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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:31:21 PM No.279717456
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>Just one more thing, Mr.Yagami
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:43:23 PM No.279717684
__lieutenant_columbo_columbo_drawn_by_bb_baalbuddy__sample-d141541b046575d0257bdc6170e5df1c
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:46:22 PM No.279717734
>>279717456 (OP)
Why can't we just get a Columbo anime?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:48:51 PM No.279717783
>>279717456 (OP)
Light wouldn't last a week in this day and age
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:52:01 PM No.279717848
>supposedly a super genius
>obtain a way to kill people that leaves ZERO evidence
>get caught
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:52:58 PM No.279717866
>>279717734
What would be the point?
Anime is about being able to show things that are weird or unusual or difficult to act out.
Columbo was just bunch of people talking for whole episode.
Its not like there are dozen of "detective" anime with weird twist.
Detective is young boy? Detective is cute girl? Detective is a wizard? Detective is undead head?
All of those exist.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:57:44 PM No.279717947
>>279717848
>>279717783
Honestly it'd be easy to not get caught in this day and age if you knew what you were doing with IT. You just have to obfuscate who you target, what (and whose) devices you use, and avoid obvious signifiers. There's not really any way to counteract the ability to delay killings by months or years, since that makes it much harder to track things down.
If you're doing it with more planning and more direction than "I'll kill all the criminals that appear on my local TV" it would not be that easy for L to find him.
You could say something like "oh I'll track down his searches online" but that's something you can work around by either relying on a mix of public devices like library PCs, VPN, targeting only figures that would be popular enough for everyone to know, lurking websites where they just discuss the news internationally and getting lost in the crowd there, and so on.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:59:30 PM No.279717982
>>279717947
>Honestly it'd be easy to not get caught in this day and age if you knew what you were doing with IT
If would've been extremely easy for Light to not get caught if he wasn't such an impulsive, prideful shit. If he had just ignored L, didn't rise to his provocation and expanded his killings to beyond just local news he would've never, ever been caught.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:59:45 PM No.279717988
Are the Milky Holmes better detectives than him?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:01:57 PM No.279718033
>>279717947
>>279717982
Light wanted to do more than just killing random criminals here and there
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:05:02 PM No.279718099
>>279717947
It's easier than ever to track someone like Light today. Do you really think the powers that be would just sit back constrained by the """legality""" of VPNs or other obfuscation software? The entire surveillance apparatus of the world would be directed towards finding this disruptive killer. Light would stand no chance in today's world.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:07:08 PM No.279718136
>>279718033
He should have been watching international news and killed several high profile criminals from all over the world at the same time. People would've noticed that. Instead he did the dumbest things imaginable.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:09:56 PM No.279718208
>>279717848
hubris
he thought he was god and decided he had to find L and kill him with the death note. had he left L's challenge unanswered and ignored the fbi agents he would've won. his biggest mistake was letting L know that he had connections with the tokyo police, he pointlessly narrowed the circle down to very few people
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:09:59 PM No.279718212
>>279718099
You could make the whole system crumble with a few pages
Catching you would be the least of their problems
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:32:00 PM No.279718713
mayoi
mayoi
md5: 9d87ce95f4b421189198fafa33348c2d๐Ÿ”
>>279717866
>Columbo was just bunch of people talking for whole episode.
What is Bakemonogatari?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:43:29 PM No.279718984
>>279717866
Something with the format of Columbo would be quite watchable provided the story arcs were given sufficient run time, even if there is no particular reason it for it to be anime (and there are plenty of grounded anime out there).
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:45:29 PM No.279719023
>>279717456 (OP)
looks like a more accurate white yagami than the netflix "adaption"
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:48:41 PM No.279719091
>>279717456 (OP)
Reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL-ihLLz3R0
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:50:11 PM No.279719131
[ASW] Ameku Takao no Suiri Karte - 01 [1080p HEVC][5599D433].mkv_snapshot_20.03_[2025.06.16_19.49.39]
>>279717734
We can't?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:53:16 PM No.279719191
>>279718099
Yeah, if you want to pull a Light and kill enough people to deter crime while making a name for yourself then you're more or less fucked, but if you just kill extremely well known people once every few months to years via accidents and diseases then there's no way anyone will ever track you down.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:00:10 PM No.279719366
>>279719191
Just go with heart attacks and people will blame the vax lol.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:02:27 PM No.279719413
>>279718212
You're underestimating modern surveillance. Death Note is a popular anime in this world and surveillance algorithms wouldn't miss this correlation. The nature of these supernatural deaths would be quickly linked to this fictional weapon. After that, it would be just a matter of monitoring internet searches. Anyone who matters would coordinate in this effort.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:06:44 PM No.279719519
yagami_taichi
yagami_taichi
md5: 66eeab542b857c93d773caafb50bc621๐Ÿ”
>>279717456 (OP)
>Yes? What else can I help you with, sir?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:13:25 PM No.279719700
>>279717848
>>279718208
Wrong. Misa would eventually still have fucked up and Light would be forced to save her by Rem. It's her fuckup from before he even met her that caused all the bullshit that forced him to reveal the death note itself, as well as not knowing the detail about other DN users with shinigami eyes not being able to see his lifespan, which enabled Misa to find Light. At worst Light's emergency measure would be triggered and his DN go up in flames.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:13:52 PM No.279719716
>>279717734
>Columbo but it's a disheveled anime girl with dark eyebags and a chain-smoking problem
>Seemingly apathetic until every piece has fallen into place
>Big puff of smoke, she pushes her glasses on her nose, light flash on the lenses
>Fufufu, you see, I was only pretending to be retarded
>N-NANI
MAH WAIFU
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:15:09 PM No.279719754
>>279719131
That was even dumber than Columbo
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:19:32 PM No.279719873
>>279719716
KINO
FUND IT
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:20:54 PM No.279721441
>>279717734
isnt that just that little nigga with the glasses
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:40:13 PM No.279722011
how did she know
how did she know
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>>279717734
Japs seem to enjoy columbo, it wouldn't be the strangest western property to get an anime.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:00:10 PM No.279722582
>>279717947
>Honestly it'd be easy to not get caught in this day and age if you knew what you were doing with IT
If anything I'd imagine it would be harder.
If the powers that be really want you, they've got backdoor methods to find you, and then if they even bother getting you through an official arrest, they'll fabricate the reason they tracked you down, like a meta-gamer in an RP setting.

They've got call these cameras around you, all these ways to track your internet usage proxy or not, ways to narrow down your profile.
I'd actually love to see a smartly written Death Note 2 that was a bit sci-fi in nature.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:21:51 PM No.279723188
>>279722582
NTA I have a feeling that the infrastructure is way overblown and assuming you were doing something supernatural like the shit in Death Note, with the simplest opsec it would be almost impossible to track you down. What would really happen is what happens every time a government has total control and authorities aren't competent enough to get a result: they find someone to arrest and call it a day. When Kira kills again, they say it's an imitator. And they arrest that one too. In the real world nobody would be as intelligent as L and Light wouldn't have to be that intelligent either. Authorities are sloppy. Tracking and data collecting is that powerful because normalniggers are logged into everything with google and generally act like the fucking subhuman cattle they are. Terrorists never get caught even though they were "known to the authorities". Of course you can assume that it's all an inside job but I feel that the cutting edge technology doesn't do shit. Even trials for murder are more about lawyer bullshit than collecting hard data with sci-fi technology. This world is not only shit, it's also boring.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:23:38 PM No.279723228
>>279719091
>>279719091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16CKjELxHhg
also this
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:33:31 PM No.279723475
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>>279717734
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:12:38 PM No.279724574
>>279717947
I do think the powers-that-be COULD catch you, but only if they actually knew what do look for. You can kill in any possible manner, from any location, up to 23 days after writing the name. So there's a lot of ways to obfuscate yourself.
If every world leader dropped dead from simultaneous heart attacks right now, would the authorities' first instinct really be to track down people's internet usage and find everyone who googled "world leaders" within the past 23 days?
That's an absurd leap in logic that no human in real life would ever actually make.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:24:49 PM No.279724943
>>279719716
Nah women just cannot pull off the bumbling act and have it be sold the same way. People would react too differently to a woman trying it.
Female Columbo is an impossibility
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:32:51 PM No.279725186
>>279719091
He got that from us. He read our threads
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:33:30 PM No.279725211
>>279722582
>>279723188
Do you really need a computer? Just buy a newspaper every now and then.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:35:46 PM No.279725289
>>279717848
All he had to do was space out his killings and not have every single person die of a heart attack. He just got lazy.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:39:30 PM No.279725406
>>279718984
>>279717734
Problem is it's hard to write good Columbo episodes. You can see a huge difference from the 60-70s NBC series and the ABC produced episodes in the 80s.

The later was series didn't have the writing talent.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:42:59 PM No.279725509
>>279717734
What does that mean?
Like adapting the old episode or making new ones?
One option seems pointless and the other precarious.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:45:53 PM No.279725615
>>279722582
This is just looking at things on paper, but if you're thinking far ahead of time and just targeting things that everybody would know, or stuff you learn about through osmosis instead of actively searching for it like a retard you're not getting caught up by an algorithm that can match you together with a couple of thousand with a similar search history.
And again, just use different devices, physical media like newspapers and stuff that feeds you info through basically automatic algorithms (like say just checking a true crime channel on youtube, targeting a few of them years apart and then leaving to target some other people) then chances are nobody will even catch on.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:46:21 PM No.279725628
>>279725509
Yeah but what about new ones but good
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:49:13 PM No.279725719
>>279725628
Well sure but then why isn't all media good?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:50:21 PM No.279725762
>>279725615
>>279724574
Oh and the 23-day window is irrelevant. You can literally just plan around it. Write down death dates, write down the names separately. Leave them be for a long time, then write them down in the Death Note when you think the wait time has expired. Maybe it's not as convenient but it's effectively no different. And if you can't write down the dates ahead of time just do it anyway on the paper you're using.
Once you're through with your written-down names? Burn the paper to ash and nobody will ever know.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:51:27 PM No.279725792
>>279718713
>What is Bakemonogatari?
Not as good as Columbo, that's for sure.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:52:35 PM No.279725836
>>279725719
because they didn't hire me to tell them what to do
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:52:45 PM No.279725842
>>279719366
>implying the vax wasn't all orchestrated to cover up a surge in Death Note use
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:03:49 PM No.279726184
MV5BNGNjMjVmODYtMGMzZi00MWUyLTk1ZDQtYzI2ZTk2MmYzYTZiXkEyXkFqcGc@._V1_
>>279717734
Eh... Isnt that conan?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:14:33 PM No.279726496
>>279725289
Not lazy, just narcissistic. He wanted everyone to know about Kira's existence and to fear him.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:31:37 PM No.279726966
image-asset
image-asset
md5: d80dbaf10c87fd2ed85b71e127ff0a25๐Ÿ”
>thank you for the tour, your school is very nice
>just one more thing: Miss Shinomiya and Mr Shirogane you clearly like each other very much, you should not hide your feelings
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:37:41 PM No.279727135
>>279717848
>>279717947
All he had to do was ignore the obviously bait news broadcast.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:39:52 PM No.279727191
>>279727135
I see people always say this but the thing is Light was too prideful to do so so that's a nonargument.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:26:43 AM No.279728408
>>279725211
You think that's not able to be easily isolated, too?
You're only killing from newspapers shown in a specific region?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:31:59 AM No.279728539
>>279728408
Airports sell international newspapers. It's stupid easy to not get caught with the Death Note, Light is just a fucking moron.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:35:44 AM No.279728636
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>>279722011
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:36:18 AM No.279728648
>>279727135
Not really, L still had more than enough circumstancial evidence to determine that Kira operates in Kanto and is probably a student based on the people he killed and the times at which they were killed. The only new information Kira really gave away is that he's impulsive and that there's some people he can't kill.
What REALLY sealed Light's fate is when he stupidly allowed L to know he had access to police information. I get that he wanted to make L and the police mistrust each other, but all that did was narrow down L's pool of suspects from millions of student in Kanto, to a couple hundreds of students related to people involved in the investigation. That was truly the dumbest thing Kira did in the entire Manga.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:40:10 AM No.279728754
>>279727135
Would the news broadcast thing even work in the age of the internet? Kira could hypothetically be anywhere in the world and find out about the L broadcast from the internet. Even for when the Manga was published, it wouldn't really prove that Kira lives in Kanto.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:41:21 AM No.279728774
>>279728648
>The only new information Kira really gave away is that he's impulsive and that there's some people he can't kill.
That, and prove that Kira is 100% real and can kill people without being physically present, even L was surprised about that and wouldn't have believed it if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:42:30 AM No.279728816
>>279727135
>All he had to do was ignore the obviously bait
well I'm not saying it's impossible but it's really hard for most people here
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:43:35 AM No.279728843
>>279718713
>What is Bakemonogatari?
according to ratings nobody watched it so nobody knows
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:43:50 AM No.279728856
>>279728648
This. I genuinely can't think of any way that L could have narrowed in on Light as Kira if it weren't for that.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:45:35 AM No.279728903
furuhata ninzaburou
furuhata ninzaburou
md5: cc9aa0b32f60f96f6929bcc6dbaca0b6๐Ÿ”
>>279717734
We got a Japanese live action in Furuhata Ninzaburou, but it's not as good as Columbo
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:46:13 AM No.279728923
>>279728856
I suppose that Light would have inevitably tried to make contact with Misa and Misa would have found him the same way, and since Misa getting caught was inevitable because she's an idiot, Light would end up being a suspect as well.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:52:15 AM No.279729092
>>279728648
>The only new information Kira really gave away
Well, no. Because the broadcast was limited to that region, when he killed L despite knowing that L had never showed his face before, he confirmed that he was in Kanto as well as the fact that he needed to see someone's face to kill. That was a gigantic fuckup and it was all just because he got retarded and took the obvious bait broadcast. It was also slightly out of character for him because it was obviously a more he made out of pride rather than cold autistic calculation
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:56:29 AM No.279729206
>>279724943
What if she's an alcoholic?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:00:15 AM No.279729286
It's kinda funny that killing a notable world leader with a Death Note would be easier than ever, with most of them appearing on global news daily
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:00:38 AM No.279729300
>>279728648
L literally said that the broadcasts were his last attempt to convince the feds Kira was real and not just some mysterious illness
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:01:54 AM No.279729341
>>279726966
That's Poirot line
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:02:57 AM No.279729367
>>279727135
What if he had written down something along the lines of "Lind L. Taylor will die of a heart attack in a week" since he was going to be executed that day regardless?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:03:06 AM No.279729372
>>279729092
NTA, but I think the Lind L. Tailor incident was actually a worse mistake by L than by Light. If L didn't want to publicly humiliate Kira and instead had let Kira with the belief that he won against L by killing Lind L. Tailor, he could have dealt with an overconfident careless Kira and would have probably been able to catch him surprisingly easily. But because of this incident Light started being much more meticulous up to the point he reached his mental peak that he never again managed to reach after L's death. Light at his best would have probably been able to win against Near as well as he would have prepared several contingency plans in this state instead of gambling on winning that one confrontation while relying on Mikami not fucking things up.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:03:52 AM No.279729389
>>279722011
They have their own Columbo called Furuhata Ninzaburou.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:04:50 AM No.279729418
>>279729206
Unnecessary, part of Columbo's charm is that he doesn't have any drug or alcohol problems.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:09:29 AM No.279729535
>>279729372
Now I feel a bit dumb for not thinking about this. You are smarter than both of the smartest people in the show.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:16:49 AM No.279729713
>>279717734
Are there any good murder mystery anime shows? I love the old classics, like poirot.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:43:44 AM No.279730394
>>279724943
Women can play dumb, but not the same way men can.
The female equivalent of Columbo would have her acting like a vapid bimbo.
Which I guess is the point you're making. It would be a totally different story.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:46:13 AM No.279730439
>>279730394
>Women can play dumb, but not the same way men can.
Strangely enlightening statement.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:50:28 AM No.279730547
>>279729713
Detective Conan
Death Note
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:56:56 AM No.279730689
>>279729713
Undead Girl Murder Farce
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:58:28 AM No.279730724
skyler
skyler
md5: 34cec0e3efe8408f133721ee8099f20d๐Ÿ”
>>279730394
>The female equivalent of Columbo would have her acting like a vapid bimbo.
So you're saying this scene was Skyler acting like a female Columbo? It was the single most interesting scene she was in so I'm inclined to agree.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:09:29 AM No.279730939
>>279717734

