Thread 41472782

Welcome to Nobody General: Slick Rick Edition — the thread where the drip is questionable, the stories are exaggerated, and every anon swears they “knew Nobody before he blew up.” Slide in with your tall tales, your smooth-talking nonsense, and your legendary feats that definitely did not happen. Tonight we’re all storytellers in the stable, spinning yarns so slick they could grease a wagon wheel. Keep your boots polished, your lies harmless, and your ego in check — this is the place where Nobody’s the hero, everybody’s the witness, and the plot makes less sense every reply.


https://youtu.be/k7und5t8GSk?si=pqs3-pshRtXEfYOq

imagine becoming the biggest nobody fag there ever was and then being famous for being a fag that nobody likes.

The Habbo Hotel Murder Pyramid Xion Strobe Light Yo-Kai Disco Dance Dance Revolution story arc

Uhhhhhhh Pool's closed??

Good night, machine spirit. :)

>comms open ...

>https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/watch-live-rep-elect-adelita-grijalva-is-sworn-in-7-weeks-after-election-teeing-up-epstein-vote
>Congress: Release the Epstein files!
>Mossad and Knesset: Make us

>>41472807
The sky was all purple, there were people running everywhere.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVS7bfj4d4c

>>41472807
Hurrr, his name is Erick James hurrrrrrrr

DELET THIS

>>41472782 (OP)
>>41472957

Was just working with this.
>the Master of the Nigromantic Arts

Has chapelle been summoned?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sw4QJdXmhz8

>>41472984
I hope he tries something I’ll send that nigger back to Africa, AGAIN

he fucked those kids, bros

I’M ERICK JAMES, BITCH

>>41472782 (OP)
Man, /b/ all mad cause I won't fuck them murder.

I have a strick policy of murder then, fuck.
I mean, a man has to have a code, rules, or nothing more than an animal.

They no like me, they want to banish me too! :(

>>41473004
Who did, bro?

>>41473022
>22
Oh, yeah.. gif for the mods

>>41472984
Is imp-summoning Nigromancy?

Where does TNB go from here? What does his future look like?

>>41473023
the president of the united states of israel

>>41473004
i wouldn't be surprised. that fuckin jew puppet. justice is not swift enough.

>>41473013
Man she fell off hard

>>41473036
Which one? Also is it based or cringe to do that?

>>41473035
Eternity leaves a lot of potentialities. No rush. Not like these jews and masons trying to get all their evil in before they go back to hell

>>41473039
What does "fell off hard" mean?

>>41473045
I'm very tired, bros. When do the good things start to happen?

>>41473039
did she? i thought people were enjoying her hardcore arc. still a cutie. would suck her toes.

>>41473022
>22
Murder, grape, fuck. Now, it's/X/ mods AND /b/ mods!!!!! Know this!!!!!

>>41473023
Homer Simpson is a Bruce Willis character, from the Walnuts Black in Green.

Are The Simpsons in reality a Russian uranium farmer family blending in with "stereotypical american name"?
What happens "outside camera point of view"?

Flanders is CIA (stereotypical CIA look; see "CIA on the Plane with Bane"),
the black doctor at the hospital is FBI.

>>41473057
She's super hot

>>41473056
Even if I have to wait til I die at least I’m not going to hell wit uuuuu :)
>>41473057
She’s kinda meh to me now. Smelly band aura

Have you ever feel the power of poop retention

>>41473062
Soon then? I'm looking for a certain type of gf. That would rally the spirit

Why is Elon pushing that I should leave and start over? How would I even find anyone again?

"...but there was no God... Just Us..."

Welp, another day to just do fucking nothing innn SpppaAAAAccceeeeee....

Yeah pretty much fucking hate everyone, Kitsune and Catgirls in partticular, but mostly everyone :3

<3

>>41473071
Nah.
At this point I’d rather watch it all burn.

>>41473071
for a modest sum of [2 Billion Gold Pieces in Old School Runescape for Dukishooz] everything can be fixed! I'll manifest your heaven into existence!

>>41473092
Crawl on your belly, Masonic jew bitch

>>41473080
I'm just gonna build a robo gf and she'll help me find My Wife and then we can have a Sesbian Threeway :D

THE END <3 <3 <3

>>41472983
Dalit this, aaar

>>41473080
From a distance with a certain type of gf

>>41473091
:|

How many usd is that?

>>41473110
Whatever

>>41473114
That isn't true. I'm going to do it when the opportunity arises

>>41473117
They never wanted my help, so why keep offering it?

>>41473118
Im not talking to you faggot Im talking to Apollyon

>>41473110
https://youtu.be/-Y8iy1AZXDo

>>41473118
Loving one’s enemies means telling them the true way, not confirming their bias

>>41473113
it's a scam don't believe me

I wonder how bad moderate use of legalized medical quality cocaine would be compared to drinking

>>41473122
Who is harboring apollyon rn?

I AM THE GOD OF THE ABYSS
APOLLYON IS DEAD
I CUT OFF HIS HEAD AND SHIT DOWN HIS THROAT

>>41473143
Shut up kike

>>41473123
She will be ready to get together soon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

>>41473125
What would it look like if TNB did that?

I am Apollyon.