It's CinGray Sunday umadacchi! New episode in a few hours!
Today's episode pv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQoHVF5cch8
>>279681657Why does this tomboy has fat tits?
>>279681673To feed our children
>>279681576 (OP)Can't wait to see my husband Sirius smacking bitches left and right
It is funny, whether it is intentionally or not, that recent Uma Musume entries keep ignoring Kikuka-sho, just like real life
In the Movie, where both Satsuki-sho and Derby are fully animated, Kikuka-sho is reduced to a mere 30s flashback
In CinGray, Kikuka-sho is not even mentioned, and the Classic feels like over after the Derby
>>279681761>In CinGray, Kikuka-sho is not even mentionedCreek's Kikukasho is right after the end of this cour.
Gold ship's kid just won Takarazuka today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM0SYQEwiKE
Time to see my wife Sirius in action.
Also, does anyone know when the show will resume with episode 14? Will the show take a month long break or a season long break or just go straight into it?
>>279681790Will take a break until Fall, I think.
>>279681800Could be wrong but I read somewhere (think it was on a yt comment) that it's planned for October.
>>279681800>>279681812I guess that's not too bad. It's a 4 month wait at most.
This really happened btw.
Wish she would hit me like that...
Sirius more like Jobberius
Who is this new character?
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They made Tamamo's face a bit more psycho than in the manga. Good change.
Kasamatsu gang is back in the ED
Oguri's new shoes too.
>>279681983>make debutOh shit. Imagine Norn and Oguri dancing and singing that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yeu9HQUt6TE
>>279681657She is an ugly bitch.
>>279681983Norn giving a "personal video" to Oguri...
>>279682092If this is true, it would be kino as fuck if Oguri dump her new shoes (which was kinda hinted on the latest manga chapter) and used the one Berno bought for her for the final Arima Kinen.
>>279681983The way they accentuate her tits with her sweater is just genius.
Even these uma NPCs will still drain your balls dry every single night for the rest of your married life with her.
>>279681788Went the entire 2200m on first place as well. Were there any strong contender in the line up?
>>279682221>every single one of them is stronger than March
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She looks like she's weak to anal
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A human male and his petite uma girlfriend
>>279682221I could've passed the trainer exam and helped one of these girls forge her own Twinkle Legend...
Would be kino if they showed a certain american stalkingwatching the race next week
A 5 second cameo would do
>>279682421It would have been great if there are other varieties of animal wives to choose from like cat girls and bunny girls.
>>279682457Maybe they'll hint her in the final episode of this cour.
Can they cover all of Akiten in one episode? If they do then I don't know what will they cover in the episode after it.
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Ugly little gremlin.
>>279682268Even Urara is stronger than March.
What happens if she opens her eyes?
>>279681962Who's the old man IRL counterpart? Is it her owner? The man who started his own farm and got BTFO so hard that he had to work hard jobs and divorced his wife because the farm went into deep debt?
>>279681961>she's so fast I can't see her anymore>that's because your hair is covering your face>flips hair>ah i can see her nowThis stupid exchange shouldn't be this funny. kek
The trannylators really love using "peak", don't they?
>>279682563It would be extremely painful.
>>279682647She fucks old men.
do third world brown immigrants exist in Uma Musume world's Europe?
Do race-baiting, terminally-online losers exist in Uma Musume's world?
Umabros, illuminate me
>Tamamo Cross was the strongest
>Oguri became the strongest after Arima and Tamamo's retirement
What Uma became the strongest when Oguri retired?
Are these her canon mates?
>>279682948Didn't 10 years happen between Oguri's retirement and Opera O domination?
>>279682967McQueen already?
>>279682983Stallions can't mate stallions, anon...
>>279683003I forgot about the ear accessories...
>>279683003There are gay horses you chud.
>>279682983Yes but only if you are a faggot.
Next episode will be a doozy since she jobs not once, but twice.
>>279683052True, why else would Grass get a boner...
>Oglin's extremely cute uncontained excitement upon sighting Joe
It'd be nice to be on the receiving end of that someday...
is there footage of the IRL version?
>This mare is Rude, so we will name her Rudy
>This horse is small, so we will name her Mini
>Well, now about the slut mare...
>>279683083A legend need its up and downs. Makes for the most kino of stories.
>tfw no cute horse daughter who perks up when she hears your name
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>>279683147victim
秋の復帰初戦となるはずであった毎日王冠では発走前にシリウスシンボリに蹴られるハプニングが起こり、発走除外の憂き目にあった。
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>>279682611You can feel their strong determination to use that word no matter what. Also, the subtitles today are really bad. Some of them were completely made up.
>>279683838Her giant forehead truly bothers me. Why is it so big?
>279682910
Found the endian
>>279683854For forehead kissu after winning races and umapyoi
>>279683854That's her best part anon.
Should have an uninterrupted 26 episodes cour. I don't want to wait.
>>279683854Shit taste.
>>279681576 (OP)>today's strategy is... take the outer path againreally?
>>279684107I can fix her...
>>279684187Why do they hate us that much?
>>279682647Belno is an angel.
>>279683838Very annoyingly the JP subs are missing from this episode, this happened for episode 3 too
>>279684166Hons go fast ain't exactly Moltke's tactical problems anon.
the BEAST reached the PEAK
I'm starting to think watching those random YouTube shorts of these two being dorks from the game wasn't a good idea.
>>279684336Impressive how they give a horse girl that short so much aura.
How does she do it bros?
>>279684353Results speak, simple as.
>>279684336They are dorks. It is normal for them to act like one.
Clearly Jo should just marry Oguri's mom.
>>279684518agreed without 's mom
>>279684518>marry Oguri's momHe will marry the mother and the daughter.
