Would you give her a rare pokemon so she wouldn't be sad?

>>279587902 (OP)
ekans is pretty rare

>>279587902 (OP)
I'd give her my dick honestly.

>>279587902 (OP)
I'll give her my Pikachu from Viridian Forest

Did she ever say she's unhappy with her Pokemon and that she wants to catch a different one but can't?
A lot to learn from here.

>>279587902 (OP)
I would support her and encourage her to go back to chansey school

>>279588072
C'mon anon stop lying and just say you want to scalp her Indian-style like the rest of us. :p

>>279588072
Was she training to be a nurse?

>>279587971
She doesn't like her wobbeffet

>>279587902 (OP)
If she keeps her hair down I'll give her whatever she wants

Nope, best girl already exists

>>279587902 (OP)
I would hope that the hag kills herself

>>279587902 (OP)
>Her VA is involved in some polemic about Gaijins doing shit in nipland.
Based Megumi!

>>279587902 (OP)
A talking Meowth is the rarest pokemon of all.
Cherish what you have before I steal him.
>>279588618
But you didn't post Misty or Sabrina or Duplica or Marnie or Nemona.

>>279587902 (OP)
I will give her Arceus if she promises to keep her hair down

>>279588129
She wanted to be a nurse joy but couldn't didn't have the grades so she attended chansey school

>>279589913
I'd eat her egg if you know I mean.

>>279589913
>if you have learning difficulties, you will grow up to become a comic relief villain
Damn. I thought Pokemon was a kids' show.

>>279589913
>All those hopes and dreams destroyed because she wanted a bite to eat

>nobody wants to fuck prime 16-18 year old Jesse because 10-12 year olds exist
What's wrong with Pokemon fans?

>>279589913
Damn, couldn't cut it as a nurse so she had to be content with becoming a nurse's pet.

>>279590247
giwtwm

>>279590163
>What's wrong with Pokemon fans?
They're 10-12 years old and afraid of older girls.

>>279590163
Jessie's like 18 but she's written like a 30 year old. It's so weird

>>279590392
Jesse is the staff's dream girl.
Misty/Dawn/whatever is the target audience's dream girl.
What part is weird about that?

>>279590247
>Never made it as a wiseman,
>I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing

>>279590774
Meant to edit that
>Never made it as a wisewoman
>I couldn't cut it as a poor rocket stealing
>tired of living like a blind woman
>I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling
>And this is how you remind me of what I really am

>>279588737
You mean Clair or Lucy

>>279591168
I did not. Grow some taste.

>>279591114
This is probably some kind of cultural reference no one here understands because it's 3DPDmerican

>>279591251
Nta but it's from a Nickelback song

>>279591251
Retard.

>>279591218
Clair is perfect though

>>279591251
You're the minority here, tourist.

>>279591306
>>279591360
>>279591409
Thanks for confirming I'm not missing out.

>>279591251
>doesn't have it seared into his memory from endless radio play
ngmi

>>279591401
I like Arezu personally

>>279587902 (OP)
Isn’t having a pokemon that understands and speaks the human language a very rare pokemon?

>>279591306
portugal really misses nickelback
except with rocks

>>279593126
Meowth doesn't belong to Jessie and James

>>279593719
They threw rocks at Nickelback but they missed?
Imagine being a former empire but losing to Canadians.

>>279593733
Meowth may think he's all independent and shit, but realistically, who would hire a pokemon that isn't Chansey? Especially one that talks back.
He may be more sentient than Team Rocket's combined brain cell, but he doesn't understand human office politics, and that's why he keeps getting blased off again.

The thing about Jessie, James and Meowth is that they've have multiple opportunities to not just go legit, but be highly successful. They've displayed high proficiency in a number of fields time and time again. They've even been shown to be talented trainers if they actually bothered to put their effort into it. I mean, fuck, they could be insanely successful engineers if they wanted to, just look at all the fucking machines they've put together.

