Thread 279579092 - /a/ [Archived: 991 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/11/2025, 1:44:04 PM No.279579092
Kyoooy
Kyoooy
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Can I watch the Monogatari series without feeling like I'm being cucked by this faggot that ends up befriending all those big titty bitches? That's the vibe I get from that series
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 1:58:32 PM No.279579237
>>279579092 (OP)
araragi is a bro. i love him no homo.
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 2:02:54 PM No.279579289
You aren't an anime character
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 2:06:51 PM No.279579326
I think self inserting is for mentally ill faggots but I self insert as rrragi. He's just that cool.
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 2:22:42 PM No.279579515
>>279579092 (OP)
I don't understand your banter.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 2:53:34 PM No.279579932
>>279579092 (OP)
Araragi is the only based male MC
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 2:55:59 PM No.279579964
embrace beig a cuck, NTR/NTS hentai is best
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:03:22 PM No.279580052
>>279579964
biggest trick coomers ever pulled was giving anime cuckshit a inoffensive fancy term like "NTR" to mask what it truly is
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:11:50 PM No.279580175
>>279580052
You mean NTS right? NTR is generally reviled and the acronym sounds evil.
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:17:46 PM No.279580254
>>279580175
It's still a whitewash
"cuck" is simply too powerful
Replies: >>279585979
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:19:12 PM No.279580282
>>279579092 (OP)
I usually only use male MCs as placeholders for self inserting but rrg's case i actually like him and want to be like him
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:21:12 PM No.279580311
>>279580052
>anon discovers how other language works
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:25:47 PM No.279580377
>>279579092 (OP)
I don't understand the question.
Do you feel like you're being cucked every time you watch a male character get close to a female character? That's pretty interesting. It seems feeling like a cuck must be a common, reoccurring theme in your life. Why do you think that is?
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:34:16 PM No.279580523
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>>279579092 (OP)
>those big titty bitches
i just feel bad for them getting cucked by this trio
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:35:59 PM No.279580555
>>279579092 (OP)
he's an ugly simp
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:37:10 PM No.279580580
>>279580523
Why is she making a heart in front of her...
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:37:37 PM No.279580589
>>279579237
>>279579326
>>279579932
his name is koyomi, retards
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:39:39 PM No.279580627
you're actually supposed to self-insert as one of the girls
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:41:15 PM No.279580657
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>>279580589
Araragi when casually referring to him. Koyomi when his sisters are in the sentence by name.
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:43:55 PM No.279580710
>>279580657
>casually referring
yes, by his first name, koyomi
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:44:56 PM No.279580731
>>279579092 (OP)
The MC smells his own fart.
Don't get why people like him.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:50:49 PM No.279580817
>>279580377
>>279580523
Middle one is one of them in disguise isn't she
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:56:49 PM No.279580919
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>>279580817
What do you mean?
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:01:11 PM No.279581003
>>279580919
She can turn into a big titty hag I believe but I'm not sure which one is her true form
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:03:40 PM No.279581047
>>279580523
Yeah, I feel bad that these two shitty characters steal screen time from the actual good ones. Snail is fine though.
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:04:02 PM No.279581054
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>>279580817
i think it depends on how strong she is atm
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:05:38 PM No.279581090
>>279581054
Age progression may be the purest expression of body fetishism.
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:06:56 PM No.279581113
>>279581090
>body fetishism
Nigga what the fuck does that mean
Replies: >>279581273
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:08:41 PM No.279581142
>>279579092 (OP)
We're of the same mind OP, I refuse to watch this shit if all the girls are gonna end up sucking this guy's dick. I hate MCs like this.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:12:58 PM No.279581208
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md5: 77d12bf6f2c22aae366585c98f1140d0๐Ÿ”
>>279581047
The lolis are all that matters in the series and its main focus.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:13:07 PM No.279581212
>>279580589
His name is literally Araragi, you're just trying to be smart by using his first name
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:14:33 PM No.279581236
This isn't a harem series though.
Araragi has one major relationship. The rest are just family, friends, literal parasites or jobs he takes care of.

You'd know this if you actually watched it.
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:16:12 PM No.279581273
>>279581113
Xebec instead of Hen Semi.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:16:24 PM No.279581276
>>279581236
who gives him these jobs of taking care of extremely hot but mentally ill bitches again
I'll give it a watch soon but curious
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:22:46 PM No.279581392
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>>279581236
Maybe if you spedwatched it. The true situation is a lot more complicated. His girlfriend gives him explicit permission to fool around with as many other girls as he likes (probably easy for her to do since she likes a lot of them herself). He also is motivated to do most acts throughout the story for these girls. He also gets up to many lewd acts with them too. Not to mention the characters that he has deeper relationships with than Hitagi. He has a very unique oddity based relationship with Shinobu and Hachikuji with Shinobu being his eternal mate and Hachikuji having endless amounts of love for him with all of their little shared moments. Then you also have his sisters, who he probably has the most pure and sexual love for in the world, both also reserving themselves for him. The reason Araragi doesn't have an outright harem, is because Nisio thought it'd be boring and grow old fast. He has a girlfriend so the other relationships aren't ruined by marriage speculation. Not that this is any downside to Hitagi's character, as it is what makes her so unique and stand out.
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:24:30 PM No.279581424
>>279579092 (OP)
There is only one big titty bitch. Well, two, but the second doesn't really count.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:24:37 PM No.279581425
>>279579092 (OP)
>without feeling like I'm being cucked by this faggot
Imagine being so mentally ill that you unironically fear getting cucked by a fictional character.
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:26:49 PM No.279581463
>>279581425
Sadly, there seems to be a lot of people with this mental illness online nowadays.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:54:37 PM No.279582012
>>279579092 (OP)
>Nobody has posted gently walked her home yet
/a/ has fallen
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:56:39 PM No.279582051
>>279579092 (OP)
that's why I watch only CGDCT and yuri slop nowadays
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:04:47 PM No.279582242
He's supposed to be literally you. You're watching the series completely wrong
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:17:46 PM No.279582588
Just cuck Araragi in your imagination.
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George
6/11/2025, 5:22:43 PM No.279582734
>>279582242
My name isn't araragi. It's George.
Replies: >>279583500
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:50:00 PM No.279583500
>>279582734
Youโ€™re not supposed to post frogs, you should delete that before you get banned, just looking out for you
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:52:43 PM No.279583567
>>279580523
i want to insert MY PENIS inside them haha
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:57:38 PM No.279583721
>>279581212
the reason you don't refer to him as koyomi is because it makes your favorite mc effeminate
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:59:36 PM No.279583782
>>279583721
it's like calling spongebob robert
Replies: >>279583909
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 6:01:52 PM No.279583847
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The best moment in all Monogataridom
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 6:03:27 PM No.279583890
Self-inserting is a cope. It's not real.
I'm not an anime boy. I am myself.
I don't want to watch my favorite female characters fall in love with an anime boy who isn't me. I'd rather they don't fall in love with anyone to be honest. Just let them exist by themselves.
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 6:04:05 PM No.279583909
>>279583782
no, robert is not spongebob's first name
while koyomi is mc's first name
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 6:12:14 PM No.279584110
>>279583890
If I imagine any sexual scenario with the gataris, I imagine myself as Araragi. This is because he is the one who is with them, not me. I don't really care what happens as long as I get to see them naked and in lewd scenarios. The people who absolutely must insert their actual real self at all times and get mad when there is an actual story are weird. The position of the viewer is inherently voyeuristic, you should be happy as long as your favorite girl accomplishes her goals and gets lewded no matter how it happens. I feel like a lot of self-inserters are gachafags who are new to anime. Gachas would be better if they didn't force the gay soulless MC in all the time.
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 6:19:06 PM No.279584271
>>279584110
They need one where you play as an invisible demon that makes girls horny. And they gradually learn of your existence and try to destroy you. You can be selective in how and when and who is horny in order to influence how events turn out. But whether you guide them to happiness or ruin, they always hate you, and the game ends with you being banished to hell.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 6:23:37 PM No.279584400
>>279583909
Cultural context, nigger.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 6:26:23 PM No.279584483
snail tv squared2
snail tv squared2
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>>279583909
>calling arararagi koyomi
that's no fun!
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 6:27:51 PM No.279584517
>>279584483
Imagine Hachikuji doing the hair trick with one of these tvs...
Fuzzykuji...
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 6:29:37 PM No.279584555
rrg
rrg
md5: 1a075c5644a2595c88002e7136aa9477๐Ÿ”
What kind of sissy do you have to be to hate Araragi?
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:13:26 PM No.279585696
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>>279584555
Tsukihi
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:14:44 PM No.279585732
>>279585696
Thereโ€™s a face on her uvula! Thatโ€™s some Milky Holmes stuff right there.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:19:41 PM No.279585864
>>279579092 (OP)
Whatโ€™s the purpose of this series? All they do is talk with some nice fanservice here and there, where is the fights and drama? Also why do they keep introducing new whores when Hitagi and four-eyes are already perfect?
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:21:27 PM No.279585919
>>279579092 (OP)
god modern day /a/ is miserable
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:22:15 PM No.279585953
>>279585864
Eventually, you come to realize what is actually happening doesn't matter. The main appeals are the art and the lore. Art is of course more than covered, also including the great music and fanservice. Lore still progresses through characters talking, and it isn't boring as the scenarios they deal with are outlandish most of the time. Monogatari, like most things Shaft makes, is just pure pleasure. It is like an evolved form of entertainment.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:23:01 PM No.279585979
>>279580254
โ€˜Cuckingโ€™ sounds intimate
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:25:48 PM No.279586051
>>279585696
i want tsukihi to rape me
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:36:30 PM No.279586331
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If you can't handle the imouto, then get off the couch.
Replies: >>279594944
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:06:30 PM No.279587117
>>279579092 (OP)
i wanna fuck rrrgi
Replies: >>279587815
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:35:15 PM No.279587815
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>>279587117
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:38:30 PM No.279587887
>>279579237
Genuinely yes. I understand.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:39:37 PM No.279587909
>>279580589
That's a girly name.
Replies: >>279588280 >>279588579
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:56:19 PM No.279588280
>>279587909
Is that why he hated his own name? I thought it was because it meant calendar and played with his sisters names in some other way. Or maybe I'm misremembering and he only hated the Araragi part of his name.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:00:12 PM No.279588362
AkiraCry
AkiraCry
md5: 2338ce4856434b5faa8a491d823c2300๐Ÿ”
I started watching because of this thread and episode 5 flashing back to why hachikuji was so mean at the start made me tear up.
Replies: >>279588821 >>279588997
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:00:51 PM No.279588377
>>279580589
uwu i don't give a fuck, nigger. his name is araragi.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:09:40 PM No.279588579
yomi
yomi
md5: db943f204873961bef22c5c93783360a๐Ÿ”
>>279587909
Isnโ€™t it a literal girlโ€™s name?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:11:00 PM No.279588606
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>>279580052
You're joking, right? Hownewru?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:12:40 PM No.279588642
>>279579092 (OP)
You're supposed to sexualize him like the girls anon.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:21:05 PM No.279588821
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>>279588362
Based whim watcher
Replies: >>279590462
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:30:02 PM No.279588997
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>>279588362
I'll let it be a surprise, but there is another scene in the future with her that will definitely make you tear up. It is one of the most beautiful scenes in the anime and also pretty much takes watching everything leading up to it to get though (which makes it funny in a way).
Replies: >>279590462
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:33:54 PM No.279589092
>>279579092 (OP)
Seems like self-inserting is a lost art.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:46:56 PM No.279589409
has off and monster finished airing? Can i get a batch now?
Replies: >>279589507
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:49:22 PM No.279589482
>>279585864
because they're introducing new fights and new drama
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:50:27 PM No.279589507
>>279589409
Airing? For a while now.
BDs also finished recently.
Waiting to see if the EN releases will have the commentaries translated.
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:51:35 PM No.279589528
>>279589507
I thought there was still a BD left?
Replies: >>279589599
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:51:41 PM No.279589535
>>279589507
oh fuck, is there a group that did a particularly decent release? Or is it just Free-for-all grab whichever?