Angel Cop
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:19:07 AM No.279732261
fargo
fargo
md5: 54154019293bc162fadcfd1394da39bf๐Ÿ”
>>279730394
>Women can play dumb, but not the same way men can.
I agree with this but I disagree that Columbo comes across as particularly dumb or bumbling. He comes across as non-threatening, which a woman could pretty easily do. Someone like Marge from Fargo. It wouldn't be one to one of course, but I don't think it's impossible.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:20:17 AM No.279732288
>>279717456 (OP)
>one more
how many one mores
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:24:17 AM No.279732348
>>279732261
>Someone like Marge from Fargo
Oh you betcha! She really does come across like a bit of a bumbling hick from nowheresville, except she basically single-handedly solves the case. She sees right through William H Macy's character and shoots Peter Stormare in the leg.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:28:42 AM No.279732412
>>279717866
>Columbo was just bunch of people talking for whole episode.
What is Monogatari?
What is Hyouka?
What is Shoushimin?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:52:15 AM No.279732742
>>279728903
Damn I've go to watch this some time.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:59:15 AM No.279732847
>>279717866
Sure if you completely miss the times he was
>probing for clues by acting lost or just curious
>actively asking questions the killer would've known the answers
>Looking for clues in every nook and cranny
The best parts are when he knows exactly who is the killer and plants some idea in their head to blow their cover right in their face
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:13:57 AM No.279733084
>>279729372
True but the autistic feud between L and Kira is what led Light to giving away clues like him having access to police information or taunting him with the prisoner's death messages.
Replies: >>279734077
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:32:25 AM No.279733413
>>279719413
Less relevant for Light's case but I think a lot of murder mysteries underestimate modern forensics as well. I want one that dives into wizardry like locating where the victim has previously been based on the chemistry of soil from one of their boots or narrowing down potential suspects based on pollen found at the crime scene.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:42:01 AM No.279733580
>>279727135
Has anyone got a link to that cryptography writeup that argued that accessing the police database was light's biggest blunder in terms of lost anonymity.
I remember enjoying reading it a while ago but never saved a link.
Replies: >>279733811
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:44:26 AM No.279733627
>>279725289
Didn't Death Note not let you kill people using the same method twice?
Replies: >>279733721 >>279742305 >>279752923
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:50:14 AM No.279733721
>>279733627
I don't see why not. There are a thousand ways you could alter "shanked to death in prison cell" without duplicating it even if there was such a rule.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:55:06 AM No.279733811
>>279733580
https://gwern.net/death-note-anonymity
Replies: >>279734386
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:04:33 AM No.279733987
I like death note, but the whole cat and mouse shit was so fucking stupid it's not even funny. You really can tell this story was written by some average dude trying to write smart characters because it's just not compelling in the slightest.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:05:38 AM No.279734010
1737486658235
1737486658235
md5: 29c11ab225d7fa58b51b0f9322d3529e๐Ÿ”
if jotaro is a columbo fan instead of poirot there must be a reason.
Replies: >>279735705 >>279736090
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:09:46 AM No.279734077
>>279728648
>>279729092
>>279729372
>>279733084
It was a mistake from L to not consider that Kira could share his powers or that maybe there were more than one kira at the beginning. Kek it would be checkmate the moment he revealed his face to Light. He didnt even consider that maybe someone who can see the names could exist and help kira until Misa. Imagine if light had Misa since the beginning as a trump card? But yeah I guess plot reasons like the US not nuking japan out of existence.
But realistic speaking death note could have end when
>L finds kira is in kanto and the army makes a mega operation
>L finds Light is kira because the police and pember incident
>L finds Misa fingerprints in the tapes and confirms that they both are Kira and Second Kira
>THE FUCKING SHINIGAMI killing L out of fear of him testing the rule lol
I mean he could have killed him when the time was over only to "comfirm" the fake rule but that just made things sus af. Holy shit L lost because the universe was sucking light's cock, even the investigation team wont shut up about how good light is.
Replies: >>279736319 >>279739424
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:28:19 AM No.279734366
The problem with these threads is that firstly there's some magical autist detective like L IRL and secondly assuming that everyone in the world knows about Death Note the fictional series.
A fairer assumption would be to assume neither of these things exists IRL. Would someone with the Death Note get caught IRL like that? No.
Replies: >>279734716 >>279746511
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:29:29 AM No.279734386
>>279733811
That's the one, thanks anon.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:53:50 AM No.279734716
>>279734366
I think people underestimate how surveilled we are. Light would have one of his "god of the new world" speeches, his phone would pick it up, and he'd be arrested the next day.
Replies: >>279738472 >>279826250
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:05:41 AM No.279734883
Anko
Anko
md5: d79fc2a9791875d35ecbb18404867148๐Ÿ”
>>279719716
Not so long ago my anon
Replies: >>279766860
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:15:34 AM No.279735705
>>279734010
David Suchet's Poirot started airing while he was in Egypt and he doesn't seem the type to have read the books.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:16:26 AM No.279735718
>>279717684
Elf?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:27:42 AM No.279735862
It's easy not to get caught but it's boring not to let people realize there's someone behind the deaths.
I would start by broadcasting a heart attack, having the guy say "X is next" and then have X die not before saying "Y and Z are next" and start communicating what I want to the world with each death, including warnings to powerful people.

Wonder if after some point they'd be more scared of Kira than their handlers in the shadows, or even broadcast to the world their identities for Kira. That'd be funny and chaotic
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:30:54 AM No.279735907
>>279719191
What if you kill them all at once?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:34:47 AM No.279735969
the inugami clan
the inugami clan
md5: 2fbf7dfb818042073709bcd60369d8fe๐Ÿ”
>>279729713
Not anime, but you should check out the Kosuke Kindaichi books and some of their movies adaptations.
Replies: >>279735995 >>279776451 >>279796076
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:36:40 AM No.279735995
>>279735969
that's me when eating siren pussy
Replies: >>279744663
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:43:07 AM No.279736090
>>279734010
Or it's just because Columbo was insanely popular in Japan so that would be the easiest frame of reference for a teenager(or rather, a teenager written by an adult in the 80s/90s). It was a popular show on TV so that's where Jotaro derived his deductive abilities from.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:02:59 AM No.279736319
>>279734077
>>L finds Misa fingerprints in the tapes
Even in canon, this was a smoking gun.
Misa sent tapes that accurately predicted deaths, proving she had insider Kira information.
This means that, bare minimum, she was an ally of Kira, but more likely was the 2nd Kira. This should have gotten her locked up, and if she was locked up, then a ton of Light's plans fall apart from there.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:04:42 AM No.279736342
1561564950950_thumb.jpg
1561564950950_thumb.jpg
md5: e1b5b66673393ea1f78586d29e1ec02c๐Ÿ”
>>279726184
Conan is too absurd to be Columbo. Also, the key to Columbo is he's basically the "antagonist" in all the stories. The focus is on the murderer, from their crime and the cover up opening the episode, to Columbo showing up out of nowhere to menace them.

Another key is the somewhat cryptic nature of Columbo. Aside from very obviously playing the fool, but also never actually giving up the ghost no matter how obvious it becomes, Columbo plays the cliche of the "lone" detective to the hilt. But if you're paying attention, you'll notice he frequently has other officers directly following his orders and some of the stuff he does requires almost the entire department, and their leaders, on board. He's actually working with a bunch of people all the time, and with the blessing of his superiors, but pretends to be on his lonesome to put the targets on the back foot.

Conan, in contrast, is very "lone" detective focused, sometimes with side kicks. It's more in the vein of Sherlock, with crazy shit having happened and the tension is in unraveling it. Columbo is almost the opposite: We know almost exactly what happened, the fun is in seeing Columbo slowly peel back the perpetrator's defenses and alibis.
Replies: >>279740022 >>279769981 >>279805547
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:21:39 AM No.279736536
>>279728903
I like the one where he just harasses some guy without even knowing about the murders.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:39:14 AM No.279736711
84e662ac4f58bc17f0f9a742fe54c3f5c3abd52f
84e662ac4f58bc17f0f9a742fe54c3f5c3abd52f
md5: b2f4868328a3c1d4a0814aaa9741e955๐Ÿ”
>>279730394
>Columbo but starring a huge-breasted gyaru girl in extremely skimpy outfits
Yeah, i'd watch that.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:19:57 AM No.279738472
>>279734716
>I think people underestimate how surveilled we are.
Anyone as intelligent as Light would practice some internet hygiene and opsec. You are suveilled if you are a dumb nigger who opts into it. You have a shooting a week in the USA and nobody gets caught on time lol
Replies: >>279738936 >>279740373 >>279825960
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:03:46 PM No.279738936
>>279738472
>Anyone as intelligent as Light would practice some internet hygiene and opsec
I think the series constantly proves to you that he does absolutely none of that until he absolutely has to.
Before the Death Note Light was the average "disaffected smart kid with lots of expectations" that ends up burning out and becoming a bum at some point, he wouldn't have had 7 proxies protecting his precious PC containing...nothing, because he had no hobbies or interests.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:14:36 PM No.279739056
>>279717848
He's just an A student and smarter than normal cops and detectives. He wouldn't even have made it this far without access to his father's database or conveniently meeting his brainwashed lackeys at the perfect time. And still fucked it up because of his god complex when the luck ran out.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:42:52 PM No.279739367
Japs do not understand Columbo, their own version shows this, it is closer to Sherlock than actual Columbo. It's a cultural thing, they cannot have someone acting like him turn the tables on someone socially higher standing.
Replies: >>279739467
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:47:41 PM No.279739424
>>279734077
Yeah, for some reason L immediately assumed that Kira was an individual instead of the more logical assumption that it is a group.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:51:46 PM No.279739467
>>279739367
I'm gonna have to disagree with you there. Crime fiction in Japan has people of socially higher standing taken down all the time. If someone of socially higher standing commits a serious crime like murder, it is a shamefur dispray and they are considered to no longer be deserving of their standing.
Even killing in self-defense is something you will get ostracized for. Sion's backstory in SAO made me see just how different Japan's views on this are.
Replies: >>279739586
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:52:46 PM No.279739477
9b5.jpg_large
9b5.jpg_large
md5: 4e549bdc457a526683898616a217478f๐Ÿ”
>>279730394
Replies: >>279776611
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:01:31 PM No.279739565
DavidSuchet_-_Poirot
DavidSuchet_-_Poirot
md5: 353cfc8fb9d63d0e75e17e6023398daf๐Ÿ”
>>279717456 (OP)
Mon amie! Mr. Yagami, you say this... uuhhhh... book is responsible for the murders oui?
Pardon, you appear to have some ink on your hands, permit that I offer you a handkerchief.
Replies: >>279739618 >>279748648 >>279802616
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:02:46 PM No.279739586
>>279739467
No, the issue is that Columbo pretends to be low status. >>279728903 this is a the closest they have and the detective is just a smug asshole and it feels like it's less about someone intelligent tricking the criminal into revealing themselves.
Replies: >>279739662 >>279740130
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:05:21 PM No.279739618
>>279739565
I like that he is not a justice fag and sometimes lets the culprit go if thinks its moral.
Replies: >>279740001 >>279802719
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:10:20 PM No.279739662
>>279739586
Pretending to be of a lower status for the greater good isn't that unheard of. There was a long-running series called "The Unfettered Shogun" about the fucking Shogun leaving the palace incognito to go fight against corrupt officials.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:13:15 PM No.279739695
>>279717866
It's ironic that modern anime is completely devoid of creativity, then. It's just the same gay shit every time, and it's not even animated well, which defeats the purpose of the format.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:14:43 PM No.279739709
>>279719716
Wow, you're a fucking faggot.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:16:58 PM No.279739741
>>279717848
Why do people keep forgetting the decider was Light's underling overstepping when they got baited and then getting shot because some passive fag lost his shit?
Replies: >>279740059
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:24:19 PM No.279739832
>first thing said about L and Light are that they are both childish and overly competitive
>WELL LIGHt SHOULD HAVE NEVER MADE It A GAME tO BEGIN WItH
you cucks are so dull
Replies: >>279740035 >>279740076
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:41:09 PM No.279740001
>>279739618
I think you mean lawfag, anon.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:43:35 PM No.279740022
>>279736342
all conan tricks are actually tested by gosho and his assistants, especially early on
Replies: >>279750349 >>279781377
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:44:56 PM No.279740035
>>279739832
Only way to win is not to play
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:46:52 PM No.279740059
>>279739741
anon, if he wasn't so adamant in killing L, he was never going to be even close to be caught. The very idea of the DN is just a fantasy. The only one getting caught was going to be Misa, especially if light never had any meeting with her, and even going that way, there is no way to search every single kanto house to find the DN
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:48:36 PM No.279740076
>>279739832
to be fair if the situation got too boring, Ryuk could have killed light and searched for another random guy
Replies: >>279740460
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:49:50 PM No.279740090
>>279724943
Yeah but anon can't go around calling Peter Falk his waifu.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:53:48 PM No.279740130
>>279739586
Honestly I mostly stuck with the show because Furuhata is an asshole and it's kinda funny.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:57:42 PM No.279740174
>>279724943
What about a bimbo? Haven't watched it but there's some American crime show where the main character was some bimbo janitor who happened to solve a case for the detectives one night and then was brought in as a special consultant. She's super vapid and shallow in her wants and desires but is pretty good at putting 2 and 2 together.
Replies: >>279740445
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:06:08 PM No.279740278
>>279729092
"somewhere" in kanto is not as big as you think, because it can "spoil". let's say L was wrong about it being a solo student, what would prevent kira from escaping to a different region? and the longer the investigation goes the less useful the kanto trail is due to that.
what if kira just happened to be there on holiday for whatever reason?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:14:55 PM No.279740373
>>279738472
nobody gets caught because it helps the elites. you bet if they caught whiff of a supernatural murder weapon they'll sic their best glowies to figure out who has it and seize it
Replies: >>279745633
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:18:58 PM No.279740417
>>279726966
kek
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:21:03 PM No.279740445
>>279740174
Oh yeah, High Potential. It's fun enough if you're missing cable TV detective shows like Monk.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:22:07 PM No.279740460
>>279740076
i do like how ultimately everything was in the hands of a bored god. if light wasn't as entertaining ryuk could've just killed him and hauled the note to someone else. or maybe if kira lost he would just pick another guy for L to find.
hell, eventually ryuk may have just started fucking with L for shits and giggles.

