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perfect tits-to-hips ratio
sex

>>279588421 (OP)
>>279588568
that's a man

>>279588568
I prefer a more toddlerlike figure personally. It's extremely erotic. The thinner the hips and smaller the tits, the better.

>>279588613
out of ten

>>279588636
>stick figure fetishist

>>279588636
>I like little boys.

flat elves are shit and unappealing

>>279588421 (OP)
Flat elves are ambrosia and appealing.

>>279588905
elves should be flat and androgynous, anything else is blasphemy

>>279589059
Only gay faggots like androgyny.

>>279589075
>gay faggots
as opposed to straight faggots?

>>279588421 (OP)
Perfect ears-to-shoulders ratio
SEX

>>279589088
The longer the ears, the cuter the elf.

>>279589323
Frieren's ears to shoulder ratio is the worst

>>279588421 (OP)
Sui-chan looks like this

>>279589363
You are the worst

>>279588421 (OP)
i have a fetish for stomach punching

>>279588421 (OP)
Perfect ears, not too fat and not too thin

>>279590292
Fat ears are perfect.

The younger the sexier. No exceptions.

>>279590562
please don't post this ugly and sterile mutt

>>279591103

>>279590562
I like Marcille but I prefer the snipped dark elf more.

>>279591234
She is actually a mutt. True dark elves are vantablack.

>>279588421 (OP)
Hips are way too big.
This isn't even about "having an ass" because of well-trained hip muscles or some healthy fat deposits, that's outright "am I cute, ugu" levels of fucked up anatomy.
If it weren't this late at night, I'd retouch the image, so have some Flandre instead.

>>279588421 (OP)
>>279588568
That’s a futa

>>279591352
That's fine by me.

>>279591662
please show proof, several examples if possible

>>279588421 (OP)
The perfect body type

>>279593330
The proof is inside this noose, stick in your head to see it up close.

>>279588421 (OP)
What a cute.
Series was trash though, protagonist too.

>>279588905
>>279589059
Shut up you faggot pedos

>>279588421 (OP)
Didn't the creator of this elf call to murder Koreans on Twitter?

>new Peachpulsar elf porn

>>279591352
Neither is dark elf.
Flamela is best elf though.

>>279594820
Flamela's metal vocalist stance better be animated in exploitable manner

This should help explain (too big)

https://litter.catbox.moe/dqrwdil6j0zit92p.mp4

Elf (forma gorda).

>>279596419
This did not need to be a video

>>279596469

>>279596495
I think I don't have the resulting image. Just this.

>>279588568
I see you're a man of culture as well

>>279588421 (OP)
god I wish elven women were real

>>279599450
y-yeah

>>279596469
>>279596528
THERE are my precious fat elves

I was wondering if I would see them, or if I would have to post them myself

>>279600452
The chubsters march on (but not very quickly).

>>279589378
>Sui-chan looks like this
no

>>279588568

>>279594429
did she ever explain what's up with those nelves?

>>279602328
apparently it's a recessive genetic trait, assuming the Mendel laws of genetics work for Erufus Dunmeshus Sexoens
And elves adore it.

>>279594962
Do kids these days really enjoy this schizo ADHD shit?

>>279588613
Zamn!

>>279602081
built for big goblin cock

>>279591635
I dunno what trannies you've been with anon but actual women do have wide hips

>>279602444
I'd like to see that irl

post more flat elves

>>279603261
Kids? Don't you mean adults?

>>279588421 (OP)
>>279602081
Literally made for anal sex.

>>279591635
>Hips are way too big.
found Masamune Shirow
>>279604781
this, it's a defining trait of female anatomy

Shame about her anus.

>>279596419
>Still looks like AI

>>279590562
Marcilles ear aren't even sharp. She has disgusting butter knife ears, no doubt proof of her mutt lineage.

>>279611574
Marcille's mom is the best, but she should have get knocked up by an elf, even is she married a tallman

>>279611672
>went almost full Pirotess
Man, I wish Kui drew Deedlit

Flamela

fuck humans

>>279612202

>>279611672
Marcille's mom should have gotten knocked up by me.

>>279612419
should not

>>279601967
Suisei not that bitch

>>279612885
Suiseiseki?

>>279613789
No

>>279611693
Does Patty have the best genetic stock out of three sisters to continue her noble lineage? Her parents don't seem to think so

>>279617205
She will prove them wrong by uniting their house with the super-rich house of Kerensil whose sons usually marry things like famous pretty actresses

>>279588421 (OP)
I remember this one, was one of my favorite Isekai manga back in the day.

>>279617429
cute bitches, shit story/MC tho

>>279617449
>cute bitches
except the M2F who murders people without punishment and moves in with the MC after transitioning

>>279617449
Yeah I don't think the story was anything special but it had cute girls and it was fun. I still remember the NTR bait they tried to pull with that other hero guy lmao

>>279617573
the real NTR was the writing quality that arc, kek, atrocious

>>279617401
Damn, why is she built like that? She looks like hyperborean twink falconer

>>279617701
She's just 160cm and Mithrun 155cm, but usually it looks like the difference is bigger.

>>279617401
that pic really drives her nose home, usually it's milder

will this be animated

>>279617627
Pretty good art

>>279618324
Probably not. But rather based on voice acting during the "incident", we will finally get to know for sure if she liked it or not

What are elven courtship rituals?