Replies: >>279589599
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:54:09 PM No.279589599
>>279589528
Last batch should have come out june 4rth
Kinda /a/non even posted it here
https://nyaa.si/view/1981223

>>279589535
MTBB is the standard, but I think they stopped at 10/14 or something for Monster Season.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:57:58 PM No.279589692
>>279579237
This
I came for the girls and then I cummed for Arararraggers
It was a joy when he finally showed up in off season
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:03:32 PM No.279589806
>>279585864
There's plenty of fights in the series.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:12:24 PM No.279590054
kamiya
kamiya
md5: c1f247438bb8717ab7736ab01f1a0f83๐Ÿ”
Araragi is getting oldโ€ฆ
Replies: >>279590108
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:14:20 PM No.279590108
>>279590054
He still could play Araragi convincingly in the Monogatari live action
Replies: >>279591305
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:15:08 PM No.279590126
>>279579092 (OP)
Are we really at the point where self inserters are getting so deep into it that even the MC getting together with a girl is considered NTR? Kill yourself.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:15:57 PM No.279590155
Shaft better hurry up and catch up to that maniac Nisio
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:20:04 PM No.279590252
>>279583890
>self-inserting isn't real
>i get mad when anime characters love other characters
Hmm
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:22:52 PM No.279590336
her look isn't particularly my thing but I still felt quite turned on by math being a huge bitch
Replies: >>279590398
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:25:47 PM No.279590398
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>>279590336
Posts that give you the ick
Replies: >>279590732
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:28:49 PM No.279590462
>>279588821
It helps I've been in a romantic mood, and this shit is very romantic.
>>279588997
I'm glad cute snail peak is yet to come.
Replies: >>279590613
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:35:06 PM No.279590613
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>>279590462
Monogatari deals a lot with many forms of love
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:39:20 PM No.279590732
math fortune teller
math fortune teller
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>>279590398
I wish I could marry Marina Inoue.
Replies: >>279590794
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:41:55 PM No.279590794
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>>279590732
She did an amazing job. Man all of them do, I think the characters help them get invested.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:01:43 PM No.279591305
>>279590108
>Monogatari live action
that would be...uh...something
Replies: >>279591604
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:08:25 PM No.279591490
refresh my memory; why did spook start wearing the male uniform?
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:12:16 PM No.279591593
>>279591490
Kinda took his place after graduation?
Never read the novels up to that point.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:12:35 PM No.279591604
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>>279591305
All I'd say to an announcement is "wow"
Replies: >>279592156
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:25:07 PM No.279591932
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>>279591490
I thought up a perfectly logical explanation before. Ougi exists only to mirror Araragi in some ways as an attempt to let him grow, to learn how to let others guide themselves to success and whatever. She is also fully aware of this, how she looks in a specific way to attract Araragi's attention, and the nature of how oddities work. Once her purpose was gone and her life was saved (by becoming the niece of Meme), she was left essentially meaningless. She likely wants to feel out more of her existence and test some things. Like if she lies a bunch about being a boy, would it turn her into one eventually or does Araragi's mind still supersede it. This likely combined with her mindset she came into existence with, the one that likes to mess around with others. While the initial purpose of it is gone, it is still strong within her due to being the only thing there. So now she is essentially loose to do whatever she wants. The only things that anchor her to the world as rules is that she is Meme's niece and the looser rule of her being a student (so she still goes to school and does things there). Ougi is an oddity born of thoughts that has a mind of her own. She knows how oddities work, but there isn't evidence to my knowledge that her knowledge on oddities goes beyond what experienced humans know. She is like a run on thought from Araragi's head that went on way too long.

On a side note, I feel like one of the things Nisio could be building to is a reveal of Araragi's mind being more powerful than most. Araragi already overthinks nearly everything, it'd make sense that this would be powerful combined with the manifestation properties of Oddities.
Replies: >>279592409
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:34:13 PM No.279592156
>>279591604
Live action middle schoolers...
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:44:21 PM No.279592409
>>279591932
My personal interpretation is that she is the oddity of Araragi during his school years, also affected by the school's collective unconscious of him.
We see that he had actually a bit of notoriety (mostly among girls lol) so Ougi is like the shadow he left behind after graduating.
What she is seen doing since then is actually try and help the girls with their issues (Kanbaru, Nadeko) but in classic Araragi fashion she kinda fumbles and the only real help she provides is being there.
People can only save themselves after all.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:52:23 PM No.279592580
>>279583890
Self-inserting has been around since time immemorial.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:14:18 AM No.279593092
>feeling cucked by a character
Yeah, stay away, you are not intelligent enough for anime.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:20:25 AM No.279593231
>>279579092 (OP)
1. Araragi and Senjougahara broke up four times. They will never be happy together.
2. Araragi loses every fight he's in, even when his precious imouto was killed. He is a loser.
Replies: >>279593713 >>279593725 >>279593984 >>279594854 >>279610443 >>279611229
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:33:28 AM No.279593589
>Nadeko excited at Araragi's boner
>Shinobu, who caused it, masturbating in his shadow
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:37:53 AM No.279593713
>>279593231
Crab has to put up with it
Araragi is the catch in this relationship not her
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:38:31 AM No.279593725
>>279593231
>Araragi loses every fight he's in
If I had known this before I watched it initially, I probably would have never started watching monogatari.
I really dislike permanent losers.
Replies: >>279593891 >>279594854
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:44:48 AM No.279593891
>>279593725
He doesn't really lose and is in fact quite a lucky character since things that could lead to him outcast, in prison, or even dead in some cases always end up working out for him. He just doesn't demolish everyone he is against because he is a nice person who needs a moral reason to obliterate his competition. He easily beat the second rainy devil and the armored faggot. His biggest win was also when he absolutely dominated the full strength king of oddities, turning her into a mere loli slave.
Replies: >>279594006 >>279594148
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:48:14 AM No.279593984
81805274_p0
81805274_p0
md5: 9c736e6e2f54629d16bbeaed1712df0f๐Ÿ”
>>279593231
He beat Hachikuji
Replies: >>279594353
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:48:51 AM No.279594006
>>279593891
>absolutely dominated the full strength king

This only sounds impressive when you leave out that she let him win.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:53:03 AM No.279594148
>>279593891
I like monogatari, but be honest anon, Araragi gets his ass handed to whenever he has to go toe-to-toe with any oddity, despite even fucking snake (forma de NEET) smoking her clone oddities.
Crab even ends up being resourceful enough to enlist Kaiki when Snake is being a cunt.
All of Araragi's engagements end with him taking a beating and then someone else solving the root of the problem.
Replies: >>279594424
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:59:29 AM No.279594353
>>279593984
There is a third bandaid on her in a secret location, she learned very well from the king of lolis
Replies: >>279594598
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:01:45 AM No.279594424
>>279594148
This makes me wonder, could this not lead to a reasonable bias in Araragi's head? Could him being saved a lot by others make him biased towards believing that you can save everyone through helping. Maybe he forces himself into every situation because he feels like it is what works for him.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:07:43 AM No.279594598
h84ykm
h84ykm
md5: 1c8134a20b8c542a017dbadbaefe43a6๐Ÿ”
>>279594353
alluring
Replies: >>279594999
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:15:20 AM No.279594854
>>279593231
>>279593725
I think if he won almost every fight and was some OP shounen protag this series would probably be less liked overall.
Just a guess though. I could be wrong and misjudging the taste of the masses.
Replies: >>279594973 >>279595105 >>279596525
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:17:46 AM No.279594944
1568270281156
1568270281156
md5: 15e8ce20341f8988347925b5e1887455๐Ÿ”
>>279586331
I'll handle the imouto, physically
Replies: >>279594988
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:18:44 AM No.279594973
>>279594854
>I think if he won almost every fight
I'm not asking him to win every fight
I'm asking for him to win a fight.
He doesn't need to be a perpetual jobber and he doesn't need to be an isekai protagonist either.
You can win without winning and lose without losing, those are the most interesting kinds of wins and losses
Replies: >>279595105
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:19:02 AM No.279594988
>>279594944
Butt cracks are s tier fanservice
Replies: >>279595129
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:19:18 AM No.279594999
masturbate
masturbate
md5: 41f83c9301974991ecc3cf35edd0d7e0๐Ÿ”
>>279594598
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:22:40 AM No.279595105
>>279594854
>>279594973
What is the appeal of protagonists who lose all the time? I truly and honestly cannot understand it, beyond
>Ha ha, just like me!
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:23:39 AM No.279595128
black-hanekawa-wink
black-hanekawa-wink
md5: 2feefb1afd175e7337e4440a2b8a77e3๐Ÿ”
Monogatari has been my favorite multi season series for a long time. Might as well celebrate!

(Mp4 too big + sound)

https://litter.catbox.moe/dqrwdil6j0zit92p.mp4
Replies: >>279595226 >>279595232 >>279595376
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:23:40 AM No.279595129
1654759892608
1654759892608
md5: 9a7dd699a3826ad5fdaef0fff684180c๐Ÿ”
>>279594988
Cute imouto butt
Replies: >>279596172 >>279596319
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:24:33 AM No.279595168
>>279579092 (OP)
Silversun Pickups.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:25:54 AM No.279595226
>>279595128
Catbox mf seething rn
Cute girls
Replies: >>279595330
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:26:06 AM No.279595232
no u
no u
md5: ed1aab6366f5bf2f0a1c327023126c41๐Ÿ”
>>279595128
cursed and pedo, not cute
Replies: >>279595387
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:28:36 AM No.279595330
>>279595226
I am with you dude.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:29:52 AM No.279595376
>>279595128
>that voice over
some aspiring content creators really do not understand how to appeal to people
Replies: >>279595483 >>279595748
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:30:18 AM No.279595387
1729259940840503
1729259940840503
md5: 296c44b031b7b11091e4d66f6488c801๐Ÿ”
>>279595232
I was going to mention this too. The girls are cute, but I hate the whole "rahhh I'm so ebil!!!! Thing that a lot of western lolicons do for whatever reason". The hottest part of lolis is how cute and sweet they are. You should be revelling in this, not acting like you are some beast for liking them. Western internet posts around pornographic and fetish content in general seem to be like this and I don't know why. Why choose to be creepy instead of highlighting how joyous it makes you. I don't want to imagine defiling the girls, I want to imagine a loving relationship.
Replies: >>279595448 >>279596147
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:32:29 AM No.279595448
>>279595387
It's ok to insert
Replies: >>279595967
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:33:29 AM No.279595483
>>279595376
You must not be the audience. This gets ppl hot.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:42:38 AM No.279595748
appealing characters
appealing characters
md5: fb7bc31df34b2ad9fe3e91de88d9c694๐Ÿ”
>>279595376
Creating appealing character is a full time job
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:50:37 AM No.279595967
>>279595448
I can go for some insertion art sometimes too (although I mainly just prefer nudes). It is just the wording around it. I want to see the loli happy, not hear about how supposedly "disgusting" it is.
Replies: >>279596029 >>279596147
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:52:53 AM No.279596029
1722235090074449
1722235090074449
md5: 368b9b31c253a0356c8f8d3e16f9fc4c๐Ÿ”
>>279595967
>I want to see the loli happy
Happy is best
Replies: >>279596141
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:57:00 AM No.279596141
>>279596029
Happy is great at first but then after a couple times when they are that young they get that 1000 yard stare. Some people think it's hot and will continue but after enough time they get really disconnected.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:57:16 AM No.279596147
>>279595387
>>279595967
self-flagellation being one of the religious things that carried over to the modern cultural zeitgeist despite the age of skepticism is so hilariously twisted and ass-backwards that it still leaves me awestruck.
Replies: >>279596224
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:58:14 AM No.279596172
>>279595129
on my face
Replies: >>279596302
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:00:21 AM No.279596224
>>279596147
The Internet is full of it too. You can't really look anywhere online without seeing someone publicly talking about how terrible they are because of x or y. You then have entire leagues of people essentially making up issues about themselves to flagellate about. People leave religion and then choose to take all of the worst traits with them. A church without a god.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:01:46 AM No.279596255
I like Medaka Box better because it's a straightforward love story between an upper class and a poor boy raised by a single mother.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:03:53 AM No.279596302
1604608875873
1604608875873
md5: 9e9803402c5fe92532412b7d32251b96๐Ÿ”
>>279596172
face sitting with her cute feet wiggling on your chest
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:04:27 AM No.279596319
>>279595129
The best part of this shot is the skin color on her crotch. You can see her pussy through her panties. Tsukihi is the only Gatari to show pussy.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:12:56 AM No.279596525
>>279594854
I personally dislike Araragi so seeing him get his shit kicked in is a good thing to me.
Replies: >>279596549
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:14:18 AM No.279596549
>>279596525
>shit pushed in

Maybe when he was nine.
