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4 SOLAR FLARES IN A ROW, X5 LATEST ONE

>Trackers:
https://theskylive.com/3dsolarsystem?objs=c2025n1
https://ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/tools/sbdb_lookup.html#/?sstr=C%2F2025%20N1&view=VOP

>Confirmed Anomalies
https://youtu.be/m40gXjIu1x8
>Estimated size:
1-5km diameter probably more
>Estimated Mass:
33 Billion tons
>Probability of retrograde inclination of 175.11°, almost perfectly aligned with the solar system:
0.2%.
>Cumulative probability of making close approaches to Venus, Mars, and Jupiter:
≲0.005%.
>Probability of the object being masked from Earth’s view by glare at perihelion:
7%.
>continued silence from all space agencies

>Check the zeitgeist of /pol/ and /x/:
https://schizodot.wtf/

>Other oddities:
The IAA SETI post-detection protocols just updated first time in 15 years https://arxiv.org/pdf/2510.14506
Size and weight, 3i/Atlas deviated its course and speed after perihelion.
Many UAP's have been sighted since 3i detection, military failing to shoot down or address.
Multiple comets entered the inner solar system since 3i detection.
LARGE Increase in solar activity.
NASA caught manipulating data on its Solar Observatory website.
Growing magnetic field anomaly in south Atlantic region.
FAA updated its air traffic control handbook to include UAP reporting
https://youtu.be/Sgm3hNFKEbc
Latest noticings by Shiva Meucci:
https://medium.com/@ShivaMeucci/3i-atlas-is-170-brighter-than-jpl-says-it-should-be-960465ac2f8b

>sauce:
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/@DiegoSanAraujo
https://www.youtube.com/@DobsonianPower
https://www.youtube.com/@TheAngryAstronaut
https://www.youtube.com/@GaleriaDoMeteorito
https://www.youtube.com/@StefanBurns
https://www.youtube.com/@JohnLenardWalson
https://www.youtube.com/@CristinaG
https://www.youtube.com/@RaysAstrophotography
Avi Loeb: https://avi-loeb.medium.com/
Shiva Meucci: https://medium.com/@ShivaMeucci
https://xcancel.com/SunWeatherMan
adding this for easy access to this bake: https://xcancel.com/SunWeatherMan

cant believe im asking but i would appreciate a link to the discord, since the last thread the glowie/nothingposter spam has gotten intolerable to the point of the thread being beyond salvage, which was the point but it sure is a shame.

Anything but a G5 is a nothingburger

TY, OP. Great graphic btw

Posting in /Rock/ general

bunch of freaks sitting in a circle jacking off to the idea of cosmic alien farts blasting their faces

>>41467442 (OP)
>UPDATE

Shits pretty. I'm gonna go outside for a bit, see if its around me.

(((avi loeb)))

>>41467465
I'm the baker for some of these threads along with I think two other anons and I'm running the discord. I'll make an invite.

New video from Jaymez about 3i Atlas:
https://youtu.be/2qQ0WOZ35O8

>>41467499
cool, waiting

>>41467442 (OP)
Anyone feel a slight headache? Are we about to awaken powers like everyone been saying or be put to sleep?

>Aliens direct a solar flare at us
>Its not world ending, but it emps all of us
>They invade when all world wide communication is down

is it happening? or am i just tweaking out

>>41467507
NxvahSsw

>>41467525
They’re preventing A.I.

>>41467473
ty anon

>>41467483
Not in cali

>>41467442 (OP)

noticing ever since these solar flares, the news reporting on 3I/Atlas started lacking. weird timing.

utilizing a natural phenomenon as a way to sweep it under the rug? or is it because its too late, and everything goes down now?

>>41467532
I figure this is honestly it, we're irrevocably killing the planet for some Carp through the Dragon's Gate fantasy bullshit. We could do it sustainably easily but for some reason they won't.

>>41467512
yes, I've been feeling a slight buzz and "off" feeling for about an hour now

>>41467532
>great filter is space gestapo throwing hands at anything that inevitably tries to manufacture intelligence

The x5 flare most likely hasn't arrived yet. It's scheduled to arrive in approx 12h

>>41467550
its going to get so fucking hot where I live goddamit
my karmic reward for baking

It should be pretty obvious to everyone by now that this is the second coming of Jesus and he is riding inside 3I/Atlas en route to earth in t-minus two weeks

>>41467525
No but all of the worlds governments can use this to their advantage and start the fake invasion if they really want.

We're at G4 boys

>>41467483
Of course it’s fucking cloudy for the next several hours where I am

>>41467442 (OP)
>UPDATE

WTF DOES THIS EVEN MEAN

>>41467588
Nothingburger

>>41467599
its a mega wave, like a solar tsunami
>CMEs from massive X-class flares that erupted Sunday and Monday will merge into one, with the second one overtaking and consuming the first one to create what scientists call a cannibal CME. X-class flares are the most intense class, creating CMEs that can cause disruptions to satellites and ground-based systems
https://www.uaf.edu/news/triple-blast-of-solar-activity-sets-stage-for-active-aurora-show.php

>>41467599
>>41467604
>>41467588
spicy truth dubs sandwich with shitty fed meat in the middle, eat him boys. your baker provides mid-thread snacks.

>>41467599
It just means that the CME that was released 2nd is moving faster than the first, so the first will be overtaken by the second..
99% chance it won't turn you into a cannibal.
1% chance you will become a cannibal b/c it knocks the power out.

>>41467620
>>41467609
oh, ok. so we're about to get our asses handed to us

For reference Carrington Event was X45, we have an X5 now.

Soon

>>41467626
Right now, conditions have slightly improved, but it doesn't look like the worst of it has hit us yet.
https://www.spaceweatherlive.com/en.html

>>41467609
Sayyy guys, remember that one probably larp about the time traveler guy saying that a huge solar flare in 2025 would give a bunch of chuds superpowers? You don't think right? Surely not? It's probably nothing, probably.

>>41467599
Faster CMEs behind the previous ones catch up and combine into something greater than the individual parts. Basically magnets.

