Can I watch the Monogatari series without feeling like I'm being cucked by this faggot that ends up befriending all those big titty bitches? That's the vibe I get from that series
>>279579092 (OP)araragi is a bro. i love him no homo.
You aren't an anime character
I think self inserting is for mentally ill faggots but I self insert as rrragi. He's just that cool.
>>279579092 (OP)I don't understand your banter.
>>279579092 (OP)Araragi is the only based male MC
embrace beig a cuck, NTR/NTS hentai is best
>>279579964biggest trick coomers ever pulled was giving anime cuckshit a inoffensive fancy term like "NTR" to mask what it truly is
>>279580052You mean NTS right? NTR is generally reviled and the acronym sounds evil.
>>279580175It's still a whitewash
"cuck" is simply too powerful
>>279579092 (OP)I usually only use male MCs as placeholders for self inserting but rrg's case i actually like him and want to be like him
>>279580052>anon discovers how other language works
>>279579092 (OP)I don't understand the question.
Do you feel like you're being cucked every time you watch a male character get close to a female character? That's pretty interesting. It seems feeling like a cuck must be a common, reoccurring theme in your life. Why do you think that is?
>>279579092 (OP)>those big titty bitchesi just feel bad for them getting cucked by this trio
>>279579092 (OP)he's an ugly simp
>>279580523Why is she making a heart in front of her...
you're actually supposed to self-insert as one of the girls
>>279580589Araragi when casually referring to him. Koyomi when his sisters are in the sentence by name.
>>279580657>casually referringyes, by his first name, koyomi
>>279579092 (OP)The MC smells his own fart.
Don't get why people like him.
>>279580377>>279580523Middle one is one of them in disguise isn't she
>>279580817What do you mean?
>>279580919She can turn into a big titty hag I believe but I'm not sure which one is her true form
>>279580523Yeah, I feel bad that these two shitty characters steal screen time from the actual good ones. Snail is fine though.
>>279580817i think it depends on how strong she is atm
>>279581054Age progression may be the purest expression of body fetishism.
>>279581090>body fetishismNigga what the fuck does that mean
>>279579092 (OP)We're of the same mind OP, I refuse to watch this shit if all the girls are gonna end up sucking this guy's dick. I hate MCs like this.
>>279581047The lolis are all that matters in the series and its main focus.
>>279580589His name is literally Araragi, you're just trying to be smart by using his first name
This isn't a harem series though.
Araragi has one major relationship. The rest are just family, friends, literal parasites or jobs he takes care of.
You'd know this if you actually watched it.
>>279581113Xebec instead of Hen Semi.
>>279581236who gives him these jobs of taking care of extremely hot but mentally ill bitches again
I'll give it a watch soon but curious
>>279581236Maybe if you spedwatched it. The true situation is a lot more complicated. His girlfriend gives him explicit permission to fool around with as many other girls as he likes (probably easy for her to do since she likes a lot of them herself). He also is motivated to do most acts throughout the story for these girls. He also gets up to many lewd acts with them too. Not to mention the characters that he has deeper relationships with than Hitagi. He has a very unique oddity based relationship with Shinobu and Hachikuji with Shinobu being his eternal mate and Hachikuji having endless amounts of love for him with all of their little shared moments. Then you also have his sisters, who he probably has the most pure and sexual love for in the world, both also reserving themselves for him. The reason Araragi doesn't have an outright harem, is because Nisio thought it'd be boring and grow old fast. He has a girlfriend so the other relationships aren't ruined by marriage speculation. Not that this is any downside to Hitagi's character, as it is what makes her so unique and stand out.
>>279579092 (OP)There is only one big titty bitch. Well, two, but the second doesn't really count.
>>279579092 (OP)>without feeling like I'm being cucked by this faggotImagine being so mentally ill that you unironically fear getting cucked by a fictional character.
>>279581425Sadly, there seems to be a lot of people with this mental illness online nowadays.
>>279579092 (OP)>Nobody has posted gently walked her home yet/a/ has fallen
>>279579092 (OP)that's why I watch only CGDCT and yuri slop nowadays
He's supposed to be literally you. You're watching the series completely wrong
Just cuck Araragi in your imagination.
>>279582242My name isn't araragi. It's George.
>>279582734Youโre not supposed to post frogs, you should delete that before you get banned, just looking out for you
>>279580523 i want to insert MY PENIS inside them haha
>>279581212the reason you don't refer to him as koyomi is because it makes your favorite mc effeminate
>>279583721 it's like calling spongebob robert
The best moment in all Monogataridom
Self-inserting is a cope. It's not real.
I'm not an anime boy. I am myself.
I don't want to watch my favorite female characters fall in love with an anime boy who isn't me. I'd rather they don't fall in love with anyone to be honest. Just let them exist by themselves.
>>279583782no, robert is not spongebob's first name
while koyomi is mc's first name
>>279583890If I imagine any sexual scenario with the gataris, I imagine myself as Araragi. This is because he is the one who is with them, not me. I don't really care what happens as long as I get to see them naked and in lewd scenarios. The people who absolutely must insert their actual real self at all times and get mad when there is an actual story are weird. The position of the viewer is inherently voyeuristic, you should be happy as long as your favorite girl accomplishes her goals and gets lewded no matter how it happens. I feel like a lot of self-inserters are gachafags who are new to anime. Gachas would be better if they didn't force the gay soulless MC in all the time.
>>279584110They need one where you play as an invisible demon that makes girls horny. And they gradually learn of your existence and try to destroy you. You can be selective in how and when and who is horny in order to influence how events turn out. But whether you guide them to happiness or ruin, they always hate you, and the game ends with you being banished to hell.
>>279583909 Cultural context, nigger.
>>279583909>calling arararagi koyomithat's no fun!
>>279584483Imagine Hachikuji doing the hair trick with one of these tvs...
Fuzzykuji...
rrg
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What kind of sissy do you have to be to hate Araragi?
>>279585696Thereโs a face on her uvula! Thatโs some Milky Holmes stuff right there.
>>279579092 (OP)Whatโs the purpose of this series? All they do is talk with some nice fanservice here and there, where is the fights and drama? Also why do they keep introducing new whores when Hitagi and four-eyes are already perfect?