Replies: >>279596598
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:16:04 AM No.279596593
1630330718428
1630330718428
md5: 67b48a3ec54e3c821526c6765e3b3e05๐Ÿ”
Gatari has so many best girls whether you prefer JS, JC, or JK. The variety is outstanding.
Replies: >>279596758
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:16:17 AM No.279596598
>>279596549
By Shinobu who went back and time and futa'd herself through vampmagic. Or that one time his sisters did an Araragi siblings' endurance experiment in front of Sodachi...
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:18:21 AM No.279596646
Who cares about Monogatari fight results? That's never been the point of the show's fights. The only instances I can remember where results would matter is with the vampire hunters in Kizu and the duel with the First. I guess Nadeko had some sort of a fight in Nadeko Draw too lol.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:22:20 AM No.279596758
>>279596593
What's the diff between gahara and the cat bitch, they seem very similar both personality and looks wise
Replies: >>279596788 >>279596948 >>279625287
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:23:19 AM No.279596788
1749215582146222
1749215582146222
md5: 76ebd33a9b662562cc7b7a9156a90679๐Ÿ”
>>279596758
Neko has big fat cat tats
Crab is a yandere
Replies: >>279596863 >>279597200 >>279609868 >>279625287
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:26:01 AM No.279596863
>>279596788
sex with the big titty cat bitch would far exceed sex with gahara, just facts
Replies: >>279596891
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:27:13 AM No.279596891
1568284178339_thumb.jpg
1568284178339_thumb.jpg
md5: 310139228802277124ccdc8863095490๐Ÿ”
>>279596863
Explain your reasoning
Replies: >>279597182
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:29:50 AM No.279596948
>>279596758
One is a poker faced emotional fake tsundere and the other one is a genius analytical former split personality good girl. Both are serious about marrying.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:39:40 AM No.279597182
>>279596891
just looks softer thicker and with bigger boobs guarantees more satisfying sex + she's a cat or some shit so would definitely have that animalistic mammal sex drive, call it a hunch
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:39:41 AM No.279597184
Playful sex: Monkey, Bee, Bat, Dark, Snail
Rough sex: Cat, Phoenix, Snake, Bat
Gentle lovemaking: Crab, Math
??? sex: Doll
Replies: >>279597253
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:40:16 AM No.279597200
>>279596788
sex with cat boobs
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:42:19 AM No.279597253
1721456806442439
1721456806442439
md5: 27e5098dc05c736fa0876d25ad913e63๐Ÿ”
>>279597184
I agree with most of this, but Crab could use some rough sex to fuck the tsun out of her and Bee would melt into a puddle at gentle lovemaking, which would be cute.
Replies: >>279597386
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:44:41 AM No.279597315
9bd19e852421cba5f9283b3dc6b4da86
9bd19e852421cba5f9283b3dc6b4da86
md5: 8eeb2bd1d087475c3f8ae8ef8307dd96๐Ÿ”
The only correct answer is black cat.
Replies: >>279597435
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:47:47 AM No.279597386
>>279597253
With some consideration, you are correct.
Replies: >>279597514
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:50:06 AM No.279597435
1736101430277500
1736101430277500
md5: 546bb908f81293b2bb058572e26f6094๐Ÿ”
>>279597315
seeeexxxoooo
Replies: >>279609868
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:51:18 AM No.279597464
tumblr_or1oijXHok1tvso1qo2_400
tumblr_or1oijXHok1tvso1qo2_400
md5: e30d6e87d64fb89af942025447137043๐Ÿ”
No comparison how mindblowing it would be.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:53:09 AM No.279597514
karen_cut_thumb.jpg
karen_cut_thumb.jpg
md5: ee18b2c13c61acb2b40db3d4c7156801๐Ÿ”
>>279597386
Thank you for your consideration
Replies: >>279597689
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:00:38 AM No.279597689
>>279597514
Why tf would a sister act this way? Not very realistic
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:02:08 AM No.279597726
1646166562050
1646166562050
md5: ee3b432adf9c97342d5ead634a5f90a6๐Ÿ”
>>279581392
>His girlfriend gives him explicit permission to fool around with as many other girls as he likes (probably easy for her to do since she likes a lot of them herself).
They should throw Monkey a bone and give her the threesome she yearns for desu.
Replies: >>279597980
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:02:15 AM No.279597729
1490311662224
1490311662224
md5: 9a411b66c47190a68c1f47ae01d6f6b5๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:16:03 AM No.279597980
1640952297292
1640952297292
md5: ae0a481f2e7ddcd78d6250552010c283๐Ÿ”
>>279597726
The threesome we all deserve
Replies: >>279598120
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:18:03 AM No.279598017
If self inserting means imagining yourself living in the story then I don't see how someone like Araragi prevents you from doing it. There are a million cooler things you could imagine to be doing instead of whatever it is that he does.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:23:05 AM No.279598120
>>279597980
If I'm being honest a monkey, bat combo is more interesting to me. They have that weird power dynamic going on after monkey lectured bat.
Replies: >>279598195
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:26:16 AM No.279598195
bake_182
bake_182
md5: 617adf8febdab49c747c7024b815f201๐Ÿ”
>>279598120
I can see it.
Also, for me, Monkey and Snake is a classic combo.
Replies: >>279598257
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:28:43 AM No.279598257
>>279598195
Yeah it's a classic but hard to imagine in a threesome. It'a Araragi's fault. Get monkey with every version of snake for a lesbian orgy.
Replies: >>279598594
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:43:46 AM No.279598594
1720921588862943
1720921588862943
md5: c0b193af5dc8433e1e3c0f3cc7df6d4f๐Ÿ”
>>279598257
>Monkey surrounded by a pile of snakes
[x] aroused
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:54:22 AM No.279598817
Do these bitches have jobs all they do is lounge around waiting for araragi seems like
Replies: >>279598837
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:55:40 AM No.279598837
>>279598817
For most of the series they're students so they plenty of time to harass or get harassed by araragi
In some cases their job IS to harass him
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:55:41 AM No.279598838
I finished bake just now and am torn on how much detail I'm seeing in the novels, just skimming through. I really enjoy the writing and the animation in equal parts, but it's a hassle to do both. I wish there were english audiobooks for all of them for when I'm working. Maybe I'll have to save the books for later in life. It fucking sucks when two versions are great in their own different ways maaaaaan.
Replies: >>279603966
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:59:03 AM No.279598909
>>279579092 (OP)
Do you feel cucked when you're waifu has a canonical romantic partner?
Replies: >>279599466
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:07:08 AM No.279599069
>>279591490
Because it's funny to lie to Kanbaru
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:27:28 AM No.279599466
>>279598909
No, I'd only be unhappy if she was with someone who made her unhappy.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:03:20 AM No.279600062
Araragi fucking Yotsugi while his sister is out of the room is hot. Whenever she comes back, he just makes it look like he is tooling with her doll before sending her off to do something else.
Replies: >>279600248 >>279605816
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:13:52 AM No.279600248
MonogatariAraragisAffection
MonogatariAraragisAffection
md5: 3ee5991f9709b88dd26fcbf02d61a2a0๐Ÿ”
>>279600062
Imagine how much affection Araragi poured into Yotsugi.
Replies: >>279600860 >>279605816
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:44:06 AM No.279600860
>>279600248
Plot twist: the soul Araragi gave her is their baby, the Doll egg has been fertilized
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:36:52 AM No.279601828
Kiss your imouto
Replies: >>279602615
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:36:12 AM No.279602615
29a93a356cf
29a93a356cf
md5: 7cc185c25243294ae5083f4513bf489b๐Ÿ”
>>279601828
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:02:19 AM No.279603966
>>279598838
I remember starting reading the novels only to realize that a good chunk of the jokes are completely lost in translation unless you do TNs.
So my "later in life" became "when you learn to read Japanese faster"
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:41:44 AM No.279605068
130421166_p3
130421166_p3
md5: 6e38d9a649e2361f2ad32d488af51a3b๐Ÿ”
>>279579092 (OP)
hag
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:46:32 AM No.279605119
>>279580657
what is the context of this
Replies: >>279605254 >>279605510
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:58:41 AM No.279605254
>>279605119
There isn't one, they just sleep naked together for some reason.
Replies: >>279605328 >>279605927
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:05:28 AM No.279605328
>>279605254
why is monogatari like that
Rly bizarre
Replies: >>279613305
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:26:03 AM No.279605510
>>279605119
Wholesome family bonding.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:38:59 AM No.279605646
1452848629479
1452848629479
md5: 3e75006190a9e6ae585733c0c0effb9f๐Ÿ”
>>279579092 (OP)
>big titty bitches
Replies: >>279605850
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:40:42 AM No.279605666
1560543424422
1560543424422
md5: 9c10a6482431bef64831cf833c028fc8๐Ÿ”
Waifu the only girl he CANNOT seduce nor save
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:57:04 AM No.279605816
plushie
plushie
md5: 8b8d55b57f86a17122eaecd6eab817ff๐Ÿ”
>>279600062
>>279600248
It's much more likely she's used like a pillow by his sisters. You know, rubbed all night
Replies: >>279609821
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:57:52 AM No.279605823
>>279579092 (OP)
Who thinks like that? Holyshit you sound like such a faggot. What's wrong with you?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:00:10 PM No.279605850
1728859732482083
1728859732482083
md5: 9e544855f18991520b9fda7a85822615๐Ÿ”
>>279605646
Replies: >>279606139
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:07:44 PM No.279605927
>>279605254
Incredible.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:15:03 PM No.279605998
>>279582242
That's retarded. The only thing I share with him is his appreciation of sexy girls and women and being a man. He's too distinct of a character.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:23:38 PM No.279606099
>>279579237
i thought his name was arararagi?
Replies: >>279606135
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:26:46 PM No.279606135
033e810ddc7e184180b183c9a990ba23
033e810ddc7e184180b183c9a990ba23
md5: d7a381ee8c0f7f88ea647f31f0c4cff9๐Ÿ”
>>279606099
im surprised she never called him Senjougahara
as if he's married and took her name
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:27:00 PM No.279606139
>>279605850
All of its.
siturei, kamimasita.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:33:42 PM No.279606218
>>279581054
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:36:09 PM No.279606241
>>279579092 (OP)
>Can I watch this made up anime without feeling like I'm being cucked by a guy who doesn't exist that ends up befriending all these women the don't exist? That's the vibe I get from that series
if that's your mindset, then no
Replies: >>279606345
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:46:12 PM No.279606345
>>279606241
not him but i do occasionally get very jealous of guys especially if the sex scene is really hot and romantic
once got so mad i had to talk a walk
Replies: >>279606353
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:47:14 PM No.279606353
>>279606345
take* a walk
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:49:58 PM No.279606389
Shinobu Mustard sucked but I'll forgive them. Why are they releasing it out of order anyway this time? Have they said anything?
Replies: >>279607934 >>279608485
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:38:25 PM No.279607934
>>279606389
Blame nisio
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:08:21 PM No.279608485
>>279606389
Nisio wanted to restructure it because he didn't have a clear idea for the future when initially writing this part and wants to try to fix it.
Replies: >>279608548
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:11:17 PM No.279608548
>>279608485
That's interesting I guess. Well having not read the novels I can only watch broadcast order. But it would be fun to do a novel release order once they adapt the material by 2035.
Replies: >>279608919
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:30:24 PM No.279608919
>>279608548
By 2035 there will probably be 20 new books for them to work on lol
Replies: >>279609035
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:37:02 PM No.279609035
>>279608919
I'm afraid what someone like Nisio could do with the power of AI and we would never know.
Replies: >>279609908
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:23:35 PM No.279609821
>>279605816
>doll gets to be the meat in a nude imouto sandwich every night >>279580657
fucking wew
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:26:23 PM No.279609868
>>279596788
>>279597435
I want to lick the sweat off of her boobs
Replies: >>279609875
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:27:14 PM No.279609875
1738192094511505
1738192094511505
md5: d29db17b9ef91a50cf64adf43854a7ab๐Ÿ”
>>279609868
Replies: >>279609904
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:28:40 PM No.279609904
>>279609875
yes Yes..... YEEEEEEESS

*lick* *lick* *lick* *swirl* *lick* *lick* *lick* *swirl* *lick*
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:28:44 PM No.279609908
>>279609035
A story about how AI can affect oddities might be interesting.
