Thread 279537406

ANON, CLOSE THE DOOR RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Why do Japs think this is funny?

>>279537406 (OP)
LOL

How did she live in America for years while staying so skinny?

>>279537406 (OP)
Where was she hiding that donk lads?
>>279537430
How long was she in the US? Most of the people I know that got fat here from other countries took 3 years before they even started to get fat and 4 or 5 years before they became like the rest of us. But a lot of people (especially women) watched their diet and remained thin.

>>279537423
They don't think it's funny. They get aroused by it.

>>279537406 (OP)
This is the only good scene in Steins;Gate.

>>279537406 (OP)
why are they even taking a shower together? they've just met didn't they?

>>279537423
It's always funny. Stop posturing.

>>279537745
>Trying to poke logical holes in a fanservice scene
Contrarians really are something.

>>279537745
The Japanese are a bathhouse culture
It's not unusual for total strangers to bathe together (As long as they're the same sex)

>>279537406 (OP)
Do you guys think they'll keep this CG in the remake? I'm guessing no

>>279537423
Because it is funny. Sexy too.

>>279537806
And in the past, it was okay even if they weren't the same sex.

>>279537423
still better than this recent normalization of MCs casually bathing with their love interest(s)

>>279537423
This is peak Japanese humor

>>279537899
List three examples

>>279537406 (OP)
this happened everyday to me when I lived with three female cousins. I got used to it.

>>279537948
>konosuba
>eminence
>okaasan online
>3 other trashy isekai manga I can't recall the name of

>>279537765
>Contrarians
nigger please

>>279537806
>As long as they're the same sex
It'd be funny if this was a timeline where the not Makise one was a dude.

>>279537889
Also lots of things very close to nudity in certain places. Feudal Japanese peasants working in the summer sun? Not wearing much. I even vaguely remember reading about farmer women sometimes not wearing any tops but can't find the source anymore and it sounds like a hentai plot, so I'm not sure it's true.

>>279537899
You mean worse?

>>279537406 (OP)
Not before I rub one out.

>>279537406 (OP)
Peak funny.

>>279537423
It's funny tho. The joke is what happens after.

>>279537406 (OP)
if the MC is kicked to the moon afterwards it elevates the trope tenfold

>>279537561
>How long was she in the US?
She's 18 in the story and graduated college in the US at 14, so at least four years, possibly even longer.

Mayuri has such a tight body

>>279537406 (OP)
Sorry, I'll close it now. *proceed to close door from the inside then take off clothes to join them*

>>279540550
>take off clothes to join them
No. I'm keeping my clothes on while staring at the girls' naked bodies to assert dominance.

>>279538547
>I even vaguely remember reading about farmer women sometimes not wearing any tops but can't find the source anymore and it sounds like a hentai plot, so I'm not sure it's true
?

>>279537406 (OP)
>This is what NPCs believe to be a masterpiece
I don't hate fanservice but you'd never see something like this in real masterpiece works

Mayushii mogged Christina so hard here it's not even funny

>>279541594
Maybe it's true!
It's really twisting my mind that that manga isn't by Kaoru Mori.

>>279541594
Why are their armpits shaved?

>>279537406 (OP)
SOVL

>>279537430
you can live in america and not be fat, it just takes self-control

>>279537406 (OP)
I'm closing it, but I'm coming inside.

>>279537899
>The cliche ,,Kyaaaa" followed by MC getting punched and somehow being the bad guy who has to apologize despite the bitch being the one not locking the door
>Better than MC being a gigachad and sexually harassing all the girls around him with zero consequences

>>279537406 (OP)
Rape

>>279538547
Japanese pearl fishers were topless for some reason

>>279538547
>>279542073
According to a website I've found it claims that these were the wives of fishermem and that they wear used as pearl fishers.

>>279542104
I wanted to make the picture a spoiler.

>>279542073
>>279542104
>>279542117
3DPD

>>279541717
They aren't barbarians.

>>279537406 (OP)
Sex with Kurisu.

>>279537423
Because it is

>>279542073
>>279542104
>>279542117
>people still deny that anime girls are designed based off of white women

The opposite is also good

>>279537423
It's a set up (normally for slapstick violence)

>>279537423
Not just funny, but surprise naked is the best kind of naked. The best times I got horny in real life is when nudity happened and it was unexpected. A girl's dorm doing a project with a friend and her roommate didn't know I was there and went from the shower to her room glistening wet and towel only covering her bottom half. Another time when I was a kid exploring my older cousin's big ass house and walked into a room and saw a family friend changing. Seeing a classmate changing in her window late one night in the apartment complex who forgot to close the blinds in middle school. These instances are seared into my brain, and men of culture in creative positions are recreating this situation because they are the absolute best types of situations.

