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Anonymous No.279588421 >>279588613 >>279589041 >>279589088 >>279589378 >>279589659 >>279590292 >>279591635 >>279591662 >>279593342 >>279594053 >>279594309 >>279599450 >>279606834 >>279617429 >>279625962 >>279638367 >>279638972 >>279647421 >>279657036
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Anonymous No.279588568 >>279588613 >>279588636 >>279591662 >>279597670 >>279602081
perfect tits-to-hips ratio
sex
Anonymous No.279588613 >>279588675 >>279603505
>>279588421 (OP)
>>279588568
that's a man
Anonymous No.279588636 >>279588679 >>279588707
>>279588568
I prefer a more toddlerlike figure personally. It's extremely erotic. The thinner the hips and smaller the tits, the better.
Anonymous No.279588675
>>279588613
out of ten
Anonymous No.279588679
>>279588636
>stick figure fetishist
Anonymous No.279588707
>>279588636
>I like little boys.
Anonymous No.279588905 >>279589059 >>279594291
flat elves are shit and unappealing
Anonymous No.279589041
>>279588421 (OP)
Flat elves are ambrosia and appealing.
Anonymous No.279589059 >>279589075 >>279594291
>>279588905
elves should be flat and androgynous, anything else is blasphemy
Anonymous No.279589075 >>279589084 >>279634178
>>279589059
Only gay faggots like androgyny.
Anonymous No.279589084
>>279589075
>gay faggots
as opposed to straight faggots?
Anonymous No.279589088 >>279589323
>>279588421 (OP)
Perfect ears-to-shoulders ratio
SEX
Anonymous No.279589323 >>279589363
>>279589088
The longer the ears, the cuter the elf.
Anonymous No.279589363 >>279589558
>>279589323
Frieren's ears to shoulder ratio is the worst
Anonymous No.279589378 >>279601967
>>279588421 (OP)
Sui-chan looks like this
Anonymous No.279589558
>>279589363
You are the worst
Anonymous No.279589659
>>279588421 (OP)
i have a fetish for stomach punching
Anonymous No.279590292 >>279590562
>>279588421 (OP)
Perfect ears, not too fat and not too thin
Anonymous No.279590562 >>279591103 >>279591234 >>279611574
>>279590292
Fat ears are perfect.
Anonymous No.279590738
The younger the sexier. No exceptions.
Anonymous No.279591103 >>279591212
>>279590562
please don't post this ugly and sterile mutt
Anonymous No.279591212
>>279591103
Anonymous No.279591234 >>279591352
>>279590562
I like Marcille but I prefer the snipped dark elf more.
Anonymous No.279591352 >>279593324 >>279594429
>>279591234
She is actually a mutt. True dark elves are vantablack.
Anonymous No.279591635 >>279604781 >>279609107
>>279588421 (OP)
Hips are way too big.
This isn't even about "having an ass" because of well-trained hip muscles or some healthy fat deposits, that's outright "am I cute, ugu" levels of fucked up anatomy.
If it weren't this late at night, I'd retouch the image, so have some Flandre instead.
Anonymous No.279591662 >>279593330
>>279588421 (OP)
>>279588568
That’s a futa
Anonymous No.279593324
>>279591352
That's fine by me.
Anonymous No.279593330 >>279593854
>>279591662
please show proof, several examples if possible
Anonymous No.279593342
>>279588421 (OP)
The perfect body type
Anonymous No.279593854
>>279593330
The proof is inside this noose, stick in your head to see it up close.
Anonymous No.279594053
>>279588421 (OP)
What a cute.
Series was trash though, protagonist too.
Anonymous No.279594291
>>279588905
>>279589059
Shut up you faggot pedos
Anonymous No.279594309
>>279588421 (OP)
Didn't the creator of this elf call to murder Koreans on Twitter?
Anonymous No.279594328
>new Peachpulsar elf porn
Anonymous No.279594429 >>279602328
>>279591352
Neither is dark elf.
Flamela is best elf though.
Anonymous No.279594820 >>279594884
Anonymous No.279594884
>>279594820
Flamela's metal vocalist stance better be animated in exploitable manner
Anonymous No.279594962 >>279603261
This should help explain (too big)

https://litter.catbox.moe/dqrwdil6j0zit92p.mp4
Anonymous No.279596419 >>279596495 >>279611132
Anonymous No.279596469 >>279596528 >>279600452
Elf (forma gorda).