Replies: >>279610268
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:48:50 PM No.279610268
>>279609908
Maybe AI, while not completely thinking, creates just enough processes to manifest unique oddities. This quickly becomes a problem as the world starts to get flooded with oddities. Eventually, Araragi realizes a solution. If you simply stop treating it like it can think, then the oddities stop manifesting as they can from a sort of oddity itself that manifested in the machine. It could essentially be a story warning against getting parasocially attached to things like chat bots.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:58:13 PM No.279610443
>>279593231
He no diffed dramaturgy and brutalized episode and guillotine cutter.
Kizu is also the only fight centered arc and he won all his fights in it including against Kill shot, I don't see where this "rrrg loses all his fights comes from". He has no intention to hurt kanbaru, rainy devil or not so the only fights he really loses is against kagenui and nadeko.
Replies: >>279611239
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:33:54 PM No.279611229
>>279593231
>four times
>having to lie this hard
they're married already, the fight is over. the bell has rung. you lost.
Replies: >>279611290 >>279626583
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:34:29 PM No.279611239
>>279610443
I'm pretty sure the tree thing he creates in Kizu is supposed to be the most powerful thing to ever shake the earth. Just because characters like Kagenui talk shit, doesn't mean they'd actually be able to beat him if his life was really on the line and he wasn't holding back. Not to mention that the world pretty much canonically dies should Shinobu ever be bereaved of him.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:36:42 PM No.279611290
>>279611229
He could still win. They both love Hanekawa and would be open to having her in a relationship. She just needs to stop getting dicked internationally and come home. Then you can have happy Araragi family foursomes, possibly sixsomes if Hitagi is comfortable with incest and full on orgies on the days Kanbaru comes over.
Replies: >>279626583
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:08:47 PM No.279612032
1748321369294262
1748321369294262
md5: 961ce0cce78464c3225d7e8b602aa3bd๐Ÿ”
Crab shlicking herself senseless while watching Araragi plow Cat.
Replies: >>279612974 >>279613096
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:52:52 PM No.279612974
>>279612032
Weight Crab?
More like, Wait Crab!
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:58:40 PM No.279613096
>>279612032
Woman moment
Replies: >>279613114
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:59:44 PM No.279613114
>>279613096
A man who could cheat on her, but doesn't makes her feel powerful and wanted
Replies: >>279620691
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:04:14 PM No.279613210
crabcovering
crabcovering
md5: 71c77b5bcee23927eb51ee0c813ea353๐Ÿ”
Will Catfags ever stop seething over Stacygahara?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:05:19 PM No.279613236
Snail pat 5
Snail pat 5
md5: d55ff682a5b3efdc4479290038a26251๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>279613813
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:06:45 PM No.279613268
>>279580589
I'm not close enough to him to call him by his first name.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:08:18 PM No.279613301
Cat is an alright character but holy shit her arcs are so fucking boring, when first watching the series her episodes were the only ones I actually fell asleep during
Replies: >>279613327 >>279613351 >>279613415 >>279613928 >>279631290
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:08:20 PM No.279613303
So little Kagenui fanart...
I thought people liked big butts.
Replies: >>279613391
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:08:24 PM No.279613305
>>279605328
It has the courage to be lewd without reason.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:09:33 PM No.279613327
>>279613301
Other way around for me. Her arcs are pretty good but I can't stand her when she's on screen.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:10:28 PM No.279613351
>>279613301
Iโ€™d rather watch Nadekoโ€™s arcs to be honest.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:12:07 PM No.279613391
>>279613303
Kagenui is the leggy and strappy shoe lady, not the butt lady.
Replies: >>279613442
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:13:08 PM No.279613415
>>279613301
Yeah, Neko Black is pretty bad
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:14:15 PM No.279613442
>>279613391
Idk man, all that squatting she does to level with people seems to be working.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:21:02 PM No.279613598
>>279580919
Shinobutt.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:29:15 PM No.279613800
i'm buying Meniko stock and Meniko coin
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:29:48 PM No.279613813
1730870443261451
1730870443261451
md5: e6eb8a2b73632b8347b3c5aa02962df1๐Ÿ”
>>279613236
Snail pats soothe my soul
Replies: >>279614454 >>279614572
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:34:34 PM No.279613928
>>279613301
Neko Black is mediocre but Neko White is one of the best arcs in the series imo.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:39:10 PM No.279614046
1720281746815855
1720281746815855
md5: 6149d20ff97bcfdf08d43a99d5767814๐Ÿ”
>>279579237
Same
Replies: >>279614170 >>279644056
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:42:15 PM No.279614119
FbuvYwNakAAjZlY
FbuvYwNakAAjZlY
md5: b3d568a9250c09fb9e0abf4beb5be717๐Ÿ”
The superior Araragi
Replies: >>279614137 >>279614214
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:43:09 PM No.279614137
>>279614119
is probably in the novels without shaft downplaying his predation
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:44:20 PM No.279614170
1644612211504
1644612211504
md5: df0111b271567e16a08765111f125272๐Ÿ”
>>279614046
JS or JK harem, which way?
Replies: >>279614443
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:45:45 PM No.279614214
>>279614119
My sex slave
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:48:56 PM No.279614285
Fa1zBTEacAAjVxZ
Fa1zBTEacAAjVxZ
md5: d0b6d2fac4ad931860d7c6e62e5a4cd4๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:48:56 PM No.279614286
file
file
md5: ea9a88864f68ce7f808ae41d8590a252๐Ÿ”
>>279579237
No shame in loving him yes homo, seems like a common reaction
Replies: >>279614456 >>279618316
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:52:38 PM No.279614385
They ought to make a sex doll of Kiss Shot.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:54:55 PM No.279614443
>>279614170
Where's Sodachi?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:55:25 PM No.279614454
snail pat 2
snail pat 2
md5: a730a6e811bda5570b2b4038a83e8792๐Ÿ”
>>279613813
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:55:30 PM No.279614456
>>279614286
Are these dudes or women?
Replies: >>279614499 >>279614644
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:56:19 PM No.279614474
1383008886863
1383008886863
md5: e734bc8658144ffb2b21cbd28e197092๐Ÿ”
Who struggled more to smile here?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:57:15 PM No.279614499
>>279614456
Dudes who think they are women
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:59:52 PM No.279614572
>>279613813
I can see Nadeko's 11th toe...
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:02:39 PM No.279614644
file
file
md5: d1361512f732c90bf952b6fc24abccdc๐Ÿ”
>>279614456
I like to think it's a 70-30 ratio, honestly it's just refreshing to see westenerns being unhinged on twitter as well and not just here
Replies: >>279614682 >>279615184
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:04:07 PM No.279614682
>>279614644
I never noticed before that Zetsubou Sensei and Araragi have similar hair styles.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:23:04 PM No.279615184
>>279614644
Now post ones of people thirsting over the lolio.
Replies: >>279615294
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:27:07 PM No.279615294
file
file
md5: f102d431100aa3eaace957fd0acf6c83๐Ÿ”
>>279615184
I've got a whole compilation don't worry
Replies: >>279615348
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:28:59 PM No.279615348
>>279615294
I really need to start using social media
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:29:16 PM No.279615355
file
file
md5: 68294c97367a5376742139aed24e8573๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>279626253
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:30:40 PM No.279615393
Snail disgust 1
Snail disgust 1
md5: 7e0afba8de73b2116e130a16c59a6af4๐Ÿ”
>Twitter screenshots
Replies: >>279615440 >>279615829
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:32:38 PM No.279615440
1748900481471040
1748900481471040
md5: 0c604a20f4ba7ce4ea5b9dd3926db95d๐Ÿ”
>>279615393
Don't worry, they are actually X screenshots
Replies: >>279615527
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:36:16 PM No.279615527
snail smile 79
snail smile 79
md5: 13b09796c10596e24bf64557e22a648b๐Ÿ”
>>279615440
Kamimamita!
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:43:15 PM No.279615717
1719365877514654
1719365877514654
md5: 422e0d4bd39aa9959141b929cb01d2ae๐Ÿ”
i want to sexually assault snail.
Replies: >>279617994
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:46:45 PM No.279615804
Ge8YdZTXsAALnpq
Ge8YdZTXsAALnpq
md5: 530bf94478761c87d0b54fead018956d๐Ÿ”
>>279579092 (OP)
I love Shinobu, literal perfect wife, but at the same time I feel like Araragi x Shinobu is the greatest couple ever written in anime. Self-inserting would ruin it.
Replies: >>279615968
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:47:51 PM No.279615829
>>279615393
It's like saying 4chan is a single hivemind so everyone is a jewnaziraciscommiepedohaglover, twitter is so big it got something for everyone
Replies: >>279616286
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:53:04 PM No.279615968
1729038630173322
1729038630173322
md5: cbeabb1b0562bf7974c27bcbb3b42b75๐Ÿ”
>>279615804
This
The perfect couple
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:06:23 PM No.279616286
>>279615829
The type of person who would use it is not the type of person I want to hear from.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:12:25 PM No.279616470
What would a talking Hachikuji doll say when you pull its string?
Replies: >>279616574
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:16:07 PM No.279616574
1730679259633219
1730679259633219
md5: cf6851510e14efc49ebb8a42cc82e03c๐Ÿ”
>>279616470
What would it say when you pull off her panties?
Replies: >>279616874 >>279616977 >>279618738
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:26:24 PM No.279616874
>>279616574
It would come to life and bite you
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:29:30 PM No.279616977
kya
kya
md5: 76d8eb25222b123742a578affd3258d8๐Ÿ”
>>279616574
>kyaaaaaaaaaaa!
Replies: >>279618738
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:06:32 PM No.279617994
>>279615717
No normal people can see her so there'd be no issues. Does a ghost have the bodily functions still telling them to procreate?
Replies: >>279618070
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:09:11 PM No.279618070
>>279617994
They'd find it kind of weird that a guy is sitting on a park bench thrusting his dick at it, but I doubt they think much more of it. Hachikuji could be fucked anywhere you like.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:10:06 PM No.279618093
>>279579092 (OP)
Hate this series, all the gatari shit are just pretentious crap.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:13:19 PM No.279618174
>>279583890
You're the reason why there was so much boring yuri for almost two decades.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:19:20 PM No.279618316
>>279614286
Honestly yeah, he is pretty cute and smart, I'd love to teach him about BL.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:31:34 PM No.279618582
I want to be drained by Black Hanekawa.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:38:15 PM No.279618738
>>279616574
Million dollar idea. Hachikuji plush that >>279616977 's when you molest her and calls you a pussy if you stop.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:40:49 PM No.279618798
>>279579092 (OP)
Is it true that nisioisin has gooners remorse and made the recent monogatari books far more pg and lame?
Replies: >>279618911
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:45:47 PM No.279618911
0327287363
0327287363
md5: b1fd441a5fce4505c0cc50b727d08714๐Ÿ”
>>279618798
No, if anything he is actually ramping it up again. Tsukimonogatari back in like 2013 or whenever it was written was the last time he made something super lewd. Shaft has of course added things after but they always do that. Only recently has he been doing some more lewd stuff again such as an entire arc that Nadeko spends most of naked. You also have stuff in off season like the bloomer Nadeko's and mini Kiss-Shot licking Karen. Monster season was mostly just boring because he was fixating on detective shit. Even it though had stuff like aforementioned Nudeko, Araragi kissing a naked loli, a girl who is permeantly a middle schooler, and more. He probably initially slowed down after the anime really started up. But now he has realized through the anime that people really like the series for lewd things.
Replies: >>279631340
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:16:55 PM No.279619659
>cums on cat's tits only after five trusts
Replies: >>279622217
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:02:33 AM No.279620691
>>279613114
Yes, that's woman's rotten brain for you.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:50:20 AM No.279621879
Hachicoochie
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:04:10 AM No.279622217
>>279619659
Literally me
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:10:26 AM No.279622395
>>279582588
it doesn't need to, kaiji already did it in hitagi end
Replies: >>279622462
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:13:35 AM No.279622462
u70f2zk
u70f2zk
md5: ba41ade432c7eed4ce0f9762e926dd7a๐Ÿ”
>>279622395
Replies: >>279622695
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:23:13 AM No.279622695
>>279622462
Do you think Araragi knows how to play mahjong?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:32:12 AM No.279622907
nobers
nobers
md5: 9fd12ea38988149daf6b7e6413697e8f๐Ÿ”
What would a Shinobu dolls say when you squeeze her belly?
Replies: >>279622922
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:32:52 AM No.279622922
>>279622907
Kakaka
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:33:58 AM No.279622947
nobers
nobers
md5: 9fd12ea38988149daf6b7e6413697e8f๐Ÿ”
What would a Shinobu doll say when you squeeze her belly?
