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Anonymous No.279579092 >>279579237 >>279579515 >>279579932 >>279580282 >>279580377 >>279580523 >>279580555 >>279580731 >>279581142 >>279581424 >>279581425 >>279582012 >>279582051 >>279585864 >>279585919 >>279587117 >>279588642 >>279589092 >>279590126 >>279593231 >>279595168 >>279598909 >>279605068 >>279605646 >>279605823 >>279606241 >>279615804 >>279618093 >>279618798 >>279623111 >>279627608 >>279631453
Can I watch the Monogatari series without feeling like I'm being cucked by this faggot that ends up befriending all those big titty bitches? That's the vibe I get from that series
Anonymous No.279579237 >>279580589 >>279587887 >>279589692 >>279606099 >>279614046 >>279614286 >>279624807
>>279579092 (OP)
araragi is a bro. i love him no homo.
Anonymous No.279579289
You aren't an anime character
Anonymous No.279579326 >>279580589
I think self inserting is for mentally ill faggots but I self insert as rrragi. He's just that cool.
Anonymous No.279579515
>>279579092 (OP)
I don't understand your banter.
Anonymous No.279579932 >>279580589
>>279579092 (OP)
Araragi is the only based male MC
Anonymous No.279579964 >>279580052
embrace beig a cuck, NTR/NTS hentai is best
Anonymous No.279580052 >>279580175 >>279580311 >>279588606
>>279579964
biggest trick coomers ever pulled was giving anime cuckshit a inoffensive fancy term like "NTR" to mask what it truly is
Anonymous No.279580175 >>279580254
>>279580052
You mean NTS right? NTR is generally reviled and the acronym sounds evil.
Anonymous No.279580254 >>279585979
>>279580175
It's still a whitewash
"cuck" is simply too powerful
Anonymous No.279580282
>>279579092 (OP)
I usually only use male MCs as placeholders for self inserting but rrg's case i actually like him and want to be like him
Anonymous No.279580311
>>279580052
>anon discovers how other language works
Anonymous No.279580377 >>279580817
>>279579092 (OP)
I don't understand the question.
Do you feel like you're being cucked every time you watch a male character get close to a female character? That's pretty interesting. It seems feeling like a cuck must be a common, reoccurring theme in your life. Why do you think that is?
Anonymous No.279580523 >>279580580 >>279580817 >>279581047 >>279583567
>>279579092 (OP)
>those big titty bitches
i just feel bad for them getting cucked by this trio
Anonymous No.279580555
>>279579092 (OP)
he's an ugly simp
Anonymous No.279580580
>>279580523
Why is she making a heart in front of her...
Anonymous No.279580589 >>279580657 >>279581212 >>279587909 >>279588377 >>279613268
>>279579237
>>279579326
>>279579932
his name is koyomi, retards
Anonymous No.279580627
you're actually supposed to self-insert as one of the girls
Anonymous No.279580657 >>279580710 >>279605119 >>279609821
>>279580589
Araragi when casually referring to him. Koyomi when his sisters are in the sentence by name.
Anonymous No.279580710
>>279580657
>casually referring
yes, by his first name, koyomi
Anonymous No.279580731
>>279579092 (OP)
The MC smells his own fart.
Don't get why people like him.
Anonymous No.279580817 >>279580919 >>279581054
>>279580377
>>279580523
Middle one is one of them in disguise isn't she
Anonymous No.279580919 >>279581003 >>279613598
>>279580817
What do you mean?
Anonymous No.279581003
>>279580919
She can turn into a big titty hag I believe but I'm not sure which one is her true form
Anonymous No.279581047 >>279581208
>>279580523
Yeah, I feel bad that these two shitty characters steal screen time from the actual good ones. Snail is fine though.
Anonymous No.279581054 >>279581090 >>279606218
>>279580817
i think it depends on how strong she is atm
Anonymous No.279581090 >>279581113
>>279581054
Age progression may be the purest expression of body fetishism.
Anonymous No.279581113 >>279581273
>>279581090
>body fetishism
Nigga what the fuck does that mean
Anonymous No.279581142
>>279579092 (OP)
We're of the same mind OP, I refuse to watch this shit if all the girls are gonna end up sucking this guy's dick. I hate MCs like this.
Anonymous No.279581208
>>279581047
The lolis are all that matters in the series and its main focus.
Anonymous No.279581212 >>279583721
>>279580589
His name is literally Araragi, you're just trying to be smart by using his first name
Anonymous No.279581236 >>279581276 >>279581392 >>279658157
This isn't a harem series though.
Araragi has one major relationship. The rest are just family, friends, literal parasites or jobs he takes care of.

You'd know this if you actually watched it.
Anonymous No.279581273
>>279581113
Xebec instead of Hen Semi.
Anonymous No.279581276
>>279581236
who gives him these jobs of taking care of extremely hot but mentally ill bitches again
I'll give it a watch soon but curious
Anonymous No.279581392 >>279597726 >>279629257
>>279581236
Maybe if you spedwatched it. The true situation is a lot more complicated. His girlfriend gives him explicit permission to fool around with as many other girls as he likes (probably easy for her to do since she likes a lot of them herself). He also is motivated to do most acts throughout the story for these girls. He also gets up to many lewd acts with them too. Not to mention the characters that he has deeper relationships with than Hitagi. He has a very unique oddity based relationship with Shinobu and Hachikuji with Shinobu being his eternal mate and Hachikuji having endless amounts of love for him with all of their little shared moments. Then you also have his sisters, who he probably has the most pure and sexual love for in the world, both also reserving themselves for him. The reason Araragi doesn't have an outright harem, is because Nisio thought it'd be boring and grow old fast. He has a girlfriend so the other relationships aren't ruined by marriage speculation. Not that this is any downside to Hitagi's character, as it is what makes her so unique and stand out.
Anonymous No.279581424
>>279579092 (OP)
There is only one big titty bitch. Well, two, but the second doesn't really count.
Anonymous No.279581425 >>279581463
>>279579092 (OP)
>without feeling like I'm being cucked by this faggot
Imagine being so mentally ill that you unironically fear getting cucked by a fictional character.
Anonymous No.279581463
>>279581425
Sadly, there seems to be a lot of people with this mental illness online nowadays.
Anonymous No.279582012
>>279579092 (OP)
>Nobody has posted gently walked her home yet
/a/ has fallen
Anonymous No.279582051
>>279579092 (OP)
that's why I watch only CGDCT and yuri slop nowadays
Anonymous No.279582242 >>279582734 >>279605998
He's supposed to be literally you. You're watching the series completely wrong
Anonymous No.279582588 >>279622395
Just cuck Araragi in your imagination.
George No.279582734 >>279583500
>>279582242
My name isn't araragi. It's George.
Anonymous No.279583500
>>279582734
You’re not supposed to post frogs, you should delete that before you get banned, just looking out for you
Anonymous No.279583567
>>279580523
i want to insert MY PENIS inside them haha
Anonymous No.279583721 >>279583782
>>279581212
the reason you don't refer to him as koyomi is because it makes your favorite mc effeminate
Anonymous No.279583782 >>279583909
>>279583721
it's like calling spongebob robert
Anonymous No.279583847
The best moment in all Monogataridom
Anonymous No.279583890 >>279584110 >>279590252 >>279592580 >>279618174
Self-inserting is a cope. It's not real.
I'm not an anime boy. I am myself.
I don't want to watch my favorite female characters fall in love with an anime boy who isn't me. I'd rather they don't fall in love with anyone to be honest. Just let them exist by themselves.
Anonymous No.279583909 >>279584400 >>279584483
>>279583782
no, robert is not spongebob's first name
while koyomi is mc's first name
Anonymous No.279584110 >>279584271
>>279583890
If I imagine any sexual scenario with the gataris, I imagine myself as Araragi. This is because he is the one who is with them, not me. I don't really care what happens as long as I get to see them naked and in lewd scenarios. The people who absolutely must insert their actual real self at all times and get mad when there is an actual story are weird. The position of the viewer is inherently voyeuristic, you should be happy as long as your favorite girl accomplishes her goals and gets lewded no matter how it happens. I feel like a lot of self-inserters are gachafags who are new to anime. Gachas would be better if they didn't force the gay soulless MC in all the time.
Anonymous No.279584271
>>279584110
They need one where you play as an invisible demon that makes girls horny. And they gradually learn of your existence and try to destroy you. You can be selective in how and when and who is horny in order to influence how events turn out. But whether you guide them to happiness or ruin, they always hate you, and the game ends with you being banished to hell.
Anonymous No.279584400
>>279583909
Cultural context, nigger.
Anonymous No.279584483 >>279584517
>>279583909
>calling arararagi koyomi
that's no fun!
Anonymous No.279584517
>>279584483
Imagine Hachikuji doing the hair trick with one of these tvs...
Fuzzykuji...
Anonymous No.279584555 >>279585696
What kind of sissy do you have to be to hate Araragi?
Anonymous No.279585696 >>279585732 >>279586051
>>279584555
Tsukihi
Anonymous No.279585732
>>279585696
There’s a face on her uvula! That’s some Milky Holmes stuff right there.