there really wasn't a victory for anyone from the get go
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:05:11 PM No.279742064
not including the movies
not including the movies
md5: 3224c966e15627cb0f6fad07c076b575๐Ÿ”
>>279728843
>over fifteen years of adaptations
>over a hundred episodes and three theatrical releases
>nobody watched it
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:18:09 PM No.279742305
>>279733627
No.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:38:24 PM No.279744663
The Inugami Family.1080p.Bluray(01_46_26.921)0002
The Inugami Family.1080p.Bluray(01_46_26.921)0002
md5: 3e608cf3c984c5705959b1e6f0345271๐Ÿ”
>>279735995
Hope you're having fun in there, anon.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:01:19 PM No.279745633
>>279740373
Pretty much, it always comes out that they of known about the guy before
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:09:09 PM No.279745950
>>279717947
First of all I wouldn't even kill people in the present. I'd gather info and write all the killings to happen someday in the future. In fact, all of them would happen the same day, a few years in the future.
Replies: >>279765533
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:15:59 PM No.279746226
>>279717734
Because Columbo would solve everything. Like Columbo is the kind of character who would have figured out Conan's identity, the identity of Shadow Man, and be on his flight back to America in one chapter as opposed to Conan's what, 1500?
Replies: >>279785524
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:23:12 PM No.279746511
>>279734366
There's no L in real life, but there are plenty of people who when put together in the same room would end up figuring the same things as L.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:31:41 PM No.279746869
columbo's son bolonco
columbo's son bolonco
md5: 50069c62e100070f013f73ea618bd259๐Ÿ”
>>279717734
He prefers to send in his son to deal with that weeb shit.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:35:58 PM No.279747031
Kira case chart 2
Kira case chart 2
md5: 7bbff70acb591674363393e7ce28af5c๐Ÿ”
Needs an /a/ version
Replies: >>279747431 >>279749150 >>279750003 >>279750429 >>279750445 >>279751355 >>279753055 >>279753497 >>279754513 >>279754670 >>279760479 >>279760584 >>279765439 >>279765952 >>279766030 >>279766387 >>279770874 >>279771080 >>279775000 >>279775099 >>279775126 >>279782120 >>279785422 >>279785758 >>279785843 >>279789364 >>279799585 >>279805730 >>279813104 >>279813519 >>279814243 >>279824987 >>279825908 >>279828718
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:45:39 PM No.279747431
>>279747031
I fucking hate W being in the 'Could not intuit the mechanics of the Death Note.' Philip is literally connected into the Earth's Collective Memory.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:49:16 PM No.279747571
johnny
johnny
md5: 45a6081897a6bae9d0db62c1e79661b9๐Ÿ”
>Kira? Could be anyone
Replies: >>279749920 >>279751720
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:16:52 PM No.279748648
>>279739565
>best, most comfy detective show of all time
how did he do it?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:31:15 PM No.279749150
>>279747031
I see Dojima but where's the Persona 4 investigation team? I think I'd put them in can intuit the mechanics and cannot solve the case.
Replies: >>279749194
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:32:40 PM No.279749194
>>279749150
Oh, nevermind I see Naoto, who I assume represents them. I would have put them all on there though, like they did for Scooby Doo.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:52:43 PM No.279749920
>>279747571
kek
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:54:55 PM No.279750003
>>279747031
>York couldn't catch Kira.
Bullshit. He's a genius criminal profiler. He would've pegged who Light was based on Kira's actions.
Replies: >>279750252 >>279778773
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:02:30 PM No.279750252
>>279750003
>Didn't realize who the real culprit was until the very end after it was too late
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:05:25 PM No.279750349
>>279740022
Well, sure, but even if they're all possible, the point is that they're still crazy ridiculous "but how could it have happened?" puzzles that become the focus of the detective-ing. Colombo doesn't really do that. The usual process is Colombo's increasingly unnerving investigation prompts the perpetrator to start spiraling and giving themselves away, often giving Colombo more ammunition.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:07:36 PM No.279750429
>>279747031
Sissel trying to solve the case would be neat. Going 4 minutes before someone's death would be pretty useless in most cases, but the moment he did so for someone close to Light it'd be pretty obvious. Especially if it was Ray Penber or double especially for his wife.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:07:58 PM No.279750442
>>279719413
>>279718212
>>279718099
What if you used something like TOR?
Replies: >>279750518
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:08:01 PM No.279750445
>>279747031
I don't watch westernshit
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:10:14 PM No.279750518
>>279750442
Ironically one of TOR's weaknesses is that if you had global collaboration you can still track who's doing what. If the USA, China, and India agreed to work together on the Kira case (which happened somewhat in the series proper with there being international agents pursuing Kira at first) it'd be easy to track that traffic back to Light. And due to the false sense of security, his traffic would be very Kira-identifiable.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:32:18 PM No.279751355
>>279747031
What exactly is the logic over whether or not a character can intuit the mechanics of the Death Note?
Replies: >>279751631 >>279787419
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:39:21 PM No.279751631
>>279751355
I'd imagine a combination of how well they could figure out that Kira needs a face and full legal name to kill along with how open they are to magical thinking and accepting there is a magical notebook that does this. The other axis is just if they can find out if Light is Kira, regardless of if they figure out the book at all.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:39:39 PM No.279751642
AAAAQT_rrQFM-3bTFtPe9UoxigAWVRBSNHg-IhcLHmPQZLFLFfeDnHux_1Pg7hiUy4G3IIdNN9t7IRnY05zq86TXGkcMkaSGWCkIk4I_CnhvqEx-op0bp65a9fe7MI-5K3XKMqXC4q4wfPaIjWRr1Pul0lso9a4
>>279730394
I dunno, I think women can pull off bumbling and vapid but not bimbo
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:41:34 PM No.279751720
1707961557000
1707961557000
md5: ad189a68f4c44c5a568f2dcd9adebbcd๐Ÿ”
>>279747571
Alright, here.
Replies: >>279763762
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:15:09 PM No.279752923
Naomi had the worst stupidity moment by handing Light her genuine credentials. She would have won if not for that.

>>279733627
Maybe you're thinking of the Simpsons parody.
Replies: >>279756196 >>279756820
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:18:57 PM No.279753055
>>279747031
I still say that Wright should be in the upper-left, he's dealt with plenty of spiritual mumbo-jumbo and definitely is willing to consider the extraordinary, even if just to bluff to the judge.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:32:52 PM No.279753497
1746712529792911
1746712529792911
md5: c10095131987d8bf542b038d3745a0b4๐Ÿ”
>>279747031
Arashiyama Hotori in the top right.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:05:40 PM No.279754513
1747682922472
1747682922472
md5: 28c0fb756a298e4a5abfdbb1bb544bc8๐Ÿ”
>>279747031
I could solve the Kira case!
Replies: >>279763969
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:10:30 PM No.279754670
1735181908896489
1735181908896489
md5: 7b195e08e92de83134f9a947c736dbf3๐Ÿ”
>>279747031
Can solve
Cannot intuit
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:42:23 PM No.279755716
Young Kindaichi case files
Young Kindaichi case files
md5: aab8cf218bc2a22f25e07ffb3b0927e4๐Ÿ”
>>279717734
>Why can't we just get a Columbo anime?
There are tons of detective or detective style anime/manga.
No, I'm not talking about Conan here.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:57:56 PM No.279756196
>>279752923
>YOU JUST HAVE TO GIVE ME YOUR REAL NAME HAHA HOW ABOUT THAT? YOUR REAL NAME, YES? IT'S ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY FOR ME TO KNOW YOUR REAL NAME RIGHT HERE AND NOW PLEASE TELL ME YOUR REAL NAME *NERVOUS PEN TWIRLING*
>O-okay
Replies: >>279759764
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:20:42 PM No.279756820
>>279752923
IIRC, didn't the author admit he had to kill her off because she and L together would be too much for Light?
Replies: >>279757996
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:08:58 AM No.279757996
>>279756820
>kills character arbitrarily to save the MC
by his own worldbuilding, he should've committed sudoku after that
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:17:03 AM No.279759764
>>279756196
It's kinda funny that had she bluffed again, Light would've lost there and then.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:45:15 AM No.279760479
>>279747031
>marple in could not
disregarded
Replies: >>279818876
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:49:35 AM No.279760584
a5b4b3a2e391af5f27907b2cd9f2bae6
a5b4b3a2e391af5f27907b2cd9f2bae6
md5: a5b4b3a2e391af5f27907b2cd9f2bae6๐Ÿ”
>>279747031
>nu-poirot
Replies: >>279804911
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:46:16 AM No.279763527
1546487476852
1546487476852
md5: 5cda60d7306b53fc175b6d5b224f0ae6๐Ÿ”
I need more detectives in anime. The mystery genre is underused.
Replies: >>279763904 >>279774762 >>279790429 >>279825570
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:56:08 AM No.279763762
>>279751720
>"There's been some talk down town"
>"They say crooks who shows up on television on a certain time frame around evening dies one way or the other"
Replies: >>279769343
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:58:06 AM No.279763799
1638655983101
1638655983101
md5: c43336aabf9810ab31e8a3659827949a๐Ÿ”
>>279717456 (OP)
>I don't know this girl, but I do know her name. It's Kaeru. My wife, she got a white dress like that, you see. And by remembering her name, I understand a little more about myself. My name is Columbo. Brilliant detective? No sir, I'm just a lieutenant.
Replies: >>279764680
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:01:10 AM No.279763879
>>279717456 (OP)
FINALLY SOMEONE ON THIS BOARD WITH SOME GOOD FUCKING TASTE
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:02:10 AM No.279763904
>>279763527
detective fiction is underused
Replies: >>279774762
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:04:07 AM No.279763948
>>279729713
Hyouka and Shoushimin Series are both based on novels by an author that's obviously obsessed with Christie, but the mysteries are usually not on the level of murder.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:04:49 AM No.279763969
>>279754513
Urine-kun...
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:07:00 AM No.279764016
>>279730689
I downloaded this when I meant to download Undead Unluck. Is it actually good?
Replies: >>279772192
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:18:49 AM No.279764265
I never liked columbo as a kid because it showed you the killer which kills the point of a whodunit but as I've aged I discovered that its not a whodunit but a howdunit. Now I enjoy it fully.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:31:08 AM No.279764494
>>279717848
Once
again
another
fucking
retard
that
didn't
actually
read
Death
Note.
It
was
entirely
explicitly
explained
WHAT
Light
wanted
and
why
he
fucked
up
.
I
am
so
tired
of
fucking
illiterate
retards.
Replies: >>279764577 >>279764621 >>279764762
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:33:49 AM No.279764552
>>279719519
Was he a sister fucker?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:34:43 AM No.279764577
>>279764494
I will NEVER read Death Note and I will keep making that comment whenever people mention Death Note
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:36:30 AM No.279764621
>>279764494
>OaafrtdaDNIweeeWLwawhfu. Iastofir
What did he mean by this?
Replies: >>279779164
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:38:48 AM No.279764660
>>279717947
I fucking hate zero literacy retards so fucking much.

"NOT GETTING CAUGHT" WAS NEVER LIGHT'S GOAL
IF HE WANTED TO JUST KILL BAD PEOPLE SO "NO ONE WOULD EVER KNOW", HE COULD HAVE DONE IT EASILY, THAT DOESN'T NEED TO BE DIAGRAMMED
THAT WASN'T THE POINT OF THE STORY
IT SHOWED US EXACTLY WHERE HE WENT WRONG
HE DIDN'T WANT TO BE "ANONYMOUS"
HE WANTED THE WORLD TO LIVE IN FEAR THAT A "NEW GOD" WOULD PUNISH ALL WRONGDOING
HE ****WANTED THEM TO KNOW**** THAN AN INTELLIGENT ENTITY WAS BEHIND THE KILLINGS
HE WANTED TO BE THAT GOD
THAT WAS THE HEEL THAT LED TO HIS INEVITABLE DOWNFALL
HUBRIS AND ARROGANCE AND LUCIFERIAN TOTALITARIAN IMPULSE

for fuck's sake
you people are so incredibly unbelievably stupid
>iF iT wAs mE i WoUldNT gEt CaUgHt, hErEs hOw:
Replies: >>279764762 >>279764764 >>279764768 >>279779842
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:39:49 AM No.279764680
>>279763799
S2 never...
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:44:09 AM No.279764762
>>279764660
>>279764494
wanting people to know Kira is real and the god of the new world is not the same as "UHM ACTUALLY HE WANTED TO GET CAUGHT AND KILLED AND HUMILIATED"
That's it, you can go shitting your diaper in the corner now
Replies: >>279764914 >>279764929
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:44:15 AM No.279764764
>>279764660
He still could have become a god without being easily baited and caught
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:44:25 AM No.279764768
>>279764660
Correct, but what Light wanted to do is, indeed, completely impossible today.