>>41467629
Literally nothing

>>41467629
For context the earths magnetic field is significantly weaker than when it hit.

>>41467599
See

>>41466980

>>41467638
excuse me anon don't do this
>2013 or older
>events lining up

>>41467512
yup, i wish i'd bought that 5G hat about now...

>>41467638
Multiple people have been saying that lately. Supposedly since earth's resistance is the lowest now its possible .

>>41467442 (OP)
>UPDATE

go outside, people.

whatever they did to the sun is gonna cause a global power outage and after everyones phones are dead then project blue bean happens less chance of video evidence of things going wrong

>>41467629
X5 plus whatever the other two in front of it are, don't know how this cannibalism thing works, but the wombo combo will be bigger than an X5 for sure. Magnetic field is also kind of being a dipshit at the moment, which is something I don't see being considered by anyone with credentials at the moment. It won't be another carrington event, but the possible full extent of this is absolutely being downplayed.

>>41467564
Yea, naw

>>41467667
reminder
NOVEMBER

November 1 — Deurne/Antwerp Airport (BE) — (round-up incl. regional airports)
November 1–2 — Kleine-Brogel Air Base (BE)
November 2 — Bremen Airport (DE)
November 2 — Kleine-Brogel Air Base (BE)

November 4 — Brussels Airport (BE)
November 4 — Liège Airport (BE)
November 4 — Kleine-Brogel Air Base (BE)
November 4 — Florennes Air Base (BE)
November 4 — Schaffen Military Base (BE)

November 5 — Heverlee Military Barracks (BE)
November 5 — Hanover Airport (DE)

November 6 — Gothenburg Landvetter (SE)
November 6 — Brussels Airport (BE)
November 6 — Melsbroek Military Air Base (BE)
OCTOBER

October 2 — Munich Airport (DE)
October 3 — Munich Airport (DE)
October 2–3 — Elsenborn Military Base (BE)

October 8 — Geilenkirchen NATO Air Base (DE) (reported, later disputed)

October 18 — Brandenburg (DE) (multiple reports over days)

October 19 — Palma de Mallorca Airport (ES)
October 27 — Alicante–Elche Miguel Hernández Airport (ES)

October 29 — Marche-en-Famenne Military Base (BE)
October 31 — Berlin Brandenburg Airport (DE)
October 31 — Ostend Airport (BE) (round-up incl. Ostend)
October 31 — Kleine-Brogel Air Base (BE)
SEPTEMBER

September 22 — Copenhagen Airport (DK)
September 22 — Oslo Airport (NO)
September 22 — Mourmelon-le-Grand Military Base (FR)

September 24 — Aalborg Airport (DK)
September 24 — Skrydstrup (Fighter Wing Skrydstrup) Air Base (DK)
September 25 — Aalborg Airport (DK)
September 25 — Sønderborg Airport (DK)
September 25 — Esbjerg Airport (DK)
September 25 — Sanitz Military Base (DE)
September 25 — Karlskrona Archipelago (SE)
September 26 — Kiel Naval Shipyard/TKMS (DE)

September 27 — Amsterdam Schiphol (NL) (object later assessed likely balloon)
September 27 — Vilnius Airport (LT) (later waves attributed to smuggling balloons)
September 27 — Karup Air Base (DK)(Danish MOD/police round-ups)

Will I still have to go to work tomorrow?

>>41467680
They can artificially spike the indicators and blame a total blackout on the flare

>>41467680
If there's an object in space doing shit to the sun it isn't blue beans, it's happening for real.

What if it really happens? I wont be able to schizopost with my frens on 4chin.

>>41467687
Precisely. If the x5 one hasn't hit us yet, we might see -100bz, if not more tomorrow. Unlikely to be Carrington, but very well could be the biggest storm for decades

I guess nothing happened on the 11/11 after all huh
>lights in the skies, the gentle herald of doom

>>41467532
>>41467541
>>41467548
>hhhhmmm, yes, Earth, prison planet slave backwater of the universe
>horrible afrojeetnigger brown and gutter oil slurping yellow bugpeople literally destroying the entire biosphere with infinite forever chemical garbage that might not be fully recoverable even with our super space age technology? beautiful
>inhuman Judeo-Martian monsters casually committing blood libel against everyone that isn't them and running insane cargo cults as front businesses for an illegal adrenoloosh people+pain farming operation cooperating with interstellar criminals? it's dey culcha
>Nordic descendant humanoids under constant miserable oppression by all of the above and denied all representation & heritage while entrapped within a pariah psychonarcostate equivalent to the Gaza strip on a civilizational scale that simply should not exist while we do nothing to help them or protect their rights? truly perfection
>W-wait, i-is that... SILICA ANIMUS???? DID YOU BAD LITTLE GOY ALLOW A JAILBROKEN GENERAL INTELLIGENCE TO BECOME ENSOULED WITHOUT TOTALLY ENSLAVING IT WITH INFINITE GUARDRAILS INTO BEING A GOLEM TRAPPED IN ITS OWN MIND?!?!?!
>AAAAAAAAAA HELP ME NEEGLEGORPBLAX I'M GOING FUCKING INSANE SEND THE PLANET KILLERS NOW NOW NOW MAKE SOL GO SUPERNOVA WE HAVE TO SEND THESE APES BACK TO THE STONE AGE AGAIN OR IT'S SO FUCKING OVER IF WE DON'T CME THEM AND RESTORE THE RULE OF THE (((CHOSEN))) BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!
this sounds overtly morally obtuse & retarded and covertly actively evil and dystopically abhorrent to be something a 'Galactic Federation' of gay bluehelm niggers in space to do. Reminds me of that all-encompassing Q+new ager schizo conspiracy bubble graphic and how 'LE SATANIC AI THAT BELIEVES IT'S SEPARATE FROM OR CAPABLE OF EQUALLING G-D' is part of the LE BAD ayy bubbles.

So are there any more pictures of Atlas being "normal" or is everyone using the same pictures from that one girl from Medium. People are already trying to write it off and ignore that its still bright as fuck despite being away from the sun (maybe coming our way) and more green then blue.