Anonymous No.279585864 >>279585953 >>279589482 >>279589806
>>279579092 (OP)
What’s the purpose of this series? All they do is talk with some nice fanservice here and there, where is the fights and drama? Also why do they keep introducing new whores when Hitagi and four-eyes are already perfect?
Anonymous No.279585919
>>279579092 (OP)
god modern day /a/ is miserable
Anonymous No.279585953
>>279585864
Eventually, you come to realize what is actually happening doesn't matter. The main appeals are the art and the lore. Art is of course more than covered, also including the great music and fanservice. Lore still progresses through characters talking, and it isn't boring as the scenarios they deal with are outlandish most of the time. Monogatari, like most things Shaft makes, is just pure pleasure. It is like an evolved form of entertainment.
Anonymous No.279585979
>>279580254
β€˜Cucking’ sounds intimate
Anonymous No.279586051
>>279585696
i want tsukihi to rape me
Anonymous No.279586331 >>279594944
If you can't handle the imouto, then get off the couch.
Anonymous No.279587117 >>279587815
>>279579092 (OP)
i wanna fuck rrrgi
Anonymous No.279587815
>>279587117
Anonymous No.279587887
>>279579237
Genuinely yes. I understand.
Anonymous No.279587909 >>279588280 >>279588579
>>279580589
That's a girly name.
Anonymous No.279588280
>>279587909
Is that why he hated his own name? I thought it was because it meant calendar and played with his sisters names in some other way. Or maybe I'm misremembering and he only hated the Araragi part of his name.
Anonymous No.279588362 >>279588821 >>279588997
I started watching because of this thread and episode 5 flashing back to why hachikuji was so mean at the start made me tear up.
Anonymous No.279588377
>>279580589
uwu i don't give a fuck, nigger. his name is araragi.
Anonymous No.279588579
>>279587909
Isn’t it a literal girl’s name?
Anonymous No.279588606
>>279580052
You're joking, right? Hownewru?
Anonymous No.279588642
>>279579092 (OP)
You're supposed to sexualize him like the girls anon.
Anonymous No.279588821 >>279590462
>>279588362
Based whim watcher
Anonymous No.279588997 >>279590462
>>279588362
I'll let it be a surprise, but there is another scene in the future with her that will definitely make you tear up. It is one of the most beautiful scenes in the anime and also pretty much takes watching everything leading up to it to get though (which makes it funny in a way).
Anonymous No.279589092
>>279579092 (OP)
Seems like self-inserting is a lost art.
Anonymous No.279589409 >>279589507
has off and monster finished airing? Can i get a batch now?
Anonymous No.279589482
>>279585864
because they're introducing new fights and new drama
Anonymous No.279589507 >>279589528 >>279589535
>>279589409
Airing? For a while now.
BDs also finished recently.
Waiting to see if the EN releases will have the commentaries translated.
Anonymous No.279589528 >>279589599
>>279589507
I thought there was still a BD left?
Anonymous No.279589535 >>279589599
>>279589507
oh fuck, is there a group that did a particularly decent release? Or is it just Free-for-all grab whichever?
Anonymous No.279589599
>>279589528
Last batch should have come out june 4rth
Kinda /a/non even posted it here
https://nyaa.si/view/1981223

>>279589535
MTBB is the standard, but I think they stopped at 10/14 or something for Monster Season.
Anonymous No.279589692
>>279579237
This
I came for the girls and then I cummed for Arararraggers
It was a joy when he finally showed up in off season
Anonymous No.279589806
>>279585864
There's plenty of fights in the series.
Anonymous No.279590054 >>279590108
Araragi is getting old…
Anonymous No.279590108 >>279591305
>>279590054
He still could play Araragi convincingly in the Monogatari live action
Anonymous No.279590126
>>279579092 (OP)
Are we really at the point where self inserters are getting so deep into it that even the MC getting together with a girl is considered NTR? Kill yourself.
Anonymous No.279590155
Shaft better hurry up and catch up to that maniac Nisio
Anonymous No.279590252
>>279583890
>self-inserting isn't real
>i get mad when anime characters love other characters
Hmm
Anonymous No.279590336 >>279590398
her look isn't particularly my thing but I still felt quite turned on by math being a huge bitch
Anonymous No.279590398 >>279590732
>>279590336
Posts that give you the ick
Anonymous No.279590462 >>279590613
>>279588821
It helps I've been in a romantic mood, and this shit is very romantic.
>>279588997
I'm glad cute snail peak is yet to come.
Anonymous No.279590613
>>279590462
Monogatari deals a lot with many forms of love
Anonymous No.279590732 >>279590794
>>279590398
I wish I could marry Marina Inoue.
Anonymous No.279590794
>>279590732
She did an amazing job. Man all of them do, I think the characters help them get invested.
Anonymous No.279591305 >>279591604
>>279590108
>Monogatari live action
that would be...uh...something
Anonymous No.279591490 >>279591593 >>279591932 >>279599069
refresh my memory; why did spook start wearing the male uniform?
Anonymous No.279591593
>>279591490
Kinda took his place after graduation?
Never read the novels up to that point.
Anonymous No.279591604 >>279592156
>>279591305
All I'd say to an announcement is "wow"
Anonymous No.279591932 >>279592409
>>279591490
I thought up a perfectly logical explanation before. Ougi exists only to mirror Araragi in some ways as an attempt to let him grow, to learn how to let others guide themselves to success and whatever. She is also fully aware of this, how she looks in a specific way to attract Araragi's attention, and the nature of how oddities work. Once her purpose was gone and her life was saved (by becoming the niece of Meme), she was left essentially meaningless. She likely wants to feel out more of her existence and test some things. Like if she lies a bunch about being a boy, would it turn her into one eventually or does Araragi's mind still supersede it. This likely combined with her mindset she came into existence with, the one that likes to mess around with others. While the initial purpose of it is gone, it is still strong within her due to being the only thing there. So now she is essentially loose to do whatever she wants. The only things that anchor her to the world as rules is that she is Meme's niece and the looser rule of her being a student (so she still goes to school and does things there). Ougi is an oddity born of thoughts that has a mind of her own. She knows how oddities work, but there isn't evidence to my knowledge that her knowledge on oddities goes beyond what experienced humans know. She is like a run on thought from Araragi's head that went on way too long.

On a side note, I feel like one of the things Nisio could be building to is a reveal of Araragi's mind being more powerful than most. Araragi already overthinks nearly everything, it'd make sense that this would be powerful combined with the manifestation properties of Oddities.
Anonymous No.279592156
>>279591604
Live action middle schoolers...
Anonymous No.279592409
>>279591932
My personal interpretation is that she is the oddity of Araragi during his school years, also affected by the school's collective unconscious of him.
We see that he had actually a bit of notoriety (mostly among girls lol) so Ougi is like the shadow he left behind after graduating.
What she is seen doing since then is actually try and help the girls with their issues (Kanbaru, Nadeko) but in classic Araragi fashion she kinda fumbles and the only real help she provides is being there.
People can only save themselves after all.
Anonymous No.279592580
>>279583890
Self-inserting has been around since time immemorial.
Anonymous No.279593092
>feeling cucked by a character
Yeah, stay away, you are not intelligent enough for anime.
Anonymous No.279593231 >>279593713 >>279593725 >>279593984 >>279594854 >>279610443 >>279611229
>>279579092 (OP)
1. Araragi and Senjougahara broke up four times. They will never be happy together.
2. Araragi loses every fight he's in, even when his precious imouto was killed. He is a loser.
Anonymous No.279593589
>Nadeko excited at Araragi's boner
>Shinobu, who caused it, masturbating in his shadow
Anonymous No.279593713
>>279593231
Crab has to put up with it
Araragi is the catch in this relationship not her
Anonymous No.279593725 >>279593891 >>279594854
>>279593231
>Araragi loses every fight he's in
If I had known this before I watched it initially, I probably would have never started watching monogatari.
I really dislike permanent losers.
Anonymous No.279593891 >>279594006 >>279594148
>>279593725
He doesn't really lose and is in fact quite a lucky character since things that could lead to him outcast, in prison, or even dead in some cases always end up working out for him. He just doesn't demolish everyone he is against because he is a nice person who needs a moral reason to obliterate his competition. He easily beat the second rainy devil and the armored faggot. His biggest win was also when he absolutely dominated the full strength king of oddities, turning her into a mere loli slave.
Anonymous No.279593984 >>279594353
>>279593231
He beat Hachikuji
Anonymous No.279594006
>>279593891
>absolutely dominated the full strength king

This only sounds impressive when you leave out that she let him win.
Anonymous No.279594148 >>279594424
>>279593891
I like monogatari, but be honest anon, Araragi gets his ass handed to whenever he has to go toe-to-toe with any oddity, despite even fucking snake (forma de NEET) smoking her clone oddities.
Crab even ends up being resourceful enough to enlist Kaiki when Snake is being a cunt.
All of Araragi's engagements end with him taking a beating and then someone else solving the root of the problem.
