since it proves more and more that it's a natural object. He knows his grifting is over by now. he bragged about his number of followers btw. In one month nobody will be bothering to check his medium site. but maybe another weird comet like this one will pop out next 5 yrs and it will behave the same.

Nuthin ever happens faggot, time to go back to work.

>>41465656
>first radio signal...3i Atlas... hydroxyl radicals
what an odd thing to say

nothing happens unless you either kill yourself your family or your boss and coworkers. Then you have just set up a miracle.

don't wait for (((aliens))) to do it for you incel faggot, do it yourself. you owe it to yourself you owe it to the society.

>>41465652
>muhh... its just a comet bros
>Generated with AI, which can make mistakes

>>41465476
But we already have 4i (AI)
>>41465544
Need to get a hold of /x/ 's psychic assets for this job

Even better, just shoot your local charlie kirk, just like that faggot did. This is how you set off happenings.

kill your nearby CEO of a great company, in a few hours you will appear as an active shooter on /pol/ before you kys. much better.

take this as an advice, retarded doomer. Only if you were a real man, which you arent btw, this is why you browse this shit general. hahaha

Is it true 3i/Atlas really blew up?

>>41465674
you telling me i've got very real genetically engineered reptilian mossad glowies bearing down on my location to ass-ass-in-ate me outside of minecraft for posting crazy schizo theories based on crazy schizo youtuber grift channels about ayyyys that don't exist?
ALL BECAUSE OF A ROCK?
oyyyy veyyyyyyy!

break it down now!
every body hustle!
doo dee doo dee doo do do doo doo!
do the grey man hustle!

the faggot trump shooter browsed /nobody/ general did you know that?

he even posted there.

Make a shitty goodbye letter about the current state of society and kill a celebrity, eventually someone like fag fuentes or something. Then you will be a hero on 4chan and other shit sites. This is how you trigger normies.
You could eventually escape if you're high iq and isolated from society enough.

tell me, which famous speaker do you want to see assassinated next? something like charlie kirk, but more famous than him

Let it go bros.
It is over.

also make sure you delete your search history or drive you retarded zoomoid doomoid milennial nigger.

leave no traces...

Just a rock confirmed. Let it go bros.

good lord the nothingposter/fed shilling has suddenly ramped up exponentially wtf

>>41465611
This is how the pyramids received their power.

Ok fellow 4channers now that its confirmed to be an icy rock, what now??

>>41465734
No, it just has a bunch of jets outgassing. Doesn't stop people from peddling it and saying

>See! Nothing!

Same with the signal nobody talks about

>>41465691
he only did that cause people comment about his smile in every video

>>41465737
They are very insecure about their field. The fact their agencies have managed to operate this long with absolutely no confidence in what they do is no short of a miracle

>>41465760
>>41465775
>>41465764
Proof link??

>>41465777
that comet was filled with shit. retarded poop wrapper.

>>41465777
Signal's actually fake, though, ye of holy trips
>>41465699

>>41465777
Also the magnetic field weak spot over Brazil and Argentina that looks like a big target marker

>>41465777
The signal is just water you fucking mongoloid. Are you retarded or what?

>>41465764
>>41465775
time to abandon this retarded general then.

>>41465777
triple sevens of truth (7's are better mystery numbers than triple 6 i learnt that while funposting!)
guess it's over back to doom scrolling social media and fapping it is then!

>>41465756
erika kirk has an ugly fridge body. she's a butter face. she's a grieving whore.

The most contentious calculations suggest the combined likelihood of these traits in a natural comet is one in a hundred million or even lower.
The Ecliptic Alignment
What it is: The ecliptic plane is the flat "road" where all the planets orbit the Sun. Interstellar objects arriving randomly from deep space should come from every direction, not just along this flat plane.
The Odds: The alignment of 3I/ATLAS's trajectory with the ecliptic plane to within just 5 degrees has been calculated to have a likelihood of about 0.2% (1 in 500) for a random object.
The Non-Gravitational Acceleration
What it is: This is the "extra kick" that pushes the object slightly off the path predicted by gravity alone. For comets, this is natural, caused by gas jets firing off the sun-warmed surface.
The Problem: The non-gravitational acceleration of 3I/ATLAS is large and, crucially, it appears to be directional (locked into the orbital plane, as described in the article). For a natural comet to generate this much acceleration, it would need to have shed a massive amount of material, which has not been fully observed in the debris cloud.
The Close Planetary Pass
What it is: The object's path brings it exceptionally close to Mars, Venus, and Jupiter.
The Odds: The likelihood of a random interstellar object passing close to these three planets, and being unobservable near the Sun (at its closest point, or perihelion), is extremely small, possibly around 0.005% (1 in 20,000).
The "Technological Propulsion System" (Velocity Lock) This is the radio signature recently observed by the MeerKAT Observatory in South Africa detected a razor-thin radio signal locked precisely to the object's speed. This is the observation that is hardest to explain with natural comet physics… pointing toward a highly ordered process that mimics controlled exhaust or a stable propulsion system that could be technological in origin.

>>41465773
I believe it

>>41465800
this is you

>>41465745
>>41465756
>we riled up glowies THIS much
maaan just because it's real life doesn't mean you can't hire good writers or competent glowwers
anyway peace i'm going back to shitposting on /trash/ and /v/

>>41465813
meant for:
>>41465780
>>41465768

y kno what, all of you are like that actually.

>>41465806
Claiming the arrival was “fine tuned” is classic question begging. This is the same bad statistics from “anomaly” number 1, and Steve Desch has pointed out there is hardly anything surprising about a comet in the ecliptic passing by some of the planets. Loeb also calls it anomalous that it gets “close” (not that close really) to some planets, but also anomalous that it is not that close to others. Close, not close, both anomalous! With logic like this, every comet could be said to be anomalous.

>>41465806
>The comet is boring so now we larp
alien bros...

>>41465813
>source (slop intelligence)

Seeing the triple number 666 is often interpreted as a spiritual message indicating that you may be experiencing negative thoughts or worry about aspects of your life.
It is seen as a call to find balance again and to let go of what no longer serves you.
Some interpretations suggest it can be a sign to reassess your mindset and release fear or anxiety.
However, it is important to note that not all perspectives view 666 negatively; in some spiritual contexts, it is associated with the need for self-care and maintaining harmony between material and spiritual life.