>>279579092 (OP)god modern day /a/ is miserable
>>279585864Eventually, you come to realize what is actually happening doesn't matter. The main appeals are the art and the lore. Art is of course more than covered, also including the great music and fanservice. Lore still progresses through characters talking, and it isn't boring as the scenarios they deal with are outlandish most of the time. Monogatari, like most things Shaft makes, is just pure pleasure. It is like an evolved form of entertainment.
>>279580254โCuckingโ sounds intimate
>>279585696i want tsukihi to rape me
If you can't handle the imouto, then get off the couch.
>>279579092 (OP)i wanna fuck rrrgi
>>279579237Genuinely yes. I understand.
>>279580589That's a girly name.
>>279587909Is that why he hated his own name? I thought it was because it meant calendar and played with his sisters names in some other way. Or maybe I'm misremembering and he only hated the Araragi part of his name.
I started watching because of this thread and episode 5 flashing back to why hachikuji was so mean at the start made me tear up.
>>279580589uwu i don't give a fuck, nigger. his name is araragi.
yomi
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>>279587909Isnโt it a literal girlโs name?
>>279580052You're joking, right? Hownewru?
>>279579092 (OP)You're supposed to sexualize him like the girls anon.
>>279588362Based whim watcher
>>279588362I'll let it be a surprise, but there is another scene in the future with her that will definitely make you tear up. It is one of the most beautiful scenes in the anime and also pretty much takes watching everything leading up to it to get though (which makes it funny in a way).
>>279579092 (OP)Seems like self-inserting is a lost art.
has off and monster finished airing? Can i get a batch now?
>>279585864because they're introducing new fights and new drama
>>279589409Airing? For a while now.
BDs also finished recently.
Waiting to see if the EN releases will have the commentaries translated.
>>279589507I thought there was still a BD left?
>>279589507oh fuck, is there a group that did a particularly decent release? Or is it just Free-for-all grab whichever?
>>279589528Last batch should have come out june 4rth
Kinda /a/non even posted it here
https://nyaa.si/view/1981223
>>279589535MTBB is the standard, but I think they stopped at 10/14 or something for Monster Season.
>>279579237This
I came for the girls and then I cummed for Arararraggers
It was a joy when he finally showed up in off season
>>279585864There's plenty of fights in the series.
Araragi is getting oldโฆ
>>279590054He still could play Araragi convincingly in the Monogatari live action
>>279579092 (OP)Are we really at the point where self inserters are getting so deep into it that even the MC getting together with a girl is considered NTR? Kill yourself.
Shaft better hurry up and catch up to that maniac Nisio
>>279583890>self-inserting isn't real>i get mad when anime characters love other charactersHmm
her look isn't particularly my thing but I still felt quite turned on by math being a huge bitch
>>279590336Posts that give you the ick
>>279588821It helps I've been in a romantic mood, and this shit is very romantic.
>>279588997I'm glad cute snail peak is yet to come.
>>279590462Monogatari deals a lot with many forms of love
>>279590398I wish I could marry Marina Inoue.
>>279590732She did an amazing job. Man all of them do, I think the characters help them get invested.
>>279590108>Monogatari live actionthat would be...uh...something
refresh my memory; why did spook start wearing the male uniform?
>>279591490Kinda took his place after graduation?
Never read the novels up to that point.
>>279591305All I'd say to an announcement is "wow"
>>279591490I thought up a perfectly logical explanation before. Ougi exists only to mirror Araragi in some ways as an attempt to let him grow, to learn how to let others guide themselves to success and whatever. She is also fully aware of this, how she looks in a specific way to attract Araragi's attention, and the nature of how oddities work. Once her purpose was gone and her life was saved (by becoming the niece of Meme), she was left essentially meaningless. She likely wants to feel out more of her existence and test some things. Like if she lies a bunch about being a boy, would it turn her into one eventually or does Araragi's mind still supersede it. This likely combined with her mindset she came into existence with, the one that likes to mess around with others. While the initial purpose of it is gone, it is still strong within her due to being the only thing there. So now she is essentially loose to do whatever she wants. The only things that anchor her to the world as rules is that she is Meme's niece and the looser rule of her being a student (so she still goes to school and does things there). Ougi is an oddity born of thoughts that has a mind of her own. She knows how oddities work, but there isn't evidence to my knowledge that her knowledge on oddities goes beyond what experienced humans know. She is like a run on thought from Araragi's head that went on way too long.
On a side note, I feel like one of the things Nisio could be building to is a reveal of Araragi's mind being more powerful than most. Araragi already overthinks nearly everything, it'd make sense that this would be powerful combined with the manifestation properties of Oddities.
>>279591604Live action middle schoolers...
>>279591932My personal interpretation is that she is the oddity of Araragi during his school years, also affected by the school's collective unconscious of him.
We see that he had actually a bit of notoriety (mostly among girls lol) so Ougi is like the shadow he left behind after graduating.
What she is seen doing since then is actually try and help the girls with their issues (Kanbaru, Nadeko) but in classic Araragi fashion she kinda fumbles and the only real help she provides is being there.
People can only save themselves after all.
>>279583890Self-inserting has been around since time immemorial.
>feeling cucked by a character
Yeah, stay away, you are not intelligent enough for anime.
>>279579092 (OP)1. Araragi and Senjougahara broke up four times. They will never be happy together.
2. Araragi loses every fight he's in, even when his precious imouto was killed. He is a loser.
>Nadeko excited at Araragi's boner
>Shinobu, who caused it, masturbating in his shadow
>>279593231Crab has to put up with it
Araragi is the catch in this relationship not her
>>279593231>Araragi loses every fight he's inIf I had known this before I watched it initially, I probably would have never started watching monogatari.
I really dislike permanent losers.
>>279593725He doesn't really lose and is in fact quite a lucky character since things that could lead to him outcast, in prison, or even dead in some cases always end up working out for him. He just doesn't demolish everyone he is against because he is a nice person who needs a moral reason to obliterate his competition. He easily beat the second rainy devil and the armored faggot. His biggest win was also when he absolutely dominated the full strength king of oddities, turning her into a mere loli slave.