Enjoying the show but am I the only one kind of disappointed all of that horse pussy gacha money isn't translating to every single frame being perfectly drawn? The first few episodes looked great, but the quality is kind of slipping in the later half.
>>279684659Nah it's still better than 90% of what's out there
>>279684353She was weak and timid before, until she realized that arming herself could truly protect herself and make her stronger than others.
>>279684991Haven't read the manga, so if this is true I'm looking forward to seeing her backstory.
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Ah, so that's why I saw people call kid Oguri, "Hatsuratsu-chan" in those tanuki videos. That's cute. Btw, is Oguri's funeral available on youtube? I kinda wanna see it. From this comment I found, apparently it was aired on tv in japan.
>>279684659They're saving the budget for G1 races.
>>279684659There are still more crazy ass races that they have to animate. Cour 1 is actually pretty "easy". The upcoming Akiten is going to go all crazy with Tama getting her "The Zone" power up. After this it will be the Japan Cup and introduction of international uma and so on. It's all G1 races from here on too. Cour 2 will be even crazier.
>>279685268Why do they have to shoot horses when they break a leg?
>>279685336Horses are too dumb to know how to rest their legs for recovery.
>>279685336From what I gather talking to other keibafag, it's because there are simply no way to heal/cure their legs. Horses are too reliant on their legs to eat, walk and stuff. I think bovine creatures too are euthanized too if they broke their legs.
>>279685268>>279685336BECAUSE KEIBAFAGS ARE EVIL AND UNEThICAL. ThEY BRED ThOUSANDS OF hORSES JUST SO ThEY CAN RACE FOR ENTERTAINMENT ThEN RUThLESSLY DISCARD ThE USELESS ONES
MY h IS BROKEN
>>279685336Racehorses like Rice Shower or Liberty Island get put down when they snap a leg 'cause their bodies are built like glass cannons. Those skinny legs carry a ton of weight, and when they break, it’s usually a nasty shatter. The bones, like the cannon bone, are thin and bear immense weight (up to 1,500 pounds or more) during high-speed galloping. A fracture often shatters the bone due to the force, making surgical repair complex or impossible. Horses are large animals that need to stand and move to survive. Unlike smaller animals, they cannot lie down for extended periods without risking complications like pneumonia, laminitis (a painful hoof condition), or circulatory issues. Supporting a horse’s weight during recovery (e.g., with slings) is often impractical and stressful. The lower legs of horses have limited blood supply, which slows bone healing. Fractures in these areas often fail to mend properly, even with surgical intervention like plates or screws, and infections are a high risk. Vets go for the humane yeet to spare the horse a miserable life.
The last thing an owner or jockey want is to kill their own horses. But that's the only way unless you want the horse to suffer pain unimaginable.
>>279685667Ngl, the old man showed great restrained. Dude must've been a buddha or something. Imagine being that close with Fuji, every single day, and gets to see her race in that outfit.
Man, reading Tamamo Cross's origin/back story made me wish CinGray is about her. Fucking hell. Her story is so fucking sad. Even thinking about it while typing this made me wanna cry. Fuck.
Did she job to EVROPEAN BVLLS?
>>279685336If an animal aint gonna be useful its worse than useless with all the crap they eat daily
>>279685686The very existence of thoroughbred is inhumane. all keibafags need to kill themselves
>>279685690>all the costumes of the girls are extremely tame>suddenly a girl with insta nut design appears
>>279685690Imagine having a hard on for a boy. That's freakin gay.
>>279685725More like superior European management & care.
>>279685725the EVROPEAN STALLIONS taught her a lesson
>>279685725EVROPEANS are too strong for limp dicked japanese hors
>>279685765Goldship's was pretty lewd imo. The straps squishing her tits together was so hot.
>>279685796B-but bois don't have beautifully shaped breasts!
>>279685815She is a stallion too..
wasn't this supposed to be an epic ENTER panel in the manga?
>>279685833>European's strong>Posted an african rhat fucks a troon
>>279682553Makibao-kun...
why's Oguri's personality so inconsistent in Cinderella Gray? it just keeps flip flopping between baka glutton and serious battle mania.
>>279685725Seeing this knowing what happened to the real horse made me feel bad.
>>279686083>European'sA newfag AND an esl.
>>279686140She has horse autism
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>>279686144Uma Musume is the good ending where she doesn't lose her bite.
>>279686215Holy power creep that's busted.
>>279686047I miss playing this minigame. It used to be pretty common event. Nowadays the scenarios just keep getting more and more streamlined. Replaying URA and the older scenarios in the global release is going to be so weird. I hope the cancel/skip MANT. Holy shit that mode sucks.
>>279686384The current scenario which is actually about to be phased out next month actually wants you to spam dates if you're running St. Lite's buff.
The downside is that she's the high roll rng route and is very difficult to use.
>>279686384You can just play it from the home menu.
Besides I still manage to trigger it during Legends when I get mood down after exhausting the dates
>>279685897Uma family values, loser is the bottom.
>>279686140>people can't have different aspects to their personality depending on contextAlso literally every horse girl in this series is passionate as fuck about racing, even seeing others race gets them heated.
>>279686448Is that why people say St.Lite's route sucks? I never use her. I focus a lot on Haiseiko. I tried Symboli Speed's, but hers requires a lot of back to back training with no breaks/rest. Which is tough as hell.
>>279686566Haiseko is pretty much the go to because she is easy to use and very consistent.
The way St. Lite works is you want a very specific set of stickers, specifically the one that boosts mood during rests, and your game becomes an extremely rng run of spamming rests and praying the next turn you are hitting the jackpot on training.
Never liked doing Symboli Speed, it just outright sucks in my opinion.