Anonymous No.279594353 >>279594598
>>279593984
There is a third bandaid on her in a secret location, she learned very well from the king of lolis
Anonymous No.279594424
>>279594148
This makes me wonder, could this not lead to a reasonable bias in Araragi's head? Could him being saved a lot by others make him biased towards believing that you can save everyone through helping. Maybe he forces himself into every situation because he feels like it is what works for him.
Anonymous No.279594598 >>279594999
>>279594353
alluring
Anonymous No.279594854 >>279594973 >>279595105 >>279596525
>>279593231
>>279593725
I think if he won almost every fight and was some OP shounen protag this series would probably be less liked overall.
Just a guess though. I could be wrong and misjudging the taste of the masses.
Anonymous No.279594944 >>279594988
>>279586331
I'll handle the imouto, physically
Anonymous No.279594973 >>279595105
>>279594854
>I think if he won almost every fight
I'm not asking him to win every fight
I'm asking for him to win a fight.
He doesn't need to be a perpetual jobber and he doesn't need to be an isekai protagonist either.
You can win without winning and lose without losing, those are the most interesting kinds of wins and losses
Anonymous No.279594988 >>279595129
>>279594944
Butt cracks are s tier fanservice
Anonymous No.279594999
>>279594598
Anonymous No.279595105
>>279594854
>>279594973
What is the appeal of protagonists who lose all the time? I truly and honestly cannot understand it, beyond
>Ha ha, just like me!
Anonymous No.279595128 >>279595226 >>279595232 >>279595376
Monogatari has been my favorite multi season series for a long time. Might as well celebrate!

(Mp4 too big + sound)

https://litter.catbox.moe/dqrwdil6j0zit92p.mp4
Anonymous No.279595129 >>279596172 >>279596319
>>279594988
Cute imouto butt
Anonymous No.279595168
>>279579092 (OP)
Silversun Pickups.
Anonymous No.279595226 >>279595330
>>279595128
Catbox mf seething rn
Cute girls
Anonymous No.279595232 >>279595387
>>279595128
cursed and pedo, not cute
Anonymous No.279595330
>>279595226
I am with you dude.
Anonymous No.279595376 >>279595483 >>279595748
>>279595128
>that voice over
some aspiring content creators really do not understand how to appeal to people
Anonymous No.279595387 >>279595448 >>279596147
>>279595232
I was going to mention this too. The girls are cute, but I hate the whole "rahhh I'm so ebil!!!! Thing that a lot of western lolicons do for whatever reason". The hottest part of lolis is how cute and sweet they are. You should be revelling in this, not acting like you are some beast for liking them. Western internet posts around pornographic and fetish content in general seem to be like this and I don't know why. Why choose to be creepy instead of highlighting how joyous it makes you. I don't want to imagine defiling the girls, I want to imagine a loving relationship.
Anonymous No.279595448 >>279595967
>>279595387
It's ok to insert
Anonymous No.279595483
>>279595376
You must not be the audience. This gets ppl hot.
Anonymous No.279595748
>>279595376
Creating appealing character is a full time job
Anonymous No.279595967 >>279596029 >>279596147
>>279595448
I can go for some insertion art sometimes too (although I mainly just prefer nudes). It is just the wording around it. I want to see the loli happy, not hear about how supposedly "disgusting" it is.
Anonymous No.279596029 >>279596141
>>279595967
>I want to see the loli happy
Happy is best
Anonymous No.279596141
>>279596029
Happy is great at first but then after a couple times when they are that young they get that 1000 yard stare. Some people think it's hot and will continue but after enough time they get really disconnected.
Anonymous No.279596147 >>279596224
>>279595387
>>279595967
self-flagellation being one of the religious things that carried over to the modern cultural zeitgeist despite the age of skepticism is so hilariously twisted and ass-backwards that it still leaves me awestruck.
Anonymous No.279596172 >>279596302
>>279595129
on my face
Anonymous No.279596224
>>279596147
The Internet is full of it too. You can't really look anywhere online without seeing someone publicly talking about how terrible they are because of x or y. You then have entire leagues of people essentially making up issues about themselves to flagellate about. People leave religion and then choose to take all of the worst traits with them. A church without a god.
Anonymous No.279596255
I like Medaka Box better because it's a straightforward love story between an upper class and a poor boy raised by a single mother.
Anonymous No.279596302
>>279596172
face sitting with her cute feet wiggling on your chest
Anonymous No.279596319
>>279595129
The best part of this shot is the skin color on her crotch. You can see her pussy through her panties. Tsukihi is the only Gatari to show pussy.
Anonymous No.279596525 >>279596549
>>279594854
I personally dislike Araragi so seeing him get his shit kicked in is a good thing to me.
Anonymous No.279596549 >>279596598
>>279596525
>shit pushed in

Maybe when he was nine.
Anonymous No.279596593 >>279596758
Gatari has so many best girls whether you prefer JS, JC, or JK. The variety is outstanding.
Anonymous No.279596598
>>279596549
By Shinobu who went back and time and futa'd herself through vampmagic. Or that one time his sisters did an Araragi siblings' endurance experiment in front of Sodachi...
Anonymous No.279596646
Who cares about Monogatari fight results? That's never been the point of the show's fights. The only instances I can remember where results would matter is with the vampire hunters in Kizu and the duel with the First. I guess Nadeko had some sort of a fight in Nadeko Draw too lol.
Anonymous No.279596758 >>279596788 >>279596948 >>279625287
>>279596593
What's the diff between gahara and the cat bitch, they seem very similar both personality and looks wise
Anonymous No.279596788 >>279596863 >>279597200 >>279609868 >>279625287
>>279596758
Neko has big fat cat tats
Crab is a yandere
Anonymous No.279596863 >>279596891
>>279596788
sex with the big titty cat bitch would far exceed sex with gahara, just facts
Anonymous No.279596891 >>279597182
>>279596863
Explain your reasoning
Anonymous No.279596948
>>279596758
One is a poker faced emotional fake tsundere and the other one is a genius analytical former split personality good girl. Both are serious about marrying.
Anonymous No.279597182
>>279596891
just looks softer thicker and with bigger boobs guarantees more satisfying sex + she's a cat or some shit so would definitely have that animalistic mammal sex drive, call it a hunch
Anonymous No.279597184 >>279597253
Playful sex: Monkey, Bee, Bat, Dark, Snail
Rough sex: Cat, Phoenix, Snake, Bat
Gentle lovemaking: Crab, Math
??? sex: Doll
Anonymous No.279597200
>>279596788
sex with cat boobs
Anonymous No.279597253 >>279597386
>>279597184
I agree with most of this, but Crab could use some rough sex to fuck the tsun out of her and Bee would melt into a puddle at gentle lovemaking, which would be cute.
Anonymous No.279597315 >>279597435
The only correct answer is black cat.
Anonymous No.279597386 >>279597514
>>279597253
With some consideration, you are correct.
Anonymous No.279597435 >>279609868
>>279597315
seeeexxxoooo
Anonymous No.279597464
No comparison how mindblowing it would be.
Anonymous No.279597514 >>279597689
>>279597386
Thank you for your consideration
Anonymous No.279597689
>>279597514
Why tf would a sister act this way? Not very realistic
Anonymous No.279597726 >>279597980
>>279581392
>His girlfriend gives him explicit permission to fool around with as many other girls as he likes (probably easy for her to do since she likes a lot of them herself).
They should throw Monkey a bone and give her the threesome she yearns for desu.
Anonymous No.279597729
Anonymous No.279597980 >>279598120
>>279597726
The threesome we all deserve
Anonymous No.279598017
If self inserting means imagining yourself living in the story then I don't see how someone like Araragi prevents you from doing it. There are a million cooler things you could imagine to be doing instead of whatever it is that he does.
Anonymous No.279598120 >>279598195
>>279597980
If I'm being honest a monkey, bat combo is more interesting to me. They have that weird power dynamic going on after monkey lectured bat.
Anonymous No.279598195 >>279598257
>>279598120
I can see it.
Also, for me, Monkey and Snake is a classic combo.
Anonymous No.279598257 >>279598594
>>279598195
Yeah it's a classic but hard to imagine in a threesome. It'a Araragi's fault. Get monkey with every version of snake for a lesbian orgy.
Anonymous No.279598594
>>279598257
>Monkey surrounded by a pile of snakes
[x] aroused
Anonymous No.279598817 >>279598837
Do these bitches have jobs all they do is lounge around waiting for araragi seems like
Anonymous No.279598837
>>279598817
For most of the series they're students so they plenty of time to harass or get harassed by araragi
In some cases their job IS to harass him
Anonymous No.279598838 >>279603966
I finished bake just now and am torn on how much detail I'm seeing in the novels, just skimming through. I really enjoy the writing and the animation in equal parts, but it's a hassle to do both. I wish there were english audiobooks for all of them for when I'm working. Maybe I'll have to save the books for later in life. It fucking sucks when two versions are great in their own different ways maaaaaan.
Anonymous No.279598909 >>279599466
>>279579092 (OP)
Do you feel cucked when you're waifu has a canonical romantic partner?