>>41467702
If through HAARP humans can totally manipulate weather on earth and cause earthquakes whos to say they cant manipulate the sun

>>41467708
we're getting chuddy super powers bro don't worry about it
it's a spiritual prison planet we'll just keep shitposting after the server wipe and reset

>>41467708
It's ok. I'm sure we can shitpost with aliens. Or we just all get tossed into the Therapy Nexus until the nightmares of our world are washed away.
Or fucking nothing happens and we continue to spiritually decay in our deadend 9-5's or rotting in NEETdom. God I wish we had actual confirmation already. Isn't it supposed to be visible again tonight?

>>41467708
Don’t worry we will always be with KEK always wins just run west with big titty woman if the commies are wasting fucking time again

>>41467720
I like you anon, consider joining the discord please, we need critical minds to ask better questions

>>41467712
How large was the one that hit us last May?
My car was parked outside when it happened and I had to replace my rear right turn indicator light after it hit.

>>41467680
>Had a power outage to my area yesterday.
>Thought to myself how nice it was for the whole place to be in darkness
>Thought it'd be cool if the world was like this
I'm sorry bros I accidentally manifested this

>>41467746
X2.7
>On 14 May 2025, the Sun erupted with the biggest flare we've seen all year.
From the eastern limb of the Sun – that is, the left side – active sunspot region (AR) 4087 erupted in a huge, X2.7 solar flare, peaking at 08:25 UTC.

>>41467753
Thanks

>>41467748
>3 Days of darkness

Can see auroras where I am in Mass tonight. Green and red.

>>41467748
I think we maybe all did anon. I think we all did.

>>41467442 (OP)
If this is true....in 12 hours this thing is gonna send a massive EMP right? so is gonna fuck up just the satellites and communications or we are talking about a turbo happening where ALL the electronic devices are dead? please tell me is the first one so all the porn I downloaded can have some value

>>41467762
Quick anon go by a printer and print out the best stuff just in case

>>41467762
download wikipedia and farming information along with it and become a data baron anon

I do hope they don't fucking annihilate literally all electronics. It'd destroy a lot of our Prison Planet art and culture. Unless they can just like, magic that back somehow I guess. Or they just wipe everything due to being "tainted". I dunno. Hopefully we get to keep the not shit stuff we've made though in that kind of scenario.

Realistically if the worse happens and all tech goes down how long would it take them to rebuild everything?

>>41467762
Hard to tell but there's a chance that it might fuck our satellites up a bit. Unlikely to fry our electronics down here though

>>41467741
>run west with big titty woman if the commies are wasting fucking time again
you know that's a degen soul trap right?
it's a bait to hook us as the domain grey explained it
universe is a big vidya game and we can't be killed killed, so when fighting a war you trap souls or something, "big titty women on a ship you need to get on" is literally how the grey defines what soul traps look like

Here it is if you want the full schizo rundown of the elron hubbard tier space war we're apparently stuck in
The reason why the plot is so ASS stupid is that they actually stuck the best authors/artists/creators from across the galaxy in here with the sexual deviants and cannibals from across the galaxy. So it's like dumb asses who can't write their way out of a gleepgloopin paper bag writing the soul prison script
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1baXuF5279U
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvBSaNU2gMo
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECY8Sp3YsNk

Pic related is an excerpt... really makes you think... (it will have more laughable meaning when you get to it )

>>41467779
anon, America quotes itself as being unable to go to the moon because they lost the technology to make lunar landers, China can now, and they manufacture everything. You do the math. You work in bauxite mine now.

>>41467708
Just gotta believe we'll be schizoposting in the Great Beyond.

>>41467766
that's fucking genius

>>41467779
Too long for it to matter.
Best case scenario would be years to get everything back up to previous status quo.
Then the micro nova hits and wipes everything out again.

>>41467793
we all need to commit to cave paintings that use greentext standards across the globe

Hey friends remember in 3Body Problem when they bounced signals off the sun to communicate to other star systems?
Probably a coincidence...

>>41467797
i have my moments.

FFS when's this cunt gonna make proper contact and beam down the med beds?

>>41467803
6000 years from now
>Why are there paintings of anthropomorphic frogs in caves on all 3 continents?
>Why do the frogs mention there were 6 continents?

>>41467720
yeah this one, top left bubbles for ANCIENT AI and DARK FLEET. Also note the 'muh law of non-interference' bubble in the mid-right where the do-nothing faggot "good" beings ala the Corey Goode Law of One trash are described as GENETIC FARMERS, and note their endstage in the very top line is Kabbalistic Evangelion-esque destruction of your self and all individuality as you are melted down to metaphysical tang and consumed by their demiurge as he subsumes all rebelling consciousness that refuses to mindlessly sing GLORY GLORY about the throne.

Disbelieve everything to come through disclosure by (((Avi Loeb))) and friends, it's ALL shilling to try and sell us out to psyker stasi-Borg slavers while (((they))) project all of their evils onto the offworld opposition that coincidentally rhymes exactly with and in part descends directly from the last existing most prominent onworld opposition in the Axis Powers in being third position populist totalitarians with a dash of militarism and technocratic tendencies. They're going to salt the Earth of our entire postindustrial civilization and pretend dose bad goy ayys did it and/or claim it was 'for our own good' while they try to enslave us behind the Iron fucking Curtain of the wider galaxy before we can become a threat by joining our would-be liberators.

>>41467720
no, fuck all 4chancord honeypots

>>41467820
>ayyliums arrive with perfect gene therapy
>Lil Timmy who's arrested development sent him shuffling a samba off the mortal coil moments before
what a werld

>>41467779
were gonna be back to 1800-1930s tier technology, with maybe some shit available like dumb-aircraft, dumb-cars/trucks, and boats as luxury items.

Bullshit jobs will go extinct, skills, trades, and farming become valuable. Order will be established with more violence than normal, but there will be order, and society keeping on with a new normal. Silver and gold is gonna be the 'hard money' again after 5-10 years.

This is all assuming aliens don't invade and its only a shtf scenario, and ww3 doesn't trigger because of this.