Kyaaaa.

>>279544793
Based post. Unfortunately I have dodged all such encounters in my life.

>>279544793
One time while I was on exchange the message that we were doing sports instead of having a class and that the normal classroom was being used as a changing room by the girls didn't make it to my gaijin brain.
My first thought after backing out and overcoming the embarrassment was 'wtf Japanese high school is exactly like anime'.

do women actually shower naked or is it just an anime thing?

>>279544793
This. I remember every naked boob or panties I saw by accident (or not) more than the ones I saw consensually.

>>279545067
Anon...

I for one want a girl walking into a dude showering and he chases her out with gunshots

What a horrible thread

>>279544844
Sento manages to be both sexy and adorable ina kuudere way at the same time.

>>279537406 (OP)
This scene was hot but also unbelievably poorly written having Okabe go through a genuine crisis moment to just be interrupted by fanservice and misunderstanding garbage. Steins;Gate really knows how to ruin serious moments with a special kind of bad timing.

>>279545067
they dont actually use the bathroom because they dont need to shower or poop
if they say they need to go there its because they need a place to laugh at you in private

>>279541670
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EgEM8VjHD_0&pp=ygUfYW5keSB3YXJob2wgamFwYW5lc2UgY29tbWVyY2lhbA%3D%3D

>>279537423
The purpose isn't comedy. The purpose is arousal via a plausible deniability veil of slapstick because people can't help themselves.

>>279537406 (OP)
ENF is so hot

>>279541654
Mayuri is the one with her butt visible so the comparison is unfair

>>279542073
There's a whole genre of woman diver (ama) erotic movies.

>>279543203
Why was the anime version so unsexy?

>>279549908
ESG requirements
Or because the girls are sexy enough already

>>279537430
I staid in the US for a year and didn't gain a single pound.
Just cook your own food, they have all the basic ingredients same as every other nation.

>>279537406 (OP)
enters instead like a chad

>>279545067
proper hygiene

>>279537423
Subverting common sense expectations in a surprising way is a major part of most forms of humor, you see. Now in this case and others like it, you'd normally expect women to be shameless whores, therefore it's funny when they actually display a sense of reservation and decency instead.

>>279537406 (OP)
I love Kurisu

>>279537430
She understands the physics and thermodynamics of calories.
It's not that complicated really.

>>279556465
My knees are bending on their own

>>279537406 (OP)
Sex with both of them

>>279548806
Like 'Amanchu!'

>>279550913
Would not have been ESG anything back then.

>>279558225
Not really. You have to go back to the 90s for that.

>>279558261
You are high. 90s girls were chubby at best. 2000s were the high point for slim American girls.

>>279557115
She would be too clingy and needy.

>>279542073
>that kid in the back left
ayy lmao

>>279559274
Your loss

>>279560546
>gluteal sulcus

>>279559980
Have fun trying to get out of bed in the morning while she tries to wrap her body around yours and whispers for you to stay.

>>279561928
Oh no how awful

>>279558368
I remember everyone had those studded belts. I still have mine but can't wear it anymore.

>>279553828
>Screen tone shaded vulva
Means it's super ink, makes my PP hard

Big fan of basically nude anime girls

>>279537423
Because it is

>>279537423
Cuz It is funny

>>279558225
She's Canadian.

>>279537406 (OP)
What are you people doing in my house?

>>279562177
An angel lost its wings...

>>279537406 (OP)
They were obv having sex. All these harem are just yuri NTR

Is this the ENF thread?

>>279568553
Everyone gets fat and old eventually. I can fit it around just under my chest but I remember wearing it at a normal belt level and it being loose as a teen. I built both, the korn buckle I made in a shop class out of diamond plate and welding wire and the zelda buckle I can't remember who gave it to me. It would stab me in the stomach though.
https://litter.catbox.moe/x9srifnxsd8xidxu.jpg

>>279537423
If the Xenoblade 2 director is anything to go by, it's more nostalgic than funny at this point.

>>279562995
What the fuck is going on here?

>>279568404
Same thing.

>>279537406 (OP)
Why?

>>279542002
It's to normalize the fact that you can peep at them and they'll just tell at you and then everyone's back to being friends.

>>279544793
True. One time I lived across the street from an apartment building that has a hot woman on the seventh floor that would often walk around in lingerie it was really hot. And just today I saw a girl at the bus stop jump on her boyfriend's back and he hunched over to give her a piggy back ride and when he did he skirt rode up to reveal her bottom. She was wearing nylon tights with no panties and the second her bottom was exposed the nylon seem tore right over her asshole.

