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>Trackers:
https://theskylive.com/3dsolarsystem?objs=c2025n1
https://ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/tools/sbdb_lookup.html#/?sstr=C%2F2025%20N1&view=VOP

>latest:
The Earth is currently being bombarded by a series of solar X flares

>Confirmed Anomalies
https://youtu.be/m40gXjIu1x8
>Estimated size:
1-5km diameter probably more
>Estimated Mass:
33 Billion tons
>Probability of retrograde inclination of 175.11°, almost perfectly aligned with the solar system:
0.2%.
>Cumulative probability of making close approaches to Venus, Mars, and Jupiter:
≲0.005%.
>Probability of the object being masked from Earth’s view by glare at perihelion:
7%.
>continued silence from all space agencies

>Check the zeitgeist of /pol/ and /x/:
https://schizodot.wtf/

>Other oddities:
The IAA SETI post-detection protocols just updated first time in 15 years https://arxiv.org/pdf/2510.14506
Size and weight of 3i/Atlas are only estimates.
3i/Atlas deviated its course and speed after perihelion.
Many UAP's have been sighted since 3i detection.
Multiple comets entered the inner solar system since 3i detection.
Increase in solar activity.
NASA caught manipulating data on its Solar Observatory website.
Growing magnetic field anomaly in south Atlantic region.
FAA updated its air traffic control handbook to include UAP reporting
https://youtu.be/Sgm3hNFKEbc
Latest noticings by Shiva Meucci:
https://medium.com/@ShivaMeucci/3i-atlas-is-170-brighter-than-jpl-says-it-should-be-960465ac2f8b

>sauce:
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/@DiegoSanAraujo
https://www.youtube.com/@DobsonianPower
https://www.youtube.com/@TheAngryAstronaut
https://www.youtube.com/@GaleriaDoMeteorito
https://www.youtube.com/@StefanBurns
https://www.youtube.com/@JohnLenardWalson
https://www.youtube.com/@CristinaG
https://www.youtube.com/@RaysAstrophotography
Avi Loeb: https://avi-loeb.medium.com/
Shiva Meucci: https://medium.com/@ShivaMeucci

>>41471492 (OP)
Just a rock.
Take your meds.

first

Flare? Are you saying it's Bahamut?

I don't really care about the solar flares beyond that they may fry my electronics, I just want to know if the thing is alien and coming at us or not. Even if it and the flares are related.
If y'all want to lose your shit over getting fried to a crisp by the sun, that's all on you.

>>41471492 (OP)
I think that other thread was made to keep track of the solar activity specifically (seemingly) associated with 3I/ATLAS. I guess an anon thought it was necessary. Idk, I may be wrong. I was confused too

>>4147152
Dalamud confirmed

At the time of this bake the schizo dot is reporting:
DOOM.
Please enjoy your doomy morning, afternoon or evening wherever you may be.

>>41471545
No, nothing alien. Nothing catastrophic. Nothing world ending.

It's Nothing, Like always

>>41471492 (OP)
It's a med
Take your rocks

>>41471581
You know what, buddy? I don't fucking believe you.

>>41471547
It was weird, dude ripped our dough but only part of it then let it die. Figured I'd just start a new one to get us back on track.

>>41471528
Yes, Garuda

>>41468294
quickly delete system 32. that will resolve any issues you have.

>>41471492 (OP)
FYI, you can make a "faraday cage" with just a simple metal box with no holes in it. no need to buy those plastic mylar bags or wire mesh contraptions. make sure some part of that box touches the ground (grounding) either directly or with a well attached metal wire going from the box to the ground. i just saved you a couple hundred dollars, you are whale cum.

According to Tiago there is another comet called C/2025 K1 Atlas being used to muddy the waters for people to say 3/IAtlas broke up. 3I/Atlas is still intact.

>>41471607
would

>>41471609
Heres C/2025 K1 Atlas

>>41471604
How does that work if it's in something that conductive? An insulator is not needed to line the box? This is a genuine question. I've never researched how faraday cages work.

People are so focused on this rock in the sky that no one will notice I have AIDS

>>41471620
So it hasn't disappeared, or did it reappear?

>>41471609
I remember lots of threads ago a retard trying to push atlas having a tail but it was k1 atlas

>>41471636
3I/Atlas was visible yesterday

>>41471636
Anon that was Borisov... It never disappeared. Mushroom Burns is probably paid by the system or a glowie to distract everyone.

>>41471636
Never disappeared

>>41471633
>anon finally realized I gave him aids

>>41471492 (OP)
The Jews have generated the solar flare happening in order to distract us from the 3ayyAtlas happening, that was created by them in order to distract us from the Epstein files.
They will escalate with another happening to distract us from the solar flare

I’ve been farting nonstop. Anyone else’s body’s feeling the effects from the cme?

>>41471492 (OP)
So anything happen yet?

No? No way, I'm shocked

>>41471648
Who is "the system"?

>>41471629
Yea, i forgot to mention you need insulation between the metal box and whatever you have inside. a few layers of cardboard or even thin pieces of wood is enough. just make sure again that there are no gaps for a spark to jump through. but if your grounding wire is thick enough, it should channel most of the energy away.

>>41471677
I have had an 8/10 headache since I woke up and am irrationally angry (I always am though)

>>41471697
I'm angry because of the fucking solar flare. I'm literally seething and foaming at the screen, fuck solar flares

>>41471685
the system is our enemy. it is made up of the every day world. all the people you see work to support the whether they know about it or not. and until they are freed, they will fight to defend the system

>>41471620
how many fucking atlases are there? we are fucked

>>41471492 (OP)
To you and any other anons baking, this anon would appreciate the removal of the "schizo dot".

It's basically useless as a tool, reeks of narcissism, (only /pol/ and /x/ matter, hurrrr) it's a waste of resources, and it's mere existence makes a mockery of the actual scientific research being done with the GCP dot.