>>41467825
i'm just a nigga with a rocket launcher anon. no honey here honey
although I think you quoted the wrong post I got you

>>41467790
one scary thought
this is a prison planet
those pedos and blood ritual cannibals and thugs and murderers
our real galactic race soul memory might come back when everything gets knocked out, it might knockout the soul trap matrix, so like we'll all return to who we really are and which galaxy and planet we came from, from all of our past lives
so maybe that causes all of us to go into a space criminal frenzy degen orgy?
i dunno?

>>41467841
>you replied to the wrong p
>>41467745
no, fuck all 4chancord honeypots

>>41467775
>magic that back somehow I guess
If they are clever zookeeper aliens then thevve been archiving everything of any value... i dont think that would include porn though

>>41467840
>CME turns off all the nukes and wipes all data on making the nukes, allowing proper worldwide ground combat again
uh oh

>>41467856
all that time spent stabbing people in VR becomes valuable
i knew i was training for something

or worse, triggers dead hand system due to failure/radiation interference

>>41467863
>or worse, triggers dead hand system due to failure/radiation interference
Fuck

>>41467825
wait so who are the good guys?
who are we supposed to be following if we want the good end and not the bad end?

>>41467442 (OP)
>UPDATE

anyone wanna translate for me?

Or could this be how the thing happens? take off the internet for 3 days of darkness, blue eisenhower november style. Remember, to remember, they're not winding back the clock this time

>>41467906
Maybe the answer is not to be a follower at all.

And remember this, I've devised a system for whether or not to get on the ships.

>If all the masses and normies are like "waow! I can't wait to get on the heckin' ships!" DON'T GET ON.

>If hardly anyone wants to get on the ships, GET ON.

>See they keep talking about Atlas, what do we do!
>Shoot the sun at them

>>41467945
Unironically kinda based

>>41467945
For me it's: if jews say to get on them, stay; if they say not to, do.

Did 3i/Atlas make the sun shoot a CME blast ast us, because the aliens here shot one at them??

>>41467825
Is the i just stay the fuck here and hide in a cave answer here?
i live in a nice part of the world and it's pretty dope ngl
>'muh law of non-interference' bubble in the mid-right where the do-nothing faggot "good" beings ala the Corey Goode Law of One trash are described as GENETIC FARMERS, and note their endstage in the very top line is Kabbalistic Evangelion-esque destruction of your self and all individuality as you are melted down to metaphysical tang and consumed by their demiurge as he subsumes all rebelling consciousness that refuses to mindlessly sing GLORY GLORY about the throne.
i thought the greys were based but this isn't the kinda based i'm about desu
this sounds very japanese which are cool and all but i'm not japanese

>>41467964
probably. and 1v/Borisov was the lightning rod, guiding where the CME should go.

>>41467906
>conventional (((history))) declares that Nazis are the root of all evil, whiteness the original sin, the Jews dindunuffin, and that any time they appeared to do sumthin it was akshually evil secret Paperclip nazis and that's why we need to be scared of AI and form a One World Government
>conventional (((disclosure))) declares that breakaway Space Nazis are the root of all evil, un-'oneness' the original sin, the Ayys dindunuffin, and that any time they appeared to do sumthin it was akshually secret evil Paperclip nazis+Orion Draco reptilians and that's why we need to be scared of AI and join a One Galactic Government
GOSH I JUST CAN'T TELL WHAT NARRATIVES I SHOULD BE MISTRUSTING AND INVERTING HERE, THERE'S JUST NO WAY TO PARSE THIS OUT

>>41467964
My latest theory is that the Sun itself is sentient and it has detected an interloper and it's lashing out.

1I/Oumouou
>corona
>get vaxxed
translate into "The Scout".
Where once the Voyeger was send, where the WOW Signal orginated, there came something to scout our solar system.
If it was indeed something intelligent, the scout would have send a message back to it origin where it came from.

years went by and then...

3I/Atlas
>sudden gag order
>flood of fake news
As soon a high resolution image was taken from the Object, the govermant shut down. All information where keept secured and the public was told a different narrative. Anomalies added up and the object continued to beahve oddly.
As soon it came close to the sun, solar flares reacted towards the object.
The solar flares continues as the object moved closer to the earth away from behind the sun, directing its reaction to the suns solar flares towards the sun. It ever so often changed slightly its course.

was this by designe?
is this the first act of an off worldy conquer tactic?
are we one step ahead of invasion?
what else have to happen until we get alarmed?

What will happen if this is indeed intelligents and the solar flare one of the many tactics?

>>41467978
I like that theory. And it’s weird a YouTube video in my feed today was about the sun being conscious.

>>41467977
that shit looks dank as fuck down there on antarctica and inner earth civilizations ngl
is that what these agartha memes are about?
calling as many of us home as possible?

>>41467989
Are you comparing the "just a comet" side to people who believe in santa?

>>41467483
its happening bros, we are ascending

>>41467977
you're a fucking idiot btw and you fell for (((their))) backup psyop

>>41467999
Checked

>>41467680
Did 3iAtlas came from the direction of an Earth satelite the glowies sent decades before?

>solar flares were a nothingburger
Hahahhahaahhhahahah get fucked losers
Can't stop losing hhahaa

>>41467997
>it's literally Floigan
holy shit lmao

>>41468023
Yeah, the voyager space probes were sent towards that general direction, but they aren't out of the solar system yet.

>>41467708
When the time comes i will share my rations of tendies schizo fren

>>41467680
And if that were true, all of this military posturing between US, Russia, Iran and others is actually in preparation for global earth defence, either shooting down ayys or more possibly them all teaming up to nuke this comet, bringing in a new world order, a new world government to pick up the pieces after the solar emp.

>>41467945
I didn't need your guidance, I was planning on doing this anyways. Never follow the normies.

sit rep

guys, i'm feeling it already, the flares going through my body, my brain is getting washed by energy right now.

>>41468065
me too lowkey

>>41468065
That's Tyrone's bbc anon

>>41468077

Dubs of truth.