The triple number 777 is generally regarded as a positive spiritual sign, symbolizing spiritual awakening, divine good fortune, and the importance of trusting your intuition.
It may indicate that you are overexerting yourself and need to rest, encouraging a focus on spiritual fulfillment.
Some believe it is a message from the universe or guardian angels to seek deeper meaning and inner peace.
In contrast, certain online communities have associated 777 with more ominous connotations, such as demonic influences, though these views are not universally accepted.

>>41465248 (OP)
Why do these threads keeping getting shit on by glowies in the beginning, every time?

Like fucking clockwork.

>>41465806
>brush with the sun
1.36 AU
I hate the fucking press like you wouldn't believe

>>41465825
>anomalous

it just happens. Shit happens, nigger.

this is confirmed , NOTHING. time to stop posting

>>41465824
Well this IS 4chan so...

>>41465838
No need for racism. If you think the aliens would allow you to act like this in the presence of them you are sadly mistaken.

>>41465831
you deserve it for making grifting AI slop videos famous.

>>41465838
Or YOU can just leave? We're having fun with this. If you aren't then bail to the succubus general

>>41465824
Everyone in this thread is like that hoping for something more

>>41465842
well this is 4chan so,, not preddit.
if you dont like, you can go join r/ufo

>>41465854
Yep, it was me. I did it. I invented ai clickbait

Retard

>>41465862
then that's all you have left by now. Because every single trait after perihelion confirmed it's not artificial unironically.
Enjoy lmao, your general will be dead before the end of the year. You will have nothing more to post. don't tell me ur gonna be here until march. lmao

>>41465842
You on the wrong site of the internet fag lmao

>>41465865
these threads are almost always filled with ai slop videos

retard

>>41465734
It shed its rocky carapace and is now 3i/Faggot

>>41465831
they have the best psychologists working with ancient psychology data from the dawn of humanity
you'd think they figured out that just letting us schizo back and forth until we realise we're just circle jerking in an echo chamber with no new material just makes us shut up faster than anything else and everytime they post something that sets us off it bumps the thread both with their both and the ensuing rabid schizo posts that follow
oh and... there's actual circles of people out there with clout and reach and resources and connections having far more deep and nuanced conversations and we're like the low effort neet literal who's who only find out about stuff months later after that circle of people have turned it into a monotized grifttube video


why are glowies even here in current year?

>>41465862
I'm just happy to be here :^)

Isiah did you get your money? Im not seeing any emails yet

is that finnshit still posting in this general?

lmao

>>41465813
Please stop posting this photo of me here

Why is glowie-kun so mindbroken all of a sudden? Everything he doesn't like is AI now.

>>41465813
i look like this and i say this

There's so much shilling, well poisoning, and misdirection because there are an insane number of primary and secondary lurkers in these threads. I'm waving to all of you. Keep reading, researching, and enjoying the ride. Time will tell what 3i is, but in the meantime prepare yourselves psychologically and, as always, just enjoy life.
This is no escape from doing the work on your own life, but the work need not be unpleasant.

>>41465825
>>41465838
>>41465838
>Be not afraid trust in matrix Jesus

Aliens Confirmed!

>>41465885
atlas is gay

>>41465904
It's exhausting watching you faggots autistically discuss A FUCKING ROCK for such little pay

>>41465908
In the end, aka by the end of the year, everyone will know and tell you it s a rock. the end.

>>41465919
Oh, OK lel. Then you can fuck off until then

Just think about it, you are here after 5k-10k years. All this time nothing happened, there were no aliens no giant meteorites no nothing what makes you think that it will suddenly be a large extinction event, right this time? it will continue to be nothing for like 5k more years if not 10k, astronomically speaking. No CMEs, no comets hitting earth... Even AI destruction is more possible than shit lmfao. let's be honest.

hoping in meteors or aliens to come to earth It's like believing in leprechauns.

>>41465948
You can take your pills until then schitso.

>>41465890
Shalom, Asa. Unfortunately, no. The bombing campaign is taking much longer and more resources than expected. Management is also saying we are about to target Iran again, so there is no money for our operation in the immediate future.
Try to keep our goyim agents on target for as long as possible. One was complaining the other night that he had to perform fellatio on his sister's client. Lie to him and tell him I have requested extra funding for mouthwash.
Everything must be done to keep the people thinking it's just a rock. Rock messaging is our highest priority at this time.
Shalom

>>41465950
Dude, this is /x/...

The paranormal board...

What in the hell were you expecting coming here? Damn your dumb.

>>41464986
>>41465067
Heart attack gun
>battery powered gun that fires a dart containing frozen shellfish toxin, which dissolved quickly upon entry into the body
>a nearly undetectable death, mimicking a heart attack. It was silent and accurate up to 100 meters.
>presented during a 1975 Senate hearing

Now imagine what shit they have today. They can 100% kill without detection

>>41465967
you're more dumb for falling for the aliens meme. At least pure hardcore /x/ threads are centered about succubus, vampires, nofap while this shit is centered around some grifting kike and other fags from YT with AI sloppa vids.

>>41465917
i'm paid in loosh dumb ass
i get a loosh hit every time you hit me with a (you) telling me it's a rock and then open my completely useless "secure and private" glowbrowser on my glowcomputer with it's backdoored glowOS running on an (((intel))) glow cpu... like do you see how fucking ridiculous this all is?

YOU COULD HAVE SIMPLY JUST MADE FUCKING CATGIRL SEXDOLLS IN THE OFFSHORE GREY PRINTING UNDERWATER MOBILE CONSTRUCTION UNITS!

YOU FUCKING FOOLS!

YOU COULD HAVE JUST GIVEN US CATGIRLS OUT OF THE GREYDOLL BIOPRINTERS AND WE'D DO FUCKING ANYTHING!

THEY FUCKING ALREADY HAVE BIG OL' GOOGLY ANIME GIRL EYES
YOU
STUPID
INCOMPETENT
FUCKS

how fucking inefficient and sloppy can you be.
everyone fucking knows it was the buff dude in the brown hat and brown shirt you fucking clowns LIKE EVERYONE FUCKING KNOWS BRO

who the fuck is running this new world order shit show?
pick any random /x/ schizo make him a Master Mason, give him the Illuminati secret handshake marry them to a rothschild daughter, whatever, like one month, the least powerful /x/ schizo will right the ship and run a better NWO capeshit super villain global psyop than this

>a rock

Glowie are sadistic psychos and also homosexuals. You have to be a faggot with sadistic tendencies to be a glowie, that's the psychological profile they look for

This is a 1970´s cia spy drone.