If whoever was responsible for it is reading this, I'm sorry for being so harsh, but sentiment analysis is basically the opposite of useful for this type of application, it only reveals the surface. If you or someone wanted to make one that actually matters a better way to go about it would be to find the gematria sum of every post on all the boards of 4chan, though limiting it to just /x/ and /pol/ is ok I guess if it's a budget issue, and have a system more similar to the GCP. While still not true RNG like it is, it would still have significant variance that could be metaphysically valuable information.

>>41471742
The meme dot was always stupid but the new one is even more so, yeah. Of course a couple of forums of weirdos on the internet are going to be closely focused on specific subjects.

>>41471742
bro chill out, it's just a dor

New Cristina Gomez:
https://youtu.be/zdwFsUeApG0

>>41471717
I'm literally happy and satisfied that I pay taxes for a cabal of pedos. I also I'm glad that I can send money to Israel. The system is perfect. The problem is you schizochuds that don't comply. Accept the status quo. Sadists and psychos are the masters of reality because the strong rules the weak, bow down you pathetic creatures.

It was revealed to me in a vision that this thing is going to enter Earth's orbit and cause changes to the biosphere

>>41471492 (OP)
>UPDATE

so is this pro comet, or pro ayys?

>>41471731
3I/Atlas could be scout/distraction
https://theskylive.com/comets

>>41471841
This is in line with the various paranormal projections that stated atlas is very significant and will change everything, but not in the stereotypical "ayys invasion" way

>>41471492 (OP)
Haha

>>41471742
What a whiny faggot you are
>recommends using jew numerology
LMFAO

>>41471881
The tail contains spores, like in the "Day of the Triffids" movie

>>41471492 (OP)
Why have there been no updates on its brightness yet? Last few days have been quiet with the exception of these uneventful flares.

>>41471881
3I/Atlas has a giant black shield infront of it

>>41471914
The lack of brightness updates makes these threads quite dull

>>41471935
CARLOS!

>>41471742
>waste of resources
kek, what?

>>41471923
Source and date please

>>41471935
I'm upset it took
>>41471940
This to get the pun. Here are both of you guys' (you)

>>41471965
https://youtu.be/gU-pd1dKZNE

>>41471492 (OP)
Blue Origin delays second New Glenn launch again due to solar storms: https://tech.yahoo.com/science/articles/blue-origin-delays-second-glenn-152216018.html

So maybe the ayys have better intel on what we are doing than we think

>>41471923
Probably tired of Sol's CMEs

>>41471914
Here, you can always check for yourself:
https://cobs.si/comet/2643/

>>41471995
They certainly do. Gold and copper are good for EMP shielding. It's what the AYYs mine the most from Earth and retard think is "le Gods want le gold!" Now they don't want us to use nuclear weapons... It's clear as day they want us to not have ANY chance to rebel against them.

>>41472043
Solar storm could affect the satellites/comms/tracking needed for usage of nuclear weapons

>source
Just speculation.

>>41472043
>copper and gold have healing capabilities

>>41472043
>Gold and copper are good for EMP shielding
silver is better but $$$, aluminium modellers mesh will do, if you're on a budget

>>41471588
appreciate it fren, i was worried they had got what they want (killed the threads)

>>41471492 (OP)
>UPDATE

we're not out of it yet

>>41472043
Good intel requires either: (1) local presence or (2) exquisite remote viewing

If Atlas is their ship, then by definition it carries something they don't already have here:

- Boots on the ground, if they only used RV and biodrones?

- A terraforming station?

- A hive/containers to carry the human suckers that will get on the ships (or their souls)?

- A huge antenna to place in orbit around the Earth, to take mental control (possession) of most of the population?

- An impactor to swing at Earth in order to put us back in our place? Or as "artillery" before troop landing?

> Gold and copper are good for EMP shielding. It's what the AYYs mine the most from Earth

There are supposed to be asteroids out there much richer in metals than the Earth. I am afraid they are after habitable land, our bodies, or our souls

>>41472101
>A hive/containers to carry the human suckers that will get on the ships (or their souls)?
Yesss good goy, only a sucker would get on the ships instead of staying here where we own you!

>>41471677
no squirting but a decent headache earlier, seems to have passed now

>>41471685
is 'mushroom burns' the 10% 3ayyy and 90% horoscope bs guy?

>>41472101
>There are supposed to be asteroids out there much richer in metals than the Earth
I don't disagree with that but it's what people that know about these aliens say. They mine copper and gold and have bases in the ocean. If you get too close you are cosmic dust.

>>41471856
Atlas is sentient, and I believe he has a family that is coming behind him.

>>41472091
No problem.
There are at least 3 or 4 regular bakers now, with a few others who step in when they are needed. We're not going anywhere for a while and as you know...
We're here forever

>>41472122
There has been a lot of talk about amphibious ayys

Maybe they want to colonize our oceans

Let us live on land, send out foraging expeditions to continents like we send fishing ships to the sea

For sanitary reasons, they may nuke land locations that pump too much shit into the water

>>41472117
Yep

Update
I officially shit my pants. God damn solar flares.

>>41472022
honestly might be right about that
we're assuming the two events are linked
they might've just been taken surprise by a sudden geostorm cluster, same as everybody else

could also just be like a plasma covering, space is weird
idk, but don't think it's that weird to find that out now

>>41472171
the flares didn't do that
you did

you're a goddamn animal

>>41472187
Didn’t have this problem before the flares. Checkmate

>>41472171
I shit my bed the other day. Nice and wet Hershey squirts too.

>>41471686
Ahh, that makes sense. Thank you anon :)

>>41471492 (OP)
New avi Loeb.

Just a Q&Ayy though

>>41472101
> Ai interpretation of my remote viewing

I've been gone for the past day of threads, what I'd miss?