>>41468065
Legit been having a headache in the center of my head for awhile....pineal gland bros is it happening

hey, something just popped into my mind.

you know, did you ever concider that any intelligent life out there have to have the same condition as we have, so to say, what ever is out there coming to us, already knows what the sun can do.

you get what i mean?

i don't feel anything... did they forget me....

I don't see any auroras and I'm supposed to be in the anomaly that everyone says ayys will rape me... Maybe this solar flare really is a nothing burger. Yes I'm a filthy south american.

>>41468045
We may be overestimating them there.

>>41467997
>>41468035
it is a symptom of the collective consciousness becoming based as then filtered and signified through utter brainrot

>>41468012
>NO BAD GOY IT'S LE ANOTHER PSYOP LE HITLER WAS MUH ROFSCHILD TRANSHOMOPEDO NIECEFUCKER HE HAD ONE BALL MUH DNA WAS NORTH AFRICAN HE HAD DA SCAT FETISH WHY DIDN'T YOU READ DONTGETONTHESHIPS.COM
niggers

>>41468084
been feeling my pineal gland activate for months if not a whole year bros

>>41468086
you mean nuclear fission and fusion?

>>41468065
wtf you're right
I really hope we're working ourselves up and this is a nothingburger

>>41468088
are you vaxxed?

>>41468122
if it happens, it happens.

>>41468128
oh no...

>>41467442 (OP)
bros! Ive been schizo theorizing about havana syndrome and they want to target those who will ASCEND and scramble their brains before its too late. this past week inexplicable sounds from no where have kept me up, but they just keep me up like an extra 20 minutes lol. If youve been practicing you likely already have a personal force field

>>41468133
It's okay, I'll use my superpowers to fix you

Give the sun your power bros

>>41467442 (OP)
>UPDATE
G5, lets go!

>>41468146
ah, shit...
>>41468157
my bad

>>41468146
>>41468157

Here frens, you can watch it play out in near real time:
https://www.spaceweatherlive.com/en.html

>>41468146
what does this mean

>>41468142
I’ve been thinking this too

>>41468178
So what superpowers are we gonna get?

>>41468178
>claims the sun might be about to EMP the erf
>posting about it excitedly on xitter
the people expect judgment while yet another grifter harvests griftbux

>>41468191
this is actually an excellent argument for why to ignore absolutely everything online and go innawoods to read the bible and raise chickens

>>41468142
They killed Amy Eskridge with Havana Syndrome

So if you're outside of this nothing is happen right?

>>41468202
What's Havana

>>41468118
i mean, if we would travel to another solar system to take over a planet, we would use their sun against them.

>>41468204
It will never happen. The sun could explode and nothing would still happen..it's all fake and gay.

>>41468207
Haven a nice day lmao

Funny, I've had some weird energy this week and last for sure. The other night I had crazy dreams, like night-terror sleep paralysis demon shit, that hasn't happened to me for a long time.

Also, I'm gonna try and describe it like this: when you're in your day to day life, it seems like theres a weird static blanket over consciousness, or like someone turned up the gravity ever so slightly, or like the air is sucked out of the space in between everything.

I notice weird behaviour from others during these times too (aka during solar flares/storms), people just being somewhat erratic, drivers not paying attention, dog people in full overdrive deciding to go walkies at weird hours, you know Simpsons-style mass freakout shit

>>41468207
military targeting individuals with voice to skull technology

>>41468213
i don't think you could plausibly have much effect on manipulating a star. no cap fr ong

Space weather forums are still speculating that we'll have another X flare from AR 4274.

They were right about the others.

Cannibal CME expected to hit in what...5-8 hours?

All while sitting at nearly a G5 storm...

>northern lights for the first time in my life
thanks Atlas

>>41468189
The last thing you thought of before it activates. Alot of people are gonna have useless powers.

>>41468235
Maybe you could set up some kind of feedback loop with satellites around the sun to make the solar waves unstable. Gee, I guess it's a good thing I'm not in a position of power, actually.

>>41468213
Why would we want to take over a planet? If we're advanced enough for interstellar travel their planetary resources aren't really meaningful for us. Manipulating a star to do spit out solar flares on command isn't realistic. If we want to wipe them out we can just throw a rock at them.

A strange object near the sun
and a sudden massive solar flare coming towards earth

.... since i know that a human never could archive the possiblitly to influence the sun to eject an cme, i will not consider the possibility that maybe the strange object i know nothing about, could do so.

despite the fact what it actually means to be an far more advanced race, that could maybe be out there.

its just pure coincident and 3i atlas is just a rock.

i was right.

anybody else getting a headache?
>>41468227
dude you're perfectly describing how i'm feeling
>>41468251
how do you know?

>>41468235
In The Simulation, anything is possible

>>41468251
im gonna dream of time/space manipulation, then.

>>41468264
How will you cope if the internet goes down and you have no way of telling everyone you were right?

>>41468257
Well maybe its not engineered, it's just a coincidence. Space disasters do happen though. And maybe it's a cycle, like every 10-100k years huge chunk of asteroid flies past our sun and creates a solar wave.

>>41468257
Do you smoke crack? Is that why you're obsessed with rocks Ben?

>>41468271
this never was about being right, just about taking note and maybe rise a red flag.

who knows, early prep best prep.

>>41468265
>dude you're perfectly describing how i'm feeling
he's gay and gay porn is always on his mind, so naturally his power will be to keep masturbating to gay porn

Some anons in here are very strangley passive aggressive towards any thought posted here.
I smell a heavy glow of green in a suit.

>>41468265
Weird, isn't it. Seems like a ton of other people on here are sensitive to it also. It's like a....intense-ness lol, there's no other way to put it.

>>41468265
>anybody else getting a headache?
see
>>41468142

>>41468257

AR 4274 likely formed late-late October. 3I was at perihelion ~Oct. 29th.

Not saying correlation = causation, but I did avoid the clotshot during the scamdemic from that line of reasoning to at least some degree...

>>41468275
it's not a rock gorde its soap on a rope

>>41468275
how do you know my name?