Replies: >>279623004
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:36:42 AM No.279623004
c7bdb1d4d966144b8e4d83db0e5797b2
c7bdb1d4d966144b8e4d83db0e5797b2
md5: 20c1ac09704235577654a626ed6bb615๐Ÿ”
>>279622947
nothing she would just fart.
Replies: >>279623081
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:39:35 AM No.279623081
>>279623004
Vampires don't fart, they're assholeless.
Replies: >>279623223
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:40:56 AM No.279623111
>>279579092 (OP)
Your first harem anime, anon? You're supposed to self-insert as the MC.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:45:27 AM No.279623223
1452143429004
1452143429004
md5: 22a69ef82bee4598c5d5172f2a39227e๐Ÿ”
>>279623081
Vampires have cute pink assholes that twitch and wink when you tease them.
Replies: >>279624161 >>279624664
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:29:44 AM No.279624161
>>279623223
Imagine how much Araragi must experiment with Shinobu to gain all this knowledge...
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:56:12 AM No.279624664
>>279623223
Shinobu's pink donut...
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:00:50 AM No.279624742
Cat and RRG show
Cat and RRG show
md5: 5f22c3cb9422f0b26e3e2cd159345c02๐Ÿ”
Itโ€™s time for Koyomi and Tsubasa in the morning, on 291.5.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:04:45 AM No.279624807
Sodachi_Crab
Sodachi_Crab
md5: 12c7172d976f38bb1f827ade42c3210e๐Ÿ”
>>279579237
Best post so far.
Replies: >>279625312
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:26:01 AM No.279625178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BINkrYQik6w
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:31:27 AM No.279625287
>>279596758
>>279596788
I'm reading the manga rn(my first entry to this series) and Lmao Hanekawa had 90% more screentime than Senjogahara and interacted more with Araragi and still lost. At this point I forgot what she did to win his heart except for the fact she confessed first. Well, I guess this is what she gets for having a BPD aberration. At this point her only function in the manga is to show off her body in the most sluty ways possible(I think she might be Oh Great's favorite).
Anyway do they really have to make her aberration more complex everytime?
>you see the aberration is cat
>actually araragi gave her the aberration
>actually there is no cat
>actually there are lots of aberrations
>actually there is a cat and lots os hanekawas
>actually hanekawa is the aberration all along
Replies: >>279625319 >>279631138
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:32:53 AM No.279625312
crath
crath
md5: 567b049030c15f877086affa392f4b5c๐Ÿ”
>>279624807
Replies: >>279626531 >>279626547
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:33:22 AM No.279625319
>>279625287
OG doesn't understand the setting or characters so I wouldn't pay it any mind if it doesn't make sense. Just fap to the art.
Replies: >>279625749
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:34:06 AM No.279625331
Math best girl.
That is all.
Replies: >>279625384
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:37:04 AM No.279625384
mirror math_thumb.jpg
mirror math_thumb.jpg
md5: 9bc7bc287360bcdb109e9d3fd66880e5๐Ÿ”
>>279625331
I prefer her mirror form.
Replies: >>279625430 >>279626187
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:38:46 AM No.279625430
>>279625384
I haven't gotten that far in the anime, what sort of math is this? She looks different.
Replies: >>279626449 >>279626523 >>279626600
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:56:18 AM No.279625749
>>279625319
is that different from the LN?
Replies: >>279625806
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:59:26 AM No.279625806
>>279625749
Nisio understands his setting and characters, yeah. As for the fapping part, depends on your imagination I guess.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:22:08 AM No.279626187
>>279625384
Sodachi is one of the characters that looks better with long hair.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:25:27 AM No.279626253
real
real
md5: 822a3ec729c0d28c325d009fb018106e๐Ÿ”
>>279615355
Replies: >>279626522 >>279626582
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:35:26 AM No.279626449
>>279625430
post-araragi sex math
Replies: >>279626469
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:36:42 AM No.279626469
1731776486090692
1731776486090692
md5: b563b13f1402d237d18be8600866a1a4๐Ÿ”
>>279626449
Damn, he fucked all the problems out of her.
Good for her.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:39:19 AM No.279626522
>>279626253
>loli pee devourer
Clearly a well rounded citizen
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:39:21 AM No.279626523
>>279625430
Alternative version of Math that isn't real.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:39:44 AM No.279626531
Mat_
Mat_
md5: 00e0b3bda4d041c26828665b2d381400๐Ÿ”
>>279625312
This image is giving me an aneurysm every time I see it.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:40:29 AM No.279626547
>>279625312
Imagine it
You could fuck Crab in the hairstyle of every other gatari girl
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:42:01 AM No.279626582
>>279626253
>hot as hell (emoji)
Made me laugh, I love blunt humor
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:42:02 AM No.279626583
>>279611290
>>279611229
>B-BUT THEY'RE MARRI-
Araragi and Senjougahara broke up four times. They will never be happy together.
Replies: >>279626636
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:42:59 AM No.279626600
Sodachi_me
Sodachi_me
md5: c3e53317b57322b82ce40f6a8f9d7e14๐Ÿ”
>>279625430
Just a dream scenario.
Replies: >>279626630
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:43:52 AM No.279626621
1627950913134
1627950913134
md5: b104ade8a69d879a6b86b841093191de๐Ÿ”
math whispering point-set topology into your ear during intercourse
Replies: >>279626802
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:44:27 AM No.279626630
>>279626600
The sexiest Math hairstyle
I will accept no alternatives.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:44:35 AM No.279626636
>>279626583
how many times have You broke up with Your gf?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:52:44 AM No.279626802
Sodachi_
Sodachi_
md5: 921a5b001099ffbaf02ea1315461ae3b๐Ÿ”
>>279626621
>She thinks of Gauss when she cums.
Replies: >>279627307
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:03:35 AM No.279627013
Do you think Sodachi could tell where you knowledge is lacking just by having you attempt a higher level equation? Then could she help you catch up and fill all your blanks with clever and easy to learn lessons?
Replies: >>279627627
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:17:34 AM No.279627307
MonogatariSodachiChair
MonogatariSodachiChair
md5: 6a60ed5fd0a902da4c097fa317e71eb5๐Ÿ”
>>279626802
How would she react if you recited the Fibonacci sequence with each thrust?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:25:07 AM No.279627448
Discourse surrounding self-inserts is usually pretty barbaric and unproductive but Monogatari, especially at its outset, must be recognized as specifically placing itself in a metanarrative relationship with the presumed otaku reader. Zaregoto is just as much rooted in striking directly at the shared consciousness of the subculture. There is an open kinship between Araragi and the audience that's signaled immediately by his conversational tone. The original premise of strange conversations applies just as much between Nisio and the reader as the characters. Araragi is supposed to carry all of the world weariness of the otaku cynic and the permissive decadence abandoning faith in humanity, and oneself as a human, brings. And then the path back to optimism, graduating from high school lol
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:33:38 AM No.279627608
>>279579092 (OP)
I can only self-insert as Kaiki so I NTR cuckraragi in the doujins
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:34:44 AM No.279627627
1736663335230642
1736663335230642
md5: aa6ccb161f9788d1553ac6c85e8b7f44๐Ÿ”
>>279627013
I would be able to converse comfortably with her in metric spaces, but my knowledge would slip in Banach and Hilbert space, and she'd laugh at my dick because of it.
...that might get me aroused, both mathematically and sexually
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:44:58 AM No.279627797
monogatari3
monogatari3
md5: 3cb7bae62db081599101c3ab3252ea76๐Ÿ”
>tfw no femdom stapler gf
Replies: >>279627838 >>279627866 >>279631375
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:47:51 AM No.279627838
>>279627797
>Dialogue 1: What are you gonna do, staple me?
>Dialogue 2: nod twice
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:49:47 AM No.279627866
senjo01
senjo01
md5: 657ed556a6e0b1d2582277367ec6b85e๐Ÿ”
>>279627797
Ah, yes, the return of the fear-boner
Replies: >>279631375
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:03:07 AM No.279628986
1499888582636
1499888582636
md5: 3937734142bebee08941430bc35a8206๐Ÿ”
For me, it's Big Bat.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:23:19 AM No.279629257
>>279581392
such a fitting post for such a boring anime
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:37:23 AM No.279630298
Would you agree to be loli bat's slave if she let you kiss her toes?
Replies: >>279630690 >>279633515
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:10:10 AM No.279630690
>>279630298
Yes, please.
PLEASE.
Replies: >>279632121
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:53:59 AM No.279631138
>>279625287
The manga adapts the material however OG wants. It not considered canon, just cool.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:07:51 AM No.279631290
>>279613301
I think their placement is a big issue, they are very close to each other and the two neko stories are basically the same thing
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:12:04 AM No.279631340
>>279618911
The fact that Nadeko is the MC and there aren't any perverts to take advantage of her familiars made this arc not really sexually appealing for me. It's a great arc, but those scenes aren't really sexual, there is no sexual tension, just a troubled girl.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:14:30 AM No.279631375
hitagi senjougahara hair pull
hitagi senjougahara hair pull
md5: 0fd52bc8fb0c8c428df52ac60b46c0ae๐Ÿ”
>>279627797
>>279627866
She was perfect in Bake and Nise, then she became blander and blander
I loved those yandere tendencies and violent outbursts and constant verbal assaults. Now she's just a cuck
Replies: >>279632099
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:16:11 AM No.279631397
1749802571705363.png
1749802571705363.png
md5: 2b2651364287749ec84133cd75f510ad๐Ÿ”
I felt so smart when I realized that Kaiki can outrun Kanbaru because he's a ghost like rouka and that's also why they can interact
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:22:29 AM No.279631453
>>279579092 (OP)
My issue is that it's clear that that the creator wants us to believe that the reason Araragi gets these girls is because of who he is and not because he's a superhuman vampire. It's way too thick on the "aren't I such a quippy chad" writing.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:21:05 AM No.279632099
>>279631375
God damn character development. I say this without joking.
Replies: >>279634240
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:23:32 AM No.279632121
61de3ae03c91ad318dd56b517644726a
61de3ae03c91ad318dd56b517644726a
md5: 61de3ae03c91ad318dd56b517644726a๐Ÿ”
>>279630690
What are you willing to do to be able to plant your lips on her beautiful little toes?
Replies: >>279632455
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:51:04 AM No.279632455
>>279632121
Nta but I'd play cardgames following whatever house rules she wanted. That's how much shinobu toes are worth.
Replies: >>279632568
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:58:10 AM No.279632568
ad4025e43aeb5f86f15697f0f65a5947
ad4025e43aeb5f86f15697f0f65a5947
md5: ad4025e43aeb5f86f15697f0f65a5947๐Ÿ”
>>279632455
You should be careful offering that, she takes her Simon Says very seriously.
Replies: >>279633570
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:21:12 PM No.279633515
>>279630298
Only if I can suckle them as well
Replies: >>279633829
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:25:53 PM No.279633570
original-5455440-1
original-5455440-1
md5: 281552bf7548a3fa06c625ca372789f0๐Ÿ”
>>279632568
>there are card versions of simon says
I will slip in some kiss cards to make it worth.
Replies: >>279633829
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:49:09 PM No.279633829
1749811031260425
1749811031260425
md5: 59604f8d93488c70540e2bc93aacd820๐Ÿ”
>>279633515
Maybe... But I think she would want a written document of you giving ownership of your life to her if you want that.

>>279633570
And she's going to slip in some stuff too, something about maybe no pants and having to kiss certain parts of her while calling her princess and master. She's far ollder and smarter than you, so every trick you think you know she has already done a hundred times.
Replies: >>279634278 >>279634872
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:25:37 PM No.279634227
o
o
md5: e7340600949f874286945ae5549d30c7๐Ÿ”
Never seen it but this bitch is cute
Replies: >>279638081
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:26:42 PM No.279634240
>>279632099
I know I know... still better than Shinobu whose character development is age regression
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:29:41 PM No.279634278
>>279633829
Hell I was already prepared to be her servant, assumed it would be for life anyway, I'll sign everything without even looking
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:33:35 PM No.279634336
kanbarubasketball
kanbarubasketball
md5: 4ed38f4ef226cb669e1d209db2eca1f7๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:09:41 PM No.279634872
>>279633829
Bunnynobu is so sexy
Replies: >>279636234
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:20:02 PM No.279636234
d4e20dc9714a137e33752eb6718d5b89
d4e20dc9714a137e33752eb6718d5b89
md5: 6186abb43cf020406044bb8a96607ff9๐Ÿ”
>>279634872
Replies: >>279636404
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:28:26 PM No.279636404
>>279636234
They are going to fall off!