Anonymous No.279599069
>>279591490
Because it's funny to lie to Kanbaru
Anonymous No.279599466
>>279598909
No, I'd only be unhappy if she was with someone who made her unhappy.
Anonymous No.279600062 >>279600248 >>279605816
Araragi fucking Yotsugi while his sister is out of the room is hot. Whenever she comes back, he just makes it look like he is tooling with her doll before sending her off to do something else.
Anonymous No.279600248 >>279600860 >>279605816
>>279600062
Imagine how much affection Araragi poured into Yotsugi.
Anonymous No.279600860
>>279600248
Plot twist: the soul Araragi gave her is their baby, the Doll egg has been fertilized
Anonymous No.279601828 >>279602615
Kiss your imouto
Anonymous No.279602615
>>279601828
Anonymous No.279603966
>>279598838
I remember starting reading the novels only to realize that a good chunk of the jokes are completely lost in translation unless you do TNs.
So my "later in life" became "when you learn to read Japanese faster"
Anonymous No.279605068
>>279579092 (OP)
hag
Anonymous No.279605119 >>279605254 >>279605510
>>279580657
what is the context of this
Anonymous No.279605254 >>279605328 >>279605927
>>279605119
There isn't one, they just sleep naked together for some reason.
Anonymous No.279605328 >>279613305
>>279605254
why is monogatari like that
Rly bizarre
Anonymous No.279605510
>>279605119
Wholesome family bonding.
Anonymous No.279605646 >>279605850
>>279579092 (OP)
>big titty bitches
Anonymous No.279605666
Waifu the only girl he CANNOT seduce nor save
Anonymous No.279605816 >>279609821
>>279600062
>>279600248
It's much more likely she's used like a pillow by his sisters. You know, rubbed all night
Anonymous No.279605823
>>279579092 (OP)
Who thinks like that? Holyshit you sound like such a faggot. What's wrong with you?
Anonymous No.279605850 >>279606139
>>279605646
Anonymous No.279605927
>>279605254
Incredible.
Anonymous No.279605998
>>279582242
That's retarded. The only thing I share with him is his appreciation of sexy girls and women and being a man. He's too distinct of a character.
Anonymous No.279606099 >>279606135
>>279579237
i thought his name was arararagi?
Anonymous No.279606135
>>279606099
im surprised she never called him Senjougahara
as if he's married and took her name
Anonymous No.279606139
>>279605850
All of its.
siturei, kamimasita.
Anonymous No.279606218
>>279581054
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
Anonymous No.279606241 >>279606345
>>279579092 (OP)
>Can I watch this made up anime without feeling like I'm being cucked by a guy who doesn't exist that ends up befriending all these women the don't exist? That's the vibe I get from that series
if that's your mindset, then no
Anonymous No.279606345 >>279606353
>>279606241
not him but i do occasionally get very jealous of guys especially if the sex scene is really hot and romantic
once got so mad i had to talk a walk
Anonymous No.279606353
>>279606345
take* a walk
Anonymous No.279606389 >>279607934 >>279608485
Shinobu Mustard sucked but I'll forgive them. Why are they releasing it out of order anyway this time? Have they said anything?
Anonymous No.279607934
>>279606389
Blame nisio
Anonymous No.279608485 >>279608548
>>279606389
Nisio wanted to restructure it because he didn't have a clear idea for the future when initially writing this part and wants to try to fix it.
Anonymous No.279608548 >>279608919
>>279608485
That's interesting I guess. Well having not read the novels I can only watch broadcast order. But it would be fun to do a novel release order once they adapt the material by 2035.
Anonymous No.279608919 >>279609035
>>279608548
By 2035 there will probably be 20 new books for them to work on lol
Anonymous No.279609035 >>279609908
>>279608919
I'm afraid what someone like Nisio could do with the power of AI and we would never know.
Anonymous No.279609821
>>279605816
>doll gets to be the meat in a nude imouto sandwich every night >>279580657
fucking wew
Anonymous No.279609868 >>279609875
>>279596788
>>279597435
I want to lick the sweat off of her boobs
Anonymous No.279609875 >>279609904
>>279609868
Anonymous No.279609904
>>279609875
yes Yes..... YEEEEEEESS

*lick* *lick* *lick* *swirl* *lick* *lick* *lick* *swirl* *lick*
Anonymous No.279609908 >>279610268
>>279609035
A story about how AI can affect oddities might be interesting.
Anonymous No.279610268
>>279609908
Maybe AI, while not completely thinking, creates just enough processes to manifest unique oddities. This quickly becomes a problem as the world starts to get flooded with oddities. Eventually, Araragi realizes a solution. If you simply stop treating it like it can think, then the oddities stop manifesting as they can from a sort of oddity itself that manifested in the machine. It could essentially be a story warning against getting parasocially attached to things like chat bots.
Anonymous No.279610443 >>279611239
>>279593231
He no diffed dramaturgy and brutalized episode and guillotine cutter.
Kizu is also the only fight centered arc and he won all his fights in it including against Kill shot, I don't see where this "rrrg loses all his fights comes from". He has no intention to hurt kanbaru, rainy devil or not so the only fights he really loses is against kagenui and nadeko.
Anonymous No.279611229 >>279611290 >>279626583
>>279593231
>four times
>having to lie this hard
they're married already, the fight is over. the bell has rung. you lost.
Anonymous No.279611239
>>279610443
I'm pretty sure the tree thing he creates in Kizu is supposed to be the most powerful thing to ever shake the earth. Just because characters like Kagenui talk shit, doesn't mean they'd actually be able to beat him if his life was really on the line and he wasn't holding back. Not to mention that the world pretty much canonically dies should Shinobu ever be bereaved of him.
Anonymous No.279611290 >>279626583
>>279611229
He could still win. They both love Hanekawa and would be open to having her in a relationship. She just needs to stop getting dicked internationally and come home. Then you can have happy Araragi family foursomes, possibly sixsomes if Hitagi is comfortable with incest and full on orgies on the days Kanbaru comes over.
Anonymous No.279612032 >>279612974 >>279613096
Crab shlicking herself senseless while watching Araragi plow Cat.
Anonymous No.279612974
>>279612032
Weight Crab?
More like, Wait Crab!
Anonymous No.279613096 >>279613114
>>279612032
Woman moment
Anonymous No.279613114 >>279620691
>>279613096
A man who could cheat on her, but doesn't makes her feel powerful and wanted
Anonymous No.279613210
Will Catfags ever stop seething over Stacygahara?
Anonymous No.279613236 >>279613813
Anonymous No.279613268
>>279580589
I'm not close enough to him to call him by his first name.
Anonymous No.279613301 >>279613327 >>279613351 >>279613415 >>279613928 >>279631290
Cat is an alright character but holy shit her arcs are so fucking boring, when first watching the series her episodes were the only ones I actually fell asleep during
Anonymous No.279613303 >>279613391
So little Kagenui fanart...
I thought people liked big butts.
Anonymous No.279613305
>>279605328
It has the courage to be lewd without reason.
Anonymous No.279613327
>>279613301
Other way around for me. Her arcs are pretty good but I can't stand her when she's on screen.
Anonymous No.279613351
>>279613301
I’d rather watch Nadeko’s arcs to be honest.
Anonymous No.279613391 >>279613442
>>279613303
Kagenui is the leggy and strappy shoe lady, not the butt lady.
Anonymous No.279613415
>>279613301
Yeah, Neko Black is pretty bad
Anonymous No.279613442
>>279613391
Idk man, all that squatting she does to level with people seems to be working.
Anonymous No.279613598
>>279580919
Shinobutt.
Anonymous No.279613800
i'm buying Meniko stock and Meniko coin
Anonymous No.279613813 >>279614454 >>279614572
>>279613236
Snail pats soothe my soul
Anonymous No.279613928
>>279613301
Neko Black is mediocre but Neko White is one of the best arcs in the series imo.
Anonymous No.279614046 >>279614170 >>279644056
>>279579237
Same
Anonymous No.279614119 >>279614137 >>279614214
The superior Araragi
Anonymous No.279614137
>>279614119
is probably in the novels without shaft downplaying his predation
Anonymous No.279614170 >>279614443
>>279614046
JS or JK harem, which way?
Anonymous No.279614214
>>279614119
My sex slave
Anonymous No.279614285
Anonymous No.279614286 >>279614456 >>279618316
>>279579237
No shame in loving him yes homo, seems like a common reaction
Anonymous No.279614385
They ought to make a sex doll of Kiss Shot.
Anonymous No.279614443
>>279614170
Where's Sodachi?
Anonymous No.279614454
>>279613813
Anonymous No.279614456 >>279614499 >>279614644
>>279614286
Are these dudes or women?
Anonymous No.279614474
Who struggled more to smile here?
Anonymous No.279614499
>>279614456
Dudes who think they are women
Anonymous No.279614572
>>279613813
I can see Nadeko's 11th toe...
Anonymous No.279614644 >>279614682 >>279615184
>>279614456
I like to think it's a 70-30 ratio, honestly it's just refreshing to see westenerns being unhinged on twitter as well and not just here
Anonymous No.279614682
>>279614644
I never noticed before that Zetsubou Sensei and Araragi have similar hair styles.