>>279682001>>279682004AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
good episode
>>279686309I just wish they didn't have to pussify her trainer and do pic rel dirty.
Two strong personalities clashing and learning to help each other get up from a bad slump (after Fr*nce for Sirius ofc) would've been a more interesting dynamic imo.
>>279686566Haiseiko just werks, she's the easiest and most consistent of the three where even if you get suboptimal stickers you can still end up with a decent run, unless you get giga fucked over, as her gimmick is super straightforward and something you will just naturally do anyways. She's also the cutest of the three.
St.Lite is just way too RNGsus dependant with how super motivation works and Speed Symboli just doesn't feel good.
>>279684659because the budget is mostly going to 2nd cour. Japan Cup and Arima Kinen are gonna have movie quality
EPIC RACE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOoRsxejN6o
>>279682906shills would be most likely oblidged to respond to post of franchise merch or any other money spending. nobody did though,
means the thread is likely REAL.
>>279686784Sirius's story is easily one of the worst in the game which is a shame because of how much I like her as a character. Trainer-san being the human equivalent of a sobbing wet cat just fucked over the character dynamics way too much.
>>279687275Cygames idea of shilling is to sponsor actual horse races.
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>>279687418FUARK WHAT A BEAST.
>>279687386>>279687447You win every race you participate in? Too bad, no more racing for you.
Off to breeding jail you go.
>>279687643>win races>got harem paradisemy dream...
>>279685836Shame she's a literal clown
I can't get hard to retards
Who was the old dude in the hospital?
>"you like tokyo oguri??"
>"YEAH" she says, as she's talking to her friends whom she have not talked to for more than 20 seconds in the whole show
>massive viking
>Gets a pirate outfit
>In the following Mainichi Okan, he kicked Legend Teio and Dyna Actress before entering the gate, forcing Legend Teio to be removed from the race, and the stablemen even got into a fight after the race.
why they bullying her so much
there better be a comeback arc
>>279682246the second and third placers are monsters, bellagio opera was the first horse to win Osaka Hai twice as a G1 race and only the second horse in history (it's a tough race)
>>279687904>used to be a proud and spirited racer ready to take on the world>got buckbroken into cutting her hair and becoming a submissive housewifeMaachi...
How much am I missing if I want to get into the series but I'm not familiar with the irl horse kayfabe lore?
>>279688089I want to tame prideful strong wymen like her too
>>279688097They don't expect you to know any, just remember that
a) Horses don't exist in this universe
and
b)Umas are all female, and breed with human men
So you don't start asking unnecessary questions.
>>279687954not the glue factory...
>>279688185>b)Umas are all female, and breed with human menDid we see any Umas dads in this work?
It's always the lonely mother raising her girl.
>>279687863>>279687873>Legendtorena and Siriustorena after the race in question
>>279688185how did they compete in the steel ball run without horses??
They should have more radical race courses instead of just Ovals
>>279684518He's gonna marry Oguri, most his paycheck is gonna go to feeding her appetite, and he's gonna LIKE it.
>>279688325Uma Death Races.
>>279688484>He's gonna marry OguriSo people here arent' reading the manga at all seeing such retarded posts?
Trainer is not allowed to marry his horse.
are the similarly named horses related to each other in the game/story? or were they just named by the same owner irl? I like how the mejiros look so I'm thinking of gunning for those when the game drops next week
>>279682983gold city wasn't allowed to breed
>>279683092because kusa thought it was one of spe's daughters that he fucked, not spe himself
>>279687904It's over for her, she's breeding stock now
>>279688595Only the Mejiros, Symbolis, and Satonos
>>279686784>>279687329they wanted to pander to yumejos way too much
>>279688595>Mejiro>Satono>SymboliActually clans. All part of the same bloodline, but most girls are only distantly related.
>SakuraAll came from the same training club(Victory)
>HishiHave a DIY building session in Mirako’s campaign since their owner runs a family wooodwork shop.
>CityEstablished a club at the end of Tap’s campaign for “umas who want to dream” or something like that since it’s a small owner club compared to the other big boys like Shadai and Sunday.
>AgnesWeirdo roommates.
>Air>NaritaNo relation.
>>279688829That's a very rude thing to call Shibasaki's wife.
https://wikiwiki.jp/sppenpen/%E3%82%B7%E3%83%B3%E3%83%87%E3%83%AC%E3%83%A9%E3%82%AE%E3%83%A1%E3%82%A4
List of irregular characters (shadows) that appear in the comics
>>279688595The names start with the same name, so there is a high probability that they are related.
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E5%86%A0%E5%90%8D
>>279689072>>Agnes>Weirdo roommates.I dunno how they'll handle the rest of the Agnes horses, like tachyon's big sister(brother), mom and grandmom, as well as World
>>279688265In the anime adaptations not so much. In the game they're more common.
It's a bit funny rule that we can't get horse boys in this universe due to self-censorship joke about horse cocks.
Imagine all the rl stallions being horse boys here and competing with each other over male trainers attention.
Man, Gold Ship's son won a GI on Father's Day, so people can't say Gold Ship is a bad sire. His name is Meisho, and he defeated a horse named Opera in the Takarazuka Kinen. This is why horse racing is so cool. You literally can't make this shit up!
>>279689410We can't get horse boys because the premise is Uma Musume retard. Stop thinking about cocks fucking faggot.
>>279688815>Hey Toreina did you know my parents were a TrainerxUma pair that eloped together haha wouldn't it be real funny if that was us too haha unless?What did she mean by this?
>>279689537>Uma MusumeOk but to be true all girls who got stallions spirits in them should at least be futa.
https://x.com/kato_kazuhiro_/status/1934202450439020839?t=ZoVz0vLRu4lv6SgxS_F05g&s=19
Sirius's owner.