Anonymous No.279596495 >>279596533
>>279596419
This did not need to be a video
Anonymous No.279596528 >>279600452
>>279596469
Anonymous No.279596533
>>279596495
I think I don't have the resulting image. Just this.
Anonymous No.279596556
Anonymous No.279597670
>>279588568
I see you're a man of culture as well
Anonymous No.279599450 >>279600367
>>279588421 (OP)
god I wish elven women were real
Anonymous No.279600367
>>279599450
y-yeah
Anonymous No.279600452 >>279601028
>>279596469
>>279596528
THERE are my precious fat elves

I was wondering if I would see them, or if I would have to post them myself
Anonymous No.279601028
>>279600452
The chubsters march on (but not very quickly).
Anonymous No.279601967 >>279612885
>>279589378
>Sui-chan looks like this
no
Anonymous No.279602081 >>279604565 >>279606834 >>279619998 >>279623802
>>279588568
Anonymous No.279602328 >>279602444
>>279594429
did she ever explain what's up with those nelves?
Anonymous No.279602444 >>279606615 >>279630489
>>279602328
apparently it's a recessive genetic trait, assuming the Mendel laws of genetics work for Erufus Dunmeshus Sexoens
And elves adore it.
Anonymous No.279603261 >>279606751
>>279594962
Do kids these days really enjoy this schizo ADHD shit?
Anonymous No.279603505
>>279588613
Zamn!
Anonymous No.279604565
>>279602081
built for big goblin cock
Anonymous No.279604781 >>279609107
>>279591635
I dunno what trannies you've been with anon but actual women do have wide hips
Anonymous No.279606615
>>279602444
I'd like to see that irl
Anonymous No.279606712
post more flat elves
Anonymous No.279606751
>>279603261
Kids? Don't you mean adults?
Anonymous No.279606834
>>279588421 (OP)
>>279602081
Literally made for anal sex.
Anonymous No.279608333
Anonymous No.279609107
>>279591635
>Hips are way too big.
found Masamune Shirow
>>279604781
this, it's a defining trait of female anatomy
Anonymous No.279609365
Anonymous No.279609586
Shame about her anus.
Anonymous No.279610734
Anonymous No.279611132
>>279596419
>Still looks like AI
Anonymous No.279611574 >>279611672
>>279590562
Marcilles ear aren't even sharp. She has disgusting butter knife ears, no doubt proof of her mutt lineage.
Anonymous No.279611627
Anonymous No.279611672 >>279611742 >>279612638
>>279611574
Marcille's mom is the best, but she should have get knocked up by an elf, even is she married a tallman
Anonymous No.279611693 >>279617205
Anonymous No.279611742
>>279611672
>went almost full Pirotess
Man, I wish Kui drew Deedlit
Anonymous No.279612202 >>279612593
Flamela
Anonymous No.279612419 >>279612662
fuck humans
Anonymous No.279612593
>>279612202
Anonymous No.279612638
>>279611672
Marcille's mom should have gotten knocked up by me.
Anonymous No.279612662
>>279612419
should not
Anonymous No.279612885 >>279613789
>>279601967
Suisei not that bitch
Anonymous No.279613789 >>279614248
>>279612885
Suiseiseki?
Anonymous No.279614248
>>279613789
No
Anonymous No.279616180
Anonymous No.279617205 >>279617401 >>279630693
>>279611693
Does Patty have the best genetic stock out of three sisters to continue her noble lineage? Her parents don't seem to think so
Anonymous No.279617401 >>279617701 >>279618253 >>279630693
>>279617205
She will prove them wrong by uniting their house with the super-rich house of Kerensil whose sons usually marry things like famous pretty actresses
Anonymous No.279617429 >>279617449
>>279588421 (OP)
I remember this one, was one of my favorite Isekai manga back in the day.
Anonymous No.279617449 >>279617475 >>279617573
>>279617429
cute bitches, shit story/MC tho
Anonymous No.279617475
>>279617449
>cute bitches
except the M2F who murders people without punishment and moves in with the MC after transitioning
Anonymous No.279617573 >>279617627
>>279617449
Yeah I don't think the story was anything special but it had cute girls and it was fun. I still remember the NTR bait they tried to pull with that other hero guy lmao
Anonymous No.279617627 >>279619465
>>279617573
the real NTR was the writing quality that arc, kek, atrocious
Anonymous No.279617701 >>279618058
>>279617401
Damn, why is she built like that? She looks like hyperborean twink falconer
Anonymous No.279618058 >>279624866 >>279630693
>>279617701
She's just 160cm and Mithrun 155cm, but usually it looks like the difference is bigger.