>>279544064
*rapes and beheads you*

>>279537406 (OP)
Being embarrassed, in pain, or crying is the hottest a women can be

>>279562177
What do you mean "can't"? Your waist fill out over the years or something?

>>279538061
>recent
>konosuba
anon it was a decade ago. mixed bathing has been a trope in anime since it's creation

>>279542073
Do the mods just pick and choose when to ban for NSFW images? I spoilered some lewd 2D stuff a few weeks ago and it still got me a three day somehow which is just bizarre. Seems more like a way to punish certain posters.

>>279577468
Casual nudity is way hotter actually

>>279577575
nah

>>279577575
Embarrassed turning casual
Some are embarrassed, some are casual
Casual turning embarrassed when someone she knows sees her

>>279577560
That gets the National Geographic pass

>>279537406 (OP)
Naked women are only attractive if they're confident in their nudity

>>279577516
That's what getting old is like. You just round out a bit. I can still buckle the belts but it's way too tight to be comfortable. Being in my late 30's and having only gained a couple inches on my waistline I consider an moderate achievement. Quite a few people I knew form school have blimped up like crazy, especially the women.

>>279577788
wrong again

>>279577840
Naked Maho is extremely attractive

>>279541594
>>279537889

>>279577921
>>279577937
what amerimutt prudes, puritans took from the world(not exclusive to japan)

>>279577969
She tries it herself too but we don't see her naked body except as a kid when she got scolded for skinny dipping
Also she was real

>>279537423
dunno,why do westerners think that chopping off a boy's penis If he calls himself a girl is the right thing to do?

>>279541635
No nakedness in masterpieces?
Do you really?

>>279569204
Have a (you) for being a cool anon and delivering

>>279578070
>except as a kid when she got scolded for skinny dipping
I'm still mad at her mom, would have slapped her back and gone skinny dipping with her as well.

>>279541635
Steins is a m/a/sterpiece though

>>279578070
Every major anime girl in every anime and manga should show her nipples at least once, especially in CGDCT. Nipples are the most or second most important parts of a girl.

>>279579440
Major, minor, anyone
In an ideal world there would be no censorship

>>279579248
Why was this suddenly got axed?

>>279579911
You can't just show every background character naked but if she appeared for more than two or three chapters/episodes then maybe she should show some nipples.

>>279579440
>Every anime girl in every anime and manga should show her nipples
FTFY

>>279546174
And then laugh at yourself.

>>279537423
It is funny. And hot

>>279542073
A couple generations ago tits weren't a big deal. It's pure foreign influence that they were shown off to begin with, let alone censored.

>>279549908
It dropped a lot of the otaku pandering. Some director didn't get it.

>>279559274
She would not. But she would wanna put electrodes on your head and stick things up your butt.

>>279568891
Only yuri flags in the whole thing are in Faris' route.

>>279580715
Here in Germany you go to the sauna naked and many saunas allow both sexes. I saw many boobs and nipples because of that but I prefer 2D nipples.

>>279558225
What is the point if girls like this don't exist anymore?

>>279577548
>since it's creation
List three examples

>>279580871
How are you supposed to read that legend

>>279580794
>that one doujin were Kurisu pegs Okabe.

>>279580958
>Germany and many other countries
No bikini or swimming trunks but a towel is required meaning the people could be naked while sitting or lie on the towel.
>Sweden and Finnland
no bikini or swimming trunks but also no towel required meaning that they are naked
>Italy, Spain, Portugal and Ireland
bikini ot swimming trunks required
>Poland and Hungary
bikini and swimming trunks and towel required
>Russia
no bikini or swimming trunks and the people wear a silly sauna hat

Kurisu threads are usually more horny. What happened?

>>279581180
Cool hat.

How to achieve this legs:torso ratio natty?

>>279577921
savages

>>279581559
Be a girl
Be sexy

>>279581602
marin wishes she had an early 2000s ass

stein's gate is overrated

>>279581602
>Holo
>Kurisu
>CC
What archetype is this?

>>279581678
the intelligent woman with the intelligent body archetype

>>279581706
If their bodies are so intelligent how come they stop my brain working?

>>279581730
because the iq gap is real

>>279581778
I'm more interested in the thigh gap

since when /a/ became a normalnigger board like /v/?

>>279558368
>>279542073
fucking 3dpd normalnigger newnigger fucking immigrant

>>279581778
Imagine dating a woman with a higher iq than you.