>>279689576She's the most thirsty together with Dia,, and the new batch of mares iirc
>>279689352I want to be that retard's trainer.
>>279687386>>279687418The two strongest games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BiWzKzzqfc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDI-LYZD3GY
how different is the manga from the show?
>>279690003Artstyle is different and look "grittier", but otherwise it's a 1:1 adaption with some extra original scenes.
>>279690003It's pretty much 1-1
Does she get faster if she removed all the excess weight?
Is this the bors thread where freaks like me are allowed?
>>279690536I was watching some random food videos and saw Uma's. It was pretty interesting.
>>279690223March would get smoked by this fatty.
>>279684218They saw your tiny human penis when they are used to stallion cock
>279690996
someone post THAT
>>279690102>Ogurin is being left alone...;_;
>>279690961>Injures her opponents beforehandLook at her go
alright thats funny and caught me off guard
is she being a cunt on purpose (right?) or is she more dork?
>279690996
t.cant even last 5 seconds
>racehorses average a speed of 60 to 74km per hour approximately
never cared to look this up, so that's interesting. figured 1HP is a good bit, but huh. to think how much HP modern engines can provide... kinda interesting to think about it in context.
>>279691155So she was taught how to dance by Eurochad trainers who abused her until she became broken and submissive... interesting...
>>279683988Those stood out to me too
>>279690784>win doesn't count because Cap wasn't in it, Emperor agreed, don't bother her about it>get injured
BEAT THEM TO DEATH
easy solution
>>279691155She's a handsome turbo dork.
>>279691247The Symboli clan will never forgive the French.
>triggers tens of autistc anons>>279691405handsome girl that's also a dork? luna-chan, make space
>>279685718She already has an adaptation, it's called Midori no Makibao.
>>279691449what's funny is that the symboli owner loved europe and preferred european sires
It's a little unusual that this is an anime original yet we know what will happen next week.
>>279691568this is a manga adaption, retard
LOOK AT OUR TINY GOBLIN GO!
>>279691553as a fellow europoor: based. provided we ain't talking french
>>279691568>anime originalit's literally based on a manga you stupid fuck. even without hindsight to reality we'd know how things would go the next episode.
>>279691593>>279691615Oh, I don't read because reading is for faggots.
>>279686311Needing 5 copies of a support card on top of having to roll on the girls' gacha made me certain I was playing GBF 2.0.
I'm glad I escaped.
>>279691615>as a fellow europoor: based. provided we ain't talking frenchlol
lmao, even
>>279691405>>279691501She actually is kind of a cunt, at least at the start.
She hates being told what to do but treats whoever she deems inferior like shit.
Doesn't help that her bond story trainer is a total pushover, so unless you like larping as a domestic abusee it's a lot of vicarious indignation.
>>279691155It was the innate arrogant behavior of Sirius Symboli, who had been abused by European racists, that he/she displayed only once after returning to Japan.
>>279686784
I don't get it, what's the point of sending a horse in a different country without his trainer/handlers? What do you gain from this and how do you expect him to have the same performance? Do they think it's like football where you can just trade players with no problems?
sirius didn't win a single race overseas, by the way
the best he managed was a second in the Prix Foy (one of the prep races for the Arc)
>>279689603That's the jockey. Not the owner
>>279692115Owners don't care about the horses and just want glory. Who cares if your hors gets buttfucked by other horses overseas, as long as they bring home trophies it's all good for the owners.
>>279692115>Showing off some of your country's best for prestige and breeding purposes>drawing in foreign investment>global advertisementAs for
>without his trainer/handlersretardation.
>>279691741>Doesn't help that her bond story trainer is a total pushover, so unless you like larping as a domestic abusee it's a lot of vicarious indignation.Some people and fem players got off from that, I guess. Wish the trainer were more like Rudolf's trainer from her story. Rudolf's character story is bland (her training story events are somewhat better) but the trainer is surprisingly treated as an equal and capable of retorting/correcting Rudolf when she gets things way out of hand with her overworking.
>>279691741>Doesn't help that her bond story trainer is a total pushover>Final chapter>Trainer's big moment is shitting and pissing himself while attempting (poorly) to tell off a pair of teenagers>Had to be backed up by SiriusAbysmal dogshit
>>279681983>Hand blocking the sweet wakipaiLife is unfair
>>279692406I don't have her. How's the training/date stories compare to the character ones?
>>279682647I was really hoping we'd get to see her and the sports science DORKS more. Shame they haven't come up much.
>>279692406>>279692368Even his fan depictions reflect this, lol.
>>279692567>>279692406Nothing is worse than trainer treatment in Ramonu's story. She literally ignored and didn't even bother to remember his face 90% of the time.
>>279692567Rudolf and Teio comes in one package so their trainer gets to have two uma wives.
>>279692637There's nothing malicious about it, since her love for racism is just that strong(autistic).
And even then she started remembering things of seemingly little note about you by the end.
>>279691404I like how her strategy is always "I'll come from the outside and just run faster lmao", and it works because she's Oguri Cap.
>>279692527Better, shows off more of her competitive nature.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTNjvmPzD9c
>>279692115The Japanese team wanted to accompany Sirius, but the Europeans wouldn't allow it. They arrogantly thought they were better with horses. Sirius's owner, who thought very highly of him, never expected that the Europeans to treat the horse so badly.
Find an uma who would run to you like her.
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>>279692643In Ido's story, Teio got a new trainer later. I also can't imagine any version of Spicaman being Rudolf's trainer
>>279692798>Cut her hair short>Suddenly became thrice more feminineWhat did they mean by this?