Anonymous No.279618253
>>279617401
that pic really drives her nose home, usually it's milder
Anonymous No.279618324 >>279619640
will this be animated
Anonymous No.279618618
Anonymous No.279619465
>>279617627
Pretty good art
Anonymous No.279619640
>>279618324
Probably not. But rather based on voice acting during the "incident", we will finally get to know for sure if she liked it or not
Anonymous No.279619794 >>279621248
What are elven courtship rituals?
Anonymous No.279619998 >>279625706
>>279602081
She is unbelievably beautiful. Can't believe she's in that kuso series
Anonymous No.279621248 >>279635933
>>279619794
They're probably like pandas
Anonymous No.279621422 >>279625644 >>279636634
Elinalise has really pleasing ears. Marcille and the the Otaku's fat ears are kind of nasty. Mariabell and Mariabelle are also nice.
Anonymous No.279623674
Anonymous No.279623740
Anonymous No.279623802
>>279602081
TITS TOO BIG
EWWW
Anonymous No.279623963
Anonymous No.279624682 >>279624718 >>279625741 >>279636634
Elf ears should wiggle
Anonymous No.279624718
>>279624682
And they should be gyarus.
Anonymous No.279624866
>>279618058
God Fleki is so fucking bad
Anonymous No.279625644
>>279621422
Anonymous No.279625706 >>279625959 >>279630213 >>279630708
>>279619998
Not even the best elf in that series.
Anonymous No.279625741
>>279624682
Anonymous No.279625862 >>279631299
How would you respond if an elf wiggled her ears at you?
Anonymous No.279625959 >>279630213
>>279625706
AWWW
Anonymous No.279625962 >>279626952
>>279588421 (OP)
Holy Built
Anonymous No.279626952 >>279627362
>>279625962
based divine caster enjoyer
gotta say I would build her as a gish and throw in another big titty elf as a priestess/shaman
Anonymous No.279627362
>>279626952
big titty bladesinger or fighter/mage and a slender coathanger girl priestess that has great difficulty filling her vestments sounds cute too tho
Anonymous No.279627578 >>279627930 >>279628125
elves should be flat NOT fat
big titty elves are just shit
Anonymous No.279627930
>>279627578
Stop being gay
Anonymous No.279628125 >>279628406
>>279627578
HEA herself wants massive knockers, look at her face when she watches the cowgirl or who was it in that scene
Anonymous No.279628163 >>279628243 >>279628322 >>279629438
Jap Lewd elves > Westoid Manface elves
Anonymous No.279628168
Anonymous No.279628243
>>279628163
Westerners are just faithfully using their own women as models. Forgive them, that's all they have to work with.
Anonymous No.279628322 >>279628390
>>279628163
I've seen some cute player made elves in vanilla BG3.
Anonymous No.279628390
>>279628322
>scene
Wish there was a tool to import face from Dragon Age Inquisition or Veilguard
Anonymous No.279628406 >>279628483
>>279628125
All flatties want bazonkas and embarrassed when you tell them theyre cuter being flat as an anvil
Anonymous No.279628483
>>279628406
And stacked girls wish they had the freedom adn comfyness of washboards.
Everybody envies his or her neighbor as it should be.
Anonymous No.279629399
How about fake elves?
Anonymous No.279629438 >>279631830
>>279628163
And yet no Jap elf is half the waifu Galadriel is. Tolkien hard-carries Western elves but his best ones are unbeatable.
Anonymous No.279630213 >>279636736
>>279625706
>>279625959
Why are elves so shit with money?
Anonymous No.279630489
>>279602444
It's also associated with royalty, so much so you pretty much have to have that coloration to be ruler of the Western Elves.
Anonymous No.279630693 >>279636818
>>279617205
>>279617401
>>279618058
I need that pic of her making a report while getting fucked by Mithrun.
Anonymous No.279630708
>>279625706
Ling...
Anonymous No.279631299
>>279625862
Anonymous No.279631830 >>279633981 >>279634132
>>279629438
tolkien elves aren't real elves
Anonymous No.279633981 >>279634152
>>279631830
>real elves
Anonymous No.279634132 >>279634152
>>279631830
>real elves
Anonymous No.279634152 >>279636406
>>279634132
>>279633981
Anonymous No.279634178 >>279634219
>>279589075
>coming to this neck of the woods to post this crap
Not even a troll is this masochistic.