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:18:27 PM No.279637295
(C91) [Kayoudou (Matsuka)] Hanekawa WHITE (Bakemonogatari) [English] [Trinity Translations Team] [Decensored]
I can imagine bullshit twisted logic of Senjo accepting a harem route with araragi just being too kind not to fuck every girl, starting with Hanekawa back in bake. Is there any good fanfic or doujin that writes that well?
Replies: >>279637492
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:28:04 PM No.279637492
>>279637295
I want a story where Araragi justifies it as not cheating because he goes between the thighs. Either that or railing Snail with her being a ghost making it not count. Maybe Shinobu could justify it as some vampiric ritual that must happen. Hanekawa could also do the thigh thing but with a titjob instead. Doctor Monkey could be "testing" to make sure Araragi's processes still work. The sisters could say that siblings can't have sex so it isn't sex. There are so many lewd possibilities...
Replies: >>279637661
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:29:28 PM No.279637519
https://nyaa.si/view/1981678 mtbb is back?
Replies: >>279637590
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:33:45 PM No.279637590
1730317090798589
1730317090798589
md5: 908a3c1f5005c6f0ae6b39cf51dede6e๐Ÿ”
>>279637519
Shinobu vored most of the team, sorry, she got hungry.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:38:07 PM No.279637656
crabfumo
crabfumo
md5: 3a7bf9b9e7a91dc5916b2994eec1cc35๐Ÿ”
Iโ€™ve noticed that some Senjou merch gives her an ahoge.
Replies: >>279637706 >>279637863
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:38:37 PM No.279637661
>>279637492
I'm only a fan of this because it'd be a hilarious confrontation, the doujin framed as a back and forth between senjo and araragi justifying each scene. Until one of the girls he just can't so senjo takes charge of his sex scheduling from now on because they don't have any time to date.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:40:34 PM No.279637706
>>279637656
She realizes that she has to looks like she could be Araragi's cousin to excite him.
Replies: >>279639544
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:49:04 PM No.279637863
>>279637656
Cute plushie
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:59:15 PM No.279638081
>>279634227
That's a boy
Replies: >>279638444
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:19:19 PM No.279638444
>>279638081
I want to suck his girlcock and swallow his ladycum
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:11:07 PM No.279639481
Titty sweat
Replies: >>279639673
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:13:49 PM No.279639544
rrg horny
rrg horny
md5: 67858cce35d0b942c23784184b6b0d64๐Ÿ”
>>279637706
Do you think he lusts for his mother in addition to his sisters?
Replies: >>279639725 >>279639886 >>279645494
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:18:46 PM No.279639673
1568273427040_thumb.jpg
1568273427040_thumb.jpg
md5: f3bd56266d35dd833df6ee38f04958bd๐Ÿ”
>>279639481
Which gatari has the sweatiest tiddy?
Replies: >>279640095
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:20:58 PM No.279639725
1568304249856
1568304249856
md5: 369d885e704fcb4e94cb57652a89b53d๐Ÿ”
>>279639544
Mamaragi is pretty lust-inducing
Replies: >>279639886
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:27:33 PM No.279639886
>>279639725
>>279639544
She's somewhat Senjougahara-like so I bet he must be
Replies: >>279639961
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:31:08 PM No.279639961
1648342665650
1648342665650
md5: 9fde8540ed85ea2939bd49e5ce34344a๐Ÿ”
>>279639886
A mama's boy, huh?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:37:22 PM No.279640095
af099842e1b55ae2157e68ee48954c37
af099842e1b55ae2157e68ee48954c37
md5: 1a7fd1059671b29f4fb9dd28f1058a93๐Ÿ”
>>279639673
No question about. Imagine just how hot it gets in there, almost no bra being able to hold them seperate as her huge mellons rub against one another while she runs around all over town. You can just imagine steam coming out when she finally takes off her top for the day..
Replies: >>279640143 >>279640346
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:39:27 PM No.279640143
1738111635322479
1738111635322479
md5: 03d0295fe097d07e47d69037c8df7a0b๐Ÿ”
>>279640095
The precious moment when she's taking her top off, but just before the titty drop
Replies: >>279640230 >>279640346
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:42:34 PM No.279640230
750729db2b3ccdd80935f436d59549a0
750729db2b3ccdd80935f436d59549a0
md5: ad3329f871d75b55fb29e1b37b921976๐Ÿ”
>>279640143
I would be the first to admit it, I will probably cum in my pants if I ever got to see or hear those heavy cat tits PLAP and bounce out of her shirt. The scene would be too erotic.
Replies: >>279640346
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:45:29 PM No.279640289
snail 61
snail 61
md5: 217c6e8cceda8214eab59ee969410fc9๐Ÿ”
This
is a SNAIL
Replies: >>279640550
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:47:45 PM No.279640346
>>279640095
>>279640143
>>279640230
NEED cat paizuri
Replies: >>279640369
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:48:44 PM No.279640369
85c30f6876e0cd5ebb40112bfdc7c931_thumb.jpg
85c30f6876e0cd5ebb40112bfdc7c931_thumb.jpg
md5: a1ace0026df0e2708ea33996c729a149๐Ÿ”
>>279640346
You wouldn't last more than 30 seconds...
Replies: >>279640387 >>279642075
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:49:16 PM No.279640387
>>279640369
They're like water balloons...
Replies: >>279640462
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:52:43 PM No.279640462
eb878385294d40e7e32128c59fb46ece
eb878385294d40e7e32128c59fb46ece
md5: 416f5528db7847e7b1ed0c5bb659179d๐Ÿ”
>>279640387
Full of delicious cat milk very rich in protein
Replies: >>279640567
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:56:38 PM No.279640550
>>279640289
that's a GOD you sick fuck
Replies: >>279640752
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:57:12 PM No.279640567
>>279640462
For some reason pasties get me harder than actual nudity
Replies: >>279640645
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:00:08 PM No.279640645
0fcd80e37d293697e25ec0ebea0e86a4
0fcd80e37d293697e25ec0ebea0e86a4
md5: 0fcd80e37d293697e25ec0ebea0e86a4๐Ÿ”
>>279640567
It's because you're a pervert..
Replies: >>279640686 >>279640842 >>279640937 >>279641065
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:01:26 PM No.279640686
1661308859745355
1661308859745355
md5: 5af76f0a3ee45a18a87c4f74beed0604๐Ÿ”
>>279640645
hot damn
Replies: >>279640937
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:03:26 PM No.279640752
Snail magical girl 2
Snail magical girl 2
md5: d2c8af3717fff5c71fb7e39ad9079c9e๐Ÿ”
>>279640550
Hachikami!
Replies: >>279640862
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:07:17 PM No.279640842
awooga
awooga
md5: 74846a9a0a76a81bc87921140b07490c๐Ÿ”
>>279640645
PUSSY, SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX !
Replies: >>279640924 >>279641065
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:07:55 PM No.279640862
>>279640752
I need a magical fire sisters (guest sistering Nadeko) arc with Snail as the Zordon and Doll as their mascot
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:11:06 PM No.279640924
e4387a4c40db00eb129a330d9b2cf022
e4387a4c40db00eb129a330d9b2cf022
md5: a7000eda86412ccff7e049d04438f126๐Ÿ”
>>279640842
Cat tit pussy
Replies: >>279641065 >>279641377
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:11:34 PM No.279640937
>>279640645
>>279640686
so that's why the top was so loose
Replies: >>279641404
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:14:59 PM No.279641019
IMG_3830
IMG_3830
md5: 4e4e2b612043b35ac4a2b1db1a5d4e74๐Ÿ”
insider sources have told me that Karen doesn't shave. i refuse to elaborate.
Replies: >>279641035
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:15:28 PM No.279641035
>>279641019
That doll has seen some shit.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:16:36 PM No.279641065
CUM
CUM
md5: ce86a454343827c895654d1ded1b4029๐Ÿ”
>>279640645
>>279640842
>>279640924
Writefagging Hanekawa's delicious paizuri and threesome sex with araragi and senjo-cuck.
Replies: >>279641155 >>279641377
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:17:00 PM No.279641076
8)
8)
md5: 76dfafa554d5e164c3887b540d303c82๐Ÿ”
Wait, can Ougi drive? Is Ougi allowed to drive? Is that an ability inherited from Araragi?
Replies: >>279641114 >>279641313 >>279643822
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:18:19 PM No.279641114
>>279641076
Are you going to stop her?
Replies: >>279641246
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:19:53 PM No.279641155
>>279641065
>Writefagging Hanekawa's delicious paizuri and threesome sex with araragi and senjo-cuck.
Interested
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:20:15 PM No.279641164
Bird body 2_thumb.jpg
Bird body 2_thumb.jpg
md5: 69082d6e5081a3931dc3a41d3bd03b41๐Ÿ”
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THIS BIRD
Replies: >>279641261
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:23:30 PM No.279641246
fiasco
fiasco
md5: 850225b194b58e4ba10a05456ba15ee3๐Ÿ”
>>279641114
I will call the cops
did he steal the car from araragi or materialize one with inherited oddity ability?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:24:09 PM No.279641261
birdbath5_thumb.jpg
birdbath5_thumb.jpg
md5: 897dbaf18be07dc68567166baaef954b๐Ÿ”
>>279641164
I have so many webms of this bird
I don't even know which one is which anymore
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:25:55 PM No.279641313
>>279641076
watch her run an innocent jiji or baba over
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:28:52 PM No.279641377
70
70
md5: 894c9d3f0997eae39511415dcf019e07๐Ÿ”
>>279640924
>>279641065
When tsubasa-chan me become dick no more brain.
Replies: >>279641701
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:29:42 PM No.279641390
)
)
md5: 1de50fba14203e69be2d737fe93af647๐Ÿ”
How can bird be blood-related to araragi?
Replies: >>279641410 >>279641588
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:30:22 PM No.279641404
1661307027338567
1661307027338567
md5: 7255e9259432232a0af9dbbe8c3a0110๐Ÿ”
>>279640937
>brutally titmogging Snek, then giving her the stretched-out top back
Replies: >>279641575
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:30:38 PM No.279641410
>>279641390
something about his mom's egg being fertilized by the phoenix
Replies: >>279641585 >>279641588
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:37:46 PM No.279641575
IMG_0715
IMG_0715
md5: 2e62587a231ce25499aa184664a2a1bc๐Ÿ”
>>279641404
not to rain on catfag's parade but snake mogs her in almost every other aspect, perhaps even breasts
Replies: >>279641707
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:38:03 PM No.279641585
>>279641410
I thought that bird completely replaced the child... like the cuckoo, who leaves the egg in another bird's nest
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:38:07 PM No.279641588
>>279641390
>>279641410
Equating Tsukihi to an actual egg, the shell is the body and the insides are the soul. The phoenix only replaced the inside.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:43:28 PM No.279641701
4b87e75a09f1c1d36506119c884c61e3
4b87e75a09f1c1d36506119c884c61e3
md5: 7c5a5aefcd45d64faba1cd1b6bb18e00๐Ÿ”
>>279641377
Trusting in the air hoping to find soft and warm cat tit meat.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:43:41 PM No.279641707
1644611461008
1644611461008
md5: 58209f54fbd26f4a0e342b070abe477f๐Ÿ”
>>279641575
I agree
Replies: >>279641895
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:52:36 PM No.279641895
IMG_3697
IMG_3697
md5: 400cc719870be716cb11f55431456dd2๐Ÿ”
>>279641707
do you think La Creatura (Forma Serpiente) had a cloaca?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:01:50 PM No.279642075
1727717265837091
1727717265837091
md5: 4478329f0f9d5162d26883b85caf6da0๐Ÿ”
>>279640369
I'll remember that 30 seconds for the rest of my life
Replies: >>279643050
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:20:15 PM No.279642419
I'm spent. Time to watch kizu.
Replies: >>279642454 >>279643855
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:22:17 PM No.279642454
5
5
md5: 3743ac2123a2ceb8e94f7f202adc3c8d๐Ÿ”
>>279642419
Replies: >>279644244
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:50:48 PM No.279643050
>>279642075
Where do I find a girl like Hanekawa, same breast size too.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:27:12 PM No.279643822
>>279641076
the local police isn't too great, they can't even catch the local sex offender
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:28:45 PM No.279643855
>>279642419
time to watch the audio commentaries of the remake kizu movie*
Replies: >>279644244 >>279655901 >>279657116
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:31:05 PM No.279643896
Can someone explain feeling cucked by the MC? If anything, Iโ€™d assume youโ€™d self insert as the women getter MC in Araragi.