>>41465963
>>41465890
nice roleplay lmao. samefag

>>41465967
Sometimes I think glowies really are just retarded, DEI hires, or they trying to provoke people into believing shit more... maybe all the above really.

shoot the comet with a comet gun

>>41465996
larp, yes.
samefagging, surprisingly not.

3I ATLAS confirmed comet LMAOA rotflol

>>41465983
The difference is that aliens are real. Lets ignore ufos and abductions and all that shit for a moment,

Aliens are real. The size of the universe dictates that. At this moment there are shitloads of alien civs out there. Will they ever find us? idk. But they are real. Your whole existence is proof that they are real.

>>41465963
Shalom, Moshe. Understood—the delays are frustrating, but we'll stretch what we have. I've already spun the mouthwash line to the agent; he bought it hook, line, and sinker, no questions asked. Told him it's premium Israeli mint-flavored, straight from the top. He's back on task, grumbling less.

Rock narrative is locked in tight. Pushed another wave of "experts" on the feeds claiming it's a natural formation, ancient meteorite vibes. Goyim are eating it up—#JustARock trending in the controlled channels. No leaks so far.

Hold the line. Shalom.

>>41465248 (OP)
>Sucks jewish cock muh Avi kikelob
4chan is dead

>>41465998
If they were smart they wouldn't troll schitsos on 4chan, that's what 12 years old do

>>41465511
Vampires, anon. Real vampirism is not talked about in this board, only fake hollywood vampirism.
They feed on your suffering, so killing you would kill their food.

>>41465972
This is unironically what made me disregard Phil Schneider or whatever his name was. He claimed the government tried to kill him 11 times in one year to keep him quiet about ayys. He'd have been dead before his first dumb lecture if he had anything.

>>41465998
your rock is a comet

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3I/ATLAS

3I/ATLAS, also known as C/2025 N1 (ATLAS) and previously as A11pl3Z, is an interstellar comet

Seligman further elaborated that chemicals in 3I/ATLAS may not be detectable yet since the object was still far away from the Sun.[98] JWST has since confirmed that 3I/ATLAS is outgassing CO
2, water, and CO.[23][21] On 31 July to 1 August, the Swift Observatory found tentative evidence for water vapor and OH. Cyanide gas (CN) and atomic nickel vapor were detected by the VLT on 14 August 2025 and 20 July 2025 respectively.[24]:1 These substances are commonly found in comets.

qed

>>41466028
Oh, well since Wikipedia says it...

>>41466028
oh shit no way wikipedia said that?
aight my bad, i'll admit i'm wrong, pack it up boys, shows over

>>41466028
OH are the same hydroxils they supposedly discovered in radio signals whatever...

>>41465998
Glowies are lower than reddit mods and janitors. I know that is nearly impossible but glowies are the lowest life forms in existence. Just imagine, you are going to work everyday to lie to your own citizens who pay for you to do that shit. Not just lie but actively betray them and the whole of humanity. Only people with half a brain missing can do such a job. They are barely human.

>>41466040
Just water.

>>41466006
But what about 4i Atlas? Hmm?
>>41466021
Eh who knows why or cares at this point, they're so half assed about it its not like its hard to spot them.
>>41466028
I know my dick is big and hard as a rock but not sure I'd call it a comet, but thanks I guess?

alright now that's over so... epstein where were we on that?

>>41466028
>wikipedia
Its in control of the glowies. We know that User:Chetsford and is ilk are glowies.

baker better make the next general named: atlas confirmed for a comet last edition, at this point.

you're done lol.

new hirise image just dropped

>>41466046
I think they half-ass because they get paid by post and reply.

Substance doesn't matter

I'm still waiting for Merkat audio files WHERE IS IT? Why there is only AI slop on YT talking about radio signals, and no recording? The AI radio signal IS FAKE.
>>41466052
You mean Einstein? Idk, isn't he dead?

>>41466043
Typical government at this point
>>41466052
3i Atlas was on the list bro
>>41466070
AI could do better at this point

>>41466037
Wikipedia can literally be edited by anyone...

>>41466026
His whole story was bullshit. The feds love people like him. There is nothing better than crazy people getting famous in the ufo scene telling retarded stories. Its extremely damaging.

>>41466063
HIS ARRIVAL WAS FORETOLD IN THE ANCIENT MURALS

Also about the qualtrics survey, I'm sure avi kike is just helping another of his students with his homework. They probably use the statistics for a thesis. I wonder what's the number of repliers to that poll.

Man, this is so fake like the mars one scam. So funny..

>>41466070
They replaced the intelligence agents with indian shills. They dont have to know anything. Just give them a handout with shit to say and to do. No questions asked.

You are here forever on earth, doomposting and scrolling while chad's out there and fucking stacy, you're a bitter incel on /x/ hoping for an alien invasion or end of the world. Do as it said here if you want a happening:
>>41465708
>>41465726

Anybody just want a new charlie kirk type happening now? you can tell us.

>>41466063
it would be sooooo funny if he came down looking like a giant pepe

>>41466017
Asa, one last thing I forgot to mention.
Please tell the agent that refers to himself as 'Troonella' to check his emails. We updated the protocols to rock from comet weeks ago, yet he continues to use that outdated trope.
Let him know that I will personally send him to the Russian front lines, where, if he is lucky, he will become a war bride to a drunk angry Chechen.
Shalom

>>41466116
Thanks for actually telling us that you are a glowie. Every anon is here for eternity. They really dont get the brightest for your job.

>>41466129
come on, you hate them, if you wanna go out, at least do it with style! if you're a firearms owner.

I osur u wii no.

>>41466123
stop killing the loosh buzz dude chill out man we're just fucking around
you don't actually believe all the antisemitism and alien talk on here do you?
it's literally larping
which means Live Action Role Play
like it's all make believe
>Aliens come out of giant silver hamburgers in the ocean by being printed
LIKE DUDE LMAO nobody believes this shit /x/ is where we just throw ideas back and forth for our novels and fanfics, entire board is just the theatre kid version of the /lit/ board (/lit/ means literature)

anons are pretending to be glowies btw feds don't come here

it's all fiction and falsehood :shrug_emoji:

They're not even trying
>Muh charlie Kirk reference
>Muh inorganic 60 posts it's just a rock
>Muh actual dedicated slide campaign once we post murdered scientists and tech reveals in schizo hours
You already leaked you can't plug it now faggots. Cats outta the bag

>>41466127
*adjusts wire-rim glasses, voice dripping with saccharine malice*

Oh, *darling* Director, consider it done. I’ll ping Troonella the moment his glitter-encrusted inbox stops auto-filtering anything without a rainbow flag emoji. I’ll even CC the Chechen matchmaker—just in case he mistakes "rock from comet" for some avant-garde drag look.