You can argue all you want about whether you can use the death note stealthily or not (and the answer is obviously yes it just depends on how much you can disguise your kills as accidents/killings), but you absolutely can't flaunt your kills as divine smites, elevate yourself as a god and expect to get away with it in 2025.
Replies: >>279764821 >>279764914 >>279764929
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:46:55 AM No.279764808
1719416659091103
1719416659091103
md5: 002083a8c004f28d762d4651f0fcf059๐Ÿ”
To the /g/ autists

What could the government possibly do if the population, in Kira's support, started accessing news sources with the names/pictures of criminals en masse, with the explicit purpose of helping camouflage the real Kira among the thousands of IPs accessing these websites?

If Light was literally the only person accessing these websites in a "Kira pattern" yes, he would easily be caught. But you are not considering that so many people would support him and help him get away with it, it's not even funny. The bar for being killed by the Death Note is very high, it's basically "newsworthy criminal", 99.999% of the population can safely support him without any fears. And the government has no ways of distinguishing the real Kira from millions of people pretending to be him online.
Replies: >>279764858 >>279799670 >>279830728
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:47:31 AM No.279764821
>>279764768
except you can
just read the most popular news sites, watch the most popular news channels, use that to choose targets, delay your kills by a few days to a week, and blend into the hundreds of millions of people who are indistinguishable from you
you could even make the target explode in a geyser of blood every time to make it obviously a smiting and it would be impossible to catch you
Replies: >>279764858 >>279764914 >>279764929
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:49:16 AM No.279764858
>>279764821
Problem is when you access the news sites, then you access the wikipedia list of the most wanted terrorists, then you access the russian government member list, then you access the list of the top 10 democrat politicians, all in quick succession, and they die 1 week later.

The only way to get away with this is to start with low time criminals until you build a popular support like >>279764808 said. When people start covering for you, go nuts.
Replies: >>279771975
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:49:58 AM No.279764873
mrs-columbo
mrs-columbo
md5: dd71c18e266d819db49c7dd599148a8c๐Ÿ”
>>279730394
I don't know why you're all talking about this as a hypothetical. They tried it in 1979 and it was an unmitigated disaster.
Replies: >>279769984
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:50:53 AM No.279764892
There is so much shit Kira could do. The death note has a lot of potential that the author never tapped into. For instance light could control the CIA director into doing away with all the backdoors or even using it to Kira's advantage by dumping their full data into a source and instructing the world to open it. Then Light makes a copy of it and gets millions of people to kill over the next several years. It's so easy to counter the government when you have full control over every person with a name and a photo.
Replies: >>279772670
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:51:49 AM No.279764914
>>279764762
>seething because you were so fucking dumb you projected your own wants onto the character whom the story explicitly described to you

>>279764768
>but you absolutely can't flaunt your kills as divine smites, elevate yourself as a god and expect to get away with it in 2025.
That's the whole point. You couldn't get away with it back then either.

>>279764821
>just read the most popular news sites, watch the most popular news channels, use that to choose targets, delay your kills by a few days to a week, and blend into the hundreds of millions of people who are indistinguishable from you Are you genuinely, actually illiterate? That WAS NOT WHAT LIGHT WANTED. He wanted "Light Yagami" to be hidden, but he wanted "GOD" to be known. Once you've made that conceit, you've doomed yourself to capture, because the only way to maintain the certainty that GOD is real is to prove it. You can't have Light's god being believed in if it's some plausibly deniable rumor that people give up because there's not enough evidence to declare a divine intelligence. Light's hubris and need to reign on top of the world IS the inevitability that created his downfall.
On again, STOP PROJECTING WHAT *YOU* WOULD DO WITH THE DEATH NOTE and read what LIGHT ACTUALLY WANTED TO ACCOMPLISH.
Replies: >>279764927 >>279765019
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:52:17 AM No.279764920
this guy is actually mad
Replies: >>279764968
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:52:47 AM No.279764927
>>279764914
>That's the whole point. You couldn't get away with it back then either.
Yes you could

You just had to not go out of your way to personally meet the detectives in charging of catching you, all of the sole purpose of getting extra style points as you arrange their death
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:52:49 AM No.279764929
>>279764762
>seething because you were so fucking dumb you projected your own wants onto the character whom the story explicitly described to you

>>279764768
>but you absolutely can't flaunt your kills as divine smites, elevate yourself as a god and expect to get away with it in 2025.
That's the whole point. You couldn't get away with it back then either.

>>279764821
>just read the most popular news sites, watch the most popular news channels, use that to choose targets, delay your kills by a few days to a week, and blend into the hundreds of millions of people who are indistinguishable from you
Are you genuinely, actually illiterate? That WAS NOT WHAT LIGHT WANTED. He wanted "Light Yagami" to be hidden, but he wanted "GOD" to be known. Once you've made that conceit, you've doomed yourself to capture, because the only way to maintain the certainty that GOD is real is to prove it. You can't have Light's god being believed in if it's some plausibly deniable rumor that people give up because there's not enough evidence to declare a divine intelligence. Light's hubris and need to reign on top of the world IS the inevitability that created his downfall.
On again, STOP PROJECTING WHAT *YOU* WOULD DO WITH THE DEATH NOTE and read what LIGHT ACTUALLY WANTED TO ACCOMPLISH.

fixed greentext linebreak
Replies: >>279765002 >>279765019 >>279765525
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:55:10 AM No.279764968
>>279764920
Yes, I am mad. Mad at stupidity, mad at idiocy, mad at illiteracy. This is called justifiable anger. I shouldn't have to inhabit a board of such mouthdroolers and speedreaders. You should be able to do better. You shouldn't need me to explain the simple things the manga itself told you outright. When a citizen sees a jeet like you shitting in the street, it is not the citizen who is wrong for his wrath at the immigrant.
"u mad" is not the epic 0wn you think it is.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:55:47 AM No.279764981
>On again
Replies: >>279764989 >>279765073
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:56:38 AM No.279764989
1732043410468
1732043410468
md5: b22a89e2dd2b554eb570d7025728356f๐Ÿ”
>>279764981
Concession accepted, lackwit
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:57:29 AM No.279765002
>>279764929
>On again
Replies: >>279765073
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:58:09 AM No.279765019
>>279764914
>>279764929
>On again twice
lmfao
Replies: >>279765073 >>279765099
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:01:17 AM No.279765073
>>279764981
>>279765002
>>279765019
>three posts
Usual reaction from the typical streetshitter being put in his place by his betters.
Replies: >>279765081
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:01:37 AM No.279765081
1718850963312132
1718850963312132
md5: 63d88211a810d2a73811de78e2aba781๐Ÿ”
>>279765073
Uhh
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:02:35 AM No.279765099
>>279765019
Is there really no extra death note content? I read that short epilogue where the guy sells the death note to trump, but otherwise, how is there not like 12 different spinoff series about death note, it's such an interesting concept.

No, I'm not ready a shitty novel.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:09:25 AM No.279765222
why are all these weebs seething in my colombo thread
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:12:38 AM No.279765287
I feel like Light's biggest mistake was not completely having rem/misa under his thumb at all times. He should have convinced her to be her live in slave. He not only chased out an extremely useful tool, he let free a loose end who is a bit stupid.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:19:19 AM No.279765389
BitchNote
BitchNote
md5: 865cf794699df35a67ebfe44a78107de๐Ÿ”
>this thread
I need to watch Columbo
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:22:45 AM No.279765439
pyshc-where-to-watch-every-season (1)
pyshc-where-to-watch-every-season (1)
md5: feafc7544f67500df472a381498d6c52๐Ÿ”
>>279747031
Could solve the case, Shawn would struggle with the supernatural nature or the death note- however his partner: Dr. Sue-Shi Roll Jones would intuit the mechanics
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:28:36 AM No.279765525
>>279764929
> he wanted "GOD" to be known. Once you've made that conceit, you've doomed yourself to capture, because the only way to maintain the certainty that GOD is real is to prove it
You can prove that something exists without giving away enough information that the authorities can arrest you, dumbass. The latter is not a consequence of the former. Your angry meltdown in this thread is entertaining, though, I'll give you that.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:29:01 AM No.279765533
>>279745950
That would be the only smart move.
If you start killing people (criminal or otherwise) piecemeal then eventually everyone is going to figure out staying anonymous is the only path to safety, and would adjusts their behaviors for it.
The fact L is the only character that ever acts in an anonymous capacity only shows how hacky the writing is.
Replies: >>279779211
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:35:22 AM No.279765642
I haven't read death note in a while, but how do you kill someone with the book if they share the same name? They must be millions of John Smiths out there. How do I kill a specific John Smith. In minecraft, of course.
Replies: >>279765762 >>279765794
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:36:49 AM No.279765673
Light L chip_thumb.jpg
Light L chip_thumb.jpg
md5: 32a3e56cee72f92a6841ae1e220d8b44๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:42:21 AM No.279765762
>>279765642
no two people in japan have the same name
Replies: >>279765812
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:43:58 AM No.279765794
>>279765642
It's why the face is important.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:44:14 AM No.279765796
Any more good shows from 70s-80s I should watch?
Replies: >>279768632 >>279769263 >>279769426 >>279770576 >>279770840 >>279809735
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:45:00 AM No.279765812
>>279765762
>t. Toshi Honda
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:54:57 AM No.279765952
>>279747031
Are there that many detectives or mystery solvers in anime?

Mao Mao: intuit, not solve
The Hyouka gang: not intuit, not solve
Syd Craft: intuit, solve
Twilight: not intuit, solve (with Anya's help)
Yor: not intuit, not solve
Haruhi's gang: intuit, solve
CCS: intuit, solve (probably all magical girls could do it)
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:00:13 AM No.279766030
>>279747031
So the ones that can intuit are the ones that had contact with the supernatural or are out of touch with reality.
And solving the case depends on how cool they are.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:01:13 AM No.279766051
>>279717734
The better move would have been to have all your targets die on the same day/same time as far in advance as possible
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:26:08 AM No.279766387
1750178158984955
1750178158984955
md5: 63ee27c7527fc15b4c1f23269fa520fc๐Ÿ”
>>279747031
i disagree with a lot of choices and my autism forced me to make my version. i deleted the chars i dont know enough to take a stance about them.
Replies: >>279766453 >>279766971 >>279767675 >>279768141 >>279775099 >>279777743 >>279782120 >>279785613 >>279813519
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:31:27 AM No.279766453
>>279766387
why deckard?
Replies: >>279766493
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:34:34 AM No.279766493
>>279766453
if i remember right he often get outplayed in the movies. he's smart but not THAT smart.
Replies: >>279768295
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:56:02 AM No.279766838
prime
prime
md5: 12f46bc78d05fa6071bde5a4d1f1f89e๐Ÿ”
What is the "Yes, Prime minister" of anime?
Replies: >>279769138 >>279819193
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:59:03 AM No.279766860
>>279734883
Best girl
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:06:27 AM No.279766971
>>279766387
Are you imagining these characters in Death Note's world or Kira in their worlds? With how much surveillance data Motoko has access to she would quickly pinpoint Light from his patterns, but I guess she might struggle with the lower technology and incompetent allies she would have as a Death Note character.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:52:45 AM No.279767675
>>279766387
In Sam & Max's case, I think Max would have a pretty decent chance of intuiting the Death Note's mechanics, so I think their original placement was fairer.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:26:33 AM No.279768141
>>279766387
How would the Morioh gang not intuit the mechanics of the Death Note? Intuiting how bizarre abilities work is a JoJo character's specialty.
Replies: >>279768381
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:37:10 AM No.279768295
>>279766493
yeah, so why put him in can solve? he doesnt really do any impressive gumshoe-ing
Replies: >>279768381
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:43:50 AM No.279768381
>>279768141
they get most of the key info from the ghost girl, without her kira would still be around dining with chopped hands.
>>279768295
he gets his shit done, he's an hard to track lone wolf and dont play by the rules. kinda like mello but less gay. light is weak to this kind of guys since he relies on predicting his enemies moves. also he's an overachiever, call it a luck build since he always manage to come up on top.
Replies: >>279768550
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:57:08 AM No.279768550
>>279768381
deckard relies completely on physical evidence to track the replicants, wouldn't help much in a death note case.
Replies: >>279768789
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:04:05 AM No.279768632
>>279765796
Alfred Hitchcock Presents
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:17:05 AM No.279768789
>>279768550
he's still probably good enough to connect the dots and track down the potential kira. and once tracked he would come out on top. that's enough to call the case solved, i guess.
Replies: >>279769192
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:43:37 AM No.279769138
>>279766838
Legend of the Galactic Heroes.
Replies: >>279808552
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:46:52 AM No.279769192
>>279768789
>he's still probably good enough to connect the dots
based on what? he doesn't connect any dots in the film. all the other replicants either come to him or are encountered by chance. he doesn't attempt to analyze motive and guess their next move at any point (which tbf to the character is part of the point of the movie)
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:53:36 AM No.279769263
>>279765796
The Prisoner (late 60s but whatever.)
Kolchak: The Night Stalker
Kojak
The Rockford Files
Replies: >>279769314
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:56:04 AM No.279769293
1724297118382567
1724297118382567
md5: 6422e380bbe281c3f73dba8d3ac75f34๐Ÿ”
what about kirigiri
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:58:00 AM No.279769314
>>279769263
kolchak is severely underrated. the premise would make for a goid anime too
Replies: >>279770108
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:00:28 AM No.279769343
>>279763762
Hey Johnny, I got a problem. There's this girl in highschool who calls me an idiot, it looks like she hates be, but then she also gives me a bento everyday and says it's because she made too much and it isn't like she likes me or anything. You have any idea what this is all about?
Replies: >>279770776
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:07:40 AM No.279769426
>>279765796
Miami Vice
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:08:47 AM No.279769434
2d0534ba6d9ac9652c56f670b2958c8ce2356d56_hq
2d0534ba6d9ac9652c56f670b2958c8ce2356d56_hq
md5: c6cae19f59c6fe401d5ea53c3a02d23e๐Ÿ”
>>279717456 (OP)
I`m an old fart millennial and seeing people probably half my age loving a show my parents were watching while it was airing is nearly heartwarming to a point of feeling sick because of how sweet it is.

ech...
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:16:12 AM No.279769539
>>279724943
who is Ms Marple?
Replies: >>279802616
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:50:03 AM No.279769981
>>279736342
This would not work. If the key gets stuck on ANYTHING (and it would) the string would come off.
Replies: >>279799476
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:50:18 AM No.279769984
20250618_043853
20250618_043853
md5: c1d3da35e52ffb61ea2f47a04bd25e11๐Ÿ”
>>279764873
Well yeah, piggybacking off of another show without the involvement of the original show's creators or lead actor was always bound to be a bad idea.