>>279602081
She is unbelievably beautiful. Can't believe she's in that kuso series

>>279619794
They're probably like pandas

Elinalise has really pleasing ears. Marcille and the the Otaku's fat ears are kind of nasty. Mariabell and Mariabelle are also nice.

>>279602081
TITS TOO BIG
EWWW

Elf ears should wiggle

>>279624682
And they should be gyarus.

>>279618058
God Fleki is so fucking bad

>>279621422

>>279619998
Not even the best elf in that series.

>>279624682

How would you respond if an elf wiggled her ears at you?

>>279625706
AWWW

>>279588421 (OP)
Holy Built

>>279625962
based divine caster enjoyer
gotta say I would build her as a gish and throw in another big titty elf as a priestess/shaman

>>279626952
big titty bladesinger or fighter/mage and a slender coathanger girl priestess that has great difficulty filling her vestments sounds cute too tho

elves should be flat NOT fat
big titty elves are just shit

>>279627578
Stop being gay

>>279627578
HEA herself wants massive knockers, look at her face when she watches the cowgirl or who was it in that scene

Jap Lewd elves > Westoid Manface elves

>>279628163
Westerners are just faithfully using their own women as models. Forgive them, that's all they have to work with.

>>279628163
I've seen some cute player made elves in vanilla BG3.

>>279628322
>scene
Wish there was a tool to import face from Dragon Age Inquisition or Veilguard

>>279628125
All flatties want bazonkas and embarrassed when you tell them theyre cuter being flat as an anvil

>>279628406
And stacked girls wish they had the freedom adn comfyness of washboards.
Everybody envies his or her neighbor as it should be.

How about fake elves?

>>279628163
And yet no Jap elf is half the waifu Galadriel is. Tolkien hard-carries Western elves but his best ones are unbeatable.

>>279625706
>>279625959
Why are elves so shit with money?

>>279602444
It's also associated with royalty, so much so you pretty much have to have that coloration to be ruler of the Western Elves.

>>279617205
>>279617401
>>279618058
I need that pic of her making a report while getting fucked by Mithrun.

>>279625706
Ling...

>>279625862

>>279629438
tolkien elves aren't real elves

>>279631830
>real elves

>>279631830
>real elves

>>279634132
>>279633981

>>279589075
>coming to this neck of the woods to post this crap
Not even a troll is this masochistic.
Has to be astroturfing at this stage. Reminder that the EU literally pays people to shift agenda on forums away from "pedophilia" nowadays. Even if it's not even a child or a human... or even sexual.

>anime should be illegal
This is what they will enforce soon.
I know my country has already lobbied for this.

>no anime
>no social forums
>no porn
>no gore
>no any media, only the rich privileged elites can do this because they can afford lawyers

>>279634178
EU is a democracy. You literally elected a Blackrock executive to rule your country, enjoy!!!

Reminder when anyone says "pedophilia" on /a/, they are probably a literal shill trying to gaslight the thread into existence.

>>279621248
Imagine making an elf couple watch porn because it's been so long since they last did it that they forgot how it's done

>>279634152
I hate that thing they do to make the eyes look bigger. She's cute either way.

>>279621422
>>279624682

>>279630213
She was orphaned as a child/teenager, forced to depart onto a RPG adventure alone to seek revenge.
Many years have passed, but she may have still been a kid. When she's buried, you see her personal posessions beside her sword were mostly toy keepsakes from her childhood place.

So unfair she was singled out of the cast to die while there's that heap of pet characters that get plot armor immunity in ridiculous situations (the GS&HW&Speargay missions? Rrreeeee).

>>279630693
Was there any such pic? I need it too, for my research.

>>279636634
Imagine getting to wake her up in the morning by nibbling her ear

>>279636850
Don't play with sleeping elves, it can end badly.

>>279588421 (OP)

>>279588421 (OP)
Perfection

Elves are supposed to look like this

>not posted yet

Reminder

>>279639087

Elves don't play music enough in anime.

>>279642451
I'd like to believe it's because secretly they have no rhythm

elves are for PROTECC

>>279638398
Lies and slanders

Cutest thing since Deedlit

>>279588421 (OP)
What's the point of being attracted to extremely childbearing hips if there would be nothing to feed them?

>>279647374
>>279647402
I'm gonna say it

>>279647421
flat chested women develop breasts after becoming pregnant

>>279647421
There's some research that suggests that milk from small tits actually has more lactose in it than big booba milk.

>>279648165
sounds like dfc propaganda

>>279647765

>>279648893
my mom was extra flat and thin and when she had me, she had more milk than other women that were in the maternity ward at the time, other babies were getting the excess

There needs to be more anime with JC elves.

>>279648893
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/38420902/
It's a real study, though I obviously can't judge how reliable is it

I ship it

Kui elves are so good, I hope the anime does them well.
Kind of wish she was less DnD influenced, but who isn't in the manga pond.

>>279636406
How would you even know with all that make up and face filters?

>modestly dressed elves
is this only possible in genderbending manga?

would you

>>279647374
>>279647402
>>279651889
Would. Sui is my favorite elf. Surely she will catch uncle one of these days.

>>279636818
Love it.

>>279649511
Flamela is mine

>>279588421 (OP)
Cute Elf.