>>279593231He beat Hachikuji
>>279593891>absolutely dominated the full strength kingThis only sounds impressive when you leave out that she let him win.
>>279593891I like monogatari, but be honest anon, Araragi gets his ass handed to whenever he has to go toe-to-toe with any oddity, despite even fucking snake (forma de NEET) smoking her clone oddities.
Crab even ends up being resourceful enough to enlist Kaiki when Snake is being a cunt.
All of Araragi's engagements end with him taking a beating and then someone else solving the root of the problem.
>>279593984There is a third bandaid on her in a secret location, she learned very well from the king of lolis
>>279594148This makes me wonder, could this not lead to a reasonable bias in Araragi's head? Could him being saved a lot by others make him biased towards believing that you can save everyone through helping. Maybe he forces himself into every situation because he feels like it is what works for him.
>>279593231>>279593725I think if he won almost every fight and was some OP shounen protag this series would probably be less liked overall.
Just a guess though. I could be wrong and misjudging the taste of the masses.
>>279586331I'll handle the imouto, physically
>>279594854>I think if he won almost every fightI'm not asking him to win every fight
I'm asking for him to win a fight.
He doesn't need to be a perpetual jobber and he doesn't need to be an isekai protagonist either.
You can win without winning and lose without losing, those are the most interesting kinds of wins and losses
>>279594944Butt cracks are s tier fanservice
>>279594854>>279594973What is the appeal of protagonists who lose all the time? I truly and honestly cannot understand it, beyond
>Ha ha, just like me!
Monogatari has been my favorite multi season series for a long time. Might as well celebrate!
(Mp4 too big + sound)
https://litter.catbox.moe/dqrwdil6j0zit92p.mp4
>>279594988Cute imouto butt
>>279579092 (OP)Silversun Pickups.
>>279595128Catbox mf seething rn
Cute girls
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>>279595128cursed and pedo, not cute
>>279595226I am with you dude.
>>279595128>that voice oversome aspiring content creators really do not understand how to appeal to people
>>279595232I was going to mention this too. The girls are cute, but I hate the whole "rahhh I'm so ebil!!!! Thing that a lot of western lolicons do for whatever reason". The hottest part of lolis is how cute and sweet they are. You should be revelling in this, not acting like you are some beast for liking them. Western internet posts around pornographic and fetish content in general seem to be like this and I don't know why. Why choose to be creepy instead of highlighting how joyous it makes you. I don't want to imagine defiling the girls, I want to imagine a loving relationship.
>>279595387It's ok to insert
>>279595376You must not be the audience. This gets ppl hot.
>>279595376Creating appealing character is a full time job
>>279595448I can go for some insertion art sometimes too (although I mainly just prefer nudes). It is just the wording around it. I want to see the loli happy, not hear about how supposedly "disgusting" it is.
>>279595967>I want to see the loli happyHappy is best
>>279596029Happy is great at first but then after a couple times when they are that young they get that 1000 yard stare. Some people think it's hot and will continue but after enough time they get really disconnected.
>>279595387>>279595967self-flagellation being one of the religious things that carried over to the modern cultural zeitgeist despite the age of skepticism is so hilariously twisted and ass-backwards that it still leaves me awestruck.
>>279596147The Internet is full of it too. You can't really look anywhere online without seeing someone publicly talking about how terrible they are because of x or y. You then have entire leagues of people essentially making up issues about themselves to flagellate about. People leave religion and then choose to take all of the worst traits with them. A church without a god.
I like Medaka Box better because it's a straightforward love story between an upper class and a poor boy raised by a single mother.
>>279596172face sitting with her cute feet wiggling on your chest
>>279595129The best part of this shot is the skin color on her crotch. You can see her pussy through her panties. Tsukihi is the only Gatari to show pussy.
>>279594854I personally dislike Araragi so seeing him get his shit kicked in is a good thing to me.
>>279596525>shit pushed inMaybe when he was nine.
Gatari has so many best girls whether you prefer JS, JC, or JK. The variety is outstanding.
>>279596549By Shinobu who went back and time and futa'd herself through vampmagic. Or that one time his sisters did an Araragi siblings' endurance experiment in front of Sodachi...
Who cares about Monogatari fight results? That's never been the point of the show's fights. The only instances I can remember where results would matter is with the vampire hunters in Kizu and the duel with the First. I guess Nadeko had some sort of a fight in Nadeko Draw too lol.
>>279596593What's the diff between gahara and the cat bitch, they seem very similar both personality and looks wise
>>279596758Neko has big fat cat tats
Crab is a yandere
>>279596788sex with the big titty cat bitch would far exceed sex with gahara, just facts
>>279596863Explain your reasoning
>>279596758One is a poker faced emotional fake tsundere and the other one is a genius analytical former split personality good girl. Both are serious about marrying.
>>279596891just looks softer thicker and with bigger boobs guarantees more satisfying sex + she's a cat or some shit so would definitely have that animalistic mammal sex drive, call it a hunch
Playful sex: Monkey, Bee, Bat, Dark, Snail
Rough sex: Cat, Phoenix, Snake, Bat
Gentle lovemaking: Crab, Math
??? sex: Doll
>>279596788sex with cat boobs
>>279597184I agree with most of this, but Crab could use some rough sex to fuck the tsun out of her and Bee would melt into a puddle at gentle lovemaking, which would be cute.
The only correct answer is black cat.
>>279597253With some consideration, you are correct.
No comparison how mindblowing it would be.
>>279597386Thank you for your consideration
>>279597514Why tf would a sister act this way? Not very realistic
>>279581392>His girlfriend gives him explicit permission to fool around with as many other girls as he likes (probably easy for her to do since she likes a lot of them herself).They should throw Monkey a bone and give her the threesome she yearns for desu.
>>279597726The threesome we all deserve
If self inserting means imagining yourself living in the story then I don't see how someone like Araragi prevents you from doing it. There are a million cooler things you could imagine to be doing instead of whatever it is that he does.
>>279597980If I'm being honest a monkey, bat combo is more interesting to me. They have that weird power dynamic going on after monkey lectured bat.
>>279598120I can see it.