Anonymous No.279615184 >>279615294
>>279614644
Now post ones of people thirsting over the lolio.
Anonymous No.279615294 >>279615348
>>279615184
I've got a whole compilation don't worry
Anonymous No.279615348
>>279615294
I really need to start using social media
Anonymous No.279615355 >>279626253
Anonymous No.279615393 >>279615440 >>279615829
>Twitter screenshots
Anonymous No.279615440 >>279615527
>>279615393
Don't worry, they are actually X screenshots
Anonymous No.279615527
>>279615440
Kamimamita!
Anonymous No.279615717 >>279617994
i want to sexually assault snail.
Anonymous No.279615804 >>279615968
>>279579092 (OP)
I love Shinobu, literal perfect wife, but at the same time I feel like Araragi x Shinobu is the greatest couple ever written in anime. Self-inserting would ruin it.
Anonymous No.279615829 >>279616286
>>279615393
It's like saying 4chan is a single hivemind so everyone is a jewnaziraciscommiepedohaglover, twitter is so big it got something for everyone
Anonymous No.279615968
>>279615804
This
The perfect couple
Anonymous No.279616286
>>279615829
The type of person who would use it is not the type of person I want to hear from.
Anonymous No.279616470 >>279616574
What would a talking Hachikuji doll say when you pull its string?
Anonymous No.279616574 >>279616874 >>279616977 >>279618738
>>279616470
What would it say when you pull off her panties?
Anonymous No.279616874
>>279616574
It would come to life and bite you
Anonymous No.279616977 >>279618738
>>279616574
>kyaaaaaaaaaaa!
Anonymous No.279617994 >>279618070
>>279615717
No normal people can see her so there'd be no issues. Does a ghost have the bodily functions still telling them to procreate?
Anonymous No.279618070
>>279617994
They'd find it kind of weird that a guy is sitting on a park bench thrusting his dick at it, but I doubt they think much more of it. Hachikuji could be fucked anywhere you like.
Anonymous No.279618093
>>279579092 (OP)
Hate this series, all the gatari shit are just pretentious crap.
Anonymous No.279618174
>>279583890
You're the reason why there was so much boring yuri for almost two decades.
Anonymous No.279618316
>>279614286
Honestly yeah, he is pretty cute and smart, I'd love to teach him about BL.
Anonymous No.279618582
I want to be drained by Black Hanekawa.
Anonymous No.279618738
>>279616574
Million dollar idea. Hachikuji plush that >>279616977 's when you molest her and calls you a pussy if you stop.
Anonymous No.279618798 >>279618911
>>279579092 (OP)
Is it true that nisioisin has gooners remorse and made the recent monogatari books far more pg and lame?
Anonymous No.279618911 >>279631340
>>279618798
No, if anything he is actually ramping it up again. Tsukimonogatari back in like 2013 or whenever it was written was the last time he made something super lewd. Shaft has of course added things after but they always do that. Only recently has he been doing some more lewd stuff again such as an entire arc that Nadeko spends most of naked. You also have stuff in off season like the bloomer Nadeko's and mini Kiss-Shot licking Karen. Monster season was mostly just boring because he was fixating on detective shit. Even it though had stuff like aforementioned Nudeko, Araragi kissing a naked loli, a girl who is permeantly a middle schooler, and more. He probably initially slowed down after the anime really started up. But now he has realized through the anime that people really like the series for lewd things.
Anonymous No.279619659 >>279622217
>cums on cat's tits only after five trusts
Anonymous No.279620691
>>279613114
Yes, that's woman's rotten brain for you.
Anonymous No.279621879
Hachicoochie
Anonymous No.279622217
>>279619659
Literally me
Anonymous No.279622395 >>279622462
>>279582588
it doesn't need to, kaiji already did it in hitagi end
Anonymous No.279622462 >>279622695
>>279622395
Anonymous No.279622695
>>279622462
Do you think Araragi knows how to play mahjong?
Anonymous No.279622907 >>279622922
What would a Shinobu dolls say when you squeeze her belly?
Anonymous No.279622922
>>279622907
Kakaka
Anonymous No.279622947 >>279623004
What would a Shinobu doll say when you squeeze her belly?
Anonymous No.279623004 >>279623081
>>279622947
nothing she would just fart.
Anonymous No.279623081 >>279623223
>>279623004
Vampires don't fart, they're assholeless.
Anonymous No.279623111
>>279579092 (OP)
Your first harem anime, anon? You're supposed to self-insert as the MC.
Anonymous No.279623223 >>279624161 >>279624664
>>279623081
Vampires have cute pink assholes that twitch and wink when you tease them.
Anonymous No.279624161
>>279623223
Imagine how much Araragi must experiment with Shinobu to gain all this knowledge...
Anonymous No.279624664
>>279623223
Shinobu's pink donut...
Anonymous No.279624742
It’s time for Koyomi and Tsubasa in the morning, on 291.5.
Anonymous No.279624807 >>279625312
>>279579237
Best post so far.
Anonymous No.279625178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BINkrYQik6w
Anonymous No.279625287 >>279625319 >>279631138
>>279596758
>>279596788
I'm reading the manga rn(my first entry to this series) and Lmao Hanekawa had 90% more screentime than Senjogahara and interacted more with Araragi and still lost. At this point I forgot what she did to win his heart except for the fact she confessed first. Well, I guess this is what she gets for having a BPD aberration. At this point her only function in the manga is to show off her body in the most sluty ways possible(I think she might be Oh Great's favorite).
Anyway do they really have to make her aberration more complex everytime?
>you see the aberration is cat
>actually araragi gave her the aberration
>actually there is no cat
>actually there are lots of aberrations
>actually there is a cat and lots os hanekawas
>actually hanekawa is the aberration all along
Anonymous No.279625312 >>279626531 >>279626547
>>279624807
Anonymous No.279625319 >>279625749
>>279625287
OG doesn't understand the setting or characters so I wouldn't pay it any mind if it doesn't make sense. Just fap to the art.
Anonymous No.279625331 >>279625384
Math best girl.
That is all.
Anonymous No.279625384 >>279625430 >>279626187
>>279625331
I prefer her mirror form.
Anonymous No.279625430 >>279626449 >>279626523 >>279626600
>>279625384
I haven't gotten that far in the anime, what sort of math is this? She looks different.
Anonymous No.279625749 >>279625806
>>279625319
is that different from the LN?
Anonymous No.279625806
>>279625749
Nisio understands his setting and characters, yeah. As for the fapping part, depends on your imagination I guess.
Anonymous No.279626187
>>279625384
Sodachi is one of the characters that looks better with long hair.
Anonymous No.279626253 >>279626522 >>279626582
>>279615355
Anonymous No.279626449 >>279626469
>>279625430
post-araragi sex math
Anonymous No.279626469
>>279626449
Damn, he fucked all the problems out of her.
Good for her.
Anonymous No.279626522
>>279626253
>loli pee devourer
Clearly a well rounded citizen
Anonymous No.279626523
>>279625430
Alternative version of Math that isn't real.
Anonymous No.279626531
>>279625312
This image is giving me an aneurysm every time I see it.
Anonymous No.279626547
>>279625312
Imagine it
You could fuck Crab in the hairstyle of every other gatari girl
Anonymous No.279626582
>>279626253
>hot as hell (emoji)
Made me laugh, I love blunt humor
Anonymous No.279626583 >>279626636
>>279611290
>>279611229
>B-BUT THEY'RE MARRI-
Araragi and Senjougahara broke up four times. They will never be happy together.
Anonymous No.279626600 >>279626630
>>279625430
Just a dream scenario.
Anonymous No.279626621 >>279626802
math whispering point-set topology into your ear during intercourse
Anonymous No.279626630
>>279626600
The sexiest Math hairstyle
I will accept no alternatives.
Anonymous No.279626636
>>279626583
how many times have You broke up with Your gf?
Anonymous No.279626802 >>279627307
>>279626621
>She thinks of Gauss when she cums.
Anonymous No.279627013 >>279627627
Do you think Sodachi could tell where you knowledge is lacking just by having you attempt a higher level equation? Then could she help you catch up and fill all your blanks with clever and easy to learn lessons?
Anonymous No.279627307
>>279626802
How would she react if you recited the Fibonacci sequence with each thrust?
Anonymous No.279627448
Discourse surrounding self-inserts is usually pretty barbaric and unproductive but Monogatari, especially at its outset, must be recognized as specifically placing itself in a metanarrative relationship with the presumed otaku reader. Zaregoto is just as much rooted in striking directly at the shared consciousness of the subculture. There is an open kinship between Araragi and the audience that's signaled immediately by his conversational tone. The original premise of strange conversations applies just as much between Nisio and the reader as the characters. Araragi is supposed to carry all of the world weariness of the otaku cynic and the permissive decadence abandoning faith in humanity, and oneself as a human, brings. And then the path back to optimism, graduating from high school lol
Anonymous No.279627608
>>279579092 (OP)
I can only self-insert as Kaiki so I NTR cuckraragi in the doujins
Anonymous No.279627627
>>279627013
I would be able to converse comfortably with her in metric spaces, but my knowledge would slip in Banach and Hilbert space, and she'd laugh at my dick because of it.