Funniest thing is that the creators of Columbo did go on to make a female-led series that was much more successful.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:01:24 AM No.279770108
>>279769314
There are tons of supernatural series in Japan but I can't think of any that really nail the same vibe.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:47:08 AM No.279770576
>>279765796
The Sandbaggers
The Professionals
The Beiderbecke Trilogy
Replies: >>279819170
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:06:24 PM No.279770776
>>279769343
>Sorry pal, wouldn't know anything about the broad
Replies: >>279770973
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:12:24 PM No.279770840
[LonelyChaser] Tantei Monogatari - 01 [7365033B](00_01_16.033)0001
>>279765796
Tantei Monogatari
Oretachi wa Tenshi da!!
Abunai Deka.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:15:31 PM No.279770874
Kira case v
Kira case v
md5: a095374b3afffc0060febe87e2a096ac๐Ÿ”
>>279747031
Found the /v/ one
Replies: >>279771651 >>279779908
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:23:32 PM No.279770973
bribe-cropped-image-of-man-in-shirt-and-tie-taking-money-from-the-envelope-while-standing-isolated-on-white-photo
>>279770776
Replies: >>279771313
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:35:06 PM No.279771080
>>279747031
The main issue with outing kira is making the connection that these deaths are somehow the work of a magic wizard. From then on it's trivial and a 10 year old could do it since Light made no real effort of hiding himself. If you don't make that connection you cannot solve the kira case and you'll be going around in circles. Most of the character in the left bottom box could not solve the case due to either not being schizo enough or not being used to the supernatural.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:59:40 PM No.279771313
>>279770973
>Alright pal listen and listen closely, what you have is called fate. You might be a keep it to yourself baseball card collecting nerd but that chick will fall for you no matter what you do. All you need to do is say something awkward, cringe even, and suddenly her friends, her cousin, the tanlines track girl, the cafe lady, and even a broadway opera singer will huddle up around you. Don't let that bother you, do anything you want but she will be the only one
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:32:42 PM No.279771651
>>279770874
robocop?
Replies: >>279771669 >>279797355
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:35:09 PM No.279771669
>>279771651
Bottom left
He'd just bibibibibi Kira to death and it'd be over
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:00:16 PM No.279771975
>>279764858
>then you access the list of the top 10 democrat politicians, all in quick succession, and they die 1 week later.
I'm sure that many democratic politicians would die too, but you're naive if you believe that Republican politicians would be spared, Republican politicians statistically commit more crimes than Democratic ones.
Replies: >>279772011 >>279776718
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:02:44 PM No.279772011
>>279771975
I genuinely doubt that. Democratic politicians are simply better at hiding their crimes and not getting caught.
Replies: >>279772222 >>279776718
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:16:45 PM No.279772176
>>279730689
The first arcs were okay but the last one about the werewolves was dragging on for too long.
Replies: >>279772192
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:17:46 PM No.279772192
>>279772176
meant for >>279764016
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:19:56 PM No.279772222
>>279772011
If anything I'd say that it's easier for Republicans to get away with corrupt activities. When a Democrat is corrupt, their fellow Democrats immediately turn on them, when a Republican is corrupt, they just claim that it's a witch hunt fake news and people like you believe it.
Replies: >>279772280 >>279775086
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:24:25 PM No.279772280
>>279772222
>When a Democrat is corrupt, their fellow Democrats immediately turn on them

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Replies: >>279773364
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:52:29 PM No.279772670
>>279764892
Realistically you would just need one of the names among the 0.01% and imagine the merchant face when you write it down. The mode of death is that he compiles all the photos of the private yacht and island parties with all names written down on top of each face, and all relevant facts connected (for flavor) into a zip archive, then uploads it on a litterbox set to expire in 30 minutes, then sets his computer on fire and then himself. You specify the URL name in the text. You go to the URL and download the file before it self-destructs. You now know the names and faces of a bunch of Hollywood pedos and other crooks and go medieval on them. All these people know each other or sit a couple degrees of acquaintance away, so you could quickly destroy every single one of them across the world by repeating this a couple times. Repeat this for the heads of organized crime. Light was retarded for targeting petty criminals instead of clearing all the biggest fish first. It would also have kept a lower profile because the law would've thought of organizations targeting powerful people rather than something supernatural for way too long to do anything about it.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:03:59 PM No.279772809
>>279718033
Could've fooled me, all he ever did was killing randos on tv.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:42:34 PM No.279773364
>>279772280
Except it's true. Eric Adams, Bob Menendez, Al Franken... Even Joe Biden had to drop out of the race because his own voters turned on him once it became clear he was not fit for office anymore.
Meanwhile, Republicans can do whatever they want as long as they keep parroting the current party line and bend the kneee to Trump, and their voters won't care.
Replies: >>279773485 >>279778796
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:47:41 PM No.279773485
>>279773364
>Even Joe Biden had to drop out of the race because his own voters turned on him once it became clear he was not fit for office anymore
Bro, literally everyone knew he was a walking corpse the entire time. They just dropped the pretense.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:52:08 PM No.279774762
>>279763527
>>279763904
The reason is that you actually have to be smart to write a good mystery. One of the best things about Death Note is that Light and L are smart guys written by a smart guy, they actually get big brain moments instead of everyone else holding the retard ball when it's their time to shine.
Replies: >>279785727
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:03:05 PM No.279775000
1748360382716152
1748360382716152
md5: 2fdc1e116eb5be404790cadb772670ed๐Ÿ”
>>279747031
He c-could.
>failed to save Beato in EP4
Replies: >>279789815
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:06:13 PM No.279775086
>>279772222
They're all corrupt, you retard; You don't get into the club unless they have dirt they can use to blackmail you into line. It's a consequence of the system.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:06:50 PM No.279775099
>>279747031
>>279766387
I love seeing Dirty Harry on here because it implies he just puts a bullet in Light the minute he finds him monologing about godhood
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:07:52 PM No.279775126
>>279747031
If Harry has enough points in the appropriate skills, would he be able to see Ryuk without touching the Death Note?
Replies: >>279789018 >>279822079
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:51:40 PM No.279776451
honjinsatsujinjikenscrn
honjinsatsujinjikenscrn
md5: bb93b2f65bdb4ab1fb10158134902260๐Ÿ”
>>279735969
A visual novel based on one of the books came out pretty recently.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:58:24 PM No.279776611
>>279739477
but that would be asking too much out of women
the vast majority is straight up retarded after all
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:02:36 PM No.279776718
>>279772011
>>279771975
>actual red team blue team BS on my /a/
both parties are corrupt to their very core and 99% of all politicians in the US need to get beheaded ASAP
Replies: >>279776768
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:04:14 PM No.279776768
>>279776718
for a moment i thought you were talking about tf2
but i think 100% of politicians in the world need to be done away with ASAP as possible
Replies: >>279776890
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:07:05 PM No.279776843
>>279717783
Just change up the kills. It's impossible to figure out it's magic.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:08:57 PM No.279776890
>>279776768
That would be blu team you fukken casual. TF2 anime when?
Replies: >>279777235 >>279777437
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:21:41 PM No.279777235
I Don't Want That
I Don't Want That
md5: 13db9bf2774f7aa964f85e4c17385238๐Ÿ”
>>279776890
you right, sry
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:29:44 PM No.279777437
>>279776890
>Heavy is now a smug loli
Replies: >>279777601
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:34:12 PM No.279777575
>>279717783
Light is a retard that wanted to get caught. A person who really didn't wan't to get caught would compile a bunch of names and photos before even the first kill, wait a few years and then go in a 3rd world country basement with no phone or internet, kill everyone and bunker down for a few more years.
Replies: >>279777742
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:35:10 PM No.279777601
>>279777437
I imagine that for spy
now I want to imagine every single tf2 class separately
I'll start with my main, demoman. I figure he'd be a 1000 yo dragon loli that is cursed, just like merasmus' book cursed demo's eye socket
Replies: >>279777708
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:38:48 PM No.279777708
>>279777601
>I imagine that for spy
maybe spy is a loli too
Replies: >>279778125
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:39:47 PM No.279777742
>>279777575
Not even that. Literally just write every death down as an accident. That is by far the most broken ability the death note has, because it's so fucking vague. You don't even need to write down the specific type of accident, you can just write "accident" and it works. Either through some rube-goldberg shit, a traffic collision, or the victim straight up just tripping over their own legs and breaking their neck.
Completely untraceable.
Replies: >>279778046 >>279787483
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:39:48 PM No.279777743
>>279766387
>question couldn't intuit the death note
The Question would already know everything about it and would have told the police 10 years ago about it
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:40:01 PM No.279777749
images(12)
images(12)
md5: c3459ee473b6d5ca10223ec0b777e1e5๐Ÿ”
>Just... one more thing, Mr. Uzumaki. You say, Sasuke, of the Uchiha clan, is your friend? It's just that, well, where I came from, and mayhaps we are backwards back home, friends don't try to kill eachother every time they meet.
Replies: >>279777889
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:45:12 PM No.279777889
1750199893499443m
1750199893499443m
md5: 51e731d14a3d34b76718e4f813d40a90๐Ÿ”
>>279777749
>mayhaps
Replies: >>279778200 >>279803074
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:50:39 PM No.279778046
>>279777742
I might get caught because I'd get creative with the deaths and someone smart enough would see a pattern. There's no way I would hate someone intensely enough to write his name into the Death Note, and at the same time have him die of something lame like a heart attack. I'd create an insanely sadistic story every time, to make sure that person is completely and utterly broken by the time he dies. I think you can make so that something happens to family and other dear ones as a contingency if you are clever with the mechanics. I have no interest in killing a simple criminal with a heart attack. I think I'd write only a few people in but the deaths would be so brutal that someone with L tier intelligence might make a connection.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:53:37 PM No.279778125
>>279777708
I like to imagine heavy as a mega tit loli instead of a smug loli
I'm also in doubt as to whether I should declare spy, scout or sniper as the smug loli
Maybe scout (scunt in mind) is mesugaki, sniper is perverted loli (jarate) and spy is undercover cop loli
Replies: >>279778149 >>279778578
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:54:52 PM No.279778149
>>279778125
>heavy as a mega tit loli
that defeats the point of making Heavy into a loli
if anything he'd be the flattest loli of all. that's how it works. the smallest loli gets the biggest weapon
Replies: >>279778483
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:56:25 PM No.279778200
>>279777889
hot
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:03:16 PM No.279778401
>>279718099
>>279717947
You guys have too much faith on intelligence agencies, there are billions of people and let's say, some 4chan user starts killing you know who, do you realize how impossible it would be to narrow it down among all the possible countries. The only possible lead would be if some politicians or criminals in a country all start dying of heart attacks
Replies: >>279778457 >>279780026
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:05:02 PM No.279778457
>>279778401
>The culprit was the hacker known as 4chan
Replies: >>279778501
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:05:42 PM No.279778477
>>279718713
bakemonogatari also has cute girls who frequently get naked
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:05:53 PM No.279778483
>>279778149
Makes sense
Now, I imagine soldier to be someone like a yandere who is in love with America
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:06:27 PM No.279778501
the hacker known as four chang
the hacker known as four chang
md5: 6b57f8c08f50f031d3affb6dcec4271c๐Ÿ”
>>279778457
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:09:18 PM No.279778578
>>279778125
Maybe sniper works better as a deeply depraved lesbian lolicon hag
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:10:50 PM No.279778618
>>279717734
But Ace Attorney already got an anime?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:10:51 PM No.279778619
lumbo
lumbo
md5: d27c900a5a84d684d135b0bd07038cc0๐Ÿ”
>Just a few questions Mr. Forger, you understand. Routine stuff, tying up loose ends.
>Now you've been married for how long now?
>Gee that's funny... you know we searched your place while you were out and it was the darndest thing: full of a couple's things, and yet none of it had been touched! I mean your bed wasn't just made, there wasn't a single crease in the mattress. It's like the two of you'd never even slept on it!
>I'm married just like you Mr. Forger and you know me and my wife, I mean it'd be impossible not to notice if you saw how messy our place is. Her makeup strewn everywhere, my things all over the bedroom, I mean you know, I'm sure.
>And yet I'd say if I didn't know any better your apartment almost looks like you're not married. Like you've just dolled the placed up to make it look like you are.
>...Ah well probably means nothing, these things they just get stuck in my head you see. Sorry for wasting your time Mr. Forger, I'll get out of your hair.
>Oh just one more thing... have you ever heard of the Ostian spy Twilight?
Replies: >>279778702 >>279778857 >>279781657 >>279825874
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:13:51 PM No.279778702
>>279778619
Would Yor offer him freshly baked cookies?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:16:26 PM No.279778773
>>279750003
York literally got a coffee prophecy and still failed, couldn't solve the case until it was already too late and couldn't save anyone
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:17:22 PM No.279778796
1000002402
1000002402
md5: 2fc99f7c28da3e398d24fa348e0afacb๐Ÿ”
>>279773364
>Even Joe Biden had to drop out of the race because his own voters turned on him once it became clear he was not fit for office anymore.
No, when it was clear they couldn't lie to everyone's face about him being unfit anymore
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:18:44 PM No.279778841
mystery bros are the best posters on 4chan, and these threads are exactly the same no matter the board
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:19:35 PM No.279778857
>>279778619
There's no character he cant defeat.
Replies: >>279779689
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:20:13 PM No.279778873
>>279728843
Bakemonogatari is literally the best selling anime of all time.
Replies: >>279789930
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:30:07 PM No.279779121
kira
kira
md5: 0db07624475d6b4114c33cfdf1d9989d๐Ÿ”
>Jones smith will die in 2030 after inventing all the pivotal technologies to create self sustaining o'neill space colonies
>Jeff Bezos will die in the first space colony accident in 2040
><actual target> will die by a lethal thrust from the RX87-2 gundam's plasma sword while piloting a Zaku II unit in 2050
Replies: >>279779223 >>279779316 >>279779705
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:32:08 PM No.279779164
>>279764621
I don't know, but next time I play an elf in a ttrpg I'm naming him Iastofir.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:34:07 PM No.279779211
>>279765533
>The fact L is the only character that ever acts in an anonymous capacity only shows how hacky the writing is.
Pretty much everyone in the series including the japanese task force used fake names, it's just L was the only one hikki enough to only have shown his face to one other person in the entire world by the time Kira starts killing.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:34:30 PM No.279779223
>>279779121
>Uh Light that's not how the Death Note works--HOLY SHIT YOU WERE RIGHT
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:37:53 PM No.279779316
>>279779121
>columbo still solves this
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:44:14 PM No.279779496
>the only reason the police really gets a sniff of Kira's kills is because its intention is for people to know that someone out there is killing criminals
>UH, COULD THE IRL POLICE SOLVE THE CASE?