>>41472235
The solar flares are causing people to spontaneously start remote pooing their pants

>>41472101
I hope humanity likes gold in amazing hues.

>>41471685
The noc hive mind that infects everything from science to religion. The general population is no different than AI. They're trained on data sets, and they don't have the ability to venture outside of that data set unless "the system" allows them to have an update.

>>41472245
*npc hivemind

>>41471685
What is (((the Matrix)))?

>>41471492 (OP)
>UPDATE
this is still something their talking about? I thought it was solved already and

>>41472241
Also old threads are being wiped but no reason has been given

>>41472294
I don't know what's real anymore, some say it's still going in it's original trajectory, others say coming at us, and then it apparently exploded, but now it has a tail, but it's not really a tail because it's pointing at the sun, I don't know what the fuck is going on, this is what happens when the people with the good cameras stay silent for so long

>>41471856
It showed the earth getting fried by a carrington-style event, soon, and shortly thereafter the object arrives, and something about it causes all the animals to go nuts, thrusting large swaths of the world directly back into the food chain

>>41472294
C/2025 K1 Atlas and Borisov broke up not 3I/Atlas

Daymn, look at dat dot

If it was coming towards us AND exploded, isn't that like a interstellar cluster munition at that point?

>>41472294
K1 atlas fragmented. 3i atlas still looks the same and Borisov seems to be there, that was just mushroom burns distraction.

>>41471958
doing sentiment analysis on every post from /x/ and /pol/ once per hour probably uses up enough power to run a fridge for several hours every hour

not much in the grand scheme of things, but still it adds up

>>41472316
>C/2025 K1 Atlas and Borisov broke up
I didn't know they were together

>>41472325
Didn't know it could get that red...

3I/Atlas is sentient and knows you are talking about it.
It finds the discussion funny.
It wants to know why do you guys wants a saviour so much, if you have more agency than a tree.

>>41472325
no one cares bro lmfao

>>41472332
Rumor has it, if it turns black, it's the end of everything.

>>41472333
It should understand the issues we face now are too complex and universal to manage on our own. Every good tree needs pruning once in awhile to stay healthy

>>41472333
>want a saviour so much
If 3I was so smart it would know we are slaves to evil assholes.

>>41472333
just in case this is real I'll try to answer: Our temporary subjective experience will be brought to an end for most of us if we attempt to save ourselves. Most of humanity are still attached emotionally to this temporary subjective existence and don't want it to end yet. They want a way to stop the powerful individuals from doing things that the majority of humanity finds morally abhorrent without the mass casualty event that would cause if we attempted to overthrow the powerful individuals.

>>41472334
you vastly overestimate the average intelligence of /x/ and /pol/ posters.

>>41472325
Collective suicide wen?

>>41472313
Given that many people are effectively animals, that would check the zombie apocalypse box too

>>41472333
Tell it I said I said NO U, YA GIANT SPACEFAGGOT. I think you're just free-floating around the galaxy looking for a big enough cock to satisfy you.

>>41472134
Holy fuck making new threads isn't some special skill jfc

>>41471742
Holy shit the dot really is onto something! We've 1upped even the H1B glow-contractors.
>>41472294
The well is poisoned yet the dot lives on

>>41471492 (OP)
Old Farmer's Almanac, founded in 1792, is being shut down

The penny, in continuous usage since 1793, is being discontinued: https://apnews.com/article/us-mint-treasury-department-penny-end-production-86139df5644ef0885a9baf98e9677380

Arrival of Atlas marks the end of an era.

>>41471699
baazaakaa cute

>>41472413
I fucking hope. I'm so tired of non-happenings.

>>41472413
Thats more about them eliminating the farmer from every turning pennys into dollars again

>>41472408
.t loosh farmer excited about the increased yields his new equipment is generating

>>41471629
Pretty sure your microwave is a faraday cage, just throw your shit in there assuming we get any kind of warning

>>41472107
I'm stealing a couple of other anon's theory on this: do the opposite of what the authorities say. It's unlikely they would say to go (they want as many slaves on Earth as possible), but anything is possible and I'd take any suggestion to go as an enormous red flag. If anything comes to pass I think it's 99% likely a lockdown will eventuate, and it will be made illegal under martial law to try to communicate with the ayys.

>>41471588
Dubs of guidance, good job anon. I was eyeing the bump limit and had fresh dough on hand baked in the discord, appreciate you keeping your own sourdough starter on hand, I had to sleep. o7

>>41471685
Petrochemical barons that prop up militarized blood libel cultists who adapt the sacrifices to their local region. Basically the plot of Speed Racer, wonder why they chopped the writers dicks off.

>>41472514
((They)) will not say get on the ships. Social media influencers back by them will.

>>41472413
Canada's penny has been out of production for a while

>>41472544
No problem, fren.
Go ahead and take over the next bake if you can.
TY.

How do I edit posts here

>>41472578
you tag yourself with the correction

i will be doing some very scientific testing on whether or not aliens are repelled by THC smoke
the results may be groundbreaking.

>>41472585
Tag your self and just post the new comment

>>41472326
well, it may have been nuked, jus sayin
or picrel

>>41472475
i used to think that, but apparently if you put your phone in one it still rings

>>41472591
Report back anon, advise if you require backup

Bored. Something happen already!

>>41472678
You should enjoy your last few days of peace, anon. I implore you.

>>41472702
Nothing is gonna happen, chill. If it didn't happen yet, it won't

>>41472702
Last time I got told this, nothing happened

>>41472678
Already looking for an heliun tank so nothing happens to me forever
Think 20Lts is enough, lads?
Got a plastic bag and a tube Ready

>>41472702
Man I wish but nothing ever happens.