>>279692188Jap horses rarely do afaik
>>279692759Fine. I'll watch your show.
>>279692759Can you make a webm of that scene? Its so cute.
>>279692825>gets her spirit broken by Oguri>gets her dream broken in the Tokai DerbyShit would break anyone
>>279684218(You) kept using the term horsepussy around them.
I remember talking with someone in a thread early last week about how hors use smartphones. I can't believe they're the type to stick the phone horizontally on speakerphone for the whole world to hear. Damn savage beasts, inconsiderate of other people.
>>279692935Ask and ye shall receive.
>>279684187I love how expressive their ears are
>>279692991Hors ears are actually just that good that they could keep it in call mode. That girl on the right can't hear anything [spoiler I have to assume[/spoiler]
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>>279693008Much thanks. Please accept this token of gratitude.
>>279693008Expected her to give Jo that killer hug
>>279693282Ogu is still a bashful maiden after all.
>>279693282Joe is too old for Oguri.
>>279693282I was expecting the GolShi 2 legged drop kick
>>279693008Anyone else felt that the usual Roppei-Musaka gag between him and Joe in the conversation after this had some venom in it?
I'm sure that wasn't actually the intention, and I guess it's just me misinterpreting Joe's voicework, but it kinda came out of left field.
>>279689072Also
>MatikanesNoisy roommates
>Air>No relation.I don't know since I don't play the game but there's a scene in the S1 OVA where Air Groove gets pretty excited seeing Air Shakur run. Also I think Shakur supports Messiah in the game
>>279689352what's the lore behind her repeatedly getting stuck in the stump?
friendly reminder that Tama's trainer is for old men
>>279693417It's just a hug, anon.
You don't overthink a hug, right?
>>279694000Roppei would probably just shove her towards Jo's way
>>279693282I wanted the tackle
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Norn my beloved
>>279694000This but Creek's arrogant emotionless trainer
She's literally built to be bitchbroken by superior oji-san cock
>>279692991shame, they should've made uma-size smart phones as well
How can Tamamo Cross even compete?
>>279694547>they should've made uma-size smart phones as wellEarphones which can fit inside their ear hole would do.
>>279681983I would spend an inordinate amount of money for a copy of this.
>>279694752>that tasteful belly button window
>>279691741> so unless you like larping as a domestic abusee its literally okay when a cute horse(girl) does it
>>279691997 >>279686784>who had been abused by European racistsoddly enough I talked about this story just minute ago with my mom. like, dude its a horse, calm your psychotic tendencies for a second.
that they seemingly didnt care to portray this story in the game is a big shame, but I can also understand why they were hesitant from such a serious topic.
>>279692752youd think that their blatant racism would have them go "sure, come along, show us how dog shit you guys are so we can have a laugh", but i guess abusing an animal instead was the more attractive option
>>279694000>Tama's trainer is for old menI'll gladly take her and that other gal, thank you.
>>279693745>Shakur helping Messiah train in Vol 2Yeah I missed that.
If we're stretching it even the Naritas have this
https://youtu.be/nsWWN3ekQ44
But compared to the others they're the most distant from each other bunch. Makes sense since two of them are pretty hard to approach.
>>279695432and those same two are also watched closely over by the same floof
>>279695799It was groovy that got startled by camera flashes right?
>>279694000>friendly reminder that Tama's trainer is for old menYo meant she is perfect for horse futa cock, sadly no doujins ever.
>>279696015Futa is just gay with extra steps
>>279695923Yeah there's a scene, I don't remember the episode, where an umalet takes a pic of her with the flash on and she recoils
>>279695559How many racers end up on the horsegirl JAV market once they give up on competing?
Joebros... we fucking won
>>279696163None, I marry them all.
wouldn't it be so wacky to be a failed torena and end up having to work in the red light district to be used by salary umas hahahaha
Imagine if there was ever a job that could net you a 9/10 (at minimum) super-athletic JK wife, guaranteed.
No wonder they made the battery of trainer exams such a supposedly hellacious filter.
>>279696324Holy shit I need kitasan to fix my back
>>279684659Hate to break it to you, but going the "insanely overproduced TV show" route ala disney or kyoani isn't very healthy for your cash reserves.
>>279696324>9/1080% of them are shitty 3/10 mobs.
>>279696444I would a jobber nameless mob
>>279696172This is the smile that needs to be protected above all else
>>279696176You must have a big ranch then.
>>279696561A whole lush island full of left behind umas
On the topic of horse racing fatalities
>For those five full years [2014-2018], the rate of such incidents in the U.S. was 1.67 per 1,000 starts, which is nearly three times higher than the 0.6 per 1,000 starts rate reported by the Hong Kong Jockey Club for those years
>Again, looking at the years 2014-2018, but this time looking at only flat racing turf starts, the U.S. equine fatality rate is 1.31 per 1,000 starts; compared with 0.76 per 1,000 starts in Britain and 1.12 in Japan. The equine fatality rate on turf is 42% lower in Britain than the U.S. and 14% lower in Japan than the U.S.
Recent data [2024] pushes the US rate down to 1.11, from 2.0 in 2009. While the JRA horse racing fatality rate in 2023 is 0.61
Are firearms legal in US horse racing or what? No wonder horse racing has been on a perpetual decline here.
>>279685686>All those complications, health and other reasonsGoddamn, what a pain in the ass, not to mention sad as fuck. Figured it be down to them refusing to lay down or whatever, not that there is all this other shit involved on top of it.
>>279685748Very much reminds me of breed to death pet dog races such as pugs or shih tzus. What a disgusting shit show.
>>279685765>>279685796>That's freakin gay.hahah yeah...
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>>279696444Leave the mobs to me.