*Shalom, with a side of schadenfreude.*

>>41466171
What do the kids on 4chins say?
Kik?
Well done my friend, well done.

>>41466139
So now you are trying to incite me to do a crime to actually call the cops on me? Is this what this is?

>>41466162
Its time to start posting the aliens again

>>41466162
I really hope to see something cool soon but I already know space is fake and gay..

Look at this little cute guy, why are they trying to hide him?

>>41466088
Ayys would pick a date to show themselves, that has no symbolic meaning for humans.
Just so you understand, it would be unprecedented.
(Or they "ironically" pick a date known in humanity for an alien invasion... or lack of.)

>>41466088
Checked

>>41466161
>dude chill out man we're just fucking around
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
But this time it's for real, brah.

As in,
>yep, this is probably aliens
but not by schizos, but by scientists, who don't quite want to believe it themselves.

>>41466162
Shit started just before 4:00 on the east coast.
5:00 EST rolls around, not a peep.
I think we can safely assume who was doing that particular flavor of glowing

>>41466244
>>41466232
>>41466221
>>41466211
>>41466202
>Posting the same debunked clips

This is all the ayy believers got? Lmaoo

>>41466269
Hilarious. I'm one of the original baker anons and the one who posted Eskridge last thread. I just had to have a little nap but I've been trying to monitor the different feeds of info 24 hours and post shit that's relevant from my archives. Keep up the good work lads.

>>41466285
o7

>>41466270
Actual Ayys would know these fools exist and no one would believe anything, because of those schizos and the glowies acting against public information.

Therefore, you gotta slip it past them.
>it's all in the trajectory, baby
Everything else is just bonus/technicalities.
But that's first contact, man.
They threw a rock at our window.

>>41466162
>Cats outta the bag
For me its out since 2017. Just laughing at all the shill campaigns in the ufo space while I know that my eyes have seen the real shit.

>>41466202
>>41466211
>>41466221
>>41466232
literally men in rubber suits
you telling me these cute wacky lil funny guys playing around with earthling tonka trucks making "DRSHSHH DRSHSHSH" noises whilst working the levers and going "look at me glibglob! i'm a human!" are the ones that have the entire global nwo military shitting their dacks?
naaaaaaaaah ain't no way

>>41466270
Amazing. Dude im just laughing. I hope you are a troll. The shills cant be that stupid (and funny)

4TH SOLAR FLARE JUST EXPLODED
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
WE ARE ABOUT TO GET GANG RAPED
BUG THE FUCK OUT NOW!!!!!

>>41466312
Source dammit!

>>41466312
Literally just came to post this. Yeah this is absolutely fucked. 4 cmes back to back is insane.

>>41466108
so did israel ever find out half of 4chan is indians just saying antisemitic things and saying conspiracy things so other indians can say the stuff on here then splitting the profits?
half of the antisemitic stuff on the internet is chatgpt bots literally just farming israeli bux

>>41466317
Nta but I’m pretty sure the sun.

>>41466312
It's just a rock it's not a solar flare, stop being obsessed over a solar flare

>>41466312
QRD on solar rape?

>>41466312
>>41466320
qrd i on cme's i keep hearing about em then nothing happens

>>41466333
Anon the sun just farted 4 massive CME’s right at us just like it’s been shooting at atlas this whole time

>>41466337
We literally had an anon be like "call me when it's an X5 flare" and we got one two days later. Each flare is a magnitude of 10 times higher than the previous class. There are 5 classes. X is the last.

The sun is currently doing some God's of Egypt tier wackadoo bullshit.

>>41466063
Here's the real one tho.

>>41466350
>how you want you sun rape
>Ra

>>41466346
Sun farts.
Sun farted four times.
Fart wind coming in our direction.
Fart wind gets captured by Earth's magnetic field.
Fart wind glows.
>humans call this
>'Aurora Borealis'
There's a time delay between (the Sun's Coronal) Mass Ejection and its arrival at Earth's orbit.

Theoretically, these could create so-called Carrington events, where your electric grid shuts down.
And maybe your electronics get fried, idk.

>>41466304
The one you see here >>41466323
is using optical camouflage. Very advanced rubber suit.

When it is visible it looks something like my pic. Why do I know this? Because I have studied several 1000´s of reports about them while you have just a handout from your boss. Tell your boss you need some better jokes on your instructions.

Nothing's gonna happen, it's just a rocky comet.

space snow, nordics ayys

2M views on the Rogan vid and counting
Normies will inevitably begin to go dafuq?

>>41466358
Also
>each one gets here faster than the last because of less resistance
>this will cause insane seismic activity

>>41466312
I knew about the 3rd one that's supposedly supposed to overlap with the other two, there's been a 4th now?

>>41466372
Japan is already getting wobbly as hell.

>>41466358
so the sun just braaps on us and all we can do is wait?

>>41466358
>mossad psyop alien bio engineered death squad elite assassin units have caused four max strength solar flares to knock out the global power grid so they can brainwash me into being a patsy in a D-tier fringe political celebrity public assassination for my anti-sims 4 and alien propaganda shitposts on the 4chan /x/ board...
>over a rock.
dude

>>41466390
Lay the crackpipe down

>>41466361
It's just a rock and that is obviously artefacts caused by compression algorithms.

>>41466361
It's just a rock. Stop being obsessed over a guy in a rubbersuit.

>>41466410
There was no compression in the original uncompressed 4k video.

>>41466361
It's a guy in a rubbersuit. Stop being obsessed over a rock.

>>41466387
People in charge have been extra sus about the sun since solar cycle 19, that one had some insane spikes and flatlining during minimums. US government especially has been very careful to steer science away from questioning the sun's overall stability, considering colossal flares or even nova events (or micronovas, whatever you want to call them, same thing) could explain ice age cycles.

>>41466361
It's just a rock.
>>41466367
Nordics do not exist.
>>41466387
The sun is not "braping" solar flares are very common and can't actually do anything it's another conspiracy theory by the tinfoil hat wearing mentally ill people on this board and in this thread.

>>41466433
well i looked up a video on it and it sure looks like its farding and shidding itself

>>41466433
Kill yourself, elgin. Yer an embarrassment.

>>41466430
This. Don't trust the government. Don't trust the authorities

>>41466424
It's just a rubber, stop being obsessed by a rock in a guy in a suit

>>41466433
>>41466444
>LYING VIRGIN FREEMASON DUBS VERSUS CHAD TRIPS OF DOOM TRUTH

>>41466430
is that why the sun is white?