This is like when people say they hate BTR because they self inserted as the cuck. Well, why arenโ€™t you self inserting as the bull in the first place?
Replies: >>279643940
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:33:17 PM No.279643940
>>279643896
NTR*
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:34:35 PM No.279643974
241017230735493699
241017230735493699
md5: 5f96942eb037bab6caee23afff78c097๐Ÿ”
>koyokoyo
what are the chances he tops him
Replies: >>279648271
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:39:28 PM No.279644056
>>279614046
>bites his tounge
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:49:14 PM No.279644244
>>279642454
At part 1, I really enjoyed how expressive araragi is. Watching him lose his shit was very entertaining. Watching Hanekawa and knowing she loses after being first girl is heart breaking. She deserves a vampire edgelord bf. No matter how much cum I lose to her tits, she won't be happy.
>>279643855
I don't know what you mean by remake movie quite yet.
Replies: >>279645603
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:45:04 PM No.279645494
>>279639544
Wasn't there a line specifically about Araragi taking way too long to stop breastfeeding?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:49:33 PM No.279645603
1740798907935392_thumb.jpg
1740798907935392_thumb.jpg
md5: ac3bfe3fd5c5c8e75184f02ef2ec6b7d๐Ÿ”
>>279644244
He is probably talking about the rerelease they did for 2024 to build back hype. While it fortunately kept all the loli ass, I heard it sadly removed the scene where 12nobu reaches into her brain so I'm not sure if it is worth it if you have time for the three original movies.
Replies: >>279647174
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:25:15 AM No.279646372
Haunted Shinobu fumo that eats your donuts and calls you Omae-sama
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:26:17 AM No.279646400
shinobu
shinobu
md5: 1edeec8f49aeaee5027d021d4c9b9046๐Ÿ”
Oops, forgot the pic.
Replies: >>279646685
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:39:52 AM No.279646685
>>279646400
Does she have bandaid?
Replies: >>279648163
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:02:16 AM No.279647174
>>279645603
I look forward to it. Yeah my whole week is turning into this show so let me double check I'm watching the right one.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:50:36 AM No.279648163
>>279646685
See for yourself.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:55:52 AM No.279648271
1721703484666123
1721703484666123
md5: 6418d5dcddba25853c54f42dd267c2c1๐Ÿ”
>>279643974
Friday is pegging night
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:00:08 AM No.279648352
I have a feeling this guy would come to life at night and try to molest my Miyako plush.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:03:29 AM No.279648432
rrgfumo
rrgfumo
md5: ad494304bf98132a5d37a3ce7983e3d4๐Ÿ”
I have a feeling this guy would come to life at night and try to molest my Miyako plush.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:06:00 AM No.279648486
1729206065512825
1729206065512825
md5: fee1c68a7f36658c8fd8423dc1c160a2๐Ÿ”
I didn't think the skirt Nadeko wore here was even real nor did I think it was something a teenage girl would actually wear. I was recently proven wrong about this however...
Replies: >>279648522 >>279648753 >>279648903
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:07:31 AM No.279648522
>>279648486
Read Nadeko Pool.
It's a short story.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:19:56 AM No.279648753
>>279648486
Why not? It's fluffy and cute.
Replies: >>279648856
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:24:44 AM No.279648856
1730219151066757
1730219151066757
md5: 33f766ed63c396c68e9bfb77171d2d6b๐Ÿ”
>>279648753
I just thought it was a nonsense skirt design made to show off her ass. I recently saw my cousin though and she was wearing a skirt that looked exactly like it (complete with the butt cheeks). Reality is stranger than fiction.
Replies: >>279648892 >>279649854
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:26:48 AM No.279648892
nadekofinal
nadekofinal
md5: f3e052f02d5b1bb826166d9b6907a1a7๐Ÿ”
>>279648856
I hope you gave your cousin some nice head pats.
Maybe played a little Twister.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:27:31 AM No.279648903
>>279648486
I really wish we lived in a world as sexual as Monogatari
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:13:13 AM No.279649854
>>279648856
Why are cousins like this?
Replies: >>279650165 >>279650234
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:26:51 AM No.279650165
>>279649854
We must always have temptations, perhaps it makes us stronger.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:29:36 AM No.279650234
>>279649854
Just think of it this way, the relationship is reciprocal. You are the cousin of fantasy to them as well.
Replies: >>279651770
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:09:34 AM No.279650991
338a64e27c1a6173ca3ac392c937a90c
338a64e27c1a6173ca3ac392c937a90c
md5: 08ea89c52414b43c74717ff3e8e323e9๐Ÿ”
I unironically watch this for the dialog
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:59:35 AM No.279651770
1728669335822558
1728669335822558
md5: 0e4f860f5e4d9893dbeb6d68e42d007e๐Ÿ”
>>279650234
An interesting idea
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:02:32 AM No.279652661
1656649734881
1656649734881
md5: 45e9bc5bcd94223aaa5232ad0d8074c1๐Ÿ”
Hang on wait this was Tsukihi's outfit?
Lewd!
Replies: >>279652997
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:26:34 AM No.279652997
1730556548524791
1730556548524791
md5: e4a93066e56b2ecd420768ec7243dbe2๐Ÿ”
>>279652661
It's probably part of the reason Tsukihi immediately rushed off to fetch supplies to kill them painfully with. It looked like they were roleplaying on top of everything else.
Replies: >>279653047
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:29:14 AM No.279653047
knaifu
knaifu
md5: 359b5ca415c5612af3a26b9603c22ed5๐Ÿ”
>>279652997
>yandere bird thighs
...
...
boner intensifies
Replies: >>279653434
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:52:25 AM No.279653434
>>279653047
Erotic
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:25:35 AM No.279653982
hachikuji
hachikuji
md5: 87952e9b793b0d6b57ae69710fa23b57๐Ÿ”
Don't snail
Open inside
Replies: >>279655964
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:49:44 AM No.279655901
>>279643855
Oh wow I just discovered why the commentary tracks are special for this series. God damn it my watch time is going to double now. I hope these are as fun as they seem. What a madlad thing to do instead of director commentary.
Replies: >>279656425
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:54:47 AM No.279655964
>>279653982
I would be so aroused if she was doing that to my crotch
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:33:36 AM No.279656425
1727988916460143
1727988916460143
md5: 5f00edb079102653ca0efe59ab625647๐Ÿ”
>>279655901
yeah, I also couldn't believe that nisio would be insane enough to just double the episode's dialogue like it's nothing.
>I hope these are as fun as they seem
The dialogue can be really random, even more than usual. When you feel tired or bored, then only watch the audio commentaries with your favorite characters. here's a sheet describing which audio commentaries have which commentators
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:34:45 AM No.279656433
https://x.com/shaft_50th_ex/status/1933449264736448720
50th anniversary for shaft soon
Replies: >>279657393
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:42:32 AM No.279656517
Guillotine-jobber
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:36:29 AM No.279657116
>>279643855
what's the release with commentaries?
Replies: >>279657873
Project Turboblast
6/14/2025, 12:03:28 PM No.279657393
>>279656433
They should celebrate by giving the fans what they want no bandaid
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:45:11 PM No.279657873
1746197206468156
1746197206468156
md5: aa6f977f1b9939445d5ab5584c0de7f3๐Ÿ”
>>279657116
all commentaries except the ones from monster and off season are translated if that's what you mean
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:10:28 PM No.279658157
>>279581236
He has a girl-friend, a love slave, a soul-mate, and two sister-wives.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:05:22 PM No.279659712
c72f688ee80fdb9755e76ab52501fec9
c72f688ee80fdb9755e76ab52501fec9
md5: f0078b424db283df0e0ffc2939f11415๐Ÿ”
Glazing donuts
Replies: >>279660182
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:35:02 PM No.279660182
>>279659712
Giving Shinobu donuts as a trade...
Replies: >>279660556
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:55:52 PM No.279660556
03)
03)
md5: 6d79ea5dc53d34c4f886e1a8c9b8e12a๐Ÿ”
>>279660182
for stepping on your face?
Replies: >>279660629
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:59:40 PM No.279660629
>>279660556
Why does Shaft give her frames like this...
Replies: >>279660776
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:07:44 PM No.279660776
1749910064469991.png
1749910064469991.png
md5: 09ab769ab88f8e67d382d6fdb6543c55๐Ÿ”
>>279660629
this season is almost as bad as nise, you've got feet assaulting you in every scene
Replies: >>279661283
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:33:24 PM No.279661283
>>279660776
Toe and Gripper Season
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:10:20 PM No.279661989
Araragi canonically had sex with every member of the main cast of Madoka Magica.
Replies: >>279662229 >>279662799 >>279663470
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:24:15 PM No.279662229
41160859_p0
41160859_p0
md5: fd62ec013e7c2d9115f3ee7b98b4f1a5๐Ÿ”
>>279661989
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:58:38 PM No.279662799
>>279661989
Uh oh someone isn't going to like this
Replies: >>279663156 >>279663245
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:16:05 PM No.279663156
>>279662799
Hitagi actually gave him permission to do it
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:20:32 PM No.279663245
madogatari
madogatari
md5: 967090f229993dc2ec800a3bfdd4d2a5๐Ÿ”
>>279662799
It's not Alpha Charlie Kilo, is it?
Replies: >>279663547
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:30:46 PM No.279663470
Literally me 1
Literally me 1
md5: b7525f6d1c714f8b2afd3488aa875c9d๐Ÿ”
>>279661989
Replies: >>279663501 >>279663695
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:32:03 PM No.279663501
>>279663470
The one on his left looks like Kaga Ai from SZS.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:33:54 PM No.279663547
saya_pits
saya_pits
md5: bc6015221526129f2abb16802d404ae2๐Ÿ”
>>279663245
Cute pits on Monkey
Replies: >>279664963
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:39:20 PM No.279663651
time for another monogatari rewatch
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:41:12 PM No.279663695
1728661658742003
1728661658742003
md5: 17000f3ceb521a5e887be9d98d923792๐Ÿ”
>>279663470
>Madoka in her innocence would approach Araragi after watching him fight an oddity
>She'd try to ask him to help her hunt witches, but he'd instead invite her to his house
>You know what happens to her after that point
>Later, Homura would come searching for Madoka
>She'd stand up to Araragi and puff her chest out
>She'd immediately fail however when he touches said chest
>Sayaka is a dummy who probably would approach Araragi wanting to touch his muscles or something
>She'd pretty much just walk into the situation the moment she sees Madoka there, even with Homura waving her arms and shaking her head
>Kyoko would become suspicious the moment she feels like Sayaka is being treated wrong
>She'd actually put up a fight against Araragi but would lose to Shinobu surprisingly doing a flying kick out of the shadows
>Shinobu just wanted to steal her Pockies, Araragi then drags her home
>A few days later Araragi is taking his megucas for a walk
>He then spots Mami across the street
>He immediately runs through traffic and then proceeds to grope the shit out of her melons
>The rest of the magical girls then watch as he proceeds to attempt to have sex with her in the nearby grass
I sadly haven't watched those other shows so I can't make up scenarios for the other JCs.
Replies: >>279674390
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:34:29 PM No.279664963
>>279663547
Sexyaka
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:29:52 PM No.279666533
It would be an interesting arc if Araragi's sisters' "boyfriends" manifested as oddities.
Replies: >>279666762
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:38:31 PM No.279666762
)
)
md5: 4bff3eca14e9ad3f26e8e2cc5a513130๐Ÿ”
>>279666533
Rosokuzawa could discover that Tsukihi's hymen regenerates and go crazy though apparently they are in a 'chaste' relationship
Replies: >>279666774 >>279667341
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:39:06 PM No.279666774
>>279666762
Those legs are mesmerizing
Replies: >>279666858
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:42:01 PM No.279666858
)
)
md5: 738c741c5720d12f1159fca0f4928997๐Ÿ”
>>279666774
I would accept a chaste relationship If I could kiss them daily
Replies: >>279666915
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:43:41 PM No.279666915
1568281743644
1568281743644
md5: d4b0f6d051a681058c3795440d14f5c4๐Ÿ”
>>279666858
I would beg her for one single thighjob
Replies: >>279666979 >>279668033
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:46:04 PM No.279666979
)
)
md5: 90b1ca794237636b855490308456bf13๐Ÿ”
>>279666915
Built for leglock. But she's a proper girl so you're lucky if you get to touch her before marriage
Replies: >>279667426
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:57:43 PM No.279667341
>>279666762
I like shots like these where you only realize just how sexy they are when you see them out of context. While some characters like Shinobu are obviously deliberately made sexy in many scenes, I'm not sure it is always deliberate either. It is just a side effect of Shaft putting actual effort into drawing the characters. Realer looking anatomy is sexier in general, Shaft is one of the few studios left that doesn't outsource everything to seajeets who can't draw so good.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:00:53 PM No.279667426
1653264061993
1653264061993
md5: aea86cc961c2fa21108b440fffafc7d0๐Ÿ”
>>279666979
Her body is incredibly lewd, so all the teasing would just make the wedding-night sex even hotter.