no, random deaths with random events at there's 0% of chance of getting caught
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:50:38 PM No.279779689
>>279778857
Show me a scenario in which he defeats Freeza
Replies: >>279780059 >>279780107
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:50:56 PM No.279779705
>>279779121
>CEO of porn industry Shlomo Shekelberg dies of suicide by gouging his eyeballs out and shoving a dragon dildo in the sockets, 20 years after naming his son Cringefaggot, whose face looks like pic rel (AI generated deformed niglet). The triggering event is seeing a pubic video of his son getting consensually gangbanged by a pack of pitbulls for xer onlyfans, along with a complete exposition of family history and connections
>He hallucinates Satan's face on the dogs, and before the act he calls his closest collaborator in the industry and says "he came for me, you're next"
>Next entry is Cringefaggot pays a visit to Stable Diffusion CEO Aebe Kikenstein's family a year later, while he's not at home...
Sweet sweet justice
Replies: >>279780896 >>279783876
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:56:01 PM No.279779842
>>279764660
Who cares. It's a thought experiment, not a criticism of the writing.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:58:35 PM No.279779908
>>279770874
I like how they added anon himself up in the left
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:02:32 PM No.279780026
>>279778401
Obviously you'd need to narrow things down in creative ways to even have a chance of catching whoever does it. So people obviously focus on the ways that could even be feasibly done. The issue is that someone who's prepared can sidestep those things, meaning that you'd have to be either ignorant or arrogant to get caught even with modern surveillance at its best.
Replies: >>279780113
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:03:40 PM No.279780059
>>279779689
Freeza is pretty easy to spot his crimes.
It just lacks a police force that can deal with him.
Replies: >>279799730
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:05:06 PM No.279780107
>>279779689
However thinking a bit and posting again, columbo could find something absurdly embarrassing about freeza, and make it go public if freeza tries to off him.
Replies: >>279799730
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:05:25 PM No.279780113
>>279780026
The biggest pitfall is that nobody would think of supernatural means like a Death Note. It's normally impossible to slay someone without being physically present.
Replies: >>279780150
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:06:26 PM No.279780150
>>279780113
well yes but we're handwaving that for the sake of the thought experiment, or else you don't really have any reason to suspect anybody could plausibly be behind it
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:33:19 PM No.279780896
>>279779705
>generate the spawn of people responsible for AIslop with AI so you have both available for further use
>use the pawn you've generated to rape and torture their own family and then commit gruesome suicide
>go on for entire generations until everyone related is dead or insane
is there a better use for a death note?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:51:46 PM No.279781377
>>279740022
>Gosho has defenestrated multiple assistants off of 10 story buildings for "research"
Replies: >>279781425 >>279781464
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:53:43 PM No.279781425
>>279781377
plausible. the lives of assistants are expensable
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:55:07 PM No.279781464
>>279781377
Modern mangaka could never
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:02:56 PM No.279781657
0067.2-006
0067.2-006
md5: ab74a645b00d3dd60804389d4deaa076๐Ÿ”
>>279778619
>It's like the two of you'd never even slept on it!
<Twilight mode activated>
"Oh there's a perfectly normal reason for this that make you dumb for even considering it wasn't"

Then Peanut burst something to put him off track, that bring him back on track
Yor talk about it to her brother or the garden
Columbo barely survives a tragic accident because of a simultaneous assassination attempt during an unexpected control of the SSS.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:09:42 PM No.279781846
what are some good mystery manga?
Replies: >>279782259
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:19:13 PM No.279782120
>>279747031
>>279766387
Sherlock Holmes could never intuit the mechanics of the Death Note: in the books he is an anti-paranormal absolutist and his entire process is reliant on that impossibility of magic.
Honestly he probably couldn't even solve the case because of it, unless you count handing it to his brother to solve.
Replies: >>279811801
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:25:17 PM No.279782259
>>279781846
Tengoku Daimakyou, but it's not a detective whodunit type.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:50:34 PM No.279782905
>>279718713
shit series with talking about nothing
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:23:37 PM No.279783876
>>279779705
>CEO of porn industry Shlomo Shekelberg dies of suicide by gouging his eyeballs out and shoving a dragon dildo in the sockets, 20 years after naming his son Cringefaggot, whose face looks like pic rel (AI generated deformed niglet)
Serious question, can you use the Death Note to cuck someone like that?
Like if you write that someone commits suicide after walking in on his wife with another man, can you also brainwash his wife into cheating on him?
Can you specify that the cheating results in a successful pregnancy, or would the Shinigami King bitch-slap your ass for trying to create life with the Death Note?
Replies: >>279784362
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:40:53 PM No.279784362
>>279783876
If something that isn't possible or feasible is written in the note, the victim just dies of a heart attack instead.
And you can't control people whose names aren't written on the note.
Replies: >>279785042 >>279785325 >>279789722
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:05:52 PM No.279785042
>>279784362
Not my thing, but since the control elements of the death note have always been of interest to me... You could probably work around it by saying the wife dies during childbirth after she started having an affair (and stopped having sex with her husband if you want to be extra cruel and try to ensure he was actually cucked and not just cheated on), right? I think that might sidestep the 23 day rule as you can with some diseases. Could you include a time for her to be caught in the act in her entry as well then enter the husband's suicide as some time after? Nothing impossible there, I think it's just a matter of how much say you get when death doesn't occur within 23 days.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:15:00 PM No.279785325
>>279784362
>And you can't control people whose names aren't written on the note.
Nothing against the rules with using the guy you're killing to rape his own family before offing himself. Death where the perp is shot to death after committing a violent crime would be impossible if Shinigami rules didn't allow them. It would be boring if no Shinigami were a bit sadistic.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:18:42 PM No.279785422
Banacek
Banacek
md5: 7edf5e41c007653242d3da092720ab8e๐Ÿ”
>>279747031
There's an old Polish proverb that says, โ€œItโ€™s harder for the spider to catch the fly, than for the fly to catch the horse.โ€
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:22:33 PM No.279785524
>>279746226
Columbo isn't a murder mystery. Every episode opens with the viewer literally seeing exactly how the murder and crime goes down. Columbo is a more like a slasher film but the criminals are the ones increasingly panicked and cornered by the man who seems to be around every corner.
Replies: >>279804471
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:26:10 PM No.279785613
>>279766387
How would Mystery Inc. go about solving the case?
Replies: >>279804425
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:29:44 PM No.279785698
I haven't watched a single episode of Columbo but I downloaded four seasons. You guys had better be right or I'll demand a refund.
Replies: >>279786168 >>279789490
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:31:13 PM No.279785727
>>279774762
only if your approach puts the clockwork workings of the mystery at the center, and makes the reader unraveling them the purpose of the story.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:32:24 PM No.279785758
>>279747031
How the fuck are K and J guessing how the Death Note works?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:36:03 PM No.279785843
>>279747031
>nardwuar
fucking kek
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:37:41 PM No.279785882
>only murricans care about columbo
explain this
Replies: >>279785945 >>279786098 >>279805473 >>279811853
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:40:20 PM No.279785945
>>279785882
Them having great taste as always?
Replies: >>279785961
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:40:59 PM No.279785961
>>279785945
LOL
LMAO EVEN
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:46:49 PM No.279786098
>>279785882
>only murricans care about columbo

Nah, that's just blatantly untrue. The Japanese had Columbo on Blu-ray long before anybody else, and there's a statue of Columbo in Budapest of all places.
Replies: >>279819078
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:49:09 PM No.279786168
>>279785698
just watch it while you're doing other things. that's how it was intended, some comfy, slow detective stuff. it's not some tight series with some big story or characters.
Replies: >>279786604 >>279793347
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:05:55 AM No.279786604
>>279786168
That's actually good to know, I have model kits to snap.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:38:07 AM No.279787419
>>279751355
Mainly how much belief they have in the supernatural and uncanny
Somebody that dismisses anything paranormal would never be able to intuit the Death Note
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:41:07 AM No.279787483
>>279777742
Light's goal wasn't to personally kill every evildoer on the fucking planet, he wanted it to be clear that the criminals were dying through "divine retribution" so the rest would be intimidated, that's why he spent most of his time killing convicted criminals who were on the news even though this did nothing to decrease crime or bring justice besides terrifying the rest.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:50:01 AM No.279789018
Jean on Harry
Jean on Harry
md5: 4fc1dca4b43df7b3919412286abe540e๐Ÿ”
>>279775126
He could feel a lot of things. When Ryuk is watching him, when Ryuk and Light are talking, when a new victim has died and so on. It all depends on Half Light and Shivers, mostly at least.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:00:26 AM No.279789245
>>279730394
Poker Face is a pretty good attempt at a female Columbo. The director's a fucking hack who doesn't understand the point of Columbo at all, but the actor is good.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:06:08 AM No.279789364
>>279747031
I would pay so much money to watch Drebin take on the Kira case.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:12:55 AM No.279789490
>>279785698
It's great, but don't marathon Columbo, watch one a day and a few a week.
Replies: >>279789700
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:24:11 AM No.279789700
>>279789490
Oh, just one more episode
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:25:05 AM No.279789722
>>279784362
>you can't control people whose names aren't written on the note.
Are you sure about that? Because there's instances like that guy getting hit by a truck where the driver was seemingly controlled.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:30:18 AM No.279789815
>>279775000
Too incompetent.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:35:50 AM No.279789930
>>279778873
That's not true
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:01:20 AM No.279790429
Lonelu Blue Savant
Lonelu Blue Savant
md5: 68ff0da2b18aad32afc1a0431a63c285๐Ÿ”
>>279763527
Then why didn't you watch Zaregoto?
Replies: >>279791217 >>279791356
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:44:37 AM No.279791217
>>279790429
Zaregoto? More like Daregoto.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:51:47 AM No.279791356
>>279790429
Still waiting for Shaft to adapt the rest of the series (never gonna happen).
Replies: >>279791882
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:21:13 AM No.279791882
FZiCRy6aAAEs6pL
FZiCRy6aAAEs6pL
md5: 93711f5e00e553ce33ce167c9b0d0363๐Ÿ”
>>279791356
>(never gonna happen)
Don't give up hope. They might have missed the 20th anniversary, but there is still hope for the 30th anniversary in 2032.
Replies: >>279795286
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:47:11 AM No.279793347
>>279786168
That works after Columbo shows up, but during the first part there is less dialogue and you have to pay attention to the screen to see how the murder is done.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:36:19 AM No.279795286
>>279791882
>2032
Nyo...
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:46:53 AM No.279795427
kariume
kariume
md5: a55d07015fba7503148b0c1fc56df368๐Ÿ”
>>279717456 (OP)
Kira...you're a big liar, aren't you?
Replies: >>279802993
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:37:26 AM No.279796076
MONOGATARI.Series.OFF.and.MONSTER.Season.S01E14.SHINOBUMONOGATARI.Shinobu.Mustard.Part.Six.1080p.CR.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.264-VARYG.mkv_snapshot_18.49_[2025.06.19_07.36.44]
>>279735969
I liked it when the new Monogatari season referenced this.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:29:31 AM No.279796696
Batman would solve it by the end of the day.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:35:23 AM No.279796773
>muh government surveillance
governments aren't going to shift 10 billion search histories to find the one guy whose searches line up exactly 1 minute before a publicly known criminal dies via supernatural causes. this is also easily overcome by just regularly reading/watching the local news or following a bunch of news outlets on social media. Light was retarded for not focusing on high profile criminals and only sticking to one region in Japan. he should have introduced himself as Kira by making some random dictator or criminal politician go on live TV and recite a statement before dying of a stroke. dumb retard should have gotten creative with the notebook.
Replies: >>279824689
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:20:36 AM No.279797267
>>279730394
Poker Face and Apothecary Diaries were pretty good attempts.

There's also Dinner Table Detective, but the MC actually IS stupid.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:29:40 AM No.279797355
>>279771651
would the deathnote actually work on robocop?
Replies: >>279797962
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:43:57 AM No.279797509
Monk could solve the case just from reading an article about one of the mysterious deaths.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:50:38 AM No.279797561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V3-ZXoPA0g
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:29:22 AM No.279797962
>>279797355
If you specified a plausible death, yeah.
If you didn't, because what you wrote is impossible or you just wrote the name, then the default heart attack wouldn't work, at which point the Shinigami King may just make up a new rule, depending on which outcome is more entertaining.
Replies: >>279798169
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:30:45 AM No.279797981
person of interest
person of interest
md5: 2b2b4e1e05cebe184aabbfa21196a2da๐Ÿ”
>>279717456 (OP)
>Mr.Reese. The Machine gave us a new number
Replies: >>279798047
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:36:29 AM No.279798047
>>279797981
Would the machine give Light's number, or the number of someone whose name was highly likely to be written in the Death Note soon?
Replies: >>279798336
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:49:37 AM No.279798169
>>279797962
Alex Murphy is already dead though.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:06:54 PM No.279798336
>>279798047
I remember there was some episode that happened in an island where the Machine gave numbers of both the perpetrator and the victims. So probably both
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:44:42 PM No.279799423
1741840459752044
1741840459752044
md5: 2105e1f1e7110b73ab3f502981002972๐Ÿ”
>>279730724
Skyler was pretty powerful when she got into it, but Kim was even scarier.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:48:44 PM No.279799476
>>279769981
The culprit had multiple possible tries for that anyway. And it wasn't even the real trick, the real trick was that the victim was actually alive (but drugged) and she subtly killed him in front of everyone
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:48:48 PM No.279799478
>>279727135
It would've delayed it sure, but Light had only targeted Japanese criminals so L already knew he was somewhere in Japan.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:51:00 PM No.279799501
1742300772366087
1742300772366087
md5: 956017159cc9059fa92e73146f92b862๐Ÿ”
I fucking love Kogoro Mouri
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:54:07 PM No.279799538
>>279724574
>If every world leader dropped dead from simultaneous heart attacks right now, would the authorities' first instinct really be to track down people's internet usage and find everyone who googled "world leaders" within the past 23 days?
>That's an absurd leap in logic that no human in real life would ever actually make.
No, but realistically speaking, if Kira happened to the world, there would be a few steps:
>1. Is this supernatural? is this God?
>2. Wait... Only some people die, like almost no one dies in Africa
>3. Hey... People who aren't broadcasted, or people with badly spelled names survive. It definitely has something to do with names and faces broadcasted in Japanese news and possibly other high profile news (eg: US)
>4. I guess there is a human culprit that watches the news and uses names/faces to kill, as stupid as it sounds. Now we can crunch logs from all over the world and automate a search for this to get the most likely suspects
Replies: >>279799721 >>279824759
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:58:10 PM No.279799585
>>279747031
This picture is still dumb, I know the point is "rational" intelligence vs intuition but intuiting the Death Note mechanics is something all the NPCs did in the Death Note universe in a few days/weeks just by seeing that Kira couldn't kill some criminals with badly spelled names or no pictures.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:01:19 PM No.279799633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnfaQ6nn4Hg
Replies: >>279803259
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:03:46 PM No.279799670
>>279764808
They would definitely obfuscate Kira but not perfectly, because only Kira applies the Kira pattern FLAWLESSLY.
Let's say you and your friends want to help Kira, you check out 10 different websites. Maybe you checked 1 2 and 3, your buddy 4 5 and 6, and so on. Kira checked all 10 of these websites. And he did the same next day, and the next day, and so on.