Has to be astroturfing at this stage. Reminder that the EU literally pays people to shift agenda on forums away from "pedophilia" nowadays. Even if it's not even a child or a human... or even sexual.

>anime should be illegal
This is what they will enforce soon.
I know my country has already lobbied for this.

>no anime
>no social forums
>no porn
>no gore
>no any media, only the rich privileged elites can do this because they can afford lawyers
Anonymous No.279634219
>>279634178
EU is a democracy. You literally elected a Blackrock executive to rule your country, enjoy!!!
Anonymous No.279634825
Reminder when anyone says "pedophilia" on /a/, they are probably a literal shill trying to gaslight the thread into existence.
Anonymous No.279635933
>>279621248
Imagine making an elf couple watch porn because it's been so long since they last did it that they forgot how it's done
Anonymous No.279636406 >>279650364
>>279634152
I hate that thing they do to make the eyes look bigger. She's cute either way.
Anonymous No.279636634 >>279636850
>>279621422
>>279624682
Anonymous No.279636736
>>279630213
She was orphaned as a child/teenager, forced to depart onto a RPG adventure alone to seek revenge.
Many years have passed, but she may have still been a kid. When she's buried, you see her personal posessions beside her sword were mostly toy keepsakes from her childhood place.

So unfair she was singled out of the cast to die while there's that heap of pet characters that get plot armor immunity in ridiculous situations (the GS&HW&Speargay missions? Rrreeeee).
Anonymous No.279636818 >>279653865
>>279630693
Was there any such pic? I need it too, for my research.
Anonymous No.279636850 >>279637109
>>279636634
Imagine getting to wake her up in the morning by nibbling her ear
Anonymous No.279637109
>>279636850
Don't play with sleeping elves, it can end badly.
Anonymous No.279638367
>>279588421 (OP)
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Anonymous No.279638398 >>279646183
Anonymous No.279638972
>>279588421 (OP)
Perfection
Anonymous No.279639087 >>279641548
Elves are supposed to look like this
Anonymous No.279640497
>not posted yet
Anonymous No.279641521
Reminder
Anonymous No.279641548
>>279639087
Anonymous No.279642451 >>279643164
Elves don't play music enough in anime.
Anonymous No.279643164
>>279642451
I'd like to believe it's because secretly they have no rhythm
Anonymous No.279644660
elves are for PROTECC
Anonymous No.279646183
>>279638398
Lies and slanders
Anonymous No.279647374 >>279647765 >>279652056
Cutest thing since Deedlit
Anonymous No.279647402 >>279647765 >>279652056
Anonymous No.279647421 >>279648048 >>279648165
>>279588421 (OP)
What's the point of being attracted to extremely childbearing hips if there would be nothing to feed them?
Anonymous No.279647765 >>279648914
>>279647374
>>279647402
I'm gonna say it
Anonymous No.279648048
>>279647421
flat chested women develop breasts after becoming pregnant
Anonymous No.279648165 >>279648893
>>279647421
There's some research that suggests that milk from small tits actually has more lactose in it than big booba milk.
Anonymous No.279648893 >>279648950 >>279649106
>>279648165
sounds like dfc propaganda
Anonymous No.279648914
>>279647765
Anonymous No.279648950
>>279648893
my mom was extra flat and thin and when she had me, she had more milk than other women that were in the maternity ward at the time, other babies were getting the excess
Anonymous No.279648965
There needs to be more anime with JC elves.
Anonymous No.279649106
>>279648893
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/38420902/
It's a real study, though I obviously can't judge how reliable is it
Anonymous No.279649511 >>279654183
I ship it
Anonymous No.279649937
Kui elves are so good, I hope the anime does them well.
Kind of wish she was less DnD influenced, but who isn't in the manga pond.
Anonymous No.279650364
>>279636406
How would you even know with all that make up and face filters?
Anonymous No.279650592
>modestly dressed elves
is this only possible in genderbending manga?
Anonymous No.279651889 >>279652056
would you
Anonymous No.279652056
>>279647374
>>279647402
>>279651889
Would. Sui is my favorite elf. Surely she will catch uncle one of these days.
Anonymous No.279653865
>>279636818
Love it.
Anonymous No.279654183
>>279649511
Flamela is mine
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Anonymous No.279657036
>>279588421 (OP)
Cute Elf.