Thread 279648993

Megumin is prime

>>279648993 (OP)
No wonder she won the Kazumabowl.

kazuma made the wrong choice

>>279649195
Cows cannot compete with Delicious Flat Chest.

>>279649195
dunno who the right is, but i wanna "cuddle" the fuck out of her

Rothschild's work day and night to ensure that I can never have this

>>279648993 (OP)
choice for defenestration

>Can only cast explosion once and faint
Sounds pretty lame

>>279650051
Enjoying every second of it

I love Megumin's

>>279650215
Megumin's...?

>>279648993 (OP)
14 isn't prime, anon.

>>279648993 (OP)
Is this what the kids are calling a hebe

The mage of consent

>>279650260
warcrimes in donbass

>>279648993 (OP)
At age 13 she is indeed a prime number.

Megumin/Megumin = 1
Megumin/2 = not integer
Megumin/3 = not integer

>>279650468
NERD

A Megumin gf was promised to me 3000 years ago

>>279649579
the fact that there isnt a single reply for this is sad, goes to show how many gooner garbage there is in here, plus anime only tards

>>279650759
Why would I reply to a link to something I already know about and have read?

>>279648993 (OP)
for me, it's YunYun

megumin shouting explosion before farting up your nose

>>279648993 (OP)
She's the mother of my childrens too.

>>279650468
> Megumin/Megumin = 1
So you are saying that Megumin != 0.

>>279651074
yes of course

>>279648993 (OP)
Of course. It goes Megumin > Aqua > Darkness. Anyone who likes Darkness is probably a fag. She's got manly features

>>279650051
>>279649563
hot

14 is the most attractive age

>>279652126
> No stocking on her left leg
Kill yourself

>>279649883
She is just like me fr fr.

>>279652639
Look closely anon, the stocking is being used as her gag. I prefer a big red ballgag myself, but some people love details like that

>>279652208
14 is great, but 13 is prime

>>279652715
I stand corrected, that's hot as fuck.
I'm forever grateful for your wisdom, anon.

>>279650215
My heart...!

darkness - paizuri/harapan
megumin - irrumatio
aqua - anal/god blow(job)
wiz - bullying
sylvia - pegging

>>279652947
> irrumatio

>>279652947
That's not pegging, that's just getting assfucked by a man.

>>279652990
a man with large tits, so it cancels out and becomes straight again

>>279649883
Megumin is the only reason Kazuma's group even wins anything. They just fumble around until they get the enemy in position for Megumin to nuke them with explosion

>>279653044
Negative. The presence of a penis other than your own immediately renders it incurably gay.

>>279653101
Darkness is the only reason Kazuma's group even wins anything. They just fumble around until the enemy gets tired from hitting Darkness.

>>279650260
friend

>>279652126
How are you people okay with just saving thumbnails

>>279653131
false. breasts are larger in mass and volume compared to the penis, which nullifies the gayness.

>>279653137
...?

>>279653156
Nah, she is blindfolded, you ruined it. kill yourself

>>279653044
Traps may be gay, but futa is ultragay homofag shit. Repent.

>>279653200
gonna cry?

>>279653213
Traps and futas aren't the same thing...?

>>279653264
It's like two different routes to the same destination, and that destination is gay.

>>279649431
just watch the show

>>279653200
Blindfold is awesome because it makes her hyper alert and anxious you literal gay person

>>279653213
i will only repent to the one true goddess eris

>>279648993 (OP)
...shit.

>>279653402
That's it, thread's over, guys, anon #279653402 thinks Megumin is shit, pack it up

>>279653264
traps are boys that look like girls (regular gay)
futas are "women" that have typically enormous dicks through some magical bullshit means (super hyper gay)

>>279652947
Wiz is for loving missionary. And doggystyle. And cowgirl.

Megumin back to back pregnancies until her body is more curvaceous than darkness

>>279654041
So many pregnancies that her belly looks saggy unless she's pregnant with octuplets again

>>279648993 (OP)
Pregumin

>>279650051
>>279650126
>>279653156
You guys think that Megumin is horny enough that she'd be down for being kept like pic related permanently?

>>279654565
yes

>>279654565
Nah, Crimson Demons die if they don't cast explosion magic at least once a day.

>>279649195
It wasn't really Kazuma's choice. Megumin just took Kazuma for herself and bullied the competition.

>>279650331
holy shit, look at those hips...

>>279649579
libro.
even though I'm an aquafag

>>279652208
>>279652770
12-15 is peak

>>279654565
that looks extremely unpleasant

>>279652947
aqua is for drunkenly cumming in her holy pussy and inseminating her

>>279652947
megumin is for sweaty, delirious full-body contact lovey-dovey sex

>>279656185
but the cum would turn into water wouldn't it?

>>279656222
aqua PURIFIES liquids
cum is already pure, as the fluid of life

>>279648993 (OP)
I prefer Komekko.

>>279655271
Wasn’t that light novel only and they retconned it for everything else?

>>279653931
>>279651029
Distinguished taste and correct choice

>>279650342
applause

Megumin is a whore.