Of course there is enough noise that it could help Kira get away with it forever, but you always have to consider that the most tests you get (and with Kira, you get tests everyday), the more camouflage gets removed.
Replies: >>279803347
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:07:13 PM No.279799721
>>279799538
Yeah he was fucked the second it was found out his general area with the staggered broadcast and his probable age with death times. Those early fuck ups were required to catch him
Replies: >>279799751
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:07:38 PM No.279799730
>>279780059
>>279780107
Columbo could probably smooth talk his way to get Freeza
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:08:58 PM No.279799751
>>279799721
The age doesn't matter much really, it's not even hard evidence and doesn't direct the search that much. The location is a pretty big help, but "Japan" was likely to be found pretty fast with the news pattern as well as the hours (delaying killings wouldn't help, it's which news you watch that matter)

The biggest fuckup was still revealing he had police info
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:46:10 PM No.279800274
>>279717947
>Honestly it'd be easy to not get caught in this day and age if you knew what you were doing with IT
Said knowledge requires an IT background, Light was supposed to be a law student.
He could just go to a library and buy a newspaper, then start writing the names of important politicians until the entire leadership of a country is destroyed though lol.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:04:03 PM No.279800600
Ryushika King
Ryushika King
md5: c1f57590e07304745e346863679c92f4๐Ÿ”
>>279728636
She would solve the Kira case if she didn't succumb to the temptation herself
Replies: >>279805046
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:45:56 PM No.279802616
MV5BMTA4NmM4OGQtZGM5Mi00YmUwLThjZjktMmQ2YjgzMWI4YzA0XkEyXkFqcGc@._V1_
>>279739565
>>279769539
Poirot and Ms Marple already have an anime, so a crossover is not off the table.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:51:02 PM No.279802719
>>279739618
>sometimes lets the culprit go if thinks its moral.
Literally only the one time in Murder on the Orient Express which had very special, unique circumstances.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:03:00 PM No.279802947
>>279717734
First there needs to be a Crime and Punishment anime
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:04:05 PM No.279802964
>>279719716
>write a man call it a female character
I'm tired of this projecting crap
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:05:46 PM No.279802993
>>279795427
>no (decent) anime
>no manga license
Why did he do it bros
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:09:03 PM No.279803074
>>279777889
FFR Aerith looks like GACKT
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:17:40 PM No.279803259
>>279799633
Wow he sounds really young
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjEoiI__Zis
Watching Japanese dub of movies you like sure elevates the experience
Replies: >>279803579
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:22:32 PM No.279803347
>>279799670
Just accessing the sites would help but you're right that it wouldn't be perfect. For obfuscation would it be better if someone made a site hosting potential targets visited by tens of thousands of people. If light got most of his sources from selections there, randomized death dates at least and maybe supplemented that list with some analog international sources that would help a lot. That would leave him open to false flags or trolling and there would still be the issue that he could only use the sources written in languages he could read but, forgive me for typing it, something like r/Kira would be a huge headache for authorities.
Replies: >>279812547
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:32:51 PM No.279803579
>>279803259
>elevates
Do you speak Japanese? I think it's the other way around, because it's hard to match Japanese language with English lip sync and they have their own typecasting so it sounds like anime characters talking over real people which is cringe.
Replies: >>279804181
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:57:57 PM No.279804181
>>279803579
>imagine being this bad at understanding spoken japanese
Couldn't be me baka senpai
Replies: >>279804332
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:04:17 PM No.279804332
>>279804181
I asked if you speak it, I didn't say anything about myself
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:08:10 PM No.279804425
>>279785613
Scooby and Shaggy accidentally meet Light, touch his Death Note and see Ryuk. Light cannot kill Shaggy because it's not his real name, and Scooby is not a human. The rest of the gang sets a trap to catch Light.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:10:06 PM No.279804471
>>279785524
Yes, but often times Columbo is just as omniscient as the watcher and just knows who did it and most of the episode is him just proving HOW and/or getting them to confess.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:15:08 PM No.279804618
9983c
9983c
md5: 3c3efa7d5aa16d7c06e91bdef558078b๐Ÿ”
>>279717456 (OP)
I hate this man. He is confused by everything i do and say, he keeps telling me about his wife's hobbies and every annoying thing she does, he always smokes right next to me, he never gets to the point, and worst of all he refuses to get out of my hair. The only comfort I get is that his wife is apparently a huge fan of me.
Replies: >>279805578
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:26:03 PM No.279804911
>>279760584
I had the same reaction.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:31:50 PM No.279805046
1722698512751818
1722698512751818
md5: 42bfcbe813dad5128850b581e972ff4c๐Ÿ”
>>279800600
>if she didn't succumb to the temptation herself
That's fine only poopyheads would be in any danger.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:49:13 PM No.279805473
My wife
My wife
md5: dd52827ded0523d955568080db407d57๐Ÿ”
>>279785882
Spreading lies on the internet is a crime anon.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:52:22 PM No.279805547
>>279736342
>spoiler
Absolutely. Columbo uses the true power of friendship and is an absolute nemesis to evil-doers.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:53:46 PM No.279805578
>>279804618
Perhaps you shouldn't have committed a murder.
Replies: >>279807346
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:00:08 PM No.279805730
Feb-2024-Cover-Story-1024x1536-1711493470
Feb-2024-Cover-Story-1024x1536-1711493470
md5: c3f8904e33720f53827e9dc560147fa7๐Ÿ”
>>279747031
>Nardwuar at the top with Columbo
Yeah, that checks out, guy is just as much of a menace to people that deserve it, except he's a real person.
Cooper could definitely pull it off if he had a partner to bounce off of, which is not to dissimilar to Columbo using the department
I think Memento man would also have a chance, since Kira would have no idea what he's doing, basically the Game Theory advice of doing something that makes non sense every once in a while.
Charlie(it's always sunny) would never be able to solve the case.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:19:13 PM No.279806209
>>279717456 (OP)
>le epic tiktok maymay
>400 replies

State of this fucking board.
Replies: >>279806329
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:24:37 PM No.279806329
>>279806209
Nobody cares about the meme, it's just a somewhat interesting subject because people like that guy and his series, and also want to discuss Death Note and brain stories in general
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:02:05 PM No.279807346
>>279805578
She had it coming.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:41:52 PM No.279808552
>>279769138
I guess that's the closest thing. Yes, Minister is more like a slice of life though
Replies: >>279818110
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:22:23 PM No.279809735
wKJRQYmOTzLKy6rTVkyk8NIUC6I[1]
wKJRQYmOTzLKy6rTVkyk8NIUC6I[1]
md5: f813cc26b410a698c9e0f1640cd49d7d๐Ÿ”
>>279765796
Magnum P.I.
https://archive.org/details/JHiggens
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:03:01 PM No.279810908
>>279717456 (OP)
Just one more ting
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:35:43 PM No.279811801
>>279782120
this is the big sticking point, sherlock holmes was all about forensic evidence and deductive reasoning.
eliminate the impossible and whatever remains must be the truth, but magic notebook falls under the impossible.
i do think he'd be able to solve the case though, and deduce that light yagami is behind it
Replies: >>279812959
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:37:36 PM No.279811853
file
file
md5: 7bd3415dd4e89eff6bb1020602de1241๐Ÿ”
>>279785882
japan also cares about columbo because the show got a japanese dub back when it aired, you'll see columbo's influence in a lot of japanese media. like consider bolonco, son of columbo
Replies: >>279812079
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:47:16 PM No.279812079
file
file
md5: f2b813da38f81a2870b9d697444cfe2e๐Ÿ”
>>279811853
or it's influence on the ace attorney games. like anything involving detectives in japanese media is probably going to have some columbo influences.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:05:32 PM No.279812547
>>279803347
Yeah the most realistic way for Light to do his job safely is to have someone gather targets from all around the internet for him. Of course this would just change goalposts and force the government to arrest the person doing this. But then Light can threaten to kill the entire government if they intervene and presto he has a kinda bulletproof deal as far as I can see..
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:21:44 PM No.279812959
>>279811801
i guess it depends on exactly what it means by intuit mechanics, if figuring out roughly the pattern and limitations of it counts or if it means actually figuring out the supernatural element
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:27:43 PM No.279813104
>>279747031
where the fuck is el melon?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:33:30 PM No.279813255
>>279718713
>>279732412
Monogatari has various other, let's say, distractions and smoke and mirrors to keep the viewer engaged, even (especially) during dialogue scenes. Hyouka and Shoushimin are better comparisons since they let the raw dialogue carry the scenes. They're also actual mystery/detective stories, and one of Yonezawa's major writing inspirations is classic mystery novels.
Replies: >>279815709
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:33:47 PM No.279813265
Columbo-columbo-14870389-720-540
Columbo-columbo-14870389-720-540
md5: 7df8af4965a2a026fa84a5dc3d94e98c๐Ÿ”
>Well, Mr. Yah-Gay-Me, I was just thinking. Wouldn't it be funny if this Kira guy had some sorta notebook he could use to just write down people he wants to die, and he'd never have to lay a finger on them?
>Are you INSANE Columbo? A magical notebook? You must be crazy to think of something like that. I mean, the idea is preposterous, how would someone even get their hands on something like that? A god of death?
>Oh I'm sorry sir, no need to get too worked up. I was just throwing the idea out there as a bit of a joke, you see I got the idea from one of those japanese animes my wife is always telling me about. I'm suuure no such thing exists. Sorry to bother you
Replies: >>279830518
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:43:02 PM No.279813491
>>279717456 (OP)
>See, we found a couple of those, whadda ya call em.. gravure magazines in your room. But, if you switch around your name it spells out 'I am gay'. Isn't that interesting?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:44:35 PM No.279813519
>>279747031
>>279766387
Here's something I'm wondering about the chart. Some of these characters can solve the Kira case, but does Light know they're after him? There's a difference between being able to solve the case and bringing Light to justice while he's trying to stop them. For example, it would take a day for Light to figure out that Batman is Bruce Wayne. A lot of these other detectives don't even hide their identities so it would be trivial for Light to kill them.
Replies: >>279813631 >>279813958
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:50:40 PM No.279813631
>>279813519
That would basically limit it to characters that either always use a pseudonym or have no canon name at all.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:04:55 AM No.279813958
>>279813519
>For example, it would take a day for Light to figure out that Batman is Bruce Wayne.
But would it satisfy him? What if he has the same compulsion as L or it was L and he needs real proof.
>A lot of surrounding evidence points to Bruce Wayne being Batman. Same city. Time zones. I need more proof.
>*cue to L tied to Bruce Wayne* "Are you Batman?" "No, I'm Bruce Wayne."
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:19:34 AM No.279814243
>>279747031
Wouldn't Scully deny the Death Note has any supernatural killing power?
Replies: >>279814357
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:25:07 AM No.279814357
>>279814243
Mulder's in the picture too.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:21:17 AM No.279815709
>>279813255
>Monogatari has various other, let's say, distractions and smoke and mirrors
I wouldn't call them distractions. Most of the visuals are representations of what is being said in the dialogue. It draws more attention to it not less.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:10:22 AM No.279818110
>>279808552
Yeah, in general Japan doesn't really do satire making fun of politicians all that much, though they really should.
Replies: >>279818374 >>279818410 >>279818448 >>279818595 >>279818635 >>279818772
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:23:10 AM No.279818374
>>279818110
Closest thing I can think of is the first half of Shin Godzilla, where the government was more concerned with procedure and bureaucratic processes over actually doing anything. If you cut out all the shots of Godzilla and civilians dying, it comes across as a comedy almost.
Replies: >>279818772
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:24:35 AM No.279818410
>>279818110
Or you just don't see it because material parodying Japanese politicians doesn't get localized because why would it
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:24:52 AM No.279818419
>>279717734
The problem is that the scripting is weird. You always start knowing who the criminal is, most of the actual runtime is Columbo asking redundant and uninteresting questions, and the villain only gets caught because of a slip of the tongue that wouldn't hold up in court.
Replies: >>279818487
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:26:04 AM No.279818448
>>279818110
No parody protections in Japan. One episode of Gintama actually got taken off air due to making fun of a politician.
Replies: >>279821001
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:27:31 AM No.279818487
>>279818419
Go watch one of the good episodes. Episode quality in Columbo is all over the place and the great episodes aren't what you've described at all.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:31:31 AM No.279818595
>>279818110
>he hasn't watched/read Koizumi
Replies: >>279818632
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:33:00 AM No.279818632
>>279818595
I said they don't do it all that much, not that they never do it.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:33:10 AM No.279818635
>>279818110
They do. It's only their Emperor and the royal family which are off-limits.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:35:39 AM No.279818693
>>279719716
Had me until glasses. Glasses are fucking gross
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:38:13 AM No.279818750
>>279724943
Most men treat women the same way they treat a bumbling man regardless of how they act so it would just be redundant if anything, not impossible.
Replies: >>279824405
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:39:01 AM No.279818772
>>279818110
they made a whole arcade game where you play as a former prime minister running around collecting bribe money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04H5DHWCnhk

>>279818374
it was 100% intentional dark comedy
Replies: >>279823055
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:43:31 AM No.279818876
>>279760479
This. Also, Phil Marlowe solves as long as played by Bogart or Hanรกk
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:45:20 AM No.279818912
5
5
md5: 6ed13deb2789a7efa4871b9db29f49e2๐Ÿ”
>>279728648
This. People talk up about the broadcast kill and poor randomization as huge mistakes, but those were very survivable mistakes. Showing that he had high-ranking police access was the utter ego-induced blunder.