Also, for me, Monkey and Snake is a classic combo.
>>279598195Yeah it's a classic but hard to imagine in a threesome. It'a Araragi's fault. Get monkey with every version of snake for a lesbian orgy.
>>279598257>Monkey surrounded by a pile of snakes[x] aroused
Do these bitches have jobs all they do is lounge around waiting for araragi seems like
>>279598817For most of the series they're students so they plenty of time to harass or get harassed by araragi
In some cases their job IS to harass him
I finished bake just now and am torn on how much detail I'm seeing in the novels, just skimming through. I really enjoy the writing and the animation in equal parts, but it's a hassle to do both. I wish there were english audiobooks for all of them for when I'm working. Maybe I'll have to save the books for later in life. It fucking sucks when two versions are great in their own different ways maaaaaan.
>>279579092 (OP)Do you feel cucked when you're waifu has a canonical romantic partner?
>>279591490Because it's funny to lie to Kanbaru
>>279598909No, I'd only be unhappy if she was with someone who made her unhappy.
Araragi fucking Yotsugi while his sister is out of the room is hot. Whenever she comes back, he just makes it look like he is tooling with her doll before sending her off to do something else.
>>279600062Imagine how much affection Araragi poured into Yotsugi.
>>279600248Plot twist: the soul Araragi gave her is their baby, the Doll egg has been fertilized
>>279598838I remember starting reading the novels only to realize that a good chunk of the jokes are completely lost in translation unless you do TNs.
So my "later in life" became "when you learn to read Japanese faster"
>>279580657what is the context of this
>>279605119There isn't one, they just sleep naked together for some reason.
>>279605254why is monogatari like that
Rly bizarre
>>279605119Wholesome family bonding.
>>279579092 (OP)>big titty bitches
Waifu the only girl he CANNOT seduce nor save
>>279600062>>279600248It's much more likely she's used like a pillow by his sisters. You know, rubbed all night
>>279579092 (OP)Who thinks like that? Holyshit you sound like such a faggot. What's wrong with you?
>>279582242That's retarded. The only thing I share with him is his appreciation of sexy girls and women and being a man. He's too distinct of a character.
>>279579237i thought his name was arararagi?
>>279606099im surprised she never called him Senjougahara
as if he's married and took her name
>>279605850All of its.
siturei, kamimasita.
>>279581054>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>279579092 (OP)>Can I watch this made up anime without feeling like I'm being cucked by a guy who doesn't exist that ends up befriending all these women the don't exist? That's the vibe I get from that seriesif that's your mindset, then no
>>279606241not him but i do occasionally get very jealous of guys especially if the sex scene is really hot and romantic
once got so mad i had to talk a walk
Shinobu Mustard sucked but I'll forgive them. Why are they releasing it out of order anyway this time? Have they said anything?
>>279606389Nisio wanted to restructure it because he didn't have a clear idea for the future when initially writing this part and wants to try to fix it.
>>279608485That's interesting I guess. Well having not read the novels I can only watch broadcast order. But it would be fun to do a novel release order once they adapt the material by 2035.
>>279608548By 2035 there will probably be 20 new books for them to work on lol
>>279608919I'm afraid what someone like Nisio could do with the power of AI and we would never know.
>>279605816>doll gets to be the meat in a nude imouto sandwich every night >>279580657fucking wew
>>279596788>>279597435I want to lick the sweat off of her boobs
>>279609875yes Yes..... YEEEEEEESS
*lick* *lick* *lick* *swirl* *lick* *lick* *lick* *swirl* *lick*
>>279609035A story about how AI can affect oddities might be interesting.
>>279609908Maybe AI, while not completely thinking, creates just enough processes to manifest unique oddities. This quickly becomes a problem as the world starts to get flooded with oddities. Eventually, Araragi realizes a solution. If you simply stop treating it like it can think, then the oddities stop manifesting as they can from a sort of oddity itself that manifested in the machine. It could essentially be a story warning against getting parasocially attached to things like chat bots.
>>279593231He no diffed dramaturgy and brutalized episode and guillotine cutter.
Kizu is also the only fight centered arc and he won all his fights in it including against Kill shot, I don't see where this "rrrg loses all his fights comes from". He has no intention to hurt kanbaru, rainy devil or not so the only fights he really loses is against kagenui and nadeko.
>>279593231>four times>having to lie this hardthey're married already, the fight is over. the bell has rung. you lost.
>>279610443I'm pretty sure the tree thing he creates in Kizu is supposed to be the most powerful thing to ever shake the earth. Just because characters like Kagenui talk shit, doesn't mean they'd actually be able to beat him if his life was really on the line and he wasn't holding back. Not to mention that the world pretty much canonically dies should Shinobu ever be bereaved of him.
>>279611229He could still win. They both love Hanekawa and would be open to having her in a relationship. She just needs to stop getting dicked internationally and come home. Then you can have happy Araragi family foursomes, possibly sixsomes if Hitagi is comfortable with incest and full on orgies on the days Kanbaru comes over.
Crab shlicking herself senseless while watching Araragi plow Cat.
>>279612032Weight Crab?
More like, Wait Crab!
>>279613096A man who could cheat on her, but doesn't makes her feel powerful and wanted
Will Catfags ever stop seething over Stacygahara?
>>279580589I'm not close enough to him to call him by his first name.
Cat is an alright character but holy shit her arcs are so fucking boring, when first watching the series her episodes were the only ones I actually fell asleep during
So little Kagenui fanart...
I thought people liked big butts.
>>279605328It has the courage to be lewd without reason.
>>279613301Other way around for me. Her arcs are pretty good but I can't stand her when she's on screen.
>>279613301Iโd rather watch Nadekoโs arcs to be honest.
>>279613303Kagenui is the leggy and strappy shoe lady, not the butt lady.
>>279613301Yeah, Neko Black is pretty bad
>>279613391Idk man, all that squatting she does to level with people seems to be working.
i'm buying Meniko stock and Meniko coin
>>279613236Snail pats soothe my soul
>>279613301Neko Black is mediocre but Neko White is one of the best arcs in the series imo.
>>279614119is probably in the novels without shaft downplaying his predation
>>279614046JS or JK harem, which way?