>>279659807
It was a joke, anon.
Megumin said that to Beldia when he asked her to stop exploding his castle.

> Feetgumin
Feetgumin

>>279653373
Enlightened.

>>279653373
Gags > Blindfolds

>>279663654
What's she looking at?

>>279649563
Nowhere near enough energy drain art out there for Megumin, she's a walking mana battery, high value.

>>279648993 (OP)
So she can only be divided by one and herself?

>>279667916
She is looking at (you).
She loves (you).

Midgumin

>Megumin is prime
>not a single proof

what did they mean by this?

But 14 is not a prime number.

>>279672623
blind faggot

Iris is 13, which is prime. She's 139 cm tall, which is also prime.
Neither is true of Megumeme.

>>279648993 (OP)
Reminder

official art

>>279676354
They know their target audience.

>>279676354
>zero tits
>hip wider than head

>>279677720
It's a good body type.

>>279677797
Way too old

>>279678582
Not old enough.

>>279648993 (OP)
... toad-food?

>>279674319
This movie was hilarious.

>>279677720
>girl hasn't got hips wider than her head
Disinterest

>>279676354
Built for birthing scores of children throughout her teen pregnancies.

>>279654565
Rope bondage only would have been hotter.

>>279649195
>mudding his pure nippon genes by breeding with a filthy scandinavian thot
No, he made the right choice.

>>279677720
>hips wider than head
But that's a normal thing? Even men have hips significantly wider than their heads. Someone with a head wider than their hips would be a freak or a baby.
Now if you said
>waist slimmer than head
I'd get it (it's still a good thing however)

>>279679923
Does her hat stay on when impregnated?

>>279680595
Probably not. It would be hard to bend over and pick it up with a big pregnant belly every time it got knocked off. And with all the energetic little Megulings running around that's sure to happen often.

Megumin casting a spell that goes wrong and makes her capable of superfetation! Continuously pregnant megumin still ovulating during pregnancy and getting pregnant again! Megumin giving birth every month and having a 9 and 8 and 7 and 6 and 5 and 4 and 3 and 2 and 1 month pregnancy simultaneously forever!!

>>279681711
The population explosion spell

>Kazuma: I like older women!
>His gf: Megumin
>His backup imouto gf: Iris
Can't beat the hebe

>>279679387
Komekko is incredibly sexy in that pic, as is Megumin's exposed upper body as always.

Komekko would have starved to death without Megumin.

>>279653156
>>279652126
Fun to manhandle, but I want her hands and mouth free.

>>279654868
Girly nails

>>279649579
Cute shit

>>279650342
Makes her own money, can blow up a castle, doesn't get shaken down by merchants. Adult enough.

>>279652208
Not remotely. Megumin is just special.

>>279648993 (OP)
Choose

>>279684099
>not going for the harem route
You wouldn't make it as an isekaijin

>>279684099
Obvious pick is Megumin.

>>279653651
You see, the magical bullshit penis is warping the woman's mind with lust. If she accepts it as part of her body, then she's just super horny. If she doesn't, then it's a dick unattached to a man to pleasure herself with. And she's under time pressure to decide, because she doesn't have the boner control skills to calm it down. Can't cum in the wrong frame of mind while under a spell or it could stick.

>>279683210
He's full of shit and a lolicon.

>>279684099
Obvious pick is YunYun.

>>279684099
The most developed

>>279677720
It'll even out after the first baby. You can literally fix her with your dick.

>>279683210
He just had a flattie awakening
It happens sometimes

I want to rape

>>279686658
Convince a bitch to be hypnotized into forgetting she consented in a locked room with you.

>>279683210
He says that then chooses succubus Megumin in the brothel.

>>279680221
Nonsense, everybody knows leather and latex are superior to rope

>>279690281
You should actually watch that show.

She's so perfect

>>279648993 (OP)
Fake loli for fake lolicon.

>>279649579
I love this shit so much, makes me really sad that I will never have that IRL.

>>279649579
>1 4koma is 1 chapter
Really now?

>>279684099
Komekko

>>279690479
I did. It was great

>>279648993 (OP)
mid ass skank, aqua’s autism should’ve won anyone over.

>>279684099
Shimaidon with Megumin and Komekko!

>>279695788
Cute, she's smiling.

Aqua is best girl, as dumb as she is.

>>279690721
Molesting megumin paralyzed body after casting explosion.

>>279649195
Imagine getting a paizuri from both of them.

what a time for the Megumins of the world

>>279648993 (OP)
>just started watching this for the first time
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GUY’S PROBLEM? He’s got it fucking MADE man. Oh, waiter, my caviar is too tasty! My Kobe Beef is too tender! The weight of my giant sack of gold is too much for me!

GIMME A BREAK MAN

>>279700911
there's a chapter about that

>>279702416
I refuse

>>279702807
y anon?

Give mom

>>279690721
imagine the smell

>>279648993 (OP)
Bully chuuni

>>279684099
for me its nerimaki

>>279684099
Funifura!