Sorry fags, it's been debunked, just a comet

Pic rel.

Still talks on the space weather forums about more potential solar flare activity from AR 4274. Which was immediately active as the Sun turned towards Earth, indicating it was likely active/formed on the far side in late October. C/2025 N1's perihelion was October 29th. More than likely a coincidence, but...

If you were an entity looking to approach a technological civilization, you might consider knocking out their power before you get within striking distance. I wouldn't blame them. I know our current cabal wouldn't willingly relinquish control. And they more than likely know this.

>>41466433
>solar flares are very common
Indeed. Multiple ones being aimed directly at Earth and overlapping when they hit isn't common, though.

>can't actually do anything it's another conspiracy theory by the tinfoil hat wearing mentally ill people on this board and in this thread
Carrington event is a conspiracy theory, now? That thing fried terrestrial electronics, get something that's a solid fraction as harmful as that and our satellites are fucked with no feasible way to repair. Something even stronger than a carrington-tier event is very much possible, though unlikely, but considering it's only been about a century and a half since we've been hit by one, they can't be all that uncommon.

>>41466474
You retards have been shilling this solar flare apocalypse for fucking decades and it NEVER FUCKING HAPPENS. Let it go already man, take care of your kid. Get a real hobby. Faggot.

Is it here yet? Is it gonna blow up civilization yet?
There is so much AI slop on the tube these days that it's nylon impossible to find anything of value when it's a swamp of fabricated AI stories all around it. Lately I've even seen them expand into Russian and Chinese to and create AI slop channels on them too

>>41466416
So the family had a hoax prepared. Including rubber suits. But they had to wait for a "meteor" to land in their property. 10 mins after that happened they started the hoax. The acting was so good that at one time 3 armed males reacted with innate fear to something charging at them. And because it was so funny they called the cops in an emergency call. And because that epic hoax was so good they never went public.

Only later when the 911 call was discovered through a FOIA request, the media started to engage the family. The family never wanted this but at this moment they had to go public. And because the hoax was so epic, the police started to install camera systems around the property of the family. When this was discovered the police stated that they did it becasue the family was harassed by people about the alien hoax. The funny fact about this is that at the moment when they installed the cameras the story was not yet known because me media did not know about it. And because the family was so much harasses the police quickly dissembled the cameras in a night operation after it was discovered.

The family sold the property. The 2 cops are still not back in service. The camera feed of the cops fades to black once they enter backyard. Official explanation is that they dont release video of the people and the property. issue is that before it cuts to black they already filmed the people and the front yard (part of property)

I can go on becasue this is only the intro. But you dont care becasue you are paid to be stupid.

>>41466358
>Sun farts.
you rang?

so has it turned towards us or not?

>>41466496
It's hiding behind the chimney in the first pic. Are you seriously this retarded?

>>41466507
brraaaapppppp

>>41466508
3i Atlas?
Maybe
3, possibly 4 solar flares?
Yeah, they're comin' right at us.

>>41466518
give me some beans

>>41466522
He's lyin' man, I can't afford beans, all I got is rice

>>41466515
>ad hominem
Do you have to use it when you have completely failed and are in shit hit the fan mode? Because at that point you have already lost. You cant steer the flow of information anymore. Do they really pay you guys?

>>41466470
>climate change scientist

>>41466485

Struck a nerve. Also, I never stated anything about an apocalypse. Just that it would be a sensible strategy.

But let me guess, you know everything there is to know about everything so your retarded ass opinion needs to reign dominant?

Nah, you are a retarded monkey just like the rest of us. Barely one step above the animal kingdom and currently barreling towards self-extinction. We had better hope something intervenes or there won't be a human race in 100 years.

>>41466515
Last thread anon did get insane gets when he posted that it's the equivalent of a frat boy. And lest we forget the thread image of picrel
Maybe they're goofy ayys

ITS COMING RIGHT FOR US!!
ITS HAPPENING
THIS IS BROS!
WE ARE SO FUCKED

>>41466358
you forgot to mention, that these are X class flares.

that's more like taco bell, protein bowl farts.

>>41466544
bro that was posted in the future how'd u get it also checkd

>>41466542
I want to have some fun. I go into attack mode when shills attack me.

>>41466496
yea the police gave them an epic prank pass because it was just a prank, they do this a lot

>>41466544
"Sir the dish u had given me is incomplete!
There is no nothing on my nothingburger!"

>>41466496
you guys keep referncing this can u post the vid or something never seen it

>>41465248 (OP)
>UPDATE

okay, so....who had cannibal sun on their bingo card?

>>41466544
>sensationalist headline with no source

Why are glowies even trying anymore??
Dont they know that we cant be fooled anymore?? Dont they know the watchers have become the watched?

>>41466601
That's a confirmed scammer account shilling 3i atlas crypto coins.

>>41466601
The fuck does that even mean?

>>41466572
>NRS 207.245, the crime of misuse of the 911 system, reads “It is unlawful for any person knowingly or willfully to make or cause to be made any telephonic access to an emergency telephone system if no actual or perceived emergency exists.”
>If you violate NRS 207.245, you are guilty of a gross misdemeanor.
>If convicted of the misuse of 911 services you may be sentenced to up to one year in jail and up to $2000 in fines.
If your prank is epic enough you wont be punished for misusing the 911 call in nevada.

>>41466604
https://m.economictimes.com/news/international/us/3i/atlas-on-its-way-to-earth-again-will-interstellar-visitor-pose-a-risk-to-humans-heres-latest-observations-claims-and-science-behind-comets-activity-december-19-lowell-observatory-nasa-harvard-university-speed-increase-colour-change-and-non-gravitational-acceleration-alien-spacecraft-new-telescope-images/articleshow/125259844.cms

>>41466626
It says it's just a rock lmao.

>>41466161
>feds don't come here
LOL

What if the aliens are conscious rocks?

What if every rock on earth is actually an alien?

>>41466652
>What if every rock on earth WAS actually an alien?
that's a fact

>>41466652
then the aliens are already in my ass

>>41466654
Yea ok schizo next you're going to say all the water on earth was aliens too.
Take your meds.

>>41466646
Like the Gems from Steven Universe?
Why are you gay?

>>41466671
water has conscious memory though

I can't believe it's just a fucking rock. You niggers convinced me it was ayy. Man fuck you guys, I quit my job for nothing.

>>41466678
Gays have not invented colors.