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>>279579237No shame in loving him yes homo, seems like a common reaction
They ought to make a sex doll of Kiss Shot.
>>279614170Where's Sodachi?
>>279614286Are these dudes or women?
Who struggled more to smile here?
>>279614456Dudes who think they are women
>>279613813I can see Nadeko's 11th toe...
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>>279614456I like to think it's a 70-30 ratio, honestly it's just refreshing to see westenerns being unhinged on twitter as well and not just here
>>279614644I never noticed before that Zetsubou Sensei and Araragi have similar hair styles.
>>279614644Now post ones of people thirsting over the lolio.
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>>279615184I've got a whole compilation don't worry
>>279615294I really need to start using social media
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>>279615393Don't worry, they are actually X screenshots
i want to sexually assault snail.
>>279579092 (OP)I love Shinobu, literal perfect wife, but at the same time I feel like Araragi x Shinobu is the greatest couple ever written in anime. Self-inserting would ruin it.
>>279615393It's like saying 4chan is a single hivemind so everyone is a jewnaziraciscommiepedohaglover, twitter is so big it got something for everyone
>>279615804This
The perfect couple
>>279615829The type of person who would use it is not the type of person I want to hear from.
What would a talking Hachikuji doll say when you pull its string?
>>279616470What would it say when you pull off her panties?
>>279616574It would come to life and bite you
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>>279616574>kyaaaaaaaaaaa!
>>279615717No normal people can see her so there'd be no issues. Does a ghost have the bodily functions still telling them to procreate?
>>279617994They'd find it kind of weird that a guy is sitting on a park bench thrusting his dick at it, but I doubt they think much more of it. Hachikuji could be fucked anywhere you like.
>>279579092 (OP)Hate this series, all the gatari shit are just pretentious crap.
>>279583890You're the reason why there was so much boring yuri for almost two decades.
>>279614286Honestly yeah, he is pretty cute and smart, I'd love to teach him about BL.
I want to be drained by Black Hanekawa.
>>279616574Million dollar idea. Hachikuji plush that
>>279616977 's when you molest her and calls you a pussy if you stop.
>>279579092 (OP)Is it true that nisioisin has gooners remorse and made the recent monogatari books far more pg and lame?
>>279618798No, if anything he is actually ramping it up again. Tsukimonogatari back in like 2013 or whenever it was written was the last time he made something super lewd. Shaft has of course added things after but they always do that. Only recently has he been doing some more lewd stuff again such as an entire arc that Nadeko spends most of naked. You also have stuff in off season like the bloomer Nadeko's and mini Kiss-Shot licking Karen. Monster season was mostly just boring because he was fixating on detective shit. Even it though had stuff like aforementioned Nudeko, Araragi kissing a naked loli, a girl who is permeantly a middle schooler, and more. He probably initially slowed down after the anime really started up. But now he has realized through the anime that people really like the series for lewd things.
>cums on cat's tits only after five trusts
>>279613114Yes, that's woman's rotten brain for you.
>>279582588it doesn't need to, kaiji already did it in hitagi end
>>279622462Do you think Araragi knows how to play mahjong?
What would a Shinobu dolls say when you squeeze her belly?
What would a Shinobu doll say when you squeeze her belly?
>>279622947nothing she would just fart.
>>279623004Vampires don't fart, they're assholeless.
>>279579092 (OP)Your first harem anime, anon? You're supposed to self-insert as the MC.
>>279623081Vampires have cute pink assholes that twitch and wink when you tease them.
>>279623223Imagine how much Araragi must experiment with Shinobu to gain all this knowledge...
>>279623223Shinobu's pink donut...
Itโs time for Koyomi and Tsubasa in the morning, on 291.5.
>>279579237Best post so far.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BINkrYQik6w
>>279596758>>279596788I'm reading the manga rn(my first entry to this series) and Lmao Hanekawa had 90% more screentime than Senjogahara and interacted more with Araragi and still lost. At this point I forgot what she did to win his heart except for the fact she confessed first. Well, I guess this is what she gets for having a BPD aberration. At this point her only function in the manga is to show off her body in the most sluty ways possible(I think she might be Oh Great's favorite).
Anyway do they really have to make her aberration more complex everytime?
>you see the aberration is cat>actually araragi gave her the aberration>actually there is no cat>actually there are lots of aberrations>actually there is a cat and lots os hanekawas>actually hanekawa is the aberration all along
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>>279625287OG doesn't understand the setting or characters so I wouldn't pay it any mind if it doesn't make sense. Just fap to the art.
Math best girl.
That is all.
>>279625331I prefer her mirror form.
>>279625384I haven't gotten that far in the anime, what sort of math is this? She looks different.
>>279625319is that different from the LN?
>>279625749Nisio understands his setting and characters, yeah. As for the fapping part, depends on your imagination I guess.
>>279625384Sodachi is one of the characters that looks better with long hair.
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>>279625430post-araragi sex math
>>279626449Damn, he fucked all the problems out of her.
Good for her.
>>279626253>loli pee devourerClearly a well rounded citizen
>>279625430Alternative version of Math that isn't real.
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>>279625312This image is giving me an aneurysm every time I see it.
>>279625312Imagine it
You could fuck Crab in the hairstyle of every other gatari girl
>>279626253>hot as hell (emoji)Made me laugh, I love blunt humor
>>279611290>>279611229>B-BUT THEY'RE MARRI-Araragi and Senjougahara broke up four times. They will never be happy together.
>>279625430Just a dream scenario.
math whispering point-set topology into your ear during intercourse
>>279626600The sexiest Math hairstyle
I will accept no alternatives.
>>279626583how many times have You broke up with Your gf?
>>279626621>She thinks of Gauss when she cums.
Do you think Sodachi could tell where you knowledge is lacking just by having you attempt a higher level equation? Then could she help you catch up and fill all your blanks with clever and easy to learn lessons?
>>279626802How would she react if you recited the Fibonacci sequence with each thrust?