>>279696496>that face and those tiddiesthat artist looks familiar... didnt expected uma content from them
>>279696649Speaking of the USA, I'm wondering how they portray Secretariate in this series. He allegedly was an actual "monster" as his heart was twice the size of a "normal" race stallion. I tried an AI generator and it was completely soulless and made me very sad. I'm wondering how a real artist work design the character now that my day was ruined by ai.
>>279696163All characters in Uma Musume are very high-tier athletes, everyone has at least some pedigree that made them worth mentioning in the first place. That's why we never see the "dark side" of the Uma world, we focus on the best school in Japan with the best umas in Japan.
To see the less glamorous stuff, you'd have to focus on characters like Rudy Lemono, a delinquent who came from nothing and has no real hope for anything. I can imagine how this would go in a different timeline where her entire group didn't get buckbroken by Oguri. She would've ended up in some illegal street races after being provoked by more insane delinquents, while Norn would've turned to prostituting herself on video. Minnie is not sexy or sporty, so she would've become a NEET, mooching off her parents and hopelessly watching her friends destroy their lives.
>heard interest stuff about this funny horse
>anyway i fucked around with ai and now im sad
???
>>279697027i can save norn
>>279697044You would be sad too if saw how bland generic the character design was especially in light of news that some studio want to start using AI for in-betweens. I'm telling you it's a slippery slope. It's with the in-betweens and it will end in tears. Slopply Slop tears.
>>279697000Big booby Uma probably
>>279696163>>279697027We literally see an uma working at the reception desk in the episode so it's not like they can't do non-racing jobs
>>279697000probably like Obey Your Master except without the "faking it" stuff
big red was a total showboat and loved the crowd
randomly bringing up AI out of no where is like the troll poster that's discord fucking some mod talking about yuri or horse cock
>>279696671IIRC one of the stars from the 70s in the TTG era (I think one of those three horses) had that kind of injury and the staff tried their hardest to avoid euthanizing him and were trying everything they could to have the leg heal but the horse was just turning into a barely standing corpse that felt agony every day so they finally put him out of his misery. So there's precedent for deciding that a shattered leg is ultimately something that can't be recovered from. The breeding practices and overall treatment of thoroughbreds definitely can get bad depending on owners but I find the dogs' situation much worse since a lot of those can barely breathe or live normally while thoroughbreds at least have the option to go fast and potentially live a comfy long retired life
Finished all the other shit now I can finally watch CG
>>279697403Did you read Uma Musumeshi?
>>279697172They can, but much like people IRL, not everyone is guaranteed a job. Delinquents like Norn's group is exactly the type of kids who fuck up their lives before those could even begin, just because they're dumb. Imagine, for example, if Minnie played her stupid shoelace prank on an uma who ended up stumbling and crashing at 30 miles per hour (or however fast they run), sending multiple girls to the hospital. She gets caught, because cameras are everywhere, and that's a guaranteed expulsion for all three, from which point, they're fucked. This rep will follow them everywhere, and no one likes troublemakers who are dumb enough to hospitalize people, except those who can exploit them.
>>279697352>I find the dogs' situation much worseIt's beyond awful, but I didn't wanted to make light of the horse breeding, or put one animal abuse over another. It's terrible stuff either way.
>>279697352Yeah, it's in the name, show dogs. They're bred just to be shown, like some sick artwork
>>279697352Now you know Ruffian
apparently they didn't adopt this huh
>>279697637>>279697638I get we're humans, and "fucking around to find out" can be really fun, not to mention satisfying. But Jesus Christ, why are we doing sick shit like this to humans best friends? Trying to make already strong work horses even stronger I can get behind, but the speed shit like it's an F1 car is weird.
>>279697740Jochads were robbed
>>2796977401:1 adaption my ass
>>279697743Money & prestige, like every other sport
>>279697973Americas best Animal Crippler must be my favorite TV show.
>>279681788Looks like he had fun the whole time. Reminded me of some of Daitaku Helios's races.
>>279697104>>279697137Dressed like a 40 year old mom.
>>279698477shes extremely sexy
we know
Stay together fight together...
I can't wait for my mentally ill horse wife Obey Your Master to be animated.
>>279698679>>279698775How did Oguri and Tamamo end up as roommates anyway?
>>279698679When Gold City mentioned that Tamamo suddenly started to eat a lot, I immediately remembered this scene.
>>279694000>>279692368Self insert are gross!
>>279696671Uh oh, modern city dweller having a melty about animal rights again. People like you are the reason I hope this franchise doesn't become popular globally. PETA lovers will destroy it in their self-righteous hysteria, despite Uma Musume being literally a harmless mobile game and anime
>>279692991>1987>smartphone
I love how no matter how different the various uma anime productions have been, they never miss with the cute uma mimi expressions
Uh oh random shitposter having a sharty meltdown again trying to shit post
Are Japanese jockeys famous in Japan like they are in other countries, or is it more the horses?
>>279689492Uberleben won a G1 right?
>>279700149They are. A substantial amount of an uma's design comes from what their jockey wore too.
>>279697743>humans best friendsWho told you that? "Best friends" were killing us for thousands of years at every opportunity, but when we are in charge we are supposed to feel guilty for some breeding? I literally can't understand why breeding animals for our convenience is supposed to make me feel bad, when my ancestors were dying everyday for this.
Also why do you derail a thread about a great anime with your activism? Don't watch if you don't like it, but no, you need to actively engage and push your agenda
>>279700051Don't forget to eat your onions meat
uh oh the yuri fag is still mad no one reacts to him
This is like when you know a hot girl (Simboli Rudolf), then you find out her sister is like a younger and hotter version of her.
>>279700149>>279700278this except when you see the avrg anime girls mother
>>279700217Did a horse raped your mother or something?