Though the broadcast was still a massive propaganda victory for L. It showed that Kira was not some dispassionate justice god but an impulsive fallible human, one that police work had a very real hope of catching with funding and practice.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:53:26 AM No.279819078
>>279786098
Czech here, Columbo is love
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:58:18 AM No.279819170
>>279770576
>The Professionals
hell yeah
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:59:19 AM No.279819193
>>279766838
CGDCT
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 4:42:18 AM No.279820037
bx103477-cK4Q0fOkvhu4
bx103477-cK4Q0fOkvhu4
md5: a42649b08dcc8e129de22bbefcd48f02๐Ÿ”
>>279717734
there's one already retard
Replies: >>279837070
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:24:54 AM No.279820926
GtwbpBmWAAAhsX-
GtwbpBmWAAAhsX-
md5: 2b74065c9ac3eade3a242088c84ddf77๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>279821989 >>279828985
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:28:42 AM No.279821001
>>279818448
Then they made fun of another politician years later.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:51:49 AM No.279821406
file
file
md5: 0e8fe8d4e3beeb04eac6bfd3daee727b๐Ÿ”
>>279717456 (OP)
>Now you said you couldn't have possibly written the names at 9PM last night, because you were busy playing your PS3.
>But I just gotta ask
>How could you be playing your PS3 if the PS3 has no games?
Replies: >>279823293 >>279824845
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:24:43 AM No.279821989
>>279820926
I am mildly amused
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:30:18 AM No.279822079
>>279775126
> Kuso why he is not dying? Did I spell Rafael wrong?
Replies: >>279835617
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 7:37:52 AM No.279823055
>>279818772
They should remake it but with slush funds.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 7:55:20 AM No.279823293
47
47
md5: 4731e7276c2ab05714d27aa2af56d072๐Ÿ”
>>279821406
Combining a 50 year old show with a 20 year old meme to create the perfect timeless joke.
Replies: >>279823551
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:13:44 AM No.279823551
>>279823293
You're in for a treat if you haven't seen this yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnDe2u5M7e8
Replies: >>279824002
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:52:07 AM No.279824002
>>279823551
> Baby boomer TV show
> Millennial meme
> Victim is a streamer popular with zoomers

Man, that's quite the generational crossover.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 9:30:47 AM No.279824405
>>279818750
Or maybe most men treat women like children.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 9:37:28 AM No.279824474
Kira
Kira
md5: f06e169ee49f0b07fc18e0967290d8ca๐Ÿ”
>>279717456 (OP)
Can he catch this guy?
Replies: >>279824784 >>279825153 >>279825802
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 9:58:38 AM No.279824689
>>279796773
A god doesn't run. Making it impossible to find you is basically admitting defeat, since that clearly means you view them as an insurmountable threat.
If Light could do it all again, he would still kill the convict .
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 10:05:39 AM No.279824759
>>279799538
How do you narrow it down when definitely people would do everything in their power to obfuscate Kira, either intentionally or not.

At least thousands of people would have a similar search history making it useless to narrow him down like that.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 10:08:13 AM No.279824784
>>279824474
Technically it's literally impossible to catch him without a stand or some way to see spirits.
And even if you could catch him, it would end in a fight anyway.
Replies: >>279825153
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 10:13:13 AM No.279824845
tumblr_b4190ff2aaa4b66292690312f60ae5e3_3c37706a_500
>>279821406
>First gen PS3 were backwards compatible with PS2 games. I've got plenty to play.
Replies: >>279829705
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 10:24:33 AM No.279824987
1722647732265733
1722647732265733
md5: 46122da915aebe83779b66e69ed7e2ef๐Ÿ”
>>279747031
I don't think any of these guys could solve the case before Misa came into play given the same circumstances as the original story. They COULD solve and capture a solo Kira but not the two seen in the series. L is an anomaly among them because he deleted any link to his past or real name that could possibly let Light kill him. Even characters like Batman or the MIB still have traces back to who they really are. But Misa is all but impossible to deal with by all except the most maximum paranoid autists like L. Sissel is the only one with a real chance against both of them and only because they can't kill him.
Replies: >>279825908 >>279835302
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 10:37:30 AM No.279825153
>>279824474
>>279824784
>Oh, uhh, just one more thing, Mr. Kira.
>I happened to come across this photograph of your late father...my condolences, by the way...and my clumsy fingers got me a papercut out of it when I tried to grab it outta the air.
>Now, I've gotten all sorts of papercuts over the years, my wife can attest to that...but this one is, uhh, particularly nasty.
>It must've gotten infected or something because, uhhh, well...I think I'm startin' to see things.
Replies: >>279825234 >>279826278
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 10:44:27 AM No.279825234
>>279825153
>Mr. Kawajiri, interesting name. Would you mind writing that down for me?
>kira reaches for the pen columbo is holding out towards him
>You know I saw your son earlier, cute kid. Think he was doing his homework. Except... he seems a little old to be practicing his kana, don't you think?
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 10:56:23 AM No.279825382
1-peter-falk-in-columbo-1971-album
1-peter-falk-in-columbo-1971-album
md5: 332f5dd18181d64f9d21760b6352edfa๐Ÿ”
>>279717456 (OP)
You made an statement that One Piece is globally acclaimed. Such a bold comment!!!. My wife even overheard it while we were playing our usual chess game at night. Rooks falling, bishops praising, knights riding, and pawns dying. The game wouldn't have lasted so long if my wife hadn't told the annoying truth. If One Piece is so disruptive, why is the internet still unbroken?
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:14:52 AM No.279825570
0_o
0_o
md5: 9c59f91681105e989e5cc3836cfc21dd๐Ÿ”
>>279717456 (OP)
I hope this thread being up for 3+ days means we can start having seinen mag threads with big titty bitches on the cover
>>279763527
Jump just axed Sydcraft so I doubt it has a market
>muh manga
same difference plus the nips must have detective fatigue after reading Conan for over 2 decades
Replies: >>279826282 >>279827558 >>279834030
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:32:53 AM No.279825802
>>279824474
Even if Columbo can solve the case, once Kira sets up Bites the Dust, it'll be impossible for him to catch him.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:38:57 AM No.279825874
>>279778619
That's because Mr. Forger's stamina is all spent every night on Becky and Anya's messy beds.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:40:54 AM No.279825908
>>279747031
York, the psychopomp guardian angel with a direct line to the afterlife, being in "cannot intuit" is fucking insane. You could argue that his detective skills are not up to snuff, but as far as familiarity with the supernatural goes, it should be simple as hell for him.

>>279824987
York isn't human, so the Death Note hypothetically shouldn't even work on him.
Replies: >>279832013
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:44:38 AM No.279825960
>>279738472
This is not true you're surveilled all of the time even if you don't consent to it. There are still pockets where you can get away with things but everything surrounding them is surveilled for the most part (and if not you should assume it is because it will be soon). This data is also stored forever when possible and more and more of it is being collected and stored forever each year.

This means there is a massive backlog of data to troll through whenever a "person of interest" gets on the radar. The folly with most normalfags (and (you), maybe) is the fact that they have the mind set that they
>aren't doing anything wrong.

The reality is more things are becoming "wrong" with each passing year and "they" are setting more and more precedent each year that it's okay to go looking through people's pasts to commit them of crimes (or increase punishment for crimes in the present). All it will take is "them" deciding to go full authoritarian to put us in a more dystopian hellhole worse than any of our cyber punk sci-fi would ever imagine.

(you) are part of the problem because whenever anyone tries to warn about this happening and getting worse each year you do one (or all) of the following:
>you're schizo/crazy
>it's <other group>'s fault and we should use this technology to BTFO
><they> are not conspiring against us. It's impossible for a small group of people to do these things
>I refuse to believe this until you give me dissertation on the exact plan "they" have. The names of "they". The entire history of each of "them". Full proof that it's happening. Don't bother writing it because I'll refuse to read it anyway and call you schizo.

The most frustrating part of this is watching people willingly accept the technology being built around them that will only lead to their own doom. They pretend like anyone that is afraid of it now is crazy of needs to "get with the time".
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:01:55 PM No.279826250
>>279734716
People fail to realize the actual problem of finding Kira, which is the police acting on the assumption that all these deaths are the work of a magical schizo writing names on a book. They would never, ever look for a single culprit or even any culprit at all since it would be likely assumed to be the work of a mysterious illness or just the feds executing undesirables and covering it up with the Kira bs. Or if we want to be extremely generous they'd look for a high target criminal organization. They would never investigate random civilians, in the show this only happened because L was a megaschizo that happened to be right and even then they didn't take him seriously until the L.Taylor blunder happened.
Replies: >>279833281
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:04:14 PM No.279826278
>>279825153
What stand would Columbo have?
Replies: >>279827665
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:04:25 PM No.279826282
>>279825570
Nah, it has a market, just not with the audience that reads Weekly Shonen Jump.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:16:04 PM No.279826456
i used to watch columbo and mash every morning before school on upn
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:12:20 PM No.279827150
>>279717866
>Anime is about being able to show things that are weird or unusual or difficult to act out.
Yeah, that's why half the medium is high school comedy right?
Replies: >>279828575
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:42:10 PM No.279827558
[EngelGroup&amp;mastress] Mahou Shoujo Pretty Sammy 12 [DVD 448p x264 AC3][90692B75].mkv_snapshot_06.49_[2025.05.15_03.44.43]
>>279825570
>I hope this thread being up for 3+ days means we can start having seinen mag threads with big titty bitches on the cover
I don't see the connection between those two things.
Replies: >>279827706
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:49:00 PM No.279827665
>>279826278
ใ€ŒONE MORE THINGใ€
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOH9f7aepUo
It actually doesn't have an ability. He only has a stand in order to see other people's stands and describe them while playing dumb about knowing what they are.
Replies: >>279829023
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:51:28 PM No.279827706
anime girl fist
anime girl fist
md5: ff9d80cf02b04e778d37d780aac6adc5๐Ÿ”
>>279827558
both are 3DPD?
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:54:47 PM No.279828575
f21723652171716035_thumb.jpg
f21723652171716035_thumb.jpg
md5: add4c85fe61252f84d1ba412321e3306๐Ÿ”
>>279827150
>perfectly normal high school comedies
Replies: >>279832986
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:05:28 PM No.279828718
>>279747031
What do you MEAN monk couldn't solve the kira case?
Replies: >>279828747
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:06:59 PM No.279828747
>>279828718
Wouldn't make it to Japan on account of some kid licking his seat on the flight there.
Replies: >>279828827
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:12:50 PM No.279828827
>>279828747
>Monk tosses a handkerchief onto a door handle
>it explodes
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:22:08 PM No.279828985
>>279820926
kek
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:24:50 PM No.279829023
>>279827665
>ใ€ŒONE MORE THINGใ€
this is why I love JoJo
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:56:45 PM No.279829705
1-peter-falk-in-columbo-1971-album
1-peter-falk-in-columbo-1971-album
md5: 9a20f6d4def9ccab57865db0189c973c๐Ÿ”
>>279824845
>Ohhh of course, my mistake.
>The guys at the lab said you were playing this "Kingdom Hearts" thingie?
>How many achievements did ya get?
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 4:06:34 PM No.279829945
>>279728903
First episode of the second season is basically what inspired the whole Ace Attorney series.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 4:28:34 PM No.279830518
>>279813265
There's the part where they say
>fufufu that's pretty astute but you have no proof, Columbo
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 4:32:45 PM No.279830641
>>279717947
It's impossible to get caught.

The only reason he gets caught - what people have been saying for 20 fucking years now - is because it's written that way. L makes massive leaps, and everyone just sort of agrees with him.

Tell me right now, how you even think someone dying of a heart attack is the work of some incel high schooler hundreds of miles away and then pin this one.

You can't, because every single time, it would get quietly written off as weird, but natural, and it wouldn't even get to being investigated.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 4:35:36 PM No.279830728
>>279764808
>But you are not considering that so many people would support him and help him get away with it, it's not even funny.
99% of the population would adamantly hate him because the TV said to.
The remaining 1% would fantasize about supporting him on social media while doing nothing.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:27:11 PM No.279832013
>>279825908
York may have deep connections to the supernatural, but he doesn't make good use of them. Best example is the coffee giving him Forrest's initials. And when he meets him for the first time, he's carrying a red sapling. The seeds for said sapling being tied to an ongoing case, all of them found on the bodies of the victims both before and during the events of the game.

Cosmic forces slapped him in the face with information and he just blissfully let it slide while kazoo music plays in the background.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:07:02 PM No.279832986
MV5BNTg1NjRkNDYtYjM3My00YzA1LTliODAtMDg4NjZkZmM2MTRhXkEyXkFqcGc@._V1_
>>279828575
There are plenty of those.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:17:49 PM No.279833281
file
file
md5: 710b54b452a5e6f62574f98dea548953๐Ÿ”
>>279826250
They'd probably just assume it's the CIA with a new version of their heart-attack gun
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:48:08 PM No.279834030
hq720
hq720
md5: 2c1f9babb30d233ab19183c82acd143e๐Ÿ”
>>279825570
>I hope this thread being up for 3+ days means we can start having seinen mag threads with big titty bitches on the cover
Only if Columbo is also on the cover. Sorry I don't make the rules.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 7:45:16 PM No.279835302
vlcsnap-2025-06-20-19h41m20s220
vlcsnap-2025-06-20-19h41m20s220
md5: b68d64067a08f08a6cad45ffe36a89d2๐Ÿ”
>>279824987
>L is an anomaly among them because he deleted any link to his past or real name that could possibly let Light kill him. Even characters like Batman or the MIB still have traces back to who they really are.
I could catch Light.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 7:49:50 PM No.279835419
Could Not Important stop Kira?
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 7:59:43 PM No.279835617
>>279822079
>ESPRIT DE CORPS [Medium - Success]: We regret to inform you that Officer Raphaรซl Ambrosius Costeau has killed in the line of duty.
>Do not let his death be in vain.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:55:08 PM No.279837070
74347
74347
md5: 645a29f80a73a82feed6a35d0bff67f7๐Ÿ”
>>279820037
Yeah, what kind of idiot doesn't know about the 2012 short film Columbos by famous director Kawai Okamura. That's like not knowing about the short film Ryoku Tama Shinshi by renowned film maker Kurita Yasuo.
Replies: >>279837317
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 9:03:45 PM No.279837317
>>279837070
Exactly.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 9:20:06 PM No.279837745
Columbo is actually a very charming man, he makes me smile whenever he's on the screen.
Replies: >>279837762
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 9:21:00 PM No.279837762
>>279837745
Gay