Discourse surrounding self-inserts is usually pretty barbaric and unproductive but Monogatari, especially at its outset, must be recognized as specifically placing itself in a metanarrative relationship with the presumed otaku reader. Zaregoto is just as much rooted in striking directly at the shared consciousness of the subculture. There is an open kinship between Araragi and the audience that's signaled immediately by his conversational tone. The original premise of strange conversations applies just as much between Nisio and the reader as the characters. Araragi is supposed to carry all of the world weariness of the otaku cynic and the permissive decadence abandoning faith in humanity, and oneself as a human, brings. And then the path back to optimism, graduating from high school lol
>>279579092 (OP)I can only self-insert as Kaiki so I NTR cuckraragi in the doujins
>>279627013I would be able to converse comfortably with her in metric spaces, but my knowledge would slip in Banach and Hilbert space, and she'd laugh at my dick because of it.
...that might get me aroused, both mathematically and sexually
>tfw no femdom stapler gf
>>279627797>Dialogue 1: What are you gonna do, staple me?>Dialogue 2: nod twice
>>279627797Ah, yes, the return of the fear-boner
>>279581392such a fitting post for such a boring anime
Would you agree to be loli bat's slave if she let you kiss her toes?
>>279630298Yes, please.
PLEASE.
>>279625287The manga adapts the material however OG wants. It not considered canon, just cool.
>>279613301I think their placement is a big issue, they are very close to each other and the two neko stories are basically the same thing
>>279618911The fact that Nadeko is the MC and there aren't any perverts to take advantage of her familiars made this arc not really sexually appealing for me. It's a great arc, but those scenes aren't really sexual, there is no sexual tension, just a troubled girl.
>>279627797>>279627866She was perfect in Bake and Nise, then she became blander and blander
I loved those yandere tendencies and violent outbursts and constant verbal assaults. Now she's just a cuck
I felt so smart when I realized that Kaiki can outrun Kanbaru because he's a ghost like rouka and that's also why they can interact
>>279579092 (OP)My issue is that it's clear that that the creator wants us to believe that the reason Araragi gets these girls is because of who he is and not because he's a superhuman vampire. It's way too thick on the "aren't I such a quippy chad" writing.
>>279631375God damn character development. I say this without joking.
>>279630690What are you willing to do to be able to plant your lips on her beautiful little toes?
>>279632121Nta but I'd play cardgames following whatever house rules she wanted. That's how much shinobu toes are worth.
>>279632455You should be careful offering that, she takes her Simon Says very seriously.
>>279630298Only if I can suckle them as well
>>279632568>there are card versions of simon saysI will slip in some kiss cards to make it worth.
>>279633515Maybe... But I think she would want a written document of you giving ownership of your life to her if you want that.
>>279633570And she's going to slip in some stuff too, something about maybe no pants and having to kiss certain parts of her while calling her princess and master. She's far ollder and smarter than you, so every trick you think you know she has already done a hundred times.
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Never seen it but this bitch is cute
>>279632099I know I know... still better than Shinobu whose character development is age regression
>>279633829Hell I was already prepared to be her servant, assumed it would be for life anyway, I'll sign everything without even looking
>>279633829Bunnynobu is so sexy
>>279636234They are going to fall off!
I can imagine bullshit twisted logic of Senjo accepting a harem route with araragi just being too kind not to fuck every girl, starting with Hanekawa back in bake. Is there any good fanfic or doujin that writes that well?
>>279637295I want a story where Araragi justifies it as not cheating because he goes between the thighs. Either that or railing Snail with her being a ghost making it not count. Maybe Shinobu could justify it as some vampiric ritual that must happen. Hanekawa could also do the thigh thing but with a titjob instead. Doctor Monkey could be "testing" to make sure Araragi's processes still work. The sisters could say that siblings can't have sex so it isn't sex. There are so many lewd possibilities...
https://nyaa.si/view/1981678 mtbb is back?
>>279637519Shinobu vored most of the team, sorry, she got hungry.
Iโve noticed that some Senjou merch gives her an ahoge.
>>279637492I'm only a fan of this because it'd be a hilarious confrontation, the doujin framed as a back and forth between senjo and araragi justifying each scene. Until one of the girls he just can't so senjo takes charge of his sex scheduling from now on because they don't have any time to date.
>>279637656She realizes that she has to looks like she could be Araragi's cousin to excite him.
>>279638081I want to suck his girlcock and swallow his ladycum
>>279637706Do you think he lusts for his mother in addition to his sisters?
>>279639481Which gatari has the sweatiest tiddy?
>>279639544Mamaragi is pretty lust-inducing
>>279639725>>279639544She's somewhat Senjougahara-like so I bet he must be
>>279639886A mama's boy, huh?
>>279639673No question about. Imagine just how hot it gets in there, almost no bra being able to hold them seperate as her huge mellons rub against one another while she runs around all over town. You can just imagine steam coming out when she finally takes off her top for the day..
>>279640095The precious moment when she's taking her top off, but just before the titty drop
>>279640143I would be the first to admit it, I will probably cum in my pants if I ever got to see or hear those heavy cat tits PLAP and bounce out of her shirt. The scene would be too erotic.
>>279640346You wouldn't last more than 30 seconds...
>>279640369They're like water balloons...
>>279640387Full of delicious cat milk very rich in protein
>>279640289that's a GOD you sick fuck
>>279640462For some reason pasties get me harder than actual nudity
>>279640567It's because you're a pervert..
>>279640645PUSSY, SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX !
>>279640752I need a magical fire sisters (guest sistering Nadeko) arc with Snail as the Zordon and Doll as their mascot
>>279640645>>279640686so that's why the top was so loose
insider sources have told me that Karen doesn't shave. i refuse to elaborate.
>>279641019That doll has seen some shit.
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>>279640645>>279640842>>279640924Writefagging Hanekawa's delicious paizuri and threesome sex with araragi and senjo-cuck.
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Wait, can Ougi drive? Is Ougi allowed to drive? Is that an ability inherited from Araragi?
>>279641076Are you going to stop her?
>>279641065>Writefagging Hanekawa's delicious paizuri and threesome sex with araragi and senjo-cuck.Interested
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THIS BIRD
>>279641114I will call the cops
did he steal the car from araragi or materialize one with inherited oddity ability?