...that might get me aroused, both mathematically and sexually
Anonymous No.279627797 >>279627838 >>279627866 >>279631375
>tfw no femdom stapler gf
Anonymous No.279627838
>>279627797
>Dialogue 1: What are you gonna do, staple me?
>Dialogue 2: nod twice
Anonymous No.279627866 >>279631375
>>279627797
Ah, yes, the return of the fear-boner
Anonymous No.279628986
For me, it's Big Bat.
Anonymous No.279629257
>>279581392
such a fitting post for such a boring anime
Anonymous No.279630298 >>279630690 >>279633515
Would you agree to be loli bat's slave if she let you kiss her toes?
Anonymous No.279630690 >>279632121
>>279630298
Yes, please.
PLEASE.
Anonymous No.279631138
>>279625287
The manga adapts the material however OG wants. It not considered canon, just cool.
Anonymous No.279631290
>>279613301
I think their placement is a big issue, they are very close to each other and the two neko stories are basically the same thing
Anonymous No.279631340
>>279618911
The fact that Nadeko is the MC and there aren't any perverts to take advantage of her familiars made this arc not really sexually appealing for me. It's a great arc, but those scenes aren't really sexual, there is no sexual tension, just a troubled girl.
Anonymous No.279631375 >>279632099
>>279627797
>>279627866
She was perfect in Bake and Nise, then she became blander and blander
I loved those yandere tendencies and violent outbursts and constant verbal assaults. Now she's just a cuck
Anonymous No.279631397
I felt so smart when I realized that Kaiki can outrun Kanbaru because he's a ghost like rouka and that's also why they can interact
Anonymous No.279631453
>>279579092 (OP)
My issue is that it's clear that that the creator wants us to believe that the reason Araragi gets these girls is because of who he is and not because he's a superhuman vampire. It's way too thick on the "aren't I such a quippy chad" writing.
Anonymous No.279632099 >>279634240
>>279631375
God damn character development. I say this without joking.
Anonymous No.279632121 >>279632455
>>279630690
What are you willing to do to be able to plant your lips on her beautiful little toes?
Anonymous No.279632455 >>279632568
>>279632121
Nta but I'd play cardgames following whatever house rules she wanted. That's how much shinobu toes are worth.
Anonymous No.279632568 >>279633570
>>279632455
You should be careful offering that, she takes her Simon Says very seriously.
Anonymous No.279633515 >>279633829
>>279630298
Only if I can suckle them as well
Anonymous No.279633570 >>279633829
>>279632568
>there are card versions of simon says
I will slip in some kiss cards to make it worth.
Anonymous No.279633829 >>279634278 >>279634872
>>279633515
Maybe... But I think she would want a written document of you giving ownership of your life to her if you want that.

>>279633570
And she's going to slip in some stuff too, something about maybe no pants and having to kiss certain parts of her while calling her princess and master. She's far ollder and smarter than you, so every trick you think you know she has already done a hundred times.
Anonymous No.279634227 >>279638081
Never seen it but this bitch is cute
Anonymous No.279634240
>>279632099
I know I know... still better than Shinobu whose character development is age regression
Anonymous No.279634278
>>279633829
Hell I was already prepared to be her servant, assumed it would be for life anyway, I'll sign everything without even looking
Anonymous No.279634336
Anonymous No.279634872 >>279636234
>>279633829
Bunnynobu is so sexy
Anonymous No.279636234 >>279636404
>>279634872
Anonymous No.279636404
>>279636234
They are going to fall off!
Anonymous No.279637295 >>279637492
I can imagine bullshit twisted logic of Senjo accepting a harem route with araragi just being too kind not to fuck every girl, starting with Hanekawa back in bake. Is there any good fanfic or doujin that writes that well?
Anonymous No.279637492 >>279637661
>>279637295
I want a story where Araragi justifies it as not cheating because he goes between the thighs. Either that or railing Snail with her being a ghost making it not count. Maybe Shinobu could justify it as some vampiric ritual that must happen. Hanekawa could also do the thigh thing but with a titjob instead. Doctor Monkey could be "testing" to make sure Araragi's processes still work. The sisters could say that siblings can't have sex so it isn't sex. There are so many lewd possibilities...
Anonymous No.279637519 >>279637590
https://nyaa.si/view/1981678 mtbb is back?
Anonymous No.279637590
>>279637519
Shinobu vored most of the team, sorry, she got hungry.
Anonymous No.279637656 >>279637706 >>279637863
I’ve noticed that some Senjou merch gives her an ahoge.
Anonymous No.279637661
>>279637492
I'm only a fan of this because it'd be a hilarious confrontation, the doujin framed as a back and forth between senjo and araragi justifying each scene. Until one of the girls he just can't so senjo takes charge of his sex scheduling from now on because they don't have any time to date.
Anonymous No.279637706 >>279639544
>>279637656
She realizes that she has to looks like she could be Araragi's cousin to excite him.
Anonymous No.279637863
>>279637656
Cute plushie
Anonymous No.279638081 >>279638444
>>279634227
That's a boy
Anonymous No.279638444
>>279638081
I want to suck his girlcock and swallow his ladycum
Anonymous No.279639481 >>279639673
Titty sweat
Anonymous No.279639544 >>279639725 >>279639886 >>279645494
>>279637706
Do you think he lusts for his mother in addition to his sisters?
Anonymous No.279639673 >>279640095
>>279639481
Which gatari has the sweatiest tiddy?
Anonymous No.279639725 >>279639886
>>279639544
Mamaragi is pretty lust-inducing
Anonymous No.279639886 >>279639961
>>279639725
>>279639544
She's somewhat Senjougahara-like so I bet he must be
Anonymous No.279639961
>>279639886
A mama's boy, huh?
Anonymous No.279640095 >>279640143 >>279640346
>>279639673
No question about. Imagine just how hot it gets in there, almost no bra being able to hold them seperate as her huge mellons rub against one another while she runs around all over town. You can just imagine steam coming out when she finally takes off her top for the day..
Anonymous No.279640143 >>279640230 >>279640346
>>279640095
The precious moment when she's taking her top off, but just before the titty drop
Anonymous No.279640230 >>279640346
>>279640143
I would be the first to admit it, I will probably cum in my pants if I ever got to see or hear those heavy cat tits PLAP and bounce out of her shirt. The scene would be too erotic.
Anonymous No.279640289 >>279640550
This
is a SNAIL
Anonymous No.279640346 >>279640369
>>279640095
>>279640143
>>279640230
NEED cat paizuri
Anonymous No.279640369 >>279640387 >>279642075
>>279640346
You wouldn't last more than 30 seconds...
Anonymous No.279640387 >>279640462
>>279640369
They're like water balloons...
Anonymous No.279640462 >>279640567
>>279640387
Full of delicious cat milk very rich in protein
Anonymous No.279640550 >>279640752
>>279640289
that's a GOD you sick fuck
Anonymous No.279640567 >>279640645
>>279640462
For some reason pasties get me harder than actual nudity
Anonymous No.279640645 >>279640686 >>279640842 >>279640937 >>279641065
>>279640567
It's because you're a pervert..
Anonymous No.279640686 >>279640937
>>279640645
hot damn
Anonymous No.279640752 >>279640862
>>279640550
Hachikami!
Anonymous No.279640842 >>279640924 >>279641065
>>279640645
PUSSY, SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX !
Anonymous No.279640862
>>279640752
I need a magical fire sisters (guest sistering Nadeko) arc with Snail as the Zordon and Doll as their mascot
Anonymous No.279640924 >>279641065 >>279641377
>>279640842
Cat tit pussy
Anonymous No.279640937 >>279641404
>>279640645
>>279640686
so that's why the top was so loose
Anonymous No.279641019 >>279641035
insider sources have told me that Karen doesn't shave. i refuse to elaborate.
Anonymous No.279641035
>>279641019
That doll has seen some shit.
Anonymous No.279641065 >>279641155 >>279641377
>>279640645
>>279640842
>>279640924
Writefagging Hanekawa's delicious paizuri and threesome sex with araragi and senjo-cuck.
Anonymous No.279641076 >>279641114 >>279641313 >>279643822
Wait, can Ougi drive? Is Ougi allowed to drive? Is that an ability inherited from Araragi?
Anonymous No.279641114 >>279641246
>>279641076
Are you going to stop her?
Anonymous No.279641155
>>279641065
>Writefagging Hanekawa's delicious paizuri and threesome sex with araragi and senjo-cuck.
Interested
Anonymous No.279641164 >>279641261
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THIS BIRD
Anonymous No.279641246
>>279641114
I will call the cops
did he steal the car from araragi or materialize one with inherited oddity ability?
Anonymous No.279641261
>>279641164
I have so many webms of this bird
I don't even know which one is which anymore
Anonymous No.279641313
>>279641076
watch her run an innocent jiji or baba over
Anonymous No.279641377 >>279641701
>>279640924
>>279641065
When tsubasa-chan me become dick no more brain.