>>279700195yeah, but she was basically irrelevant otherwise
>>279700197I just realized Yutaka Take has been a jockey for quite a while. He rode Oguri Cap in his final Arima Kinen too, right? How old is he now?
>>279700217Are you implying that breeding for the purpose of domestication is on the same level as purposely breeding an animal to be as inbred and fucked up as possible to the point it fucks with their health for literally no other reason than entertainment?
Why are you missing the point on purpose? I hope you're just pretending to be retarded.
>>279700485that anon brought up "muuhh ancestorsss" so I'm afraid it's genuine and terminal
>>279700399I don't remember NTR's tits being that big in the OVA.
>>279700565She's a bit fat in a lot of places.
I only got home and too tired to watch the EP now. It's umaover...
>>279700637watch the episode trainer-san
what did Teio do today for rudolf? gotta be something special
>>279700656T-tomorrow, I swear...
>>279700672that wasnt a request
>>279683988Those damn teases, I need MORE.
>>279700399Ever since RTTT I genuinely cannot lewd Topro. That scene when they transitioned from the race to back when she was just a kid then back to the race had me crying. I felt like a proud dad watching his own daughter tried her best. Once my brain created that connection, there's no going back, I unironically got angry seeing lewds of her. Rice, Urara and Chiyono too.
>>279700523Damn. And he is still active right? Didn't he rode Meisho Tabal today?
and i miss you
bright old days
>I unironically got angry seeing lewds of her. Rice, Urara and Chiyono too.
Boy, you know what to do!
>>279700710Rudy, please, my sleep schedule
>>279700710Why is Sirius biting her cousin?
>>279698477She is basically a 40 year old dad.
>>279700854I sorta get what you mean, some of my favorites are umas I primarily want to take care of and headpat and hug rather than fug, but it's also not absolute for me and I just roll with the cognitive dissonance and enjoy lewds of these umas as well (Vivlos :3, Doto, Durandal, etc.)
>>279700916sleep is for da gays and shit poster
>>279696649There was a Kentucky derby this decade where horses were dying left and right. The title of the news articles was hilariously "Horses dropping faster than Horse flies"
>>279700976o fug but I'm gay for boyfags, should I be in bed now then???
>>279682022>>279686209Oguri new uniform is pretty cute and it represents her well.
>>279701102i want to pull those straps up
>>279700881yes and yes
he wasn't doing so good after dodo was forced to retire early, but he's back
>>279701077>I'm gay for boyfagsthats ultra gay what the fuck anon
>>279701102>oh no i have to wear a skirt this is so embarrassing>btw look at my cute belly bottom and vag bones!
>>279700485Can you tell me exactly what is supposed to stop me from using animals for my entertainment and why? I don’t even own any animals or partake in any sport with animals, I just genuinely don’t understand why a human can’t do animal breeding for whatever purposes. Clown at me all you want, I am literally afraid of you, I think you might destroy civilization just because it’s too cruel for your taste
>>279700957Fapped to a Doto lewd once, felt extreme guilt, hasn't done it ever since. Her fat tits are sexy, but I sorta loved the horse from the silly tanuki videos and then seeing how chill of a horse he is. I cried bitch ass tears from that one tanuki video of Doto after Taiki Shuttle passed away.
https://youtu.be/6c7sxmRpANI?si=SfH1tG3mfOTGxQ80
There are others, but this one just hits it for me.
>>279692115That was in the 80s. It was a different time.
>>279700040I love closed eye girls
>>279688553>Trainer is not allowed to marry his horseSource?
>>279692849Not in modern times. JP horses are very prominent in foreign races, and they dominate the most valuable races in the world (Dubai and Saudi world cup nights).
>>279701307what if they open their eyes tho?
>>279701227She doesn't see it as sexual, Oguri is an innocent maiden.
>>279688553>anime thread on the board with a huge anime only population>is surprised and acts like a cunt because people haven't read the sourcenewfag-kun, calm your tits and get off your high horse. this is why no one likes your kind or wants to play with you.
>>279701189it's too late for me, I got hit with lethal amounts of gayrays by cute boyfags and have never been the same
>>279701396he's wrong anyways
I think this was always implied but it's the first time they say out loud.
>>279700854>That scene when they transitioned from the race to back when she was just a kid then back to the race had me crying.I didn't cry, but I also love that scene so much. One of my favorites of this franchise.
>>279701392She will when I'm done with her
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Eat out a horse girl
>>279692247They won't bring home trophies by being buttfucked overseas.
>>279701489It makes sense, imagine running faster than the average speed limit, losing control, and slamming into other umas, or worse, a wall. Umas must be way sturdier than humans to get even close to surviving that.
>>279701489It's really saying something that the peak period of Uma athletes is the 3 years of their Twinkle years.
>>279701433anon nyooo... don't you knwo that being gay has been outlawed??
>>279701489that line quite surprised me, but it's very welcome
>>279701625thanks for the chuckle
>>279692247Not all though, some of them does actually care about them, and jockeys and caretaker especially indeed loved their horsies.
>>279701489Can the show stop reminding me that they are obligated to put one between the eyes if they trip and break their legs?
>>279701475Dude was clearly joking
>>279701276>doto gets a cat friend the same year taiki leftaww
Yakuza are the only reason we didn't get a bunch of doujins of Sirius Symboli getting raped and mindbroken by blonde tanned NTR men from Europe and returning to Japan weirdly timid and empty-eyed.
>>279701658Not with that attitude
>>279701905The yakuza meme has to stop ngl. It was funny at the beginning, now there are genuine retards who thinks it's the actual reason.
>>279702203OI, TEME! Who the FUCK allowed you to talk shit in public like that!?