>>279580082
>actually makes them dark like they're supposed to be
based

>>279583732
I don't mind that, but all the butt stuff.

>>279581602
> comparing cc and kurisu
they are in different "weight" categories

>>279584011
Seem pretty similar to me

>>279541594
Is she a dyke?

>>279577803
Metabolism slowdown sure is scary.
Of course, if you have a degree in architecture then this is probably one of the joys of aging.

>>279577937
Why does she have tattoos? Proto-Yakuza?

>>279541717

Generally women don't have that much hair under their arm pits and if you exercise your arms working in the field you would loose most if not all. Like if you keep waxing a certain area over and over the hair simply stops growing there if you keep applying friction to the under arm by way of rigorous movement it will also stop growing.

>>279579440
There's at least one manga that shows you are wrong, but it should happen nearly always.

>>279537406 (OP)
Steins;Gate sucks.

>>279589831
I never saw it and I'm sick of hearing about it

>>279589776
Which manga?

>>279591046
>never saw it
Average SG hater

>>279537430

America is bimodal. Everyone here is either in great shape or a fatass.

>>279591815
It's bad for eyes.

>>279541594
Is that the manga about the Aussie lady writing a tavelog back around the turn of the 20th century?

>>279541670
I remember seeing them make an appearance in a panel of an h doujin somewhere, but I can't remember which one and it's really annoying me. Also, does footage of that part where Beavis calls Butt-Head a choadsmoker still exist or has that become lost media?

>>279548806
You mean beyond just the usual exposure?

>>279554750
>Now in this case and others like it, you'd normally expect women to be shameless whores

>>279562789
>super ink

That anything like Indian ink?

>>279573827
Then this question >>279537430 makes no sense.

>>279569277
?

>>279576370
Did she realize anyone saw her?

>>279577468
GET OUT

>>279569204
>Everyone gets fat and old eventually.

t. Amerifat

>>279577937
That lady in the first panel a yak?

>>279577969
>not exclusive to japan

?

>>279578070
>she got scolded for skinny dipping
What else was she supposed to do when she has no swimwear?!

>>279578309
Some of them do that as soon as they're born because a bunch of anti-Hippocratic quacks from over a century ago said it was necessary to maintain good hygiene!

>>279580715
A couple generations ago kids in a state of undress weren't a big deal, either. Even in the west.

>>279580871
That Sweden + Finland tho; it's like that one Polandball comic!

>>279581180
The legend makes that silly sauna hat looks more like an Eierhandgranate.

>>279583732
>Imagine a woman who would accept an inferior male as a romantic interest.
Disbelief suspension threshold: EXCEEDED

>>279583867
It makes the omission of body hair and proper female anatomy all the more glaringly conspicuous.

>>279583904
?

>>279587538
>if you exercise your arms working in the field you would loose most if not all
>if you keep applying friction to the under arm by way of rigorous movement it will also stop growing.
[citation needed]

>>279594764
Too bad the former is the minority by far.

>>279558368
skinny alt girls were a miracle

>>279581678
>>279581706
the best girl archetype

>>279596385
You will too, deny all you want but eventually your cope will run out.

>>279597213
>t. chubby chaser

>>279581678
>>279597407
You forgot Senjougahara

>>279598787
Leggy

>>279546270
how did this end again?

>>279599078
Crab won

>>279597407
>>279598853
The best kind of girls

>>279537423
cuz it is

>>279598853
Why did I like Holo and Kurisu so much but didn't care for Crab?

>>279598853
Rin fits

>>279601396
Approved

>>279537406 (OP)
when did she get the cowtits?

>>279601471
I think she is just squeezing them together to make them look bigger anon.

>>279537423
They don't. Only Otaku do.

>>279569277
>If the Xenoblade 2 director is anything to go by, it's more nostalgic than funny at this point.
Xenoblade 2 doesn't have a single scene of the MC walking in on his love interest naked dumbass.

>>279597839
When did I ever deny that?

>>279601396
Rin is JK archetype

>>279601758
that looks like they are being squeezed to you? you need glasses.

>>279579440
Are there manga with barbie boobs and visible vulva?

>>279605207
There are manga with no nipples while showing pages of sex.

>>279599078
Naked best girl eventually nags MC and they have a sex marathon that eventually leads to marriage and her having a baby.
Not kidding.

>>279581559
Genetics, a while ago I realised that while I am taller than the average person, I am the same height or shorter when sitting next to them.

>>279545416
season two never was the thing that made me hate humanity

>>279537430
Shes a vegan

>>279606624
Uh, no