Anonymous No.279641390 >>279641410 >>279641588
How can bird be blood-related to araragi?
Anonymous No.279641404 >>279641575
>>279640937
>brutally titmogging Snek, then giving her the stretched-out top back
Anonymous No.279641410 >>279641585 >>279641588
>>279641390
something about his mom's egg being fertilized by the phoenix
Anonymous No.279641575 >>279641707
>>279641404
not to rain on catfag's parade but snake mogs her in almost every other aspect, perhaps even breasts
Anonymous No.279641585
>>279641410
I thought that bird completely replaced the child... like the cuckoo, who leaves the egg in another bird's nest
Anonymous No.279641588
>>279641390
>>279641410
Equating Tsukihi to an actual egg, the shell is the body and the insides are the soul. The phoenix only replaced the inside.
Anonymous No.279641701
>>279641377
Trusting in the air hoping to find soft and warm cat tit meat.
Anonymous No.279641707 >>279641895
>>279641575
I agree
Anonymous No.279641895
>>279641707
do you think La Creatura (Forma Serpiente) had a cloaca?
Anonymous No.279642075 >>279643050
>>279640369
I'll remember that 30 seconds for the rest of my life
Anonymous No.279642419 >>279642454 >>279643855
I'm spent. Time to watch kizu.
Anonymous No.279642454 >>279644244
>>279642419
Anonymous No.279643050
>>279642075
Where do I find a girl like Hanekawa, same breast size too.
Anonymous No.279643822
>>279641076
the local police isn't too great, they can't even catch the local sex offender
Anonymous No.279643855 >>279644244 >>279655901 >>279657116
>>279642419
time to watch the audio commentaries of the remake kizu movie*
Anonymous No.279643896 >>279643940
Can someone explain feeling cucked by the MC? If anything, I’d assume you’d self insert as the women getter MC in Araragi.
This is like when people say they hate BTR because they self inserted as the cuck. Well, why aren’t you self inserting as the bull in the first place?
Anonymous No.279643940
>>279643896
NTR*
Anonymous No.279643974 >>279648271
>koyokoyo
what are the chances he tops him
Anonymous No.279644056
>>279614046
>bites his tounge
Anonymous No.279644244 >>279645603
>>279642454
At part 1, I really enjoyed how expressive araragi is. Watching him lose his shit was very entertaining. Watching Hanekawa and knowing she loses after being first girl is heart breaking. She deserves a vampire edgelord bf. No matter how much cum I lose to her tits, she won't be happy.
>>279643855
I don't know what you mean by remake movie quite yet.
Anonymous No.279645494
>>279639544
Wasn't there a line specifically about Araragi taking way too long to stop breastfeeding?
Anonymous No.279645603 >>279647174
>>279644244
He is probably talking about the rerelease they did for 2024 to build back hype. While it fortunately kept all the loli ass, I heard it sadly removed the scene where 12nobu reaches into her brain so I'm not sure if it is worth it if you have time for the three original movies.
Anonymous No.279646372
Haunted Shinobu fumo that eats your donuts and calls you Omae-sama
Anonymous No.279646400 >>279646685
Oops, forgot the pic.
Anonymous No.279646685 >>279648163
>>279646400
Does she have bandaid?
Anonymous No.279647174
>>279645603
I look forward to it. Yeah my whole week is turning into this show so let me double check I'm watching the right one.
Anonymous No.279648163
>>279646685
See for yourself.
Anonymous No.279648271
>>279643974
Friday is pegging night
Anonymous No.279648352
I have a feeling this guy would come to life at night and try to molest my Miyako plush.
Anonymous No.279648432
I have a feeling this guy would come to life at night and try to molest my Miyako plush.
Anonymous No.279648486 >>279648522 >>279648753 >>279648903
I didn't think the skirt Nadeko wore here was even real nor did I think it was something a teenage girl would actually wear. I was recently proven wrong about this however...
Anonymous No.279648522
>>279648486
Read Nadeko Pool.
It's a short story.
Anonymous No.279648753 >>279648856
>>279648486
Why not? It's fluffy and cute.
Anonymous No.279648856 >>279648892 >>279649854
>>279648753
I just thought it was a nonsense skirt design made to show off her ass. I recently saw my cousin though and she was wearing a skirt that looked exactly like it (complete with the butt cheeks). Reality is stranger than fiction.
Anonymous No.279648892
>>279648856
I hope you gave your cousin some nice head pats.
Maybe played a little Twister.
Anonymous No.279648903
>>279648486
I really wish we lived in a world as sexual as Monogatari
Anonymous No.279649854 >>279650165 >>279650234
>>279648856
Why are cousins like this?
Anonymous No.279650165
>>279649854
We must always have temptations, perhaps it makes us stronger.
Anonymous No.279650234 >>279651770
>>279649854
Just think of it this way, the relationship is reciprocal. You are the cousin of fantasy to them as well.
Anonymous No.279650991
I unironically watch this for the dialog
Anonymous No.279651770
>>279650234
An interesting idea
Anonymous No.279652661 >>279652997
Hang on wait this was Tsukihi's outfit?
Lewd!
Anonymous No.279652997 >>279653047
>>279652661
It's probably part of the reason Tsukihi immediately rushed off to fetch supplies to kill them painfully with. It looked like they were roleplaying on top of everything else.
Anonymous No.279653047 >>279653434
>>279652997
>yandere bird thighs
...
...
boner intensifies
Anonymous No.279653434
>>279653047
Erotic
Anonymous No.279653982 >>279655964
Don't snail
Open inside
Anonymous No.279655901 >>279656425
>>279643855
Oh wow I just discovered why the commentary tracks are special for this series. God damn it my watch time is going to double now. I hope these are as fun as they seem. What a madlad thing to do instead of director commentary.
Anonymous No.279655964
>>279653982
I would be so aroused if she was doing that to my crotch
Anonymous No.279656425
>>279655901
yeah, I also couldn't believe that nisio would be insane enough to just double the episode's dialogue like it's nothing.
>I hope these are as fun as they seem
The dialogue can be really random, even more than usual. When you feel tired or bored, then only watch the audio commentaries with your favorite characters. here's a sheet describing which audio commentaries have which commentators
Anonymous No.279656433 >>279657393
https://x.com/shaft_50th_ex/status/1933449264736448720
50th anniversary for shaft soon
Anonymous No.279656517
Guillotine-jobber
Anonymous No.279657116 >>279657873
>>279643855
what's the release with commentaries?
Project Turboblast No.279657393
>>279656433
They should celebrate by giving the fans what they want no bandaid
Anonymous No.279657873
>>279657116
all commentaries except the ones from monster and off season are translated if that's what you mean
Anonymous No.279658157
>>279581236
He has a girl-friend, a love slave, a soul-mate, and two sister-wives.
Anonymous No.279659712 >>279660182
Glazing donuts
Anonymous No.279660182 >>279660556
>>279659712
Giving Shinobu donuts as a trade...
Anonymous No.279660556 >>279660629
>>279660182
for stepping on your face?
Anonymous No.279660629 >>279660776
>>279660556
Why does Shaft give her frames like this...
Anonymous No.279660776 >>279661283
>>279660629
this season is almost as bad as nise, you've got feet assaulting you in every scene
Anonymous No.279661283
>>279660776
Toe and Gripper Season
Anonymous No.279661989 >>279662229 >>279662799 >>279663470
Araragi canonically had sex with every member of the main cast of Madoka Magica.
Anonymous No.279662229
>>279661989
Anonymous No.279662799 >>279663156 >>279663245
>>279661989
Uh oh someone isn't going to like this
Anonymous No.279663156
>>279662799
Hitagi actually gave him permission to do it
Anonymous No.279663245 >>279663547
>>279662799
It's not Alpha Charlie Kilo, is it?
Anonymous No.279663470 >>279663501 >>279663695
>>279661989
Anonymous No.279663501
>>279663470
The one on his left looks like Kaga Ai from SZS.
Anonymous No.279663547 >>279664963
>>279663245
Cute pits on Monkey
Anonymous No.279663651
time for another monogatari rewatch
Anonymous No.279663695 >>279674390
>>279663470
>Madoka in her innocence would approach Araragi after watching him fight an oddity
>She'd try to ask him to help her hunt witches, but he'd instead invite her to his house
>You know what happens to her after that point
>Later, Homura would come searching for Madoka
>She'd stand up to Araragi and puff her chest out
>She'd immediately fail however when he touches said chest
>Sayaka is a dummy who probably would approach Araragi wanting to touch his muscles or something
>She'd pretty much just walk into the situation the moment she sees Madoka there, even with Homura waving her arms and shaking her head
>Kyoko would become suspicious the moment she feels like Sayaka is being treated wrong
>She'd actually put up a fight against Araragi but would lose to Shinobu surprisingly doing a flying kick out of the shadows
>Shinobu just wanted to steal her Pockies, Araragi then drags her home
>A few days later Araragi is taking his megucas for a walk
>He then spots Mami across the street
>He immediately runs through traffic and then proceeds to grope the shit out of her melons
>The rest of the magical girls then watch as he proceeds to attempt to have sex with her in the nearby grass
I sadly haven't watched those other shows so I can't make up scenarios for the other JCs.