Just found out Tamamo Cross's kid and Oguri Cap's grandkid lives on the same farm!
https://x.com/sashiumito/status/1924380542059114974
>>279701795then it looks like I'm doing gay crime with boyfags!!
I just finished watching all Uma musume's anime related media and getting ready for the Global release. How hard is it to get Daiwa? I want to get all the umas with big tits.
>>279683854Kisses and for resting your penis on just before umapyoi
the manly urge to breed horses, to create sturdier ones that have an easier and more chill time living our their days
>>279702567cant believe that I have to report anon for gay crimes against humanity...
>>279684659Even when you have a lot of money you can still manage to make it disappear in a few episodes. As long as the important bits are well-executed I do not mind average animation
>>279702572You get her (and the rest of Spica bar Teio) for free. She's the first uma that you'll train for the tutorial.
>>279702675when is my boyfriends rough release date? heard that she isnt in the launch version or something.
>>279702675Nice. Can you carry her for the rest of the races or does she get powercrept early? If possible I would love to play with the umas i like rather than the ones are meta.
>>279685690She only raced one GI, maybe her fracture was the universe's way of preventing a scandal
>>279685796Nice tits, bro
>>279702715Umas hardly get power crept, you can easily still use her to this day, IF you have the support cards. I can't remember when exactly a meta uma starts becoming a thing, but I think the first was Christmas Oguri. But if you don't care that much about pvp, it's perfectly fine. Pvp are just there for gacha gems anyways.
Yes, play the gacha.
Yes, give Cyjews money.
They're at least using a (small) part of that money into making fun anime and games (real).
>>279702709She's pretty early IIRC. But yes, not at launch. I personally didn't get her until last year when I finally grind. Btw, if you didn't get the early gen uma that you love, you'll get a chance to grind for them, but it takes a while, even after they introduce the daily legend grind thingy.
>>279702889lol
all the money they make goes into moneysinks like abema
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>>279702818Thanks. Then i'll spend whatever currency the game gives me for my favorite big tiddy umas and the support cards.
>>279702889Ngl, I am kinda jealous of how well run Cygames are. Compared to Square, considering they hire and share alot of former Square staffers. Just shows that it is leadership and corporate structure that will ruin a company.
>>279702889multimedia franchise babyyyyyyyyy
>>279702899>She's pretty early IIRCill remember this, and talk mad shit if you were lying to me.
>>279702948they're really not well-run at all
>>279702924breast envy is cute
bullying our queen is cuter
>>279703002proves!?
>>279703017just look at the absolute state of grub
>>279686784It must be weird to see something cause you such strong emotion and then leave you, only for it to come back in a cartoon or one of those interactive phone movies
>>279702956You can just check the dates yourself to have an idea of how things will go for global, assuming they won't speed things up.
https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters
Brian was released 3 months after the game release.
So, what's the relation between Tamamo's dad on his deathbed and the real horse's history? Trainer/Owner died?
>>279703002Better than Square still. Without FF (interest on FF is already dwindling fast) and DQ, SE is dead. Cygames has at least some IPs that are consistently popular today.
>>279691741No wonder women love her
Were these shots really necessary?
>>279702818>Umas hardly get power creptretard.
>you can easily still use her to this dayyou can if you want to have next to zero chance of winning, sure.
>>279703041>Gentildonna's release is gonna take years...
>>279703081Owner. Tamamo's owner's story is tragic. The guy had a dream of challenging Shadai farm, a big horse breeding corpo. Started his own farm, ended up broke. Tamamo Cross almost ended up being another dud. Sucked so hard at the beginning, developed PTSD because he crashed at another horse while racing.
>>279703148Global ver. will EoS before that.
>>279703117Horse Jahy sweat... must taste like devilish rice water
>>279703089Granted, a lot of things were better in the late 00s early 10s, but man SE was actually interesting to me back then. Now days it really is just what you said, FF shite and DQ, everything else is dead or sold off (western studios).
>>279703041Wouldn't know where to start my search, plus I'm a lazy bastard so I very much appreciate the help!
>>279703036It's kinda like people hearing messages of their lost ones through old recordings/videos or god forbid AI. Humans hearts and brains are weird like that, but it's also heartwarming.
>>279703169NTA, but jesus... figured the deathbed guy had some lore, but not this.
>>279703119Pvp is useless. It's there to feed the gacha. Anyone who takes pvp seriously are the true retards.
>>279703190if god wills it so
>>279703303>second gacha ill be playing that has worthless pvp for retarded tryhardshmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>279703263https://youtu.be/jekN8-P2-cc?si=mYWLeYUnHAAl-Gr5
Tama's backstory video someone made that I watched. Shit's rough.
>>279703303>Pvp is uselessspeak for yourself, faggot. if you don't give a fuck about PVP, you have zero reason to even play the game as you can just watch the stories on youtube or whatever
>Anyone who takes pvp seriously are the true retards.they are the ones keeping the game alive lol
>>279703411>>279703119why are you so angry lmao
>>279703263Nier too was almost cut off from the recent restructuring, judging by the IP producer's "joke"-ish answer in an interview. I think SaGa's director has left just earlier this year too.
>>279703430Honestly didn't even realize that Nier was published by SE, but then again I generally don't care much for the franchise to begin with..
IRL Sirius actually attacked the horses before the race? kek. Did he kicked them?
till next week you disgusting secondaries
'till next week my beautiful newmadachis!
>>279702203Okay then, give me another reason why Umamusume has continued to be so family friendly. Usually these gacha games get continually more racy as time goes on because the devs decide to push the envelope more and more.
deep down I want Suzuka to be really rough with me during sex and spit in my mouth and stuff