Thread 279654611

If I was able to complete the 1st class mage exam then for my reward I absolutely would have asked Serie for a footjob.
No grimoire, just a sniff of her hair and a footjob please.

she is a virgin like all of us

>>279654611 (OP)
>missing out on the chance to acquire the "ultimate elf fucker" spell of scaling magic power and prolonged life
HUGE MISTAKE

If they kill Serie I'm going on a riot and never touching the story again.

>>279654611 (OP)
I would take the eternal life spell, then hide away in some cave and train for the next 10000 years, then come back and defeat serie (humans learn faster than elves) and make her my wife (she loves people stronger than her)

>>279654892
can human minds even handle living for that long?

>>279654611 (OP)
i would have asked for a hug and to hold her hand. i'm a dork, i know...

>>279655504
Having an elf around would make it bearable.

she'd tell you thats not a fucking grimoire and tell you to get the fuck out

>>279656326
Why is it not?

>>279654892
there is no eternal life spell
i would ask for a spell that makes someone love me

>>279655787
stinky elf

>>279654611 (OP)
What's with the retarded looking round faces?

>>279655787
>[Judas]
yikes

>>279654611 (OP)
id rather suck her toes tbqh

>>279654611 (OP)
I think she would have passed you in the exam for that.

>>279654892
I'm pretty sure that there is no known eternal life spell, and I don't think Serie sees anyone as being stronger than her.

>>279656410
Is there some sort of history surrounding their uploads that I missed, because they seemed fine to me. But then again, I don't hang on every word of the subs because the characters actually speak words and I'm not deaf

>>279656875
doesnt she directly state, in private to Frieren, that humans are more powerful and its only a matter of time?

>>279656937
They mention that she will one day be defeated, it will be by a human. But no human in specific so far. And probably is more about the role of humanity as a whole and how they progress as a society.

>>279656369
you would have to say "give me the grimoire that lets me get footjobs from elves"
you have play the game you fool

What do people find attractive in that girlboss?

>>279657147
feet

>>279657147
Sexy alto voice, murderous intent. Better body than Frieren

>>279657282
and legs

>>279657296
her voice is kind of sexy

>>279657296
>Better body than Frieren
we dont know that, only Fern has commented on her body. lets get Starks opinion.

Only Methode comes closest to hitting on her.

>>279657328
Not that the anime is gospel for how she looks, but she clearly has wider hips and bigger booba. She's even better endowed in the manga here >>279654804

Imagine Serie spanking Frieren in a battle

>>279654611 (OP)
why are lesbians so inconsiderate of how men feel about their bodies and what behavior is appropriate between the sexes?

>>279654611 (OP)
She'd laugh and tell you you've failed. If you did anything else she'd kill you.

Magic aside, would Serie be able to beat up Frieren?

>>279659472
She would orgasm first, therefore lose (the cumming competition).

>>279659472
She's had eons of free time, she probably mastered the warrior skill tree too

>>279654611 (OP)
The people who made the show said they are not sure if Serie is male or female

>>279659472
I looking those lesbian domestic violence statistics I think Serie has the advantage, but I don't have have the stats for DV between an osananajimi and a herbivore MC who can't take a hint

>>279659472
She's in better shape than Frieren

>>279659472
she has more muscle mass and would knock out Frieren in a fist fight

>>279657147
cute feet, vicious killer, smol, sex voice, gap moe

>>279659472
Frieren is more athletic, she should easily win a fistfight. Serie just sits on her throne all day and looks at her magical flowers.

No character ever before made me itch so much to overpower her with magic and rape her with magic
She needs correction with magic

>>279661176
>t.

>>279656931
Judas betrayed Jesus and didnt repent
He killed himself over the guilt and is in hell right now. According to Dante, (not canon, but pretty good fanfiction) he's in the final circle of hell which is reserved for traitors and is being constantly chewed in the mouth of satan alongside brutus and some other italian faggot who killed his dad or whatever. This is why you shouldn't have downloaded that upload

>>279657083
>"anon, there's no such grimoire. Just take out your member"

>>279654611 (OP)
I'd learn a spell that allow me to make anyone fart.
I'd use it on her and frieren.

>>279654611 (OP)
I would ask for a spell that lets me manipulate the tunnel effect.

>>279662571
This is incorrect.
Judas acted in accordance with Christ's prediction and will. Judas did not act out of his own free will. Judas did nothing wrong.

>>279662571
I suppose in between satan's mouth gnashes he's ripping and encoding animes for us all as part of his eternal penance. I don't have a problem with that.

>>279662571
>alongside brutus and some other italian faggot who killed his dad or whatever.
Cassius. Judas is in the mouth of Satan alongside Brutus and Cassius. Cassius is another one of Caesar's assassins, and was actually a childhood friend of Caesar (I am not making that up). Those three represent what Dante considered the three worst kinds of betrayal. Brutus represents betrayal against the family, Cassius represents betrayal against the state, and Judas represents betrayal against God

>>279661176
Silly Rance, you have no magic.

>>279663124
So he didn't actually betray anyone

>>279657366
cute feet

>>279664946
In 5D he has spells and in 6 for some reason he has magic stats, honorary wizard

>>279654611 (OP)
She is 1000+ years old, you sicko.

>>279659472
of course