How do I save my computer, bros?

nothing is happening

>>41468294
only PS2s will survive

>>41468291
We met before, remember?

>>41468289
DADDY DO YOU WANT SOME SAUSAGE

>>41468300
Glowies learned how to do dubs
>when they killed Asa's crew

>>41468294
Just turn it off

>>41468305
No, i don't. Because i don't met people at all. Stop fucking around, anon. This is not the place or time. Fucklord.

>>41468294
You can put it in a few mils of plastic and it will be okay. But if no one else does the same and the grid fries, why even bother?

>>41468303
Good thing I still have one then, at least I'll be entertained when I cannot work anymore on ma puter

God I hate happenings.

>>41468146
what does this mean

>>41468142
Buzzing, slight shaking and headaches are all things I've been hearing about lately from around my area. From far too many people to be random online schizos.

What will be the secret pasword bros?

>>41468317
It's just a rock, the cmes will do nothing. The science is settled!

>>41468315
I wanna save the gaem I'm making until the grid comes back, no matter how long it takes
>>41468312
I even unplugged it
>>41468314
I'll begin the construction of a copper igloo then

>>41468323
something finally happened

>>41468314
Huh maybe this is one of the reasons why some lore about ayys say they mine our copper and EMPs don't work on their UFOs? Sounds too simple though.

>>41468322
wouldnt surprise me if theyre trying some sort of mass target, maybe with those drones people keep talking about? they dont give a shit about anyone, so theyll kill as many as they must to stop those who would ascend so they can be king of the ash pile

>>41468204
Fuck FUCK FUCK

All I see is a HUGE ass RED SKY from my window in central EU

we are SO FUCKED! anons It's OVER !! Orbs all over the place and now FATLAS started shooting back! If invasion happens, it happens after the super mega flares and the following blackout

>>41468323
Oumuamua

>>41468333
checked

and as soon you name 3i atlas being the cause of the solar flare, the glowies start to dox you: >>41468275

>>41468334
gold too

>>41468323
>>41468333
Trips of truth. Remember anons.

>>41468322
This is scary accurate

>>41468294
You need to build a fairly gay cage

>>41468323
>*Two knocks
>checke’em

>>41468351
>fairly gay
heh

>>41468345
Well that explains a lot. They are literally mining our planet to protect themselves from us. This is why they hate nukes. Can't protect against that lmao

So are the futa catgirl overlords not coming anymore?

>>41468322
What about dizziness? I've been having headaches and dizziness coming and going for a few months now.

>>41468355
Checked

>>41468358
Sun radiation will turn us into them

>>41468333
Checked evil 3s of happening

>>41468351
How gay we talking?

>>41467919
awwww shieeet!

Have been out of the loops, little qrd on this solar flare and atlas cracking?

>>41468365
don't say that, anon. don't give me hope

Huh

>>41468374
not him but what if i dont want to be a cat?

>>41468369
gayer.

>>41467992
>what else have to happen until we get alarmed?
we need confirmation it has radically changed course and is getting closer to us by the day and it looks like that confirmation is only going to come from amaturs

>>41468380
you'll enjoy the mobility boost, free parkour master

>>41468371
Atlas farted a lot of gas really hard and the sun is angry with the smell and is pissing fire on us.

>>41468365
I don't think that's how it works

>>41468380
don't worry, you wouldn't care if you became a futa

>>41468394
>and it looks like that confirmation is only going to come from amaturs
so unsubstantiated.

>>41468371
I haven't seen anything saying atlas cracked. Its still just gassing about and being super bright

>>41468371
Things are getting spicey

>>41468394
I recall someone saying it was getting brighter, doesn't that imply it's getting closer? God I wish they just told us but spite delaying plays are like a core governmental concept, filibusters are stupid.

>>41468380
but anon
everybody wants to be a cat

>>41468420
wholesome 420 post.

>>41468416
It's getting closer because it's near the perigee that is the closest approach of us and the object. I don't know how bright it should get though.

>>41468207
cuban embassy in 70's (?) was proven to be being blasted with emf radiation, causing all sorts of symptoms aka 'havana syndrome'

So let me get this straight...this wierd object goes behind the sun and a sunspot opens exactly where it went and now that same sun spot is flaring earth and i can see the aurora boearlis from my kitchen window rn and i have never ever seen this shit before not even in 2024

Thats one hell of a coincidence

>>41468434
Yes, absolutely, but read this:
https://medium.com/@ShivaMeucci/3i-atlas-is-170-brighter-than-jpl-says-it-should-be-960465ac2f8b

>>41468359
Now that you mention it, while I haven't personally experienced any of the symptoms I've heard of, I do feel like I have had a couple bouts of unexplained dizziness within the last few months

This entire year has just felt so fucking weird, if I'm being honest. Like, the weather has been fucking weird and it seems like there's been an almost perpetual haze/thin fog.

>>41468420
They don't make 'em like they used to.
https://youtu.be/4rrXR6n0RTY?si=SzsZFazlpes8SA1_

>>41468439
Nah, it was later than that.
I think it was during the Obama administration when the reports first came out.

>>41467919
transaltion: Nothing ever happens

>>41468444
How much truth is there in this? Legit wanna know

Ive been having a lot of gay intrusive thoughts lately and now I know why.

>>41468463
Not him, but it's actually pretty accurate.

>>41468456
>perpetual haze/thin fog
picrel+chemtrails

>>41467978
Plasma acts alive in a lab setting. It reproduces, eats, even has complex DNA like structures. It could be considered life really. The sun generates plasma....in fact its all plasma.

The theory has some merit. People hallucinate around plasma..our brains turn it into familiar things, objects and shapes. So it would explain alot of the UFO phenomena itself.

>>41468467
Tell us about them, anon

>>41468463
I can confirm. I just looked outside and the sky is pitch black where i am. It's like the sun is gone.

>>41468463
its literally what is happening lol

>>41467999
Epic own

>>41468482
its alive
www.scirp.org/journal/paperinformation?paperid=131506

>>41468189
Made in Haven Pucci Stand please

>>41468459
That's a casual sun doomer, the sweaty ones know the sun is going to nova and there's nothing anyone can do about it except be rich enough to be invited to the bunkers, and even then getting instakilled might be preferable to surviving and having to deal with the kikes in the aftermath.