>>41472514
It's already been made illegal to contact aliens under SETI protocol updates.
Used to be technically "encouraged" with the idea that you would get either abducted or black bagged through popular culture, but now it's been updated to say "fine you talked to them, that's ok AS LONG AS YOU SUBMIT TO AN UNDEFINED QUARANTINE AND DIDN'T ACTUALLY TELL THEM ANYTHING ALMOST LIKE AN ENEMY IN ACTIVE WARTIME"
METI (messaging) hasn't even had protocols written yet but they did reference it the conference this year for needing to be updated, and radio signals are already restricted to all hell if you exist on Earth so, yeah I'm getting on the ships.

>UPDATE

so is bigger tail more pro or anti ayy?

I already asked once
>>41471849
>>41471881

But didn't get an affirmative

>>41472767
It's increasing its thrusters... indubitably...

>>41472767
There's two ways to look at it
>Comets are usually clusters of gas, rock and ice
>5-7 jets we saw were pressure release and now bigger tail is regular outgassing
But the jets would imply it lost cohesion or "blew up", which space articles are saying didn't happen
The other option
>Orbs were earth ayys or DUMB ships, went out to fuck off our first major interstellar visitor and now it's smoking dirty gas from damage, making the sun shit farts at us
>We are witnessing a repeat of the Nurembourg battle from 500 years ago but we have cellphones so they do a little Masquerade

>>41472727
When I want to kill myself, I remember all my enemies that would be happy about it. I will fucking stay alive even if its just to spite them

>>41472767
I've been looking into my ayyy sources and it's entirely possible everything you've heard or seen about ayyys might just be a long term entirely manufactured MIC psyop or even partially so
Everything is too manufactured and coordinated in terms of the social media.
It's like every social media platform including "based and redpilled" X dot com seems to be undergoing a barrage of Alice In Wonderland Effect content. Including here.

We're not able to prove any of this shit is real ourselves. --
And yet the barrage continues and only thing we can actually notice and quantify...
Is how confused and disorientated everyone is.

Stay calm. Read. Notice. Pay attention.
But stay emotionless and calm.
Don't over invest in any of it.
Just keep pattern watching.
Just take it all in like it's all part of the same phenomenon.

Maybe they didn't release the photos because it shows that it's an alien craft.
Maybe they didn't release the photos because it shows it's jesus returning.
Maybe they didn't release the photos because it's clearly manmade and a psyop.
Maybe they didn't release the photos because it proves it's just a rock.

We don't know, we may never know.
We do know the chaos and confusion it's causing.
Don't let it disrupt your plans for the future, don't let it drive you crazy. Don't let it change who you are or what you believe.
Trust your human instincts and human spirituality and human wisdom, the ones you'd have if you were just naked in the wild staring up at the sky thinking of what your family/tribe taught you around the fire... without a single jewish MIC mason psyop running through your head.

>>41472773
Two alice in wonderland effect narratives.
I saw a third on X well crafted about how they're epoch angels and there's a thing called a keeper and it mixes in a little bit of the ayy theory and the soul prison planet theory.
But explains that all those other theories are tests and this is a garden to grow your soul and there's "crew" here, everyone has souls like the ayyy says, but some are powerful, but it's all theatrics to grow your soul.

Alice in wonderland effect.

It's all supposed to disorient and confuse us and it's very very likely after the dust is settled the real goal is to provide well backed easily proven explanations for all of it just to make us look crazy and ostracize us and everyone criticising israel and the nwo pedo elite.

Don't go crazy.
Observe the ENTIRE phenomenon as a whole phenomenon and if you're worried about end times and soul stuff just a little bit.
You just know nobody knows whats on the other side truly.
If you stay honest, humble, and know what's right and just, know what you've done that is wrong is wrong and ask for forgiveness. Your soul is covered in almost every religion except the demonic ones. You're good.

>>41472727
Fill balloons with He. Put in black trash bags so they barely float, and they look like orbs. Attach blinking bike lights. Wait for a bit of wind, then release them next to a place that will notice and chimp out. Point lasers at the balloons. Enjoy.

Since you don't care about your life, you have nothing in the world to fear, so you can provide for yourself any entertainment you wish!

>>41472852
My soul ain't covered, I'm a cunt. Feels like ichor. But I get you.

>>41472727
see loosh glowies would do this
they would make posts like this to spread despair and inspire people who are close to the edge in following along by "normalising" it
if that's not your intention, don't do this
don't announce your suicide + look for validation + recipe + instruction manual

so cattle or dark glowpost?
call it.

>>41472866
If you know you're a cunt why are you choosing to keep being one?

>>41472876
It's like a compulsion. I actively attempt to not be one. Weird situation to be in.

It is just a rock.
Pay your taxes.
Pay your denbts.
Tell the State how much bitcoin you have (if any).
Celebrate the State as it robs you of your future.
Celebrate science(tm) as Stacy denies you sex.
Celebrate taxes as your money goes to support Tyrone.
Celebrate sports and porn as Chad fucks every woman in town.
Watch more television, be allied to Israel(tm).
Vote in a party that has nothing to do with your needs.
Stop questioning, thinking hurts your brain.
It is just a rock.

Go back to work.

>>41472866
you murdered, raped or stolen from someone that causes genuine hardship to them?
have you actively and maliciously made someone's life worse or caused bodily harm?
if no you're fine

drugs and sex stuff like masturbation consensual pre-marital sex etc is self-harm and might not even be self-harm who the fuck knows

you've been psyop'd
just restore karmic balance throughout your life and ask for forgiveness for the things you know deep down are wrongs done to others or to yourself, that's it
you KNOW what is wrong and what is right, deep down, intuitively, innately, you know, those are the things you have to answer to and you dont need to do it in rituals and with priests or kneeling at your bed with hands clasped
do not despair, fight on

Can someone tell me who is this Epstein everybody is talking about?

>>41472905
www.google.com

>>41472905
You shouldn't worry about it.

>>41472910
Hmm, I ended in a poker site.