>>41466671
water is alive glownigger

>>41466671
>>41466681
>>41466695
https://www.simonandschuster.com.au/books/Hidden-Messages-in-Water/Masaru-Emoto/Masaru-Emoto-Legacy-Library/9780743289801
https://www.vedaaustin.com/product-page/the-living-language-of-water-digital-version

>>41466690
Hes GLOWING!!

>>41466694
>>41466695
>>41466700
Glow colors memory say

Next time you have a smoke. Lay down and look up into the sky. Then think about that you are actually not down but up and everything you see in the sky is below you. Its just gravity holding you from falling into the sky.

>>41466732
>he believes in "gravity"
Lmao the 1700's called they want their theory back

dubs for loli fox girls

>>41465963
oh by the way moshe, is the approved ratio of 'its a rock' to 'its a comet' 4:1 or 3:1? i forget, a sheynem dank

>>41465248 (OP)
>UPDATE

for the ones not paying attention

>>41466732
>>41466748
>>41466749
loli called sky

well for 11/11 it was kinda disappointing hahaha

>>41466748
What stops you from falling into the sky?

>>41465990
they remote-control real insects these days

>>41465248 (OP)
>UPDATE

turns out we are being invaded either by Marvin the Martian, or the Great Kazoo!

>>41466754
update

>>41466754
Explain like I'm also retarded as well

>>41466754
I don’t understand what he’s trying to say. What a faggot for being condescending.

>>41466755
Pedophile alert

>>41466760
Pure spite

>>41466771
>>41466776
>>41466777
sun control update

>>41466760
density

If dubs aliens probe my anus

>>41466751
There is no approved ratio.
Check your email.
'It's a rock is the ONLY acceptable shitposting allowed at this time.'
Anyone who continues the 'it's a comet' trope from earlier this year will be terminated with extreme prejudice.
I hope I have made myself clear.
Shalom, agent
Shalom, agent.

>>41466792
3i/Anus would never

I’ve been thinking about why it would go slow.

Other than to show it’s a non threat. Is it possible that ftl travel interrupts the atmosphere and dangerous near alive beings.
In addition how would they prevent from crashing into a destroying things during ftl? Do they need to send out probes every however many years to make sure there’s nothing in the way?

>>41466763
>no tail

Literally an image from a video titled 'Comet 3i Atlas got a BIG SMOKING TAIL'.

Not calling you retarded, but that 'Surajit' is definitely a dipshit.

>>41466355
this is the real deal, leaked earlier

>>41466763
>Blurry photo
>Obvious tail
>X account ran by a scamjeet


Lmaooooo sure ok

retard glow update

>>41466837
Why did you post the picture of a pebble? This looks exactly like a random rock at the park

>>41466764
>>41466771
>>41466776

alright, one more time:

>Carrington event
The sun farted to fucking hard in our faces, in 1859, that it made power grids explode and everyone everywhere see colors in the sky. it was Kino.

>Temu
shitty online store that sells you cheap shit

>add it together
smelly fart, but not a day-killer

>>41466864
Will we get aurorars anon

The Sun just burst with many major solar waves that will combine over Earth starting on Nov 12th. Scientist don’t know the full effects but they can range from amazing to major. And no this is not a joke or fear mongering, it’s news, it’s science.

So 3i Atlas shot plumes of an unknown material into the sun, at such a fast rate it bent the solar winds… the after that the Sun let off three major waves that will cross to create a giant wave …these types of combined waves are rare but have more pressure to earth so it may cause evolution or harm depending on the stability of earth. This is why the whole vibrate higher thing was never a trend, it was an instruction

Now, we have Star seeds on Earth who don’t know that that is real …and not just real but the most important thing on earth right now ….the grid must be held up through fields you can’t see that you effect with your thoughts, your feelings and behaviors at certain points on earth

But it’s up to you to listen to your intuition …and to know that the first sign you have a super power …so if you keep following that sign you will blossom more ..the shift is really real people …all eye on 3 I …many miracles

>>41466864
Even if it's not as strong as that event it might still affect or weather and earthquakes.

>>41466864
Carrington Temu fart, glow update. anon

>>41466885
Are you a bot or just retarded

>>41466878
Wish I was as delusional to believe this shit, I wish super powers or some sort of ascendency was coming but the reality of it is, is that life is boring, bloody and disgusting. END OF!

>>41466892
Anon normal people waking up would be a superpower in this day and age.

Drone sightings

https://apokalypsis.net/

>>41466885
not a glowie. I just truly believe that IF Ayys were to come, it would be during a major solar storm, since it would fuck with our systems enough for them to do whatever they want to do (good or bad).

>>41466891
Update, sun ...and

Now, Star update retarded ...and gay, glow. combined waves sells you cheap shit. anon. ...and Temu fart Carrington. Update

>add it together
You home, mine. We stay effect with your thoughts ...and we super power ...so keep following us.

gay glow retard

>>41466864
Does the dickhead not factor in how weak earths magnetic field is? Downplaying and being dismissive of this is brainlet level shit

>>41466878
these ayyyy really know how to kill a planet don't they
-lmao

>>41466878
It's literally the 12th right now. Nothing has happened.

>>41466924
https://youtu.be/o0zHqtcx4Lc?si=5swkUvrArQPY4Mls

It’s happening

>>41466856
if you squint it does kinda look like a rock, you're right

>>41466939
>Does the dickhead not factor in how weak earths magnetic field is?
That's what they do, they downplay things as much as they can by omitting factors, such as how three of these things are going to overlap when they hit us, or our magnetic field being a sped at the moment. Carrington was x45, so it won't be as bad as that probably, but our magnetic field also was a lot more solid at that point.