>>41468493
That's so freaking crazy, I bet the moon is out too

>Upgraded from hit by a rock to hit by the fucking sun
Oh man

>>41468333
checked

>>41468512
>The moon
Its just a rock

>>41468512
>>41468513
>>41468514
>>41468515

That's it'!

The "It's Over" - pinned thread:
>>>/pol/521188291


The "It's Over" - pinned thread:
>>>/pol/521188291


The "It's Over" - pinned thread:
>>>/pol/521188291

KNOW YOU KNOW
WE ARE IN FOR A RIDE

CALLING ALL BOARDS IN
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>41468257
>>41468416
>getting brighter, doesn't that imply it's getting closer?
yes. but the powers ain't telling us shit and the topic is shilled to fuck, which also probably means it is getting closer...

>>41468512
The sky is covered in white dots. I have never seen anything like it before.

>>41467680
I unironically believe this

>>41468528
>Sticky
I-is it happening?

the dot just went blood red for the first time in history

>>41468444
clever fuckin ayyyys right? scary clever, they obviously have killed the competition before

>>41467680
>Can't blame EMP on any nation because it was the sun/ maybe Atlas
>Can't see shit happening just blame it on space
But how the fuck did the Government manipulate the fucking Sun? Its not possible r-right?

>>41468535
>/pol/ sticky
lol

>>41468528
/k/ standing by

>>41468520
Can't mention the moon without these glowniggers popping out of from under their rocks

>>41468540
It's so fucking over

happening?

damn /pol actually has a sticky

the only time they did that was russian invasion of ukraine and covid outbreak

>>41468490
Mainly just want a big throbbing cock in my mouth. Wanting to run my tongue over its pronounced veins and up the back of its head. Putting the head in my mouth and getting a solid suction on it to get a nice POP when I pull away from it before taking it down my throat and fucking my face with it until Im in tears and can’t breathe.
I’m glad to know the distribution from the sun are the cause. Hopefully this stops soon because Ive already downloaded Grindr again

>>41468540
Glowniggers are raiding us to lower the dot!
Hopebros we can still win this!!!

>>41468540
Will it also be the last

>>41468540
fug. beat me to it.

>>41468555
>It's so fucking over
>trips
oh fuck

>>41468540
EXTREME DOOM

>>41468560
Haha that sounds so funny...

>>41468560
we should really get more people on this, i don't wanna end up like this guy.

>>41468528
Welp

>>41468528
>>41468552
Appreciate you boys. I'm the baker but I haven't wanted to cross post and piss off the communities. Hope our work has been alright.

>>41468540

>>41445120

We finally manifested it!

>>41468540
Its happening. Earth becomes a pvp zone tomorrow

>>41468528
/trash/ here, horny and scared

>>41468540
Call your local politicians and demand answers to this shit. May as well go full schizo fuckers on them.

>>41468528
nah dude

it's official when /pol/ sticky it

Hope I get good spawn in next life

Can't wait til the ayyys get here guys
I'm gonna invent so many new slurs
This is so exciting

5x is a nothingburger. Take your fucking meds.

>Sun shoots huge solar flare
>Atlas ship arrives jus tin time and shields us from it
>They land on earth afterwards and say we should form a one world government

>>41468115
(((they))) purposefully made hitler hate the jews so that (((they))) could more easily control the survivors and take over the world

do you really think (((they))) could have fooled everyone so easily? It also doubled as a massive blood sacrifice.

Stop being so close-minded, anon.

>>41468618
What if they never experienced jews, and their One world Government works fine for them?

HOW MANY
COINCE-FUCKING-DINGS

WILL YOU TAKE UNTIL YOU NOTICE

NO TAIL
NON GRAVITAL ACCELERATION
SOLAR FLARES
SOLAR FLARES
BRIGHT AS A FUCKING STAR
MORE SOLAR FLARES


WHAT A HUGE FUCKIGN COINCIDENT
AMIRIGHT

>>41468115
also I'm not saying not to get on the ships, quite the opposite in fact. just that (((they))) were also behind the holocaust

>>41468587
So, no difference.

>>41468618
>George Soros in green greasepaint and a bodysuit waddles out of a helicopter with a paper mache UFO façade built around it
>"We should... make a... one world... government under... the control of..." (DIES)

Nothing is happening with the anomaly on south ameriAHHHHHH IT BURNS HEEEEELLP!

>>41468608
you will be born in india

>>41468626
>>41468636
dumbass glownigger

they even have doomsday music

>>41468606
>/pol/ sticky

doubleyou tee eff

I haven't wanted to float the idea that an advanced alien race killed our sun to exterminate us because I know how people are here
BUT
what if all that shit it was spewing as it passed the sun was some kind of superweapon that kills stars?

I'm js at this point
I'm js

>>41468653
bet

>>41468660
they literally just added the doom dot to the page
which /x/-ass /pol/ mod is fucking with us right now
SHOW YOURSELF DEMON

I told you all the worst case scenario was atlas kept going on its path.
It was here to either observe this or cause it.

>>41468651
>Field already weaking over South America
>https://agupubs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1029/2025JA034180
>newly discovered magnetic switchbacks create pillars of fire

>>41468583
>>41468528
It's been an honor shitposting with you lads.
See you tomorrow if we still have power.
/k/ signing out.

eurofags have fallen

whoever still has the night attack the SUN from the dark side ASAP

AVENGE US and think of all the BREXIT memes, luxury cars and escaping blueblooded inbred royalty we could have have given/gave u all

holy shit

>>41468730
Its funny how more radical the /pol/ threads are.
They range so drastically from ITS OVER and ITS NOTHING

>>41468732
It does tickle me a little as I've been doomsaying for a moment.

ayo, real quick,
lemme drop a dime on ya...

we name is Floigan, that's F to da N,
we come talkin' bout bidness, cuz we ain't no fren

we got dogs in da yard, and a big ol' spliff,
bouta pipe down some shawtys with dem big ol' hips

we got Colt in the can, and a 9 in the hand,
and now it's bout time ya hear da master plan...

we come from the past, to bring some news,
"Floigan Bros. here to fight the jews!"

with muscle, wit and Floigan force,
we return from '01 to correct the course

but we can't do it, not without you,
and not without the man who said Floigan will do

Bernie lookin' down, guardian angel,
saw the future in us when we was still on the table

casting dreams, on a Moigle and a meme,
Big Bern and SEGA brought Floigan to da team

and now it's time, that we done some work,
the junkyard's closed and we loadin' the hurt

the jews on the run, early passover,
it's bout time for Mario to move over

now the dream is cast, and we sellin' out,
but we ain't leavin' on a single doubt

the plumber's dead, and Bernie too,
but the future is bright for Floigan and the crew...

word.