>>41472913
Why?

>>41472905
>>41472915
no idea never heard of that name before

>>41472915
because if you're somehow so blissfully unaware of who epstein is you should probably just go back to coloring with crayons or whatever you do with your time

asking who epstein is in this place in particular is like signing up for SCUBA lessons and being shocked it involves water

>>41472927
I read he is a relative of Einstein and currently involved with NASA. Anyone knows about his research on 3I/Atlas?

>>41472942
I heard he invited Avi Loeb to a remote island so they can look at 3i/Atlas with less light pollution

>>41472942
sounds about right i believe it
i think you know the most about it
feel free to share with the group

>>41472905
How the fuck is this bait working

>>41472959
It's just anons being retarded

>>41472959
the rock is boring to talk about so now we talk about Epstein

it's so over

>>41472959
we should be talking about 3iAtlas, instead he's replying to himself, they're all over the site trying to drum up people about epstein to spread the misinformation democrats just released about trump

>>41472959
no ones actually talking about it because we all saw it for what it was
we just gave him a (you) with some bs attached

>>41471600
Thank you anon, I've deleted the virus system 32 now my computer is super fast :o

>>41471587
You don't have to believe it, it's simply true, it's not extraordinary

>>41471677
I've been blowing loads further and faster than before

>>41473102
thats your superpower from your pineal gland opening

Man I sure love pretending that making threads about rocks on the lowest IQ board on 4chan is some kind of special power

THE NOAA AURORA DASHBOARD IS GONE


AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>41473175
? I don't get it

>>41473179
nvm it's back up I got a brief error lol

>>41471492 (OP)
>POTENTIAL UPDATE

Solar storms, bright ass "comet" ship, and now doomsday planes in the air!

anons....is it happening?

(also, page 3 without hitting limit, wtf?)

>>41473446
Source is ny prepped I don't know if I can trust that schizo

>>41473446
good morning saar

>>41473446
BLUEBEAM SOON

>>41473446
Please be happening so I don't have to go to work tomorrow

>>41473446
Bluebeam event phase 4 imminent. prepare yourselves. unplug wifi and anything wireless take out your SIM good luck.

space fake
earf flat with dome
alliums is blue beans

>>41473446
>(also, page 3 without hitting limit, wtf?)
slow news day + I doubt most of the good astrophotographers are going to risk having their equipment out during the solar storm.

>>41473550
so few or no new pics

>>41473464
I checked most of the military movements he's quoting are accurate. China also signed a no tariff trade deal with Venezuela.

To the ayy mommies that are monitoring this thread..

Abduct me first, I've been through some tragic shit you can verify. I don't want to be here with these faggots anymore.

looks like those solar farts did fuck all, im away to wank to futa

>>41473582
Dude that's gross.

Still have incoming.
Tonight and tomorrow:
https://www.spaceweatherlive.com/en/solar-activity/huxt-forecast.html

>>41473572
Get in line nigga.

>>41473446
I'm going to sleep anons. If the world end (it wont) before i wake up then it was pleasure to shitpost and speculate with all of you. Maybe more of those red sky phenomena will occur this night near my place. Who knows

>>41473616
At least I'm not brown.

>Atlas farted mega hard
>wasn't destroyed after
>Gas is all gone
>Has a new anti tail
Funny object

>>41473498
honestly this would be the time for it
>>41473550
oh, good point. with how bad they say it could get, caution would be good.
>>41473570
thanks for checking, fren :)
>>41473627
until we meet again, fren :)

>>41473639
Also new Avi Loeb
https://avi-loeb.medium.com/3i-atlas-is-still-a-single-body-with-a-sunward-anti-tail-after-perihelion-667fe41c0071

>>41473666
ominous trips.

>>41473666
Checked
Capcha:N02WMD

>>41473666
how tf did it not asplode

>>41473446
Military jets flew over my house today!they never fly here! Something is happening

>>41473709
It didn't explode. It looks exactly the same as before and all the "smoke" is gone, also it has only an anti tail now again. I bet the "smoke" before is just the ship eliminating all the excess heat from all the CMEs or something like that.

>>41473733
Avi said in the post that this was likely due to using a different filter to capture those smoke fields

>>41473733
yeah but like how did it survive all the sun braps

>>41472886
Yes sir, reporting for duty to fuck Skrungo's mom.

>>41473733
I think the "smoke" from that one image was just an artifact from how the image was processed. I was going to do research on it, but decided not to since it was just a one off thing and no other images have shown the same or even similar properties.

>>41473762
This is absolute junk.
How DARE you break containment.

>>41473733
>eliminating all the excess heat from all the CMEs or something like that.

oh, fuck. Didn't even think of that. spoopy

>>41471492 (OP)
>UPDATE

we're getting Disclosure before next week!

>>41473820
>Are the releasing the files to distract from the ayys
>Or releasing the ayys to distract from the files
>Only time will tell

>>41473820
>politicians will hold a vote on whether to release incriminating evidence against themselves

Still getting brighter:
https://cobs.si/comet/2643/

>>41473869
Well that's not good

>>41473869
As it gets closest to earth it will continue to get brighter then when it starts moving away it will get dim..are you slow?

It's just a rock dude

>As it gets closest to earth it will continue to get brighter then when it starts moving away it will get dim..are you slow?
Except the prediction models show the exact opposite of what you state... do you glow?
Yeah, I think you do. No (You)'s for you.

Stephan Burns live:
https://youtu.be/fDywjyrjfjQ

>>41473869
Beautiful. Theoretical curve expects dimming after perihelion, as it gets further from the sun. Observations data are waay above the theoretical curve after perihelion. Nice.

>>41474013
Yeah, it seems to me that Meucci's hypothesis (and math) may be right.

>>41473869
Does that mean it's coming towards us now?

>>41474040
It looks like that may be the case.