>>279641164I have so many webms of this bird
I don't even know which one is which anymore
>>279641076watch her run an innocent jiji or baba over
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>>279640924>>279641065When tsubasa-chan me become dick no more brain.
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How can bird be blood-related to araragi?
>>279640937>brutally titmogging Snek, then giving her the stretched-out top back
>>279641390something about his mom's egg being fertilized by the phoenix
>>279641404not to rain on catfag's parade but snake mogs her in almost every other aspect, perhaps even breasts
>>279641410I thought that bird completely replaced the child... like the cuckoo, who leaves the egg in another bird's nest
>>279641390>>279641410Equating Tsukihi to an actual egg, the shell is the body and the insides are the soul. The phoenix only replaced the inside.
>>279641377Trusting in the air hoping to find soft and warm cat tit meat.
>>279641707do you think La Creatura (Forma Serpiente) had a cloaca?
>>279640369I'll remember that 30 seconds for the rest of my life
I'm spent. Time to watch kizu.
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>>279642075Where do I find a girl like Hanekawa, same breast size too.
>>279641076the local police isn't too great, they can't even catch the local sex offender
>>279642419time to watch the audio commentaries of the remake kizu movie*
Can someone explain feeling cucked by the MC? If anything, Iโd assume youโd self insert as the women getter MC in Araragi.
This is like when people say they hate BTR because they self inserted as the cuck. Well, why arenโt you self inserting as the bull in the first place?
>koyokoyo
what are the chances he tops him
>>279614046>bites his tounge
>>279642454At part 1, I really enjoyed how expressive araragi is. Watching him lose his shit was very entertaining. Watching Hanekawa and knowing she loses after being first girl is heart breaking. She deserves a vampire edgelord bf. No matter how much cum I lose to her tits, she won't be happy.
>>279643855I don't know what you mean by remake movie quite yet.
>>279639544Wasn't there a line specifically about Araragi taking way too long to stop breastfeeding?
>>279644244He is probably talking about the rerelease they did for 2024 to build back hype. While it fortunately kept all the loli ass, I heard it sadly removed the scene where 12nobu reaches into her brain so I'm not sure if it is worth it if you have time for the three original movies.
Haunted Shinobu fumo that eats your donuts and calls you Omae-sama
>>279646400Does she have bandaid?
>>279645603I look forward to it. Yeah my whole week is turning into this show so let me double check I'm watching the right one.
>>279646685See for yourself.
>>279643974Friday is pegging night
I have a feeling this guy would come to life at night and try to molest my Miyako plush.
I have a feeling this guy would come to life at night and try to molest my Miyako plush.
I didn't think the skirt Nadeko wore here was even real nor did I think it was something a teenage girl would actually wear. I was recently proven wrong about this however...
>>279648486Read Nadeko Pool.
It's a short story.
>>279648486Why not? It's fluffy and cute.
>>279648753I just thought it was a nonsense skirt design made to show off her ass. I recently saw my cousin though and she was wearing a skirt that looked exactly like it (complete with the butt cheeks). Reality is stranger than fiction.
>>279648856I hope you gave your cousin some nice head pats.
Maybe played a little Twister.
>>279648486I really wish we lived in a world as sexual as Monogatari
>>279648856Why are cousins like this?
>>279649854We must always have temptations, perhaps it makes us stronger.
>>279649854Just think of it this way, the relationship is reciprocal. You are the cousin of fantasy to them as well.
I unironically watch this for the dialog
>>279650234An interesting idea
Hang on wait this was Tsukihi's outfit?
Lewd!
>>279652661It's probably part of the reason Tsukihi immediately rushed off to fetch supplies to kill them painfully with. It looked like they were roleplaying on top of everything else.
>>279652997>yandere bird thighs...
...
boner intensifies
>>279643855Oh wow I just discovered why the commentary tracks are special for this series. God damn it my watch time is going to double now. I hope these are as fun as they seem. What a madlad thing to do instead of director commentary.
>>279653982I would be so aroused if she was doing that to my crotch
>>279655901yeah, I also couldn't believe that nisio would be insane enough to just double the episode's dialogue like it's nothing.
>I hope these are as fun as they seemThe dialogue can be really random, even more than usual. When you feel tired or bored, then only watch the audio commentaries with your favorite characters. here's a sheet describing which audio commentaries have which commentators
https://x.com/shaft_50th_ex/status/1933449264736448720
50th anniversary for shaft soon
>>279643855what's the release with commentaries?
>>279656433They should celebrate by giving the fans what they want no bandaid
>>279657116all commentaries except the ones from monster and off season are translated if that's what you mean
>>279581236He has a girl-friend, a love slave, a soul-mate, and two sister-wives.
>>279659712Giving Shinobu donuts as a trade...
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>>279660182for stepping on your face?
>>279660556Why does Shaft give her frames like this...
>>279660629this season is almost as bad as nise, you've got feet assaulting you in every scene
>>279660776Toe and Gripper Season
Araragi canonically had sex with every member of the main cast of Madoka Magica.
>>279661989Uh oh someone isn't going to like this
>>279662799Hitagi actually gave him permission to do it
>>279662799It's not Alpha Charlie Kilo, is it?
>>279663470The one on his left looks like Kaga Ai from SZS.
>>279663245Cute pits on Monkey
time for another monogatari rewatch
>>279663470>Madoka in her innocence would approach Araragi after watching him fight an oddity>She'd try to ask him to help her hunt witches, but he'd instead invite her to his house>You know what happens to her after that point>Later, Homura would come searching for Madoka>She'd stand up to Araragi and puff her chest out>She'd immediately fail however when he touches said chest>Sayaka is a dummy who probably would approach Araragi wanting to touch his muscles or something >She'd pretty much just walk into the situation the moment she sees Madoka there, even with Homura waving her arms and shaking her head>Kyoko would become suspicious the moment she feels like Sayaka is being treated wrong>She'd actually put up a fight against Araragi but would lose to Shinobu surprisingly doing a flying kick out of the shadows >Shinobu just wanted to steal her Pockies, Araragi then drags her home>A few days later Araragi is taking his megucas for a walk>He then spots Mami across the street >He immediately runs through traffic and then proceeds to grope the shit out of her melons>The rest of the magical girls then watch as he proceeds to attempt to have sex with her in the nearby grassI sadly haven't watched those other shows so I can't make up scenarios for the other JCs.