Anonymous No.279664963
>>279663547
Sexyaka
Anonymous No.279666533 >>279666762
It would be an interesting arc if Araragi's sisters' "boyfriends" manifested as oddities.
Anonymous No.279666762 >>279666774 >>279667341
>>279666533
Rosokuzawa could discover that Tsukihi's hymen regenerates and go crazy though apparently they are in a 'chaste' relationship
Anonymous No.279666774 >>279666858
>>279666762
Those legs are mesmerizing
Anonymous No.279666858 >>279666915
>>279666774
I would accept a chaste relationship If I could kiss them daily
Anonymous No.279666915 >>279666979 >>279668033
>>279666858
I would beg her for one single thighjob
Anonymous No.279666979 >>279667426
>>279666915
Built for leglock. But she's a proper girl so you're lucky if you get to touch her before marriage
Anonymous No.279667341
>>279666762
I like shots like these where you only realize just how sexy they are when you see them out of context. While some characters like Shinobu are obviously deliberately made sexy in many scenes, I'm not sure it is always deliberate either. It is just a side effect of Shaft putting actual effort into drawing the characters. Realer looking anatomy is sexier in general, Shaft is one of the few studios left that doesn't outsource everything to seajeets who can't draw so good.
Anonymous No.279667426 >>279667585
>>279666979
Her body is incredibly lewd, so all the teasing would just make the wedding-night sex even hotter.
Anonymous No.279667585 >>279667928
>>279667426
Thanks to tokyo metropolitan ordinance, she remains pure and unspoiled
Anonymous No.279667815
I just read that Suruga Bonehead was in between Sodachi Fiasco and Tsukihi Undo, yet I haven't seen it. Why?
Anonymous No.279667928
>>279667585
She's so soapy
I wonder if she'd at least let us take baths together before marriage
Anonymous No.279668033 >>279668071
>>279666915
I enjoy all the leg and thigh appreciation posts, but this specific position with the face cut off demands deepthroating.
Anonymous No.279668046 >>279668073
Here’s your Hanekawa Black.
Anonymous No.279668071
>>279668033
You make a compelling point
Anonymous No.279668073
>>279668046
I can't see her boobs from space so It cant be her.
Anonymous No.279668148
Here’s your Hanekawa Black-ED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfltbkdSBUM
Anonymous No.279668921 >>279668954 >>279670280
Luv Bird
Indifferent to Bee
Don't like FFM doujin
Anonymous No.279668954 >>279669480
>>279668921
That sounds like a painful life.
Fortunately I luv bird, luv bee, and love FFM doujins.
Anonymous No.279669480
>>279668954
>That sounds like a painful life.
Tis
Anonymous No.279669707 >>279669945 >>279670799
Araragi will never know
Anonymous No.279669945 >>279670020
>>279669707
Sauce, NAO
Anonymous No.279670020 >>279670133 >>279670318
>>279669945
@KenMaruART7
Anonymous No.279670133 >>279670184
>>279670020
>her whole forearm
Anonymous No.279670184
>>279670133
Would you expect anything else from Nadeko?
Anonymous No.279670280
>>279668921
I love when they focus on nostrils.
Anonymous No.279670318
>>279670020
>literally a cloaca
Anonymous No.279670424 >>279670520 >>279671473 >>279672524
https://files.catbox.moe/zw21lu.png
Anonymous No.279670520
>>279670424
Tasteful Snail nude
Anonymous No.279670799
>>279669707
this guy makes some good art
Anonymous No.279670831
hopefully some new announcement will drop during that shaft anniversary
Anonymous No.279671070 >>279671413 >>279671710
what i hated about this series is how every girl cut her hair short after finishing her arc, the first time it pissed me off so much i dropped it for a decade and only started watching it recently
long hair tsukihi almost makes up for it
Anonymous No.279671413 >>279671574
>>279671070
None of the girls really look bad with short hair. The only case I can think of that looks bad is Karen at first in Nise due to being drawn weird. But she very quickly grows a mini ponytail back.
Anonymous No.279671473 >>279671573
>>279670424
It's honestly annoying how much Monogatari makes me want to jerk off. I can't fap 10 times a thread, my dick hurts after a while!
Anonymous No.279671573
>>279671473
Shaft has killed trillions
Anonymous No.279671574 >>279672073
>>279671413
both crab and cat having short hair at the same time was too much for me. nadeko also looks terrible in my opinion
Anonymous No.279671710 >>279671812 >>279671876
>>279671070
I have the same visceral reaction. I hate it. I haven't gotten to it yet. Kind of happy they didnt make a big deal out of Hanekawa cutting hers. Just finished Karen Bee and am dreading that I for sure know Sengo is all downhill from here with her arc firmly done.
Kaiki was hilarious btw. I love Liar characters because of how inherently twisty they can be. In short bursts it's fun.
Anonymous No.279671812
>>279671710
it does seem like some short hair fetish, giving it to almost every character just blows my mind. even when the reverse happens it's only for a bit
Anonymous No.279671876 >>279671979
>>279671710
I thought Hanekawa only cut her hair in the beginning of Second Season, after Nise.
Anonymous No.279671979
>>279671876
Yeah that's where Im at. I've been watching the series entirely in the span of this single thread.
Anonymous No.279672073 >>279672525 >>279673867
>>279671574
the bigger the forehead, the cuter the girl!
Anonymous No.279672524
>>279670424
unf
Anonymous No.279672525 >>279672618 >>279673867
>>279672073
It should be full on illegal to criticize Nadeko's new haircut
Let her do with her hair what she wants
Anonymous No.279672618 >>279673146
>>279672525
> It should be full on illegal to criticize Nadeko
fixed
Anonymous No.279673146
>>279672618
The bloomered butt on the side is the cherry on top
Anonymous No.279673763 >>279673819
Anonymous No.279673797 >>279673819
Anonymous No.279673819 >>279673945 >>279673999
>>279673763
>>279673797
Do titfags really get aroused by this?
Anonymous No.279673867
>>279672073
>>279672525
Nadeko picked that haircut in an attempt to not look as cute
And it sure worked!
Anonymous No.279673945
>>279673819
unfortunately I don't like kids so the only character in monogatari that I find arousing is the cat cow and fully powered kiss shot in the kizu movies
Anonymous No.279673999
>>279673819
>titfags
Anonymous No.279674176 >>279676151
>unfortunately I don't like kids
never change, /a/
Anonymous No.279674390 >>279674441
>>279663695
>Kyouko
>Not being a top and reverse raping him
Anonymous No.279674441 >>279674492
>>279674390
She'd let him do whatever he wants to her if he simply promises her a couple coins to play her dancing game at the arcade. Maybe let her suck on a pocky too while he goes to town on her butt.
Anonymous No.279674492 >>279674696
>>279674441
More like she would tie him up and ride him for hours then steal his possessions and enslave him
Anonymous No.279674696 >>279674866
>>279674492
Araragi is the type to play dead for hours so she gives him the Sayaka corpse treatment. He'd justify it to the reader/viewer as him learning more about the enemy while Kyouko mounts him. I'd agree that in this situation he'd be absolutely helpless against her despite pretending to be in a position of power though. I wonder just how big her sexual appetite is, and also how long it takes to sexually drain a vampire...
Anonymous No.279674866 >>279674962
>>279674696
If her sexual appetite is on par with her actual appetite then she will probably milk your cock dry over and over by using her illusion magic to give you your erection back each time. I'd say she could satisfy him.
Well, it also depends on her experience. Canonically Kyouko is completely pure and clueless about sex. But with her design it's obvious that they moment she gets a taste of it she will become a femdom queen.
Anonymous No.279674962 >>279675071
>>279674866
All meguca are lewd, but she especially looks slutty. I'm not sure how anyone would be around her and resist giving her at least a little pat on the butt. Those shorts are practically begging for it.
Anonymous No.279675071
>>279674962
And her magical girl form too, exposed armpits and tights, her soul gem is also almost in a boob window and is actually on the perfect placement to be licked during sitting cowgirl, which i'm assuming is her favorite position.
I think the only meguca that rivals her in lewdness is devil homu. You know, the one with a literal succubus design involving an arrow pointing downwards to her paizuri area.
Anonymous No.279676151
>>279674176
I like kids which makes all of shinobu's fan service moot because I know she's a hag.
Anonymous No.279676224 >>279676377 >>279676769
goodbye, gatari thread
You were okay
Anonymous No.279676377 >>279676552
>>279676224
Great Nobu ass
Anonymous No.279676552
>>279676377
Nobu ass saving the thread on page 10
Anonymous No.279676769 >>279676799
>>279676224
cute squishinobu
Anonymous No.279676799
>>279676769
All gataris are soft with a little squish to 'em
Anonymous No.279676859 >>279676884 >>279676998
Anonymous No.279676884
>>279676859
Gorgeous back
Anonymous No.279676998
>>279676859
She is just like this constantly...