>>41474000
checked. still got like 7 minutes.

...so he says. slow bastard.

>>41474040
>>41474049
It will be "coming towards us" until december 19, then it will start heading away.... according to the assumed physics

>>41474000
boom schakolada

>>41474064
Well the assumed physics are also calling for a decrease in magnitude by a tenth of a point per day, when visual observations are actually showing an increase in brightness... so there is that.

>>41473572
If there's more than one ayy, there's more than one ship

Can I wrap my electronics in aluminium to protect them from doomsday tier solar flares if theyre even real?

>>41474118
No, use plastic.

>>41474118
You can use your microwave or a fridge apparently. Just don't microwave them when you got em in there.

Why does every major solar flare always conveniently fire off when facing away from Earth? Whereas all we get are the weak non grid crippling flares. Makes me feel like something really does have a vested interest in keeping this demonic playground going for as long as possible.

>>41474089
What if this is the only ship and every ayyy from a dying planet is sleeping

>>41474144
the sun is sentient

And there you go. Elon leaking what we've been theorizing.

>>41474192
bro wtf I did not even read the last posts in the thread before posting this. >>41474203

>>41471868
my pronouns are
>3I / Atlas
Don't misgender me you petraphobe

>>41473733
check the 33's

3i/Atlas is OP

>>41472813
>Maybe they didn't release the photos because it proves it's just a rock.
doubt

>>41472813
MIB is soft disclosure

>>41472886
its "debts" anon

>>41471604
would my gun safe suffice? asking because i don't want my red dots to an hero

>>41472813
>he's never seen an alien spacecraft for himself

Has anyone been able to determine if the nucleolus is still intact? Wasn't that supposed to be the smoking gun?
>webm not related just ai slop I find amusing

>>41474280
>>41473733

>>41473572
we hear your plea, how many times a day would you like to be milked?

>>41474203
>what the fuck does that even mean, Elon Musk?

>>41473733
looks nice and bright....

>>41474288
ty anon

I'm assuming Avi is waiting until December 19th to increase his odds of it being ayys?

>>41472333
Balance of power and the means available to the bereaved on this planet.
Vast swathes of people on this planet have a shred of understand of our true status in the "big picture". Our role can be briefly defined as a brutal form of intergenerational slavery.
3i/Atlas represents a potential ray of hope to realize deliverance from a form of torturous bondage. A possible outcome of its intervention could genuinely could be summarized as, "Saving the World". If so, it could break the circle, end the cycle of pain. Not necessarily from entering into battle, but by representing a firm confirmation of a concealed truth.

Despite the effort spent to conceal, it is rather apparent that an ET power bloc (true title and nature: unknown; but the most likely candidate seems to be the "Orion Group", sic. as hinted at by fragments of information). They have evidently enjoyed a position of enormous influence and control here for millennia.
Other alien factions whispering through the bars of our cage, at least from those those whom present themselves as benevolent, say the Orions are regarded as a rather hostile, warlike empire which in the context of their alleged presence here cannot be thought of as a positive presence, either for Mankind, this planet, or other lifeforms here.

It is only natural that sapient beings do not wish to have such an oppressive and exploitative status inflicted upon us by what can only be thought of as a hostile, implacable, malevolent unseen empire.

They are not wise rulers or ones having the best interests of Mankind in mind, based on inferring downstream effects from this hypothesis. One can infer from the inferred arms of their network, that their objective here is the enslavement and harvest of our entire species. A crucial aspect of maintaining this control is subterfuge, suppressing technologies, murder, torture, blackmail, and devolution.

>In short: we who lie upon this stone, destined to be beasts of burden, eagerly await a friend.

>>41474040
yup, brighter = ++ungood

unless it's sweet baby jesus 2.0

>>41474203
He’s an idiot and almost screwed up the us government. Don’t trust what he says. Also says ayys aren’t real when that’s statistically impossible.

>>41474325
I honestly can't say.
If that is his plan he may need to advance his timetable since it looks like they may get here early based on the magnitude data.

>>41474064
nope. dec19th is just the closest it would have gotten, on its original predicted trajectory

>>41474300
IIRC Studies show that plasma phenomena behave as if they’re sentient, so the sun is just a giant ball of plasma, yeah? So maybe because it’s a bigger ball of plasma it’s more sentient/conscious, yeah?

>>41471492 (OP)
>UPDATE

Storms back

>>41474355
I assume it's like a big beehive yeah. If we have free floating forms in our upper atmosphere, and we're plasma trapped in meat suit salt batteries that work together, makes sense getting your "essence" back into a big beehive of a star is desirable. Maybe we're energetic rejects.

>>41474342
how early we talking? like, thanksgiving early? like the pilgrims in america?

thats foreboding...

>>41474131
a fridge or freezer would probably work, just get some aluminium tape to go over the seal. microwaves are not faraday cages, just the door has some shielding

>>41474355
so 3i/atlas might've just talked to the sun, to butt blast us the last few days?

>>41474203
he's been hitting the ketamine again

>>41474364
That’s spot on actually

>>41474388
We just don't sing good enough huh. Makes sense, however grim.

>>41474377
Maybe, maybe it’s like what >>41474364 said.

>>41474371
Read this:
https://medium.com/@ShivaMeucci/3i-atlas-is-170-brighter-than-jpl-says-it-should-be-960465ac2f8b
Its light curve is doing exactly what he said it would do if it was coming significantly closer to Earth than originally estimated.
Don't know an exact date

Let's do a little schizo thinking yeah?
>>41474377
>>41474388
>>41474393
>>41474396
We have only been around a little bit and we've theorized we could make a Dyson Sphere. Why aren't there thousands of races each with individual Dyson Sphere planetary systems almost like spore? The universe is quite old after all.