Replies: >>279667585
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:07:08 PM No.279667585
1640466842161
1640466842161
md5: 4c25d02b4528ffe0f724f08b211bedfc๐Ÿ”
>>279667426
Thanks to tokyo metropolitan ordinance, she remains pure and unspoiled
Replies: >>279667928
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:15:03 PM No.279667815
I just read that Suruga Bonehead was in between Sodachi Fiasco and Tsukihi Undo, yet I haven't seen it. Why?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:19:08 PM No.279667928
birdbath4_thumb.jpg
birdbath4_thumb.jpg
md5: 302145f682d7eebf4586bb99cb4a7801๐Ÿ”
>>279667585
She's so soapy
I wonder if she'd at least let us take baths together before marriage
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:22:52 PM No.279668033
>>279666915
I enjoy all the leg and thigh appreciation posts, but this specific position with the face cut off demands deepthroating.
Replies: >>279668071
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:23:16 PM No.279668046
salem granny glasses
salem granny glasses
md5: e4ca6a202bc1adfd5f988d162ddbef7f๐Ÿ”
Hereโ€™s your Hanekawa Black.
Replies: >>279668073
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:24:20 PM No.279668071
1648088885364_thumb.jpg
1648088885364_thumb.jpg
md5: 050cd9643ca96509ca5c4511c46cd6c5๐Ÿ”
>>279668033
You make a compelling point
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:24:27 PM No.279668073
>>279668046
I can't see her boobs from space so It cant be her.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:26:47 PM No.279668148
Hereโ€™s your Hanekawa Black-ED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfltbkdSBUM
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:01:23 PM No.279668921
Bird 47
Bird 47
md5: cfafe742f97c5b08355759bdfc87f922๐Ÿ”
Luv Bird
Indifferent to Bee
Don't like FFM doujin
Replies: >>279668954 >>279670280
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:02:38 PM No.279668954
1653353078335
1653353078335
md5: 68e4424073b6f4049230987347496b80๐Ÿ”
>>279668921
That sounds like a painful life.
Fortunately I luv bird, luv bee, and love FFM doujins.
Replies: >>279669480
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:24:18 PM No.279669480
Bird pout 2
Bird pout 2
md5: ea72590761a9546e327195d93ea243f0๐Ÿ”
>>279668954
>That sounds like a painful life.
Tis
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:34:25 PM No.279669707
Tsukihi and Nadeko playing_thumb.jpg
Tsukihi and Nadeko playing_thumb.jpg
md5: 02e63dc358e282f04b4c3ca5f2aa98d1๐Ÿ”
Araragi will never know
Replies: >>279669945 >>279670799
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:44:38 PM No.279669945
>>279669707
Sauce, NAO
Replies: >>279670020
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:47:45 PM No.279670020
>>279669945
@KenMaruART7
Replies: >>279670133 >>279670318
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:52:37 PM No.279670133
Snake blush 4
Snake blush 4
md5: 477210e94fa0b3aecbb1d85b1ce09b27๐Ÿ”
>>279670020
>her whole forearm
Replies: >>279670184
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:55:26 PM No.279670184
>>279670133
Would you expect anything else from Nadeko?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:59:50 PM No.279670280
>>279668921
I love when they focus on nostrils.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:01:31 PM No.279670318
IMG_3839
IMG_3839
md5: 685c867b0a8c328cdf5b3066e2e6bd85๐Ÿ”
>>279670020
>literally a cloaca
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:05:31 PM No.279670424
https://files.catbox.moe/zw21lu.png
Replies: >>279670520 >>279671473 >>279672524
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:09:27 PM No.279670520
>>279670424
Tasteful Snail nude
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:20:27 PM No.279670799
>>279669707
this guy makes some good art
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:21:29 PM No.279670831
hopefully some new announcement will drop during that shaft anniversary
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:31:22 PM No.279671070
1727230402623701
1727230402623701
md5: 18a2b19af69503fa9b8d00bba2086359๐Ÿ”
what i hated about this series is how every girl cut her hair short after finishing her arc, the first time it pissed me off so much i dropped it for a decade and only started watching it recently
long hair tsukihi almost makes up for it
Replies: >>279671413 >>279671710
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:48:06 PM No.279671413
>>279671070
None of the girls really look bad with short hair. The only case I can think of that looks bad is Karen at first in Nise due to being drawn weird. But she very quickly grows a mini ponytail back.
Replies: >>279671574
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:51:22 PM No.279671473
Fap 4
Fap 4
md5: e0ac1b653b8a0866260dae2d4bb898a3๐Ÿ”
>>279670424
It's honestly annoying how much Monogatari makes me want to jerk off. I can't fap 10 times a thread, my dick hurts after a while!
Replies: >>279671573
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:56:53 PM No.279671573
1730654495961250
1730654495961250
md5: 21e5499f800047b0241ef0f38e3eccf0๐Ÿ”
>>279671473
Shaft has killed trillions
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:56:56 PM No.279671574
>>279671413
both crab and cat having short hair at the same time was too much for me. nadeko also looks terrible in my opinion
Replies: >>279672073
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:03:35 AM No.279671710
>>279671070
I have the same visceral reaction. I hate it. I haven't gotten to it yet. Kind of happy they didnt make a big deal out of Hanekawa cutting hers. Just finished Karen Bee and am dreading that I for sure know Sengo is all downhill from here with her arc firmly done.
Kaiki was hilarious btw. I love Liar characters because of how inherently twisty they can be. In short bursts it's fun.
Replies: >>279671812 >>279671876
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:08:27 AM No.279671812
1749929136434102
1749929136434102
md5: 3856fce8edbcfccc7db6eee66bc3f047๐Ÿ”
>>279671710
it does seem like some short hair fetish, giving it to almost every character just blows my mind. even when the reverse happens it's only for a bit
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:11:46 AM No.279671876
>>279671710
I thought Hanekawa only cut her hair in the beginning of Second Season, after Nise.
Replies: >>279671979
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:16:49 AM No.279671979
>>279671876
Yeah that's where Im at. I've been watching the series entirely in the span of this single thread.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:21:09 AM No.279672073
IMG_3695
IMG_3695
md5: 63de8cd8af855b6a3ce5a9018bea9bb8๐Ÿ”
>>279671574
the bigger the forehead, the cuter the girl!
Replies: >>279672525 >>279673867
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:38:51 AM No.279672524
>>279670424
unf
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:38:52 AM No.279672525
1729123283344048
1729123283344048
md5: f4a06623d94a35be4c0cdf6d0b419bf9๐Ÿ”
>>279672073
It should be full on illegal to criticize Nadeko's new haircut
Let her do with her hair what she wants
Replies: >>279672618 >>279673867
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:42:53 AM No.279672618
IMG_0631
IMG_0631
md5: c9dfadbb973e87cec683476c67188927๐Ÿ”
>>279672525
> It should be full on illegal to criticize Nadeko
fixed
Replies: >>279673146
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:07:03 AM No.279673146
>>279672618
The bloomered butt on the side is the cherry on top
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:36:37 AM No.279673763
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1714163283403953_thumb.jpg
md5: 478be69257542a52ebb33f75fc60c7c1๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>279673819
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:38:14 AM No.279673797
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1672542890953665_thumb.jpg
md5: ccff0906fcfe7b39ad14bd3ed3c4e685๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>279673819
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:39:21 AM No.279673819
>>279673763
>>279673797
Do titfags really get aroused by this?
Replies: >>279673945 >>279673999
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:41:08 AM No.279673867
Snake 75
Snake 75
md5: 60216b71d2189f26c41a1913f826d4de๐Ÿ”
>>279672073
>>279672525
Nadeko picked that haircut in an attempt to not look as cute
And it sure worked!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:44:17 AM No.279673945
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1676302082565329_thumb.jpg
md5: 88080fb128ccd0b132fac922ce8df71a๐Ÿ”
>>279673819
unfortunately I don't like kids so the only character in monogatari that I find arousing is the cat cow and fully powered kiss shot in the kizu movies
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:46:26 AM No.279673999
dumb fucking bitch confused
dumb fucking bitch confused
md5: c0cbdb8f99af5389838a054e0eac15bb๐Ÿ”
>>279673819
>titfags
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:53:21 AM No.279674176
>unfortunately I don't like kids
never change, /a/
Replies: >>279676151
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:01:15 AM No.279674390
>>279663695
>Kyouko
>Not being a top and reverse raping him
Replies: >>279674441
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:03:12 AM No.279674441
>>279674390
She'd let him do whatever he wants to her if he simply promises her a couple coins to play her dancing game at the arcade. Maybe let her suck on a pocky too while he goes to town on her butt.
Replies: >>279674492
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:05:24 AM No.279674492
>>279674441
More like she would tie him up and ride him for hours then steal his possessions and enslave him
Replies: >>279674696
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:12:58 AM No.279674696
>>279674492
Araragi is the type to play dead for hours so she gives him the Sayaka corpse treatment. He'd justify it to the reader/viewer as him learning more about the enemy while Kyouko mounts him. I'd agree that in this situation he'd be absolutely helpless against her despite pretending to be in a position of power though. I wonder just how big her sexual appetite is, and also how long it takes to sexually drain a vampire...
Replies: >>279674866
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:19:46 AM No.279674866
>>279674696
If her sexual appetite is on par with her actual appetite then she will probably milk your cock dry over and over by using her illusion magic to give you your erection back each time. I'd say she could satisfy him.
Well, it also depends on her experience. Canonically Kyouko is completely pure and clueless about sex. But with her design it's obvious that they moment she gets a taste of it she will become a femdom queen.
Replies: >>279674962
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:22:54 AM No.279674962
>>279674866
All meguca are lewd, but she especially looks slutty. I'm not sure how anyone would be around her and resist giving her at least a little pat on the butt. Those shorts are practically begging for it.
Replies: >>279675071
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:26:52 AM No.279675071
>>279674962
And her magical girl form too, exposed armpits and tights, her soul gem is also almost in a boob window and is actually on the perfect placement to be licked during sitting cowgirl, which i'm assuming is her favorite position.
I think the only meguca that rivals her in lewdness is devil homu. You know, the one with a literal succubus design involving an arrow pointing downwards to her paizuri area.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:09:18 AM No.279676151
>>279674176
I like kids which makes all of shinobu's fan service moot because I know she's a hag.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:12:54 AM No.279676224
1726707678715092
1726707678715092
md5: a78d7ba27b7a4e90bc23c9b80139cee6๐Ÿ”
goodbye, gatari thread
You were okay
Replies: >>279676377 >>279676769
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:19:55 AM No.279676377
>>279676224
Great Nobu ass
Replies: >>279676552
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:28:31 AM No.279676552
1725284635779779
1725284635779779
md5: c5f5a2ed7578eb6ee805a78dd3b2990e๐Ÿ”
>>279676377
Nobu ass saving the thread on page 10
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:40:28 AM No.279676769
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54125262_p0 ๅฟใกใ‚ƒใ‚“
md5: 10e16d757573b07bb61c8e1aaa6403ac๐Ÿ”
>>279676224
cute squishinobu
Replies: >>279676799
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:41:54 AM No.279676799
bake_098
bake_098
md5: 02561e0ca83345e86a3280a21a09042a๐Ÿ”
>>279676769
All gataris are soft with a little squish to 'em
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:44:46 AM No.279676859
shinobu 1737262396048760
shinobu 1737262396048760
md5: 29bd37d0848c90546c4b6b4ff2829917๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>279676884 >>279676998
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:46:00 AM No.279676884
1654486057385
1654486057385
md5: cf56347a640a16a63b5fe594f37dc507๐Ÿ”
>>279676859
Gorgeous back
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:52:36 AM No.279676998
>>279676859
She is just like this constantly...