The problem is that every single time they get a taste of success, they decide "Nah, this isn't for me. I'm much happier being a criminal". Which is funny because being criminals is the thing that they're worst at. But it's also what makes them the happiest. They can't stop being incompetent criminals, not because it's all they're good at, but because it's the only thing that gives them any sense of fulfillment. Despite the endless setbacks, the constant failures, the frequent bouts of starvation they endure because they can't even afford the cheapest convenience store junk food, it still makes them happier than being proper, legitimate, successful business owners.

This is why I always find it funny how much people sympathize with them and want them to succeed for once. They succeed all the fucking time, only to grow bored and lose interest.

>>279594433
>"Nah, this isn't for me. I'm much happier being a criminal". Which is funny because being criminals is the thing that they're worst at. But it's also what makes them the happiest.
This is exactly why I sympathize with them. Lucky motherfuckers.

>>279593892
no, one actually hit chad and that's when he went "seeya" and left the stage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeDV3ERyc0k

>>279587902 (OP)
No fuck you, that Garchomp was a pain to raise

>>279595775
>that awkward silence
Dear diary, today Chad was a virgin.

>>279589913
>didn't have the grades
There might have been another factor.

>>279587902 (OP)
How about a super rare shiny magikarp with max IVs?

>>279596663
i can't tell which one is jessie

>>279596663
so it was nepotism

>>279596663
Are they grown in testtube

>>279587902 (OP)
i would send her blasting off again

What is she up to in anime these days?

>>279597272
In the anime it's stated that Joy is their family name and that all Nurse Joys are related, same with Officer Jennys

>>279596663
You can probably make Jessie look like a nurse joy, she just needs the haircut

>>279588618
fucking truth

>>279588618
Her and Dawn

>>279587902 (OP)
James won bigly

>>279587902 (OP)
Jessie with her hair down made me feel funny when I was a kid.

>>279600620
>Dawn

>>279601544

Jessie is definetely the most fun pokegirl to be around.
James is a lucky guy, she may not be as cute as some of the other top tiers but I'd rather have Jessie by my side than May or Dawn.

hair down uooh

>>279600998

>>279601747

>>279587902 (OP)
I think she'd appreciate a shuckle eventually

>>279601767

>>279601845
That's one lucky Shuckle.

>>279589913
what is a chansey school?

>>279601887

>>279600998
Same

Her stupid hair is just so it forms an R during the pose.

>>279587902 (OP)
>Would you give her a rare pokemon so she wouldn't be sad?
No because she'd give it to her boss

>>279590392
>Jessie is 18
What the fuck, I always thought she and James were in their 20s or something.

>>279587920
Ekans is Snake backwards.

>>279590163
Jesse got the Misato treatment. The best girl dangled in front of the entire audience for an entire generation, just too young and inexperienced to see it.

>>279602159
They are, that anon is retarded.

>>279590392
her dub VA makes her sound a lot more like an adult

>>279590356
I remember being "afraid" of older girls around that elementary age but 1 day some neighbor girls who were like 3 years older chased us and we ran back to our house and when we opened the door to run inside our little scottish terrier mix dog ran out the door and chased them back and I realized they aren't so tough since they fled screeching

>>279587902 (OP)
I’ve got a rare Pokemon in my pants alright.
>DICKLET I CHOOSE YOU!

>>279589913
I always like the team rocket focused episodes

>>279590163
It’s the hair and the voice

>>279599606
imagine the shimaidon

>>279602546
Back in the GTS days I nicknamed a Marrowak "Marrowank" and send it for a trade.

Sometimes I wonder whwre it ended up and if the trainer who got it laughed with the joke.

I would give her a lifetime of happiness.

>>279591114
not using?
>>And this is how pikachu remind me of what I really am

>>279587902 (OP)
>Would you give her a rare pokemon so she wouldn't be sad?
Yes.

>>279588095
>to scalp her Indian-style
What kina sex position is that?

>>279602344
Based James.
My hero MY KANG

off-topic question here, is Ash really 10 years old throughout the whole series?

>>279602190
>arbok