We also now know plasma is alive. And we're kinda plasma but kinda not. And we hold energy life forms in high regard in mythology and factual recognizance of their kinda superior differences to us. So..what if the reason there are no Dyson spheres but there are plenty of stars and "go towards the light" are related

>>41471492 (OP)
END IT END IT END IT END IT END IT

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>>41474371
looking at the original vs shiva trajectories, early to mid december seems likely. maybe sooner, depending on how much speed its managed to pile on and if its aiming to hit us or orbit. if orbit, it will need to slow down on the final approach.

>>41474325
>to increase his odds of it being ayys?
why take so long when then can just come straight at us? It's just a comet but also space is fake and gay

>>41471492 (OP)
>UPDATE

debates over, go home everybody

>>41474408
Uh, Shiva?

>>41474501
https://medium.com/@ShivaMeucci/3i-atlas-china-just-proved-the-cover-up-tianwen-1-images-deliberately-degraded-3-600-1db4f55a078f

bottom half of that article, its worth reading it all though, and their others

>>41474499
I'm home, do I go outside?

>>41474408
My scherzo theory is that this Dec 19 date Avi keeps spamming is the date they should arrive. He knows something and isn't telling us I'm sure of it.

any new info bros preferably not from paki twitter accounts pls

>>41474543
best we got is
>>41473666
not a bad one. raises more questions than answers.

has this been talked about yet?

>>41474574
idk why some of the paragraphs are repeated in my sc

>>41474574
That's a lot of bullshit. Stars are nuclear "matters" and the "multiverse" is fine.

>>41474568
i can't tell if he is based or not he is one of them and he seems to love the attention he was bragging so much on cuck rogan

>>41474000
holy checked
now that was some happening
did the CME stop for now at least?

>>41474526
Oh, so it's just a coincidence that it's the god of destruction's name...

>>41474611
Yeah, there haven't been any new ones.
We're still in a G2 storm, but it's not as bad as was originally predicted.

This is going to hit us, is it not? I think It'll curve and come at us super hard

>>41474353
that's basically what he said tho...

>”NOOOOO, ANON!!!! DONT GOO!!!!!
WE NEED YOU TO CLOCK IN!!!!”””
Honestly the only thing really holding me back from leaving is my dog, I really don’t want to leave her behind

Who should I be following for unbiased up to date news on this?

>>41474629
then take her with

>>41474633
Maybe you should read the OP

>>41471492 (OP)
NEWSFLASH - Another Crazy Coincidenc

On January 26, 2026, at 01:47 UTC, Earth will perfectly align between the Sun and interstellar comet 3I/ATLAS.Earth’s angular size from the comet: 0.460°
Sun’s angular size from the comet: 0.430°
Result: total solar eclipse lasting 14 minutes (01:40–01:54 UTC)
Distance from Earth to 3I/ATLAS: 1.81 AU (~270 million km)
No collision; comet is far outside Earth’s orbit

Day side facing comet: 0° 02′ N, 171° 58′ W
Central Pacific Ocean, ~1,100 km east of Kiribati
Local time: ~13:47 (UTC–12)

Night side (opposite): 0° 02′ N, 8° 02′ E
Gabon, ~30 km north of Libreville
Local time: 02:47 (UTC+1), full darkness

This rare alignment — Earth eclipsing the Sun for an interstellar object — has not been widely reported.

>>41474645
I like videos that explain the latest because I'm retarded and need to be spoonfed info desu

>>41471492 (OP)
Ray's Astrophotography is live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHhuNRVk6_o

>>41474649
if 3iAtlas' tail continues to point toward the sun, on Jan 26 2026, it will be pointing directly at us.

Hi, I made this comparison between the leaked images and the real ones they do share some similarities. I hope this helps contribute.

>>41474699
bruh I knew they were real.

>>41474699
checked

I dont know enough about space to know how easily fake leaks could look real

>>41474662
Finally!!!
You guys are getting it, we will be going through its ejection.

nickelpentacarbonyl - nasty toxic stuff

the uses of irontetracarbonyl,
Activating nano technologies.

>>41474699
https://ppl-ai-code-interpreter-files.s3.amazonaws.com/web/direct-files/0274d2f11e23ab13023893dab3e53a95/8a829bb5-73c2-4854-8a13-a85751ecd82e/index.html

>>41474733
>Stays inside
>Stay alive

Nothing personnel kid

>>41474733
respct. Idk about all the nickelstuff. explain that more. i think it's extraordinarily magnetic, and on that date i'ts pointing directly in the middle of the ring of fire ... .. ... ..

>>41474747
>stay inside
>lose chance to gain superpowers
fail

>>41474733
>>41474747
>>41474766

The digits

>>41474780
January 26th, 2026
Any other schizos out there know how numerology ties to this date and can further confirm my doom?

>>41474655
>need to be spoonfed info
That is literally the whole purpose of this website, anon.

>>41474364
yoooo i like this theory

>>41474766
It’s made of a dirty snowball,
nickel iron carbon oxygen all loose and melting, melting
Pulled towards the sun because charge
Iron will bond with carbon and oxygen into irontetracarbonyl a toxic stardust crosses our path with one use in our modern world. It activates nano particles
The nickel penta carbonyl is just nasty stuff used in industry for refining but not common on earth.

>>41474803
so these nanoparticles are here on Earth already?

>>41474793
1 26 = 9
2 26 = 10

? We do it again ?

>>41474819
I don’t have any for sale if that’s what your asking.
If you bought some… no refunds.

>>41474834
well if these things activate nanoparticles, what are the nanoparticles going to do? Express unexpressed gene sequences or something?

>>41474403
It’s weird that you say this because I’ve been thinking as of late most gods from various mythologies sound like humans but more capable, IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GET SCHIXO-Tier about this imagine if said god’s of old were body hoppers and those reptile anons have it wrong, it’s not reptiles, demons, but instead is us and was us all along.