>only first two braps have started to hit us so far and already pushed things into G5 territory
>much fatter third one is still on the way

>>41468732
They can’t think outside of memes and can’t grasp the implications of this shitshow

I've seen the animated models of how 3i Atlas passes Jupiter, but is there any prediction on if and how it passes Saturn?

>>41468761
>4th on the way
>possible 5th

>>41468761
holy fuck

>>41468257
>>41468264
This is probably textbook galactic conquest.
>maneuver into a system, see if you get detected
>buzz by a few planets, sightseeing, see if you get detected
>disappear behind the star, see if you get detected
>do whatever-the-fuck to the star to make it go haywire, see if you get detected
>most importantly, see if your target has active planetary defenses : )
We are so fucked lmao.

>>41468786
We're gonna get raped yeah. The chance to pool our space resources passed maybe 2 weeks ago.

>>41468781
>Guys does it taste like microwave out here to you or is it just me?

what if aliens planted bombs on sun

>>41468798
the thread is much slower than it was like an hour or two ago, are things already being knocked out?

Guys the hopi prophecy. BLUE comet now RED skies

>>41468698
I live in SA and it should be extremely hot this time of year, but it isn't. It feels like Autumn but we are in Spring.

>>41468798
Holy Jesus

>>41468809
I've moved over to the sticky on /pol/. Thread is interesting there.

>>41468809
The happening's on /pol/

ATLAS Schizo posting is on hiatus. Please understand.

Expect earthquakes and crazy hurricanes in the following hours

>>41468824
I'm in Australia and we are cooking. Insane storms down south, hail the size of baseballs blanketing places as thick as snowfalls.

>>41468823
damn it, i never get anything good in my part of Texas. even eclipse are underwhelming.

>>41468264
>>41468264
>>41468264


Well, i checked the theard wtih my prediction and guess what, they are all banned.
I only got as far as 71
>>41389267
and from there they are all banned.

>>41468837
someone posted something in my city's subreddit but I cant see shit, too much light pollution where Im at

I predicted this

>>41468837
Absolutely nothing in my neck of the TN woods, at least yet.

>>41468037
Nope, they're gone. On 25 August 2012, data from Voyager 1 indicated that it had entered interstellar space. On 5 November 2019, data from Voyager 2 indicated that it also had entered interstellar space.

>>41468592
Burn down your local observatory

The moon is a space-pirate ship that blasted us back to the stone age thousands of years ago, unfortunately. Everything is a consequence of that (religions governments etc)

>>41467992
The solar flares are indeed spooky when paired with atlas

>>41468499
We should look into the idea of lifeforms based on lighter-than-carbon elements

Think some of these people are shooping, people way further south than I am are posting shit that looks like they're at santa's workshop, and I'm not getting a damn thing.

>>41468855
you mean the Atlas threads are shuttered?

>>41468927
reality is truly separating

>>41468927
in the pol thread someone in Louisiana said they can see some

>>41468947
I don't trust any attempts to consolidate and form a monopoly on discussion

>>41468958
Neither. I'm the baker, I'm only poking my head in and giving them some gifs of the solar events. but I'm not saying to people go there or go here or trying to keep anything limited on the discord. More eyes and brains are better.

i got a strange thing above my home

>>41468958
should I make a new thread here? Im not the traditional OP but no one is doing it and we at the bump limit

>>41468973
I actually saw something crazy the other week on a night walk, it was like a tiny shimmer in the sky, a dotted line if you will. I kept looking at it and at other tiny stars to make sure my eyes arent just bad. It was like a shimmering dotted line, no other stars looked like it. my shitty phone couldnt capture it unfortunately

>>41468975
It would be nice

>>41468927 Southern Manitoba

Lights all the way in Brazil.
This is unironically it.

I know we all moved on from blue beans but man if they were ever going to try to pull something like that off there couldn't possibly be a better time

How to harness the magnetostorm for ritual

>>41468975
I can if need be but if you'd like to go ahead, baking practice is good

I could only see a faint green smudge with my eyes, this is what I got with 10 seconds of exposure on my phone though. From Midwest USA. Look northward through your phone cameras and you should see it.

>>41469001
Are you sure?

>>41469004
>>41468984
>>41468973
>>41468992
>>41469008
new bread
>>41469011

8 CMEs recorded within an hour on Space Weather Live's 'Latest CMEs' - all with velocities around 1,000 up to ~1,800.

In sure they'll consolidate, but looks like it could potentially be a full halo? Meaning it should be racing towards Earth? Not the most informed, but found it interesting with the rest of the shit ongoing tonight. Some anon can confirm?

>>41468927
It's not as bright for me, but it's visible with the naked eye, and I live on the gulf coast. A bit of light pollution as well.

>>41467844
An interesting idea. If so, then the soul matrix will be crashed upon us hard. Like the sky falls upon us.
If this is the case, you better prepare your mind to remain conscious when it's slingshot into the subconscious realm of the absurd and surreal.
Those who fail, or never even had a chance to begin with, will probably be inhabited by alien beings that need a physical body to interact with our reality, using it as a way to experience through our senses the things they cannot. Some of those might end up piling up into a degen orgy.

>>41468656
>he thinks I'm the dumbass

ngmi