It would be an interesting arc if Araragi's sisters' "boyfriends" manifested as oddities.
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>>279666533Rosokuzawa could discover that Tsukihi's hymen regenerates and go crazy though apparently they are in a 'chaste' relationship
>>279666762Those legs are mesmerizing
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>>279666774I would accept a chaste relationship If I could kiss them daily
>>279666858I would beg her for one single thighjob
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>>279666915Built for leglock. But she's a proper girl so you're lucky if you get to touch her before marriage
>>279666762I like shots like these where you only realize just how sexy they are when you see them out of context. While some characters like Shinobu are obviously deliberately made sexy in many scenes, I'm not sure it is always deliberate either. It is just a side effect of Shaft putting actual effort into drawing the characters. Realer looking anatomy is sexier in general, Shaft is one of the few studios left that doesn't outsource everything to seajeets who can't draw so good.
>>279666979Her body is incredibly lewd, so all the teasing would just make the wedding-night sex even hotter.
>>279667426Thanks to tokyo metropolitan ordinance, she remains pure and unspoiled
I just read that Suruga Bonehead was in between Sodachi Fiasco and Tsukihi Undo, yet I haven't seen it. Why?
>>279667585She's so soapy
I wonder if she'd at least let us take baths together before marriage
>>279666915I enjoy all the leg and thigh appreciation posts, but this specific position with the face cut off demands deepthroating.
Hereโs your Hanekawa Black.
>>279668033You make a compelling point
>>279668046I can't see her boobs from space so It cant be her.
Hereโs your Hanekawa Black-ED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfltbkdSBUM
Luv Bird
Indifferent to Bee
Don't like FFM doujin
>>279668921That sounds like a painful life.
Fortunately I luv bird, luv bee, and love FFM doujins.
>>279668954>That sounds like a painful life.Tis
>>279670020>her whole forearm
>>279670133Would you expect anything else from Nadeko?
>>279668921I love when they focus on nostrils.
>>279670020>literally a cloaca
https://files.catbox.moe/zw21lu.png
>>279670424Tasteful Snail nude
>>279669707this guy makes some good art
hopefully some new announcement will drop during that shaft anniversary
what i hated about this series is how every girl cut her hair short after finishing her arc, the first time it pissed me off so much i dropped it for a decade and only started watching it recently
long hair tsukihi almost makes up for it
>>279671070None of the girls really look bad with short hair. The only case I can think of that looks bad is Karen at first in Nise due to being drawn weird. But she very quickly grows a mini ponytail back.
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>>279670424It's honestly annoying how much Monogatari makes me want to jerk off. I can't fap 10 times a thread, my dick hurts after a while!
>>279671473Shaft has killed trillions
>>279671413both crab and cat having short hair at the same time was too much for me. nadeko also looks terrible in my opinion
>>279671070I have the same visceral reaction. I hate it. I haven't gotten to it yet. Kind of happy they didnt make a big deal out of Hanekawa cutting hers. Just finished Karen Bee and am dreading that I for sure know Sengo is all downhill from here with her arc firmly done.
Kaiki was hilarious btw. I love Liar characters because of how inherently twisty they can be. In short bursts it's fun.
>>279671710it does seem like some short hair fetish, giving it to almost every character just blows my mind. even when the reverse happens it's only for a bit
>>279671710I thought Hanekawa only cut her hair in the beginning of Second Season, after Nise.
>>279671876Yeah that's where Im at. I've been watching the series entirely in the span of this single thread.
>>279671574the bigger the forehead, the cuter the girl!
>>279672073It should be full on illegal to criticize Nadeko's new haircut
Let her do with her hair what she wants
>>279672525> It should be full on illegal to criticize Nadekofixed
>>279672618The bloomered butt on the side is the cherry on top
>>279673763>>279673797Do titfags really get aroused by this?
>>279672073>>279672525Nadeko picked that haircut in an attempt to not look as cute
And it sure worked!
>>279673819unfortunately I don't like kids so the only character in monogatari that I find arousing is the cat cow and fully powered kiss shot in the kizu movies
>unfortunately I don't like kids
never change, /a/
>>279663695>Kyouko>Not being a top and reverse raping him
>>279674390She'd let him do whatever he wants to her if he simply promises her a couple coins to play her dancing game at the arcade. Maybe let her suck on a pocky too while he goes to town on her butt.
>>279674441More like she would tie him up and ride him for hours then steal his possessions and enslave him
>>279674492Araragi is the type to play dead for hours so she gives him the Sayaka corpse treatment. He'd justify it to the reader/viewer as him learning more about the enemy while Kyouko mounts him. I'd agree that in this situation he'd be absolutely helpless against her despite pretending to be in a position of power though. I wonder just how big her sexual appetite is, and also how long it takes to sexually drain a vampire...
>>279674696If her sexual appetite is on par with her actual appetite then she will probably milk your cock dry over and over by using her illusion magic to give you your erection back each time. I'd say she could satisfy him.
Well, it also depends on her experience. Canonically Kyouko is completely pure and clueless about sex. But with her design it's obvious that they moment she gets a taste of it she will become a femdom queen.
>>279674866All meguca are lewd, but she especially looks slutty. I'm not sure how anyone would be around her and resist giving her at least a little pat on the butt. Those shorts are practically begging for it.
>>279674962And her magical girl form too, exposed armpits and tights, her soul gem is also almost in a boob window and is actually on the perfect placement to be licked during sitting cowgirl, which i'm assuming is her favorite position.
I think the only meguca that rivals her in lewdness is devil homu. You know, the one with a literal succubus design involving an arrow pointing downwards to her paizuri area.
>>279674176I like kids which makes all of shinobu's fan service moot because I know she's a hag.
goodbye, gatari thread
You were okay
>>279676224Great Nobu ass
>>279676377Nobu ass saving the thread on page 10
>>279676224cute squishinobu
>>279676769All gataris are soft with a little squish to 'em
>>279676859She is just like this constantly...