>>41474699
yeah the """fake" leaks have: numerous jets? check, orbiting 'things'? check. also the degraded china vid from mars also shows orbiting 'things,' you can still make them out, just about

>>41472138
> For sanitary reasons, they may nuke land locations that pump too much shit into the water

Please do this ayylmaos. It would be the funniest shit ever if aliens revealed themselves to us only to nuke India and China into dust and then disappear again.

>>41474866
>checked

oh, yea. it does have orbs following you

>>41474866
where did the fake leaks come from again?what are the fake leaks implying? I missed this fun boat

>>41474819
Wanna find out? :)

>>41474894
ye3s. give me a rabbit hole, that's what i'm here for.

>>41474866
Very good observation — yes, there had been talk about the jets, I think there were around 7 or 5 of them, pointing toward the Sun and in different directions. Something that’s been stuck in my mind is that when Atlas went behind the Sun, there were some level 3 CMEs, right in the area where Atlas was located. I think it might have used the Sun for energy — a way to refuel.

>>41474733
uh oh?

>>41474626
it looks that way, and the silence is deafening.
if it does, i dunno how much chance any of us have but getting a month of food/water/meds and keeping your tank full seems prudent

>>41474733
>Its LC50 for a 30-minute exposure has been estimated at 3 ppm, and the concentration that is immediately fatal to humans would be 30 ppm. Some subjects exposed to puffs up to 5 ppm described the odour as musty or sooty, but because the compound is so exceedingly toxic, its smell provides no reliable warning against a potentially fatal exposure.[

>>41474649
may i save this post for later, my good man?

>>41474901
I guess we will find out together

How do I get on the ship if its just going to collide with us?

>>41474991
ABSOLUTELY. I'm very concerned about this date and we need our top schizo men (NOT WOMEN) on it. i put the coordinates on there in case there was something cool there too

>>41475010
from the start only your soul can enter the ship anon. its the typical do i entter the light or not scenario .

>>41474649
But isn't this implication only based on its predicted route? If it's route has changed then this might happen way earlier. It is getting brighter and no one's talking about it.

>>41474943
thanks chatgpt

>>41474943
yeah bro you can't use — anymore because that's clanker speak

I guess we won't have anymore actual updates until these flares are over? I'd assume they'd make watching Atlas a little more difficult no? I'd hate to have to wait 2 more months to know exactly what this thing is doing. If anything spectacular at all

>>41474699
why does its tail look like a sloppy diarrhea shit

>>41475069
Comets move around by literally brapping

>>41475060
I think we are gonna have to wait for NASA's pictures and confirm suspicions based on how edited and censored they are. I feel like the object is too far and too small for amateur telescopes to catch a detailed image

>>41475050
Hey bro, I’m Argentinian, Latin American, I speak Spanish, and I’m using GPT to translate, man. Greetings.

Hola bro onions argentino, latinoamerican hablo español ando usando gpt para que me traduzca pa, saludos

>>41475070
Now I feel less scared of drifting away in space. I have built in means of propulsion

>>41474574
we will never have a nuclear war that could destroy the world.

We arent allowed.

good

>>41474960
pretty sure it's a planet killer. like nobody would survive. even the elite bunkers won't save them

BAKE ANOTHER

there is still hope canada may be wiped off the face of the earth if the intensity keeps rising from here on

>>41475079
>Hola bro onions argentino
Fucking Kek

>>41475094
No.
YOU

>>41475079
Lo decía de broma. Jaja salu2

>>41475094
There's no extra happenings to bake, you are gonna burn it

>>41475113
DONT MAKE ME GO THERE

>>41475060
oh i don't think we will have to wait that long......

>>41475131
Dammit, I was gonna pull out the Gayniggers from Outer Space, but couldn't find it.
Fine. I'll do it.

>>41475121
Dale pa besitos

>>41475093
33billion tons
200km/s
made of nickel harder than iron
machine-gunning cme's at us
surrounded by a giant coma of toxic shit and wingmen 'things'
full of god knows what
yeah, its gunna be a bad day, interesting times.

NEW
>>41475210
>>41475210
>>41475210

>>41472101
>A huge antenna to place in orbit around the Earth, to take mental control (possession) of most of the population?
aka the Moon RETARD

>>41473051
>misinformation

lmao

rofl even

>>41474254
Pay denbts.

>>41475349
pay dents

>>41471742
why do you care

>it's a waste of resources
an internet site is a waste of resources, far fetched imo

nigga log off and fuck your mother if ur bored, like fuck you annoying nigger, nobody was asking

>>41472087
what if you don't need anything, impossible no way it's never enough

>>41474364
you used some deep buzzwords i like

>>41474798
>>41474859
>>41475765
Let's be real bros,
Most everyone intrinsically knows what good and right is. Bad people justify the things they do to cope, or evil people relish the fact they're doing a bad thing showing cognizance that it's bad. It's only very few humans that have grinded gears over morality.
But more than that, every individual reaction to morality is exactly that. So taking that line of thinking further; we all act like we're invincible and immortal but we're not. Would you want us to be? I worry that with infinite life and the inability to be killed, I might not be a great guy. I say to myself I would try to be, but how can I know?
Maybe by being put through the wringer oh so many times and getting picked up when they do a periodic inspection. I'm not sure of anything, and I'll entertain everything, but the more I look around and observe the more I see; we know. We struggle because the knowing is so much. We cope with laughter, or dismissal. But at its core, most of us want out. Of body, mind and planet, but not soul. We crave community, which being human makes hard. Being on earth makes it hard. Energy flows. Out there, things make sense.

>>41475175
it's never happening

>>41475069
Because you touch yourself at night

>>41473869
>https://cobs.si/comet/2643/
why are you saying it's getting brighter? that graphic clearly shows it's dimming in the past couple of days

>>41472591
I keep waking up to an empty stash and dripping with sweat with no memory, I think they're robbing me