dont worry about it

The fact that they don't have long smartphones means that umas are those types of assholes that blare their conversations on speakerphone for all passerby to hear. Why go through the effort of making the long uma phone receiver but not the effort to figure smartphones out?

>>279588840
But are horses the kind of assholes who hold their smartphones like hot dogs?

>>279588840
moreover I want to see a trainer or other human on one of the long handled landlines

>>279588840
>blare their conversations on speakerphone for all passerby to hear
as befits the zoomer bor--wait a second these horses are all kinda old!

>>279588947
Now I've just imagined a payphone with two recievers that requires the weight of both to end a call.

>>279588382 (OP)
To be fair these never make sense for humans either, for whatever reason one of my phones have the sound coming from the same place you talk to so you have to be moving it around in a conversation or just using the speaker option...

>>279592088

>>279593693

I had a dream that there was a horse girl called “Sounding Natural” and she was upset because fans kept making jokes on social media about how she’s a natural at sounding urethras

>>279588840
I hate putting phones to my ear, sis. It's all dirty and hot and stuff.

>>279594725
Stop using chinkphones that burn up due to the battery and 7G gamma waves