>>41466619
with all this sun brapping crypto about to go buhbye NGMI
t. nocoiner

>>41466924
Copenhagen Airport, Denmark: September 22nd
Oslo Airport, Norway: September 22nd
Mourmelon le Grand Military Base, France: September 22nd
Aalborg Airport, Denmark: September 24th
Skrykdsrup Military Base, Denmark: September 24th
Aalborg Airport, Denmark: September 25th
Sonderborg Airport, Denmark: September 25th
Sanitz Military Base, Germany: September 25th
Esbjerg Airport, Denmark: September 25th
Karlskrona Archipelago, Sweden: September 25th
Kiel Naval Shipyard, Germany: September 26th
Amsterdam Schiphol Airport, Netherlands: September 27th
Vilnius Airport, Lithuania: September 27th
Karup Military Base, Denmark: September 27th
Valajaskoski Power Plant, Finland: September 27th
Bronnoysund Airport, Norway: September 28th
Bronnoysund Airport, Norway: September 30th
Equinor Sleipner Gas Field, Norway: September 30th
Munich Airport, Germany: October 2nd
Elsenborn Military Base, Belgium: October 2nd
Munich Airport, Germany: October 3rd
Geilenkirchen Military Base, Germany: October 8th
Brandenburg, Germany: October 18th
Palma de Mallorca Airport, Spain: October 19th
Alicante- Elche Miguel Hernandez Airport, Spain: October 27th
Marche en Famenne Military Base, Belgium: October 29th
Berlin Airport, Germany: October 31st
Ostend Airport, Belgium: October 31st
Kleine-Brogel Military Base, Belgium: October 31st
Deurne Airport, Belgium: November 1st
Kleine-Brogel Military Base, Belgium: November 1st
Kleine-Brogel Military Base, Belgium: November 2nd
Bremen Airport, Germany: November 2nd
Brussels Airport, Belgium: November 4th
Liege Airport, Belgium: November 4th
Kleine-Brogel Military Base, Belgium: November 4th
Florennes Military Base, Belgium: November 4th
Heverlee Military Base, Belgium: November 5th
Hannover Airport Germany: November 5th
Gothenburg Airport, Sweden: November 6th
Brussels Airport, Belgium: November 6th
Melsbroek Military Base, Belgium: November 6th
Liege Airport, Belgium: November 6th 7th 8th 9th

It's just a rock...

>>41466994
OMG ALL OF THESE ARE VIABLE RUSSIAN TARGETS! THE ALIENS ARE WORKING WITH THE RUSSIANS!

>>41467003
The Russians have said these aren't theirs.

>*sigh*
Anyhow, it just means there's water vapor in the coma.
That is all.
>Loeb using 'radio signal from $COMET'
>instead of 'radio signals of $COMET' (or rather lack of)
I mean, the second one comes intuitively, if you understand the material, right?

If digits then the grey I saw was real

>>41467011
>The Russians have said these aren't theirs.
You can't be this retarded.

>>41467023
You don't see greys. They see YOU

>>41467018
>Anyhow, it just means there's water vapor in the coma.
Meaning for example
>natural comet completely random
>natural comet thrown by Ayy
>"bottle rocket" shot by Ayy (picrel)
>Ayy-ship faking comet-appearance
are still "viable" possibilities.

>>41467042
Not really viable when aliens don't exist though.

>>41467047
Wow, you seem adamant about that.
I have no idea, bruh.

>>41465410
buy the dip anon

>4chan is just one big ol Is-Be honeypot
WHY IS THE WRITING SO BAD THIS SEASON?
literally phoning it in!
>final episode is titled "The Rock"
>guest star cameo is Dwayne Johnson as the reptillian King of the Old Empire
>final episode outro played by Van Halen
*yawn* change the channel marge

It’s over.

>>41467038
bro is literally doing a jig behind her look at the frames at 0:21 he's dancing

>>41467047
Even wet blanket career astrophysicists admit that extraterrestrial intelligence likely exists. It's a statistical statement based on the size of the universe more than anything, but still, even they don't adamantly deny it outside of a few very vocal assholes. Glow smarter, not harder.

>>41467074
nothing ever happens
it's just a rock

>>41467074
Yay
See you lads on the other side.

>>41467083
You mean those lying instituations that do nothing but lie to siphon taxes lie about aliens!?

>>41467085
CMEs are not rocks you fucking retard

>>41467074
Digits and it happens and this is THE event 3I/ATLAS is here for. Buckle up anons.

>>41467003
NATO is instantly intercepting every russian asset even jsut skimming its border. But when the russian assets are above our military bases its totally fine. We actually stop usign the base and wait for the russian asset to move away.

>>41467074
OH SHIT
https://x.com/SunWeatherMan/status/1988400309325230140

>>41467094
Yes, those same astrophysicists who are working overtime throwing a wet blanket on the 3i/atlas discourse generally do believe that ETs exist in at least one of the buttfuck ton of galaxies besides ours, if not in our own. Point is we don't fucking know, all we can do is make statistical statements until we observe something we can't deny or isn't easily hidden.

>>41467047
Hey it saint smoothest of brains. How atheism going for you. If space is a perfect vacuum, how do (((comets))) and (((spacecraft))) use conventional rockets to propell them? How does that work in a vacuum? Space is water, earth is one of almost 200 firmaments all sitting on a flat galaxy with many ice walls and giant oceans.Hubble telescope was designed to spy on gods throne, so they can sabotage the rapture. There are any races, and the top esholan are the "custodians". They are coming to reset our asses. We are to woken to thr real reality.

>>41465248 (OP)
>UPDATE
1V Borisov is still in the game, baby!

>>41467117
oh...that's a better update

https://gizmodo.com/radio-signal-crushes-alien-theory-about-interstellar-comet-3i-atlas-2000684262

>The astronomers who identified the signal posted a brief description of their findings on The Astronomer’s Telegram, a website where researchers announce new astronomical discoveries. They explain that MeerKAT detected lines of radio absorption by hydroxyl radicals (OH) at two different frequencies: 1,665 megahertz and 1,667 megahertz. This indicates that 3I/ATLAS was behaving like a normal comet as it zipped around the Sun last month.

Does that really debunk NHI theories?

>>41467074
>>41467117
The "invent AI get raped by a solar flare" meme is unironically real
Everyone download a copy of Wikipedia and the apks of whatever apps you can that support Bluetooth and RF communication. Source local stores that have power banks, panels and things like RFID scanners so you can open up the vaults of the old world if we get electro fucked. Maybe download some local almanacs so you have historical data for seed planning. And topographical info wouldn't be bad in case the caps melt and the oceans rise dramatically
>It's a me, apocalypse

>>41467157
>between 1665 and 1667
so 1666 then?
dude coooooome ooooooon

>>41467137
>They are coming to reset our asses.
Yeah, I bet you'd like that

>>41467074
Why is Ben being so dramatic??
>The Carrington CME is thought to have sustained Bz≈-150 to 200 nT for ~8 hours or more, with solar-wind speeds exceeding 2000 km/s.
This is good. I love seeing the auras in the south.

Just farted out an alien solar storm on anons face.

>>41467173
> no you

>>41467074
Came back up.
-47.09 at present

>>41467074
MAD MAX TIMELINE LEST GO!!!!!!!

>>41467139
Of course it is, only Mushrooms burns said it disintegrated.

>>41467180
>ignoring the current lack of strength of our magnetic field

>>41467189
Another nothingburger lmao

Nothing ever happens.

>>41467137
It's not a perfect vacuum you idiot. Space is always bubbling on the quantum level. Read a book.

Hello anons. Im the remote viewer, who plugged into atlas Saturday night. Pic rel is what the fibonacci looked like as it screwed into my frontal cortex.

>>41467205
>mfw the "nothing ever happen" faggots have been using their magic to protect us from actual life ending scenarios

>>41467212
Fellow remote viewer here I remote viewed into your mother asshole last night.

>>41467214
Always have been.

>>41467206
Ok what about temptress then. Why do satellites work so well in space? Why doesent fluid static pertaining to earth? Sony questions.

>>41467180
Carrington event tier storm isn't needed to buttfuck our systems, that one was overkill and set fire to shit caused electricity to jump to people nearby. If we're just concerned about things like satellite systems or temporary terrestrial blackouts, much less than that is sufficient.

maybe its ok?

>>41467232
nothing ever happens

>>41467220
Ok ed gein. How was her 40yo rotted corpse asshole? Did you get your tiny micro cock hard enough to herk off you incredible faggot?

> YWNBAW

>>41467200
I'm not ignoring it anon. I'm kinda sorta shit posting, but he does seem a little overly dramatic tonight. What are your thoughts? Genuinely asking you your opinion.

>>41467204
Shit's pretty sick right now.
You may get your wish.

>>41467236
log on a hog

>>41467242
It was her souls asshole she had returned to her prime form so her asshole was perfect it was tight yet puffy. Your mother must have bleached her asshole when she was younger.

>>41467232
>Hehe it was nothing after all sorry for being a hysterical little bitch

>>41467204
You don't want this to happen. It's not strong enough to cause instant death, but if this does affect electrical systems enough to require repairs, things are going to be gay as fuck for a while.

I've added in the new solar data and cleaned up the bake slightly, pic related

>>41467274
Good this existence is beyond souless. People will either form worthwhile communities or die in chaos.

>>41467244
See>>41467204

>>41467285
>>41467159
do this man, be a strong leader in the Mad Max world, make it Rad Rex instead or something

anyone know how the soul prison actually works?
how is our body and where we are reborn chosen?

>>41467295
>roll the dice, and therefore be lucky.
>belief makes it real
>will it into being

>>41467281
I hoped you changed the name back to 3i.
I still feel I dishonored myself, the OP, and the board after the horrible mistake I made with the title.

Tbh senpai going back to the stone ages would be sick as fuck

>>41467285
Second one is vastly more likely, considering how much most people depend on the internet and modern tech for just about everything, mental health included. Widespread chimp out guaranteed.

>>41467303
you made this thread really fun, good job fellow Is-Be

>>41465248 (OP)
Um guys what is the proton flux at https://www.swpc.noaa.gov/products/space-weather-overview doing right now

>>41467303
don't worry about it anon
to err is human after all. helps us learn

>>41467318
Nice.

>>41467315
>>41467319
TY. You guys are awesome.

>>41467274
I hope it hits tbqh

>>41467306
>going back to the stone ages would be sick as fuck
Up until your appendix bursts

>>41467306
This. Can you imagine seeing the stars again? It would be amazing!

>>41467338
I don’t have insurance either way lol

>>41467303
>for ayy
i too love and welcome our clearly technologically superior overlords

>>41467330
You too fren

>>41467318
Line do be going up. Only minor hiccups for satellite systems and minor radiation risk for people doing EVAs or flying in aircrafts if it goes up into S3 range.

>>41467281
Cool. Trondheim reporting in. We've had some nice auroras couple of last weeks, I guess this one will be pretty kino if it's not too cloudy

>>41467377
wait a second, aren't there astronauts stranded in space right now? chinese guys?

>>41467394
No because space isn't real.

>>41467394
yes.

>>41467396
>>41467399
...I'm gonna go with the guy with the dubs.

guess the fantastic four is gonna get its own chinese ripoff

I dont care as long as trains will stay functional.

>>41467403
https://youtu.be/S1D65NMBfmo?si=-AAMArmbXiC7DqQP&t=18

gonna bake, 369 replies seems like a good a time as any

>>41467408
That's a hard job, but sun farts are very light, so it shouldn't be a problem.

>>41467394
They just need to make sure they're not spacewalking and they'll be safe from particles, ISS is designed to keep them safe from most storms as long as everyone is inside.

>>41467425
aren't they in their own craft since it was damaged on re-entry and not even on a station

>>41467422
Good. Its nice to know that I can let a train redeem me whenever I feel like it.

NEW BREAD

>>41467442
>>41467442
>>41467442

>>41467431
If that's the case, I don't know. Even so, S3 isn't anything life threatening if it stays in that range, looks like that's where the line is heading and claiming S4 or higher at this point would be theoryposting.

>>41467420
appreciate you, anon

>>41467454
I appreciate me too

>>41467137
get a physics lesson

>>41467274
digital ai panopticon goes boom? oh no.

>>41465248 (OP)
Good pic

>>41465886
disinfo
grifttubers pull material from here.

>>41466795
Goddamn it old man, I need my money and I NEED IT RIGHT NOW.
My Doctor discontinued my HRT due to non-payment and I'm growing hair on my face, ON MY FACE, ISAIAH. It's so bad the Holhols keep asking if I want to be the damned bearded lady in their circus ffs!

You pay me or I'm going to blow the lid off this entire operation. I will tell everyone on this planet that 3i Atlas is really rock aliens riding a comet straight towards Earth and there are no Elves, no Cherubs, and no Goddamned Futa Cat Girls coming to save them now or ever!

Wait, what's that noise? GET OUT OF MY TRAILER. NOOOO UNHAND ME YOU BRUTES!
NOOO I can't go to the front lines. Anything but-- ACK!

>>41468117
i knew keeping this tab open would result in something kek

>>41468139
Looks like he got exactly what he deserved.
Now, everyone on the same page about it just being a rock?
Good.

>>41466961
So let me get this straight...this wierd object goes behind the sun and a sunspot opens exactly where it went and now that same sun spot is flaring earth and i can see the aurora boearlis from my kitchen window rn and i have never ever seen this shit before not even in 2024

Thats one hell of a coincidence

>>41468409
>and i can see the aurora boearlis from my kitchen window rn
pics with timestamp or it didnt happen, also draw a pikachu with tits on the paper too

>>41467285
Thankfully due to diversity being our greatest strength we will come together as one harmonious community when shtf

>>41465290
>Now go back to your jobs
